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  • day dating day top of morning I land smack a bell with a potato in the world Will be yours smiled brightly today Everybody respected the Woodland mansion.

  • I still need to figure out how the Frick I'm going to get home.

  • It's gonna take me forever.

  • I was actually gonna go and do it off camera and then just start this episode back home.

  • What?

  • People told me that I missed a lot in this place.

  • The obsidian thing that I found upstairs outside.

  • Inside it is a diamond like a diamond block, which I think you need nine diamonds to make.

  • Uh, so I might just break the obsidian to get that and take me forever because I don't have a diamond pick axe I would love if I could get enough.

  • Okay.

  • My plan.

  • Write it all down.

  • Okay.

  • Get your sketchbooks out.

  • Okay.

  • Well timed.

  • Right down to play.

  • Okay, Break Obsidian block.

  • Only enough to get to the diamond block.

  • I'll be able to get the diamond block with my iron pickaxe.

  • Getting the diamond block with my arm pickaxe means that I can turn that diamond block into nine diamonds.

  • What can I do it.

  • Nine diamonds make a diamond pick axe for making diamond pick axe I can get the rest of the obsidian Hopefully I have enough to build another portal near here so I can get home fast.

  • My God, this plan is beautiful.

  • I've never seen a plan more beautiful in my entire life.

  • I didn't write a single thing down, but also apparently I missed a lot of stuff just in this place I didn't know about.

  • I smack you.

  • I smack you somebody I smack you until you die from dead.

  • Okay?

  • So nothing through that wall.

  • I need to just are breaking walls to see what's in what may be It's just secret hidden treasures all over the place.

  • This is not a secret.

  • Hidden treasure thistles lies.

  • Is there more secret hidden treasures anywhere?

  • Okay, that's downstairs.

  • Just break all the rooms, OK, so far no secret treasures.

  • This is just a regular room.

  • Wait away, not get treasures.

  • A party that's supposed to like full treasure rooms in this mansion.

  • I just don't have any game.

  • Doesn't like me because I'm Irish.

  • The games are racist.

  • It doesn't want me to have four or joy It doesn't want me to have potatoes, though.

  • So I thank you for that thing in the middle here.

  • This place is so confusing.

  • Where am I In?

  • What's out?

  • Who do he breaking balls into?

  • Light comes in.

  • I can't see.

  • Dip in here, man.

  • All right.

  • I could just do this.

  • Get you, little Richie.

  • What were you doing hiding?

  • Where did you come out with the rest of us?

  • Got him?

  • No, thanks.

  • Creepy.

  • He's no thanks.

  • I don't want a creeper.

  • I have a dog already.

  • It's you.

  • This is the Pope's great.

  • A tiny bit of iron and a cat song.

  • Hello?

  • So happy Cheap.

  • Er's creepers All man's okay, Just do that.

  • Whatever.

  • See if I care?

  • Just destroyed the whole place, actually.

  • Oh, God.

  • I could just make a bunch of t and t and planted everywhere and burned the whole place down.

  • That's what I would call epic.

  • Andr, man, What are you doing in my house?

  • This is my house now.

  • I have defeated the house.

  • Okay, Come on, blow up.

  • Okay, that actually, that helped a lot.

  • Thank you.

  • I do need under balls.

  • He gave me one.

  • Didn't you didn't give me anything, Mr Zombie.

  • Anything except disappointment.

  • That's right.

  • Thing behind all this wolf.

  • Or do I have to burn this place to the ground?

  • If I don't find Go treasure.

  • I am burning this entire mansion to the ground.

  • You heard it here first.

  • I didn't want to have to resort to violence, but peace was never an option.

  • Nothing.

  • Oh, my burning fingers.

  • Air tingling.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Come out outside, babies.

  • It's great to get a nice tan out here.

  • Follow me outside another.

  • They're paying for their insolence, your trash nor your place.

  • It's going to say it's almost like Chuck is here.

  • Chuck.

  • Spies.

  • I see.

  • You can't fool.

  • May Look at them laying eggs.

  • Sleeper agents trying to do the bidding of Chuck.

  • I'm onto you chickens.

  • Never keeping a chicken alive in this game again.

