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  • so.

  • All right, Animal crossing.

  • Let's go sprayed a Sean.

  • Even my switch doesn't know who I am.

  • Look.

  • Incorporated.

  • Deserted island getaway package.

  • Oh, my God.

  • They're so cute.

  • But evening, we're so excited to have you here.

  • Have you here first to congratulate you on your wise decision to sign up for this adventure.

  • Welcome for the check in counter for your deserted island getaway package.

  • That is terrifying.

  • Why are you looking at me like that?

  • Your hypno toad me into this.

  • Jesus.

  • There's so much to look forward to.

  • But first, let us introduce ourselves.

  • I'm Timmy with Nook incorporated.

  • I'm Tommy.

  • From cook in corporate, flying to the island with you to help you get settled in for the long haul.

  • So let's get started.

  • Shall we know that you need to look up our application.

  • Can we have your name and birthday birthday?

  • Where does he talks like that?

  • All right, so my name, of course.

  • My name is Penis Man.

  • Bus boy.

  • Let's see.

  • Yes.

  • Here you are.

  • Could you really just call them something horrible?

  • Like a dickhead like decayed dickhead?

  • Ah, yes.

  • Here you are.

  • Right in our system.

  • Okay, let's get my boy.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's cute already.

  • I kind of want to look like me.

  • So milk bottle it is.

  • Um Don't look so cute.

  • He's so adorable.

  • There's a tiny little sir.

  • These all the hairstyles.

  • Beautiful, Gorgeous, Like tiny Assad is Plaza.

  • My name Taz.

  • Boy, I'm here to tell you all about my island.

  • Welcome.

  • Yes.

  • Don't toss by to be a crackhead of everybody.

  • The name's types.

  • Boy, welcome to my island.

  • I'm here to tell you all about what is going on with Tom.

  • Look, his I don't know what is dailies.

  • He just steal everybody's money.

  • If you are you all yourself.

  • Did you leave a nice lab?

  • You stay the fuck away from this island.

  • What's up?

  • I want to head on into the island.

  • Y'all bullion ride retching.

  • Break girl said, We'll say he's clapping.

  • He looks like he's just smacking his own tits like, Yeah, I'll just go ahead and add that picture to our records.

  • No, we're talking about your new home so exciting.

  • He's like the characters from hotfoot.

  • It's for the greater good, The greater good.

  • You know what?

  • And now that's are talking about your new home so exciting.

  • We're quite proud of the work we've done to help you feel comfortable in your new life.

  • Oh, yes.

  • But if you want, you can even experience the seasons the same way you're used to them.

  • What I mean is we have islands in both the Northern Hemisphere in the Southern Hemisphere.

  • Recommend choosing an island that is the same seasonal pattern as your current home thes air the gatekeepers to hell.

  • Bring one thing with you to a deserted island.

  • What would it be?

  • Sleeping bag.

  • A lamp, some food, something something to kill me.

  • I just bring something to kill me.

  • You know, if I'm going to hell, you know, get it over with What?

  • Evening, everyone.

  • Thank you for taking this chartered flight as part of look.

  • Incorporated is Deserted Island getaway package.

  • Please sit back, relax and enjoy a complimentary video presentation about deserted island life.

  • Okay, Just get me there.

  • Here she is.

  • Just jump out.

  • We'll be dropping buoys.

  • Animal crossing Battle Royale.

  • That sounds fun.

  • Whoever catches the most border flies winds, but there's also shotguns.

  • Here I am.

  • We're here now.

  • I know.

  • You must be incredibly excited to explore your new island home.

  • But I have one small request.

  • Would you please join us for a short orientation session in the nearby plaza?

  • Our fearless leader himself will be giving a presentation.

  • So I'd hate for you to miss it.

  • We're heading there right now.

  • If you'd like to move, follow us Now.

  • Stay here.

  • This is like getting to the good place.

  • Everything's not as it's gotta get a move on.

  • Come on.

  • His name is bam.

  • But that's not the monkey.

  • We can chat later.

  • I want to see where this is going.

  • Racy There, Stinky by By placing g Oh, is that him?

  • Is that our fearless leader himself?

  • Mr Nook?

  • Is that everyone?

  • Let's see.

  • Is Shari here?

  • Bam!

  • And there's toss boy.

  • Of course.

  • Great role.

  • You turn it over to you, Mr Nook are three adventurers are ready to get started.

  • Yes, Yes.

  • Very good.

  • Let's see.

  • How shall I begin?

  • Yes, of course.

  • Welcome, everybody.

  • Welcome to your new island.

