Name: British Guy in Japan Reads Hate Mail
Uploaded: 2020-03-24T10:34:42.000Z
Duration: 10 min 52 s
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I find it annoying that Youtubers always ignore those of us who constantly send them positive comments

yet instantly reel over one or two negative ones.

It’s makes me physically sick all over my sandwiches.

Unfortunately, as a bitter, confused, 43 year old man - trapped, inside a 26 year’s old body,

I feed off the hate - it gives me energy, it’s give me focus - like some sort of Dementor,

So with that in mind, we’re going back in one more time - into the sewers of the YouTube comments sections.

But I want you to remember, these comments aren’t just simply from donkeys who’ve discovered words;

these are real people, with thoughts and opinions that deserve to be heard.

And I think you’ll find this a rewarding and educational experience if you try to see

each comment objectively - not as hate mail - but as piece of knowledge

I know why you come off as an obnoxious disrespectful turd, its because you are in fact an obnoxious disrespectful turd,

Seriously you should reassess how you put your videos together.

Bit of a weird remark that one isn’t it?

Because there’s the sentence structure of a 6 year old, but there’s also big words

But I have reassessed how I put my videos together and I’ve decided, given your name

is rabbitphobia, I’m now going to put a rabbit in every single future video - irrespective

I can’t believe how much like a little bitch you winged about getting up at 4.30am,

FFS I bet there are fish mongers in that market that have been doing it for decades.

If a fish monger gets up at 4.30am everyday for decades, it’s probably not that difficult to do is it.

It’s just your average way of life as a fishmonger.

Also you call me a little bitch and yet you have a phobia of rabbits.

The one animal on earth you have nothing to fear, unless you have a really nice garden of lettuce.

You might be afraid of rabbits, but I roll around in a pile of rabbits for fun - look

there’s a video of that actually happening - I’m not mental.

So in conclusion, I might be an obnoxious disrespectful little bitch, but,

And seeing as we’re on the subject of terrifying animals, two months ago I made a video about

some Japanese beef and during the video I swore a few times - you know like you do.

But what I didn’t anticipate was that the act of swearing in a cow related video would

You keep on saying fuck word publicly on your fucking videos son of a bitch.

Fuck me, it’s either a cow that has learned to speak - or it’s a really angry guy somewhere in India.

I’d like to point out this person isn’t necessarily mental - in Hinduism of course,

Now I always like to make an effort to respect people’s religious beliefs,

apart from last month when I made a video about Japanese Christ dying in a Japanese village.

But I can’t help but think this reaction is a little bit over the top, especially given

that I didn’t even direct the swear words at a specific cow.

It’s not as though I walked through a fucking barn methodically insulting every single cow

Do you swear in public in other countries and think it is okay?

I’d like to think humanity has far more pressing issues than me making some noises

It sounds like an amazing tagline for a new brand of aftershave.

Provocative the new fragrance from Noah Shirakawa.

There you go Noah - not only are you named after a guy who built a really good boat

- but a weird stranger turned your stupid comments into a advert for aftershave.

Now I see why some viewers are annoyed I focus on the hate comments.

Well that’s because every time I pull a bitchy smug face, your Mum gives me a biscuit.

You probably had some good thing to say but I couldn’t watch/list with all that bouncing around.

I’m fairly certain, Russell Ramsey, that you’re the only person to have this as an issue.

Which leads me to believe perhaps you have some sort of gift - like a kind of sixth sense

- where you’re able to detect physical movement in a way that most of us can’t.

Or you’ve been drinking too much coffee again - in your mental asylum.

Japanese hate deeply the hypocrisy manner.

Turn back where you from never back here.

I like this comment because whilst it’s obviously someone making an angry remark in poor English,

there’s also poetic quality to it I find.

Turn back where you from, never back here.

It’s the sort of thing you’d say to someone who told you they loved you, but you didn’t feel the same way.

I don’t feel the same way…turn back where you from never back here.

I think there’s a whole film waiting to be based around that one line - on that entire premise.

It’s amazing what ideas you come up with whilst reading comments from fucking idiots.

You actually kinda look like John Oliver with glasses.

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