  • Don't trust anyone except not even yourself.

  • Actually, nobody.

  • Is there anything inside the cat?

  • Destroy the cat.

  • So that was a close one.

  • Really?

  • You just have an entire sculpture of a cat for no reason.

  • What is Minecraft?

  • And why is Minecraft?

  • Why is my craft so mean to me?

  • Well, that I do this is the only secret room that I found.

  • Damn it all.

  • Screw it.

  • I'm destroying this.

  • What's the easiest way to get into it, Isa?

  • Two blocks, no matter where I go.

  • Ah, yeah, That would probably make sense, right?

  • If it's right in the middle, dammit.

  • Okay, this is gonna take forever.

  • But hopefully I can get some diamond out of this.

  • At least then then I'll have gotten some totems, oven dying and some diamond.

  • So it's not a total.

  • It's not a total loss.

  • I didn't go to Mickey D's and ask for a Big Mac and come home with a chicken tender.

  • No, I went to McDonalds.

  • And that's for a Big Mac.

  • You came home with Lakers succulent burger That the one I wanted, but it's what I got.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Is this ever gonna break?

  • Will it break?

  • Can it break?

  • Or do we need diamond?

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, it's changing, Is it?

  • I don't know.

  • I think I'm going crazy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It actually does break.

  • Oh, took forever.

  • Here we go.

  • Round two.

  • I'm in it.

  • I'm in the game now.

  • I'm not letting anybody changed my focus.

  • Thank God the other jacks are in here.

  • They were.

  • They were really breaking my focus.

  • I felt so alone without them.

  • But now I realized that they were trying to steal my secrets.

  • I don't want him doing anymore.

  • It's hard to take my craft entertaining when you're sitting here smack it bucks all day and you're stuck in a wooden mansion and take you 15,000 blocks to get home.

  • There it is.

  • I got it.

  • The diamond block.

  • Okay, now I have to actually go.

  • Go to see if I can break a diamond block with an iron pickaxe.

  • Can I mine diamond block with iron pick axe?

  • I don't need to write in Minecraft on this one.

  • A pick made of iron will mine all yours.

  • Still, that's not what I asked.

  • Diamond blocks can only be successfully mind with the diamond or iron pickaxe here.

  • Me?

  • Oh, baby.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, it's happening.

  • What is going on with my textures?

  • Oh, e I don't wanna talk about it.

  • I don't want to talk about it.

  • I just I just don't want to talk about why.

  • Why did the game?

  • It says right here.

  • Diamond blocks can only be mind successfully with an iron or diamond pick axe to get the diamonds back.

  • Simply put the diamond block of the craft.

  • Ingrid, to split it into nine diamonds.

  • Why didn't it work?

  • That was that was supposed to be my ticket hole.

  • I was supposed to get the diamond block, turn it into diamonds so we could get a diamond pick axe to get the obsidian so we could use the obsidian to get by.

  • Ah, uh, what's that?

  • Hits book.

  • It's back.

  • It's back to normal.

  • Oh, potato gods, you smile upon me this day.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you, overlords.

  • Thank you.

  • And thank you that the power of saving might world, uh, locally and not ruining the entire game.

  • I just reverted my safe because I'm not losing that block, okay?

  • It's not cheating.

  • All they did was like glue.

  • Quit the game and load it back up again.

  • Okay, so since my frickin I was using a stone pickaxe don't pick axe.

  • Oh, my God.

  • If I used my eyes in this game, I'd be dangerous.

  • You know that buying game You win this round, you do.

  • Excuse me.

  • I'm trying to have a conversation with the game.

  • Let's have a boarding smack.

  • Push.

  • Gush, huh?

  • Nice.

  • Okay, so we may be back exactly where the episode started, but it's fine, because I didn't really Actually, I didn't find anything in this godforsaken dump anyway, so let's make no wonder it took all absolute day to break those blocks.

  • I was using a stone pickaxe.

  • I didn't even realize stone is not shiny iron.

  • A shiny.

  • Oh, God.

  • Could you imagine if that was a lab?

  • A hole?

  • Okay, that's the only time I'm going to revert my save because that really got to me.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Yes.

  • What should I get rid of bones?