  • My name is Tom Look and I'm the founder and president of Nook.

  • Incorporated years.

  • Yes, on why given this voice, today is the first day of your new Lavon is pristine.

  • Lovely, Adam.

  • So congratulations.

  • And this is a package deal.

  • Okay, Cool.

  • Brain and staff will always be here to support you and ensure your comfort and safety.

  • But first things first.

  • Yes, Yes.

  • I would like you to choose a spot of your own.

  • It's the first step to putting down some real roots.

  • I'd like you to dream big.

  • I do have certain connections in construction and real estate.

  • Okay, but I'm getting ahead of myself.

  • Let's just get started with a simple 10.

  • Shall we?

  • Collect your 10 from Timmy and Tommy, and then choose a spot to place?

  • Don't be fooled.

  • That Satan in our world, Tom Nook is Satan.

  • This is hell.

  • Um, you got a little flag?

  • You're so adorable.

  • Ego toss boy, Your very own tent.

  • Thank you.

  • The perfect spot presents to access your inventory and then selected 10 places.

  • Don't worry.

  • You'll get a chance to see what it looks like before making your friends a little breathing room.

  • So take your time finding a space that works for you.

  • You should probably set you up with a map to silly me.

  • You put your tent, please find your way back here.

  • Your map if you need it.

  • If you go, I hope you find a great spot.

  • Thank you.

  • We go.

  • That boy is looking real good.

  • I took some advance on the plane on the way over here.

  • I'm feeling real organized.

  • Less sure that right today I learned the alphabet.

  • Now, David have fucked it up again.

  • The education system failed me.

  • Yes.

  • This is the spot right next to the book.

  • Trees just chopped down that tree to put down my tent.

  • Just DeForest being further step.

  • You're so cute, toss boy.

  • I just destroyed a tree.

  • Tom, look is gonna be so upset with me.

  • I'm gonna get I want to get censored circles of hell for this one.

  • You must have found a suitable spot for your time.

  • 1st 1 bag, So I suppose the others might still be searching for the right location.

  • Don't, masses.

  • It's easy to put down a fucking tent.

  • You know, doing some scouting and the orders of appreciate your assistance is yet Okay.

  • What's up, monkey butt?

  • Yeah, you're Wait, I got it.

  • Don't tell me you're tossed, boy.

  • Right, boy.

  • Looks like he just shot up in the parking lot?

  • No, He's just like what?

  • Your tent is nicer than mine.

  • Looks nice, don't it?

  • That's great.

  • It will be just anywhere on the island.

  • Will be my home sweet home.

  • I can't believe I got such an awesome spot that you robbed.

  • Cheeky.

  • I wonder how that bam guy is doing.

  • You might be having as much trouble as I was.

  • Uh, baby, Josie V needs help, too.

  • Okay.

  • See you later, monkey ass.

  • Like steal your tent.

  • I'm a steel.

  • Oh, I mean, you take all these boats.

  • What's it gonna be mine later?

  • I, um I'm adorable.

  • I'm adorable.

  • And I have a zest for life.

  • I got the zoo means what's a bam bam?

  • You know, im bam.

  • You're toss boy, right?

  • Thanks to meet your brains.

  • Thes currents is really gonna test my patients.

  • I really am in hell.

  • You know, you set up your tent, eh?

  • That's trying to find a perfect spot.

  • Serious cario.

  • So it's gotta have lots of fresh air.

  • I think this button do the drink.

  • Three island is like a mile squared.

  • Just piss somewhere.

  • Picked that spot, right?

  • Where should he go?

  • Put his tent in the ocean.

  • I ruin someone's lying.

  • Welcome back, everyone.

  • I'll be all found just the right spots and set up your new home is yes, of course you can sleep on it for a while.

  • Really?

  • Get a feel for how it suits.

  • Don't trust Mr Nook.

  • Look behind those eyes.

  • There is an evil there.

  • And with that take care of, we can move on with more serious business.

  • Like throwing an island warming party.

  • We'll have it right here in the plaza with a roaring camp.

  • There's just something about fire that I really lack really warms.

  • So we'll just need a few supplies to get started.

  • Yes.

  • Since we'll be all be living here.

  • Get This will be a good test of our teamwork.

  • Let's see.

  • Timmy, Shari, Tommy and Bam!

  • Consider up things here in the plaza.

  • Taz.

  • Boy, I have a new thing for you.

  • You'll be working on gathering firewood and perhaps a little snack.

  • All right, everyone, let's get to us.

  • Boy, you come see me for a moment.

  • No.

  • God.

  • I'm gonna get my hell contract.

