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  • Oh, my God.

  • You guys are gonna be stuck.

  • If you don't leave, it's gonna be like Clinton's Obama's Everyone coming Wait to meet open.

  • Like we have to wait.

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  • Sorry.

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  • Get up there with Morgan.

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  • I think it's fine.

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  • I knew that when you were destroying the way I wonder if I could face you to smile.

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  • Except for a CBS.

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  • So maybe we could find a nail salon while she's getting her face.

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  • And then, like, the way you like, Who was Holly Berry?

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  • I hear you're all your fingers.

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  • Want to scratch everyone?

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  • We're trying to find you a straight person where they have that.

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  • We have, like, 20 minutes.

  • It's right down the street.

  • We have to find a way, and we have to find out because we're all going to an underage bar.

  • What is driving gonna be difficult for you?

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  • It's likely the attractive one must have a happy life.

  • And his name is Morgan.

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  • Okay, so we're outside of some bars and strangers trying to get you, okay?

  • I want to remind everybody that in Texas, people are allowed to carry guns like, literally allowed to think about.

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  • I just don't know what?

  • Emotional that way.

  • So the point of this is to find her a man for tonight.

  • Okay?

  • There's not many people.

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  • Let's see what this car killed.

  • What do you want?

  • I want to crawl into a hole and never be seen like this again.

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  • He is alone.

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  • And that's that guy in the gray sweater.

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  • Oh, my God.

  • So this is what Caesar?

  • And he's totally cool with meeting a pretty girl, huh?

  • That's it.

  • Which one of us do you think is the girl way?

  • Unfortunately, I'm only 18.

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  • Unnamed dog.

  • What would you need?

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  • He's on the phone.

  • This is ham rolls.

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  • There's my grandpa.

  • You're not dating anybody or single way like a psychic or something.

  • Are you dating your boyfriend?

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Man way?

  • We're trying to settle things.

  • Just gonna fuck her up for light.

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  • We'll give her some advice.

  • Like, what should she do for the next guy who hopefully isn't gay, not showing up?

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  • He's violent.

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  • Let's just hang out outside of the bar looking like that.

  • You don't want me.

  • Oh, the last.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Just now we know what you're thinking.

  • You're thinking is why the hell are we here for?

  • It's not for this slight going around.

  • Yes, We've come to Texas.

  • No, it wasn't for gross disgusting makeovers and making Morgan have issues with her.

  • Oh, God.

  • Rodeos.

  • Right way, Reason we are actually in Texas is because tomorrow morning we're heading, so I'm not gonna give you all the details, But I will tell you one thing.

  • It might include one of the most documented.

  • Are you eating a cream time right now?

  • You know, I was pretty gaming with some peanut butter.

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  • I was saying, one of the most documented and people's haunted places in all of the States is here.

  • You're gonna find out.

  • What's that for?

  • Oh, just leave.

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  • Big surprise.

  • Where you going?

  • I'm gonna clothe beginning.

  • There's nothing in there.

  • You can't hide.

  • Screw me.

  • Like, Has anyone seen my Oh, actually, like that's doable.

  • I can fuck with that.

  • Whoa!

  • Wait.

  • What the fuck?

  • What was that?

  • Well, literally came from over here.

  • What was that?

Oh, my God.

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