  • Why not?

  • No one needs bones.

  • Okay, Plan got Get Jack.

  • Home is still a go, people.

  • All right?

  • I don't want to hear it turned this Minecraft round.

  • If I have to in so aggressive, it's it's really hurt in this place.

  • Guys.

  • Bob, you almost destroyed my Bedrich I call home.

  • You're frickin dinky.

  • I didn't want to call him that, but he forced my hug.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Let's put this in here and make nine diamonds.

  • Yes, Yes, gamers.

  • Yes.

  • And then we make a diamond pick Axe?

  • Oh, yes.

  • Let's mind some obsidian gamers.

  • Let's go!

  • Came ours.

  • Let's go!

  • Let's go, gamers.

  • Let's go!

  • Hit like button.

  • God, this is so much faster The capital for trying to mine all this obsidian with stone pickaxe.

  • Oh, what a fool I waas No wonder the cavemen don't exist anymore because they they vanished after using all their crappy stone instruments.

  • All right, so I need to do is improvise.

  • 789 10 10 obsidian.

  • And then I could go home.

  • Where else need Flint and Steel?

  • You know, we might as well just take it all we're here.

  • It'll come in handy because I might make a bunch of other portals.

  • Wait, that'll be Oh.

  • Huh?

  • Let's go through the Netherton.

  • Both, actually.

  • Yeah, That was my plan all along.

  • What I'm talking about.

  • Okay, How many of the speed?

  • 14.

  • 15 16.

  • 17.

  • And the 19 total.

  • If I had a diamond pick axe to begin with, if it was 20 I could have made two portals doing that.

  • Massive two in the bottom to the top.

  • So you decided to be the site?

  • Yeah, it's a 10.

  • Be nice if I only had to use nine.

  • Whatever.

  • What are you going to Dio?

  • Not every Sunday is a picnic.

  • Where you from?

  • Wait.

  • A creeper exploded down here and they all just started pouring out.

  • Where did you come from?

  • Weird like that.

  • I just need gravel.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • Oh, nice.

  • Okay.

  • Why do you need gravel, Shawn?

  • You may ask.

  • Well, silly Nam kins so I can get a flint.

  • Attn Least that's the hope lit.

  • Yes.

  • Uh, get rid of this.

  • No one likes this.

  • This looks like as good a place as I need to build another portal.

  • Don't you think he chumps eso It's two on the bottle.

  • Yeah, and then don't have any other blocks.

  • These will do nicely.

  • Yeah, half built another portal in Ohio because I hate it there.

  • Yeah, that looks about right.

  • And then we, ah, build a flint and steel brewski and then we do a little bit of this.

  • Ah, could we get some epic potato?

  • God sounds.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Now, before I go before I leave this hell hole, I have one thing that I want to do.

  • I am burning this entire place.

  • I'm I burn it all down.

  • I'm just burned Chunk to this.

  • Sorry.

  • You're gonna have to wait your turn.

  • You're going to burn in the fiery pit.

  • Well, okay, well, no, this is getting away from me, and it's actually starting to burn across here, and it might actually get into where my port lease.

  • That's that's That's not what I want.

  • Maybe I should have started the fire little further away.

  • Um, I'm quite nervous.

  • The fire is scaring me Now.

  • Um, get rid of rotten flesh and keep the bed E I ts, um Mayday, Mayday.

  • We have a problem.

  • But I'd be lying if I didn't say that.

  • This is extremely satisfied.

  • Everything burns, including me, apparently.

  • Oh, I've sandwich myself in.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This place went up like toilet paper.

  • 00 okay.

  • That this room on fire said it all on fire.

  • Maybe making escape hatch so I don't burn.

  • Oh, Whoops, ese.

  • Well, now you'll uncover your secrets to me.

  • A big wooden bitch.

  • Sweet Jesus.

  • Oh, sweet Jesus.

  • The whole place is literally going down from a couple of sparks.

  • Oh, I actually didn't think that it would burn so efficiently.

  • 00 Oh, wait.

  • Well, maybe after then.

  • Uh, good looking out.

  • Don't let me near a pack of matches.

  • That's the lesson we've all learned here today, isn't it?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, indeed.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Holy hell.

  • I I did not mean for this to happen.

  • I think I'm gonna be on the local news.

  • Crazy Irishman burns down giant mansion.

  • In my defense, I thought it would be cool.

  • And it is.

  • Oh, sweet Lord.

  • They're what rooms have you got to heighten out?

  • Important.

  • Still find them.

  • We'll just just jump into that portal anyway, Who knows where to come out in the nether?

  • But it's their gods.

  • What?

  • Oh, no, no, no, thank you, isn't it?

  • I don't do that, shapers.

  • Nice and toasty warm.

  • I know a bunch of you at home are probably like Jack, You shouldn't have burned it down to.

  • Probably had blah, blah, blah.

  • I don't care.

  • Okay.

  • My way of playing Minecraft is way more fun.

  • Thing is beautiful.

  • Wait.

  • Are you one of the poopy chests?

  • The ones that actually didn't have anything in them repaired the storage?

  • Yep.

  • Well, you know what that means?

  • It's dark.

  • in here.

  • Why don't I brightened things up a bit?

  • I really had other plans for this episode.

  • By the way, there's there's more stuff that I want to do.

  • This is just really fun on something that needed to happen.

  • Okay, my friend and steel is gone, so my my mayhem can only go so far.

  • Oh, God, it's sort of formless.

  • Oh, man, it's on my workbench.

  • That's insane.

  • Is there anything secret?

  • Lying around God burning down the whole mansion was way more fun than exploring it.

  • What does it say about me?

  • Come on, you have to admit that that's cool.

  • I think it's super epic.

  • Where is the obsidian thing?

  • It's in that room over there.

  • I didn't burn it all down.

  • We do chests not burn.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Will I actually be able to find all the chest?

  • If there actually are any secret ones around, this might work out way better for me.

  • I should have just done this from the beginning.

  • Just jump in Flint and steel one wall and then see the whole mayhem.

  • And soon that's that's Jack Septic tip for Ah, Woodland mansions.

  • The normal way is late Wow.

  • Most of it is gone.

  • It seems like I missed a whole lot.

  • It feels like I got all the rooms.

  • Some people are saying that, like woodland mansions can have a lot of treasure in them.

  • I guess I just didn't find one.

  • Well, I've had my fun.

  • I think I've had my fair share of this place.

  • I've dedicated way too much time to it.

  • It's time to head out.

  • Let's go through.

  • Keep you there just in case we die in here.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God.

  • What was it doing?

  • That was so weird!

  • Oh, where's my boat?

  • Come at me.

  • Okay.

  • Come on.

  • Me again.

  • You guys suck because they're so close.

  • Excuse me?

  • Pick boys.

  • Technically don't mean I don't need to fight you, but and demons who do need those?

  • Okay, Come at me.

  • Come at me.

  • I do need to fight cement Erman, I do need under balls because I need to start making a portal to fight Andy Dragon And also another chests or whatever.

  • They're called ender chests.

  • So you again we'll fight me final fight your brother.

  • Hi.

  • Oh God, It broke!

  • Oh, no, this might actually be kind of bad.

  • Hi, Adam.

  • Let's drink that.

  • I was talking to him, not me.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • Look there.

  • Oh, God.

  • Jesus.

  • This is a terrible idea where they jump over here.

  • Okay, respond.

  • Respond.

  • It's fine.

  • You're in your bed.

  • Your your bags.

  • Wait.

  • Did they jump?

  • I knew I couldn't.

  • Because of my health myself.

  • Right there.

  • Ok, ok.

  • Do not fall in love.

  • A you numpty.

  • Okay, Get my stuff.

  • Got me Stuff going stuff.

  • Okay, but that on but everything on but everything you can on.

  • Okay, let's let's rearrange a little bit.

  • Uh, diamond pick axe?

  • Yes, please.

  • You the same one.

  • You know, if I should try fighting, you screw it.

  • Yes, yes.

  • And double Yes, Andy Pearls.

  • That's what I need, gamers.

  • That is exactly what I Okay, Okay, okay.

  • I think the other Anderman is gone.

  • It's probably scared of me because he saw me jump from a great height and die and then come back when you can never be killed.

  • Okay.

  • Where am I?

  • I have no idea.

  • Where is my other portal?

  • Haven't saved on my computer somewhere.

  • I should really look it up.

  • But I should also take a screenshot of this one so I could remember where I am.

  • Okay, I have to get I'm at minus 1900.

  • Minus 1800.

  • I need to get to 29 minus six.

  • Okay, so that direction gotcha.

  • Gotcha is gone.

  • Let's hurry.

  • Great.

  • Good.

  • Good to hear Also, did you guys see the then Minecraft update thing they're talking about?

  • And I think it's October, actually.

  • So very, very soon, they're gonna adds another update.

  • There's gonna be nether by owns, so we won't just be going through the nether and seeing just the same blocks over and over again.

  • We'll actually see, like, forests and stuff in the nether in Minecraft.

  • I'm really excited about because the nether is kind of boring right now.

  • You're literally only come here to get blaze rods, I think Cool.

  • It would be cool to have a reason to come into the nether bill like another base and stuff like that.

  • Cats, even another, though.

  • Dudes, you're gonna You're gonna die in there.

  • You're gonna get a hurt, ese.

  • There you go.

  • They go.

  • Are we getting to shower?

  • They're immune to fire.

  • damage, So Oh, I interrupted your shower.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I didn't mean to I didn't You I'm just on my way.

  • I'm trying to find my way home.

  • I don't get GPS signal in the nether in the Netherlands.

  • It sucks.

  • It's a heck and Minecraft another fortress.

  • Hello?

  • I don't need another fortress right now, though.

  • This would have been cool ages ago.

  • Right now I just need to get home.

  • What's the easiest way off this?

  • Heck, hold caught myself.

  • I got another Another fortress.

  • Whoa!

  • I was just running along.

  • Wait.

  • This isn't the one I found already, is it?

  • We'll see.

  • When I checked this chest, I still don't know.

  • Uh, can I get rid of two quarts?

  • Why not?

  • I never, ever use it.

  • What's the courts used for?

  • Is it good for anything?

  • Let's just look around this for a little bit.

  • I'm still going the right way.

  • Oh, this really starting to cover a lot of ground for me?

  • Hell, yeah.

  • I mean, heck, pick Theo Minecraft gods were going to be angry with me.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Could you give me some skulls, sir, For today.

  • But I just picked up another block that it put the dang it.

  • I thought I got the weather school from him there for a second.

  • If I get three of those against some of the weather, I kind of want to mess me up.

  • But it's part of the foot Another, Another fortress.

  • I couldn't even find one before.

  • Wait.

  • This might actually be the one that I have looted already.

  • Maybe.

  • No, I don't remember this.

  • And I definitely destroyed.

  • Although, is it my one?

  • So another fortresses for days now?

  • God, I don't want any.

  • No, thanks.

  • I'm good.

  • I'm all full up on the old AB.

  • Bernie.

  • Bernie There.

  • I got him.

  • I could do that too.

  • Look.

  • Oh, God.

  • Maybe not on fire, but I could certainly be menacing.

  • Oh, I survived.

  • And I only got Miley permanently injured.

  • Uh, gold.

  • No one wants gold.

  • Yes, sucks.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I see stuff I've built in close their days.

  • There's my partner.

  • Oh, God, I'm almost home.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • This has taken me all day.

  • We're no longer actually did take me to me.

  • Can we get some stats up on the board have been recorded the whole thing way too long.

  • While I've been a bit silly with how I actually got back as well.

  • Like, this is not a clever way to get their host.

  • Sweet mama.

  • Oh, sweet mama.

  • I'm proud of myself for spending this long in the nether without falling into a hole.

  • All right, to both of these.

  • Bring me back home or is one of these.

  • Bring me to a foreign place?

  • Yes.

  • Challenge.

  • Complete subspace bubble.

  • What?

  • What?

  • Sub space port before?

  • Oh, Hey, guys.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You are all broken.

  • I think this is going to use the resource pack before.

  • And then I switched back because some things were weird and I didn't like it.

  • I know you're all broken.

  • Oh, no.

  • I'm home.

  • Vitaly.

  • Finn Bear.

  • How is it going that lies asleep?

  • Whatever.

  • You just know greatness when he sees it.

  • Oh, no.

  • I can't see my dogs.

  • You can see my dogs.

  • There's Sam.

  • Samson.

  • She's on.

  • How you guys doing?

  • Well, you didn't have a name.

  • Take there for a second.

  • Oh, it feels good to be back.

  • Oh, it feels good to be home.

  • Oh, Yes, they can rest easy.

  • My holy Jesus.

  • That took a long time.

  • I have four totems of a dying right now.

  • That is excellent, because that means he's weird as well.

  • That means I have a lot of chances killing and a dragon.

  • And I mama home going do that.

  • Now I want to make and er I Okay, so have seven of them now.

  • I think I needed nine.

  • Was pretty damn good.

  • We're very, very close to being able to do this.

  • Epic Gamers have 28 diamonds.

  • My God.

  • Most explorer map.

  • I don't need I found what?

  • That had boring.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • What do we What are we doing?

  • Guys is the first order of business other than back.

  • I don't know.

  • I'm just so excited to be here.

  • I survived.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Oh, yes.

  • I think ding ding.

  • Top of morning to everybody back home.

  • Got it.

  • Really feels like it's been forever since I've been in this tiny base.

  • Tiny base, the civil.

  • I meant to say it's not a tiny base.

  • It's a glorious monotonous that may not.

  • This I've been away too long.

  • I'm hungry that you guys are sticking around.

  • You know, ever since I left the first few times, I was getting a little worried if he'd ever stay around again.

  • But I'm really glad that you guys were saying to keep him company.

  • Well, it's a really good the jurors stain.

  • Um, I don't really need what you're offering anymore.

  • S o.

  • I might change you.

  • I need to start building out the whole area for, um for Villagers and everything.

  • God, I am actually really hungry.

  • I can't concentrate.

  • I need to bend out the whole place for Villagers.

  • If you guys have any cool sort of schematics for how that would look, that would be really nice.

  • I would like to bring people in here and set them all up in here and, like, put Villagers all in here with jobs.

  • But I can't do that because I don't know how to get them into this area.

  • Must build a rail system or something.

  • But that's takes forever in celebration of making it back home after that long.

  • Hello, friends.

  • Count You doing good?

  • Wait.

  • Where is he?

  • Chuck?

  • Chuckle s chicken.

  • Wait.

  • Hold on.

  • You come here, you Dag nab it.

  • I saw your sleeper agents.

  • I saw them out in the front.

  • I saw the by the woodland mansion.

  • But you know what I did?

  • I burned it to the ground.

  • I also took their eggs and slaughtered every single one of them.

  • How do you like that, huh?

  • Have some rotten flesh is the rotten flesh of your compatriots.

  • You're trash.

  • Nor your place.

  • Chuck, come here.

  • Come here.

  • See this Said you just late.

  • You see what this is?

  • All I see are a bunch of lies.

  • Not even good enough for the river.

  • Chuck.

  • That one went straight into a creepers ass.

  • You'll never get the love you want.

  • I'm going to do something for the turtles that I should have done a long time ago.

  • They got broken.

  • They have some, uh, some grass there, But what I'm going to give them it's insect.

  • Give him some sand.

  • They might actually spawn some babies.

  • And then we'll have a whole bunch of teeny tiny teenage mutant Ninja Turtles gamer.

  • But I'm a protein bar.

  • I'm all good for another.

  • A nervous session.

  • Nothing stops a gamer.

  • Okay, build some sand, and I have see dress.

  • All right, I feed you.

  • Do we go?

  • Did you do it?

  • I thought I just fed both.

  • There we go.

  • What is that?

  • Um What have you got underneath you?

  • That's not a baby.

  • What are you doing?

  • My game, bro.

  • You want to lay eggs?

  • Oh, God.

  • Do I actually need, like, a specific?

  • Is this not egg worthy?

  • Do they need something else in here to make for X?

  • I gave you sand.

  • What more do you want?

  • More sand.

  • Okay, you got it.

  • Wait, I get it.

  • I get it.

  • I get it.

  • I think I know what needs to happen.

  • I'm gonna build a little island here.

  • Little island in the aquarium.

  • Is that Is that enough weight?

  • You can't actually fit there, can you?

  • I don't know.

  • I don't know what you need.

  • Make babies, please.

  • So apparently this will not work either.

  • And you know what?

  • I am livid.

  • I have made this place a home for you.

  • I tried my best slaved away to make you my slaves to do my bidding and make babies.

  • What do I get in return?

  • No, babies.

  • Fine.

  • That's it.

  • You're just gonna have to live there with a pregnant belly.

  • From now on, that's how life is now.

  • In celebration of coming all the way back from the nether unscathed.

  • I'm gonna reward myself.

  • I'm gonna build a giant potato.

  • Something that people have been asking for for a long time.

  • I thought the giant pint of Guinness was enough to solidify.

  • Just how Irish this places, but no giant potato.

  • Okay, I don't really know how to start this.

  • I need to look up what a potato looks like in the game.

  • These are baked potatoes.

  • Those are different.

  • I don't know how to adapt scale to what I want.

  • You see what a potato looks like?

  • Let's make it 3 to 1 scale.

  • We're gonna lay down a template right now.

  • Um 321 scale.

  • So that would mean that every for every pixel there would be three.

  • I think I'm flawless on this, and I actually don't know how this is gonna work out.

  • Let me have a picture of a potato up on the screen.

  • I'm just gonna make this.

  • What if we build?

  • I've needed a place for my guys.

  • What if we build a potato here and build it into the mountain.

  • Is that good?

  • Or is that true Break brain right now?

  • I don't know.

  • I just I realized that I had a running out of space here, and I don't want to hear skewered, and nobody could see it.

  • So what better place to put it, then?

  • Over here, obscured for an organ.

  • You guys ready for the biggest potato of your life?

  • Have a potato in your head thinking about a potato.

  • Wait, I'll give you a little refresher.

  • Uh, this is what a potato looks like.

  • See those little potato right here.

  • See that?

  • Just a picture that in your head.

  • That beautiful, perfect little tuber.

  • All right, You got that?

  • Your head.

  • You know what that looks like?

  • Why am I spitting all over myself?

  • Behold, Liberate.

  • Put eight exactly Look like that other one.

  • But I got lazy.

  • Turns out building a giant potato out of wood takes a really long time, and it's really hard to do.

  • So as you keep jumping down to be like that.

  • All right, so then I got bored.

  • Just filled up the entire thing.

  • One color.

  • But I am an artist on Irish Art East.

  • I felt the perfect sport for the perfect world.

  • The shape is actually to scale of the other one, but everything else is not.

  • I really tried my best.

  • Um, I'm proud of it.

  • None of you could take that away from me.

  • And he might think he's back.

  • No, up.

  • You drop a trident.

  • I don't think you actually can.

  • Unless you have a trading in your hand.

  • It would be epic.

  • That would be awesome.

  • To be the greatest day of my life.

  • Things are really starting to look up here in Ireland.

  • So what I want to do for this is that I want it.

  • I want to build something in this.

  • So maybe maybe take out to here.

  • Good textures are fucked and then do something like this.

  • No, I mean to go all the way in.

  • They go all the way in, and then we'll have some sort of, like, cool doorway going in.

  • You could actually make doors that kind of look like the rest of this.

  • I left some of these.

  • You could put down some more, uh, stripped spruce logs.

  • No, no, um, we'll make it look epic.

  • We make it look cool.

  • No, no, it looks like it looks like a face.

  • It looks like a giant chicken nugget.

  • That's what it looks like, but it's not.

  • If anyone comes up to you in the street and says, That's a giant chicken of it septum in the face and tell them no Irish noises dating.

  • Dating.

  • That's a potato.

  • How dare Now I need a way of sending us off.

  • I have the best idea.

  • If I put this down, it hits both.

  • So there is a way of doing this.

  • I forget at Redstone works, but I'm gonna do it.

  • This is This is my calling.

  • This is what it's been all about this entire time.

  • You know what?

  • Whatever.

  • Day, day, day, day, day, day I ring them myself.

day dating day top of morning I land smack a bell with a potato in the world Will be yours smiled brightly today Everybody respected the Woodland mansion.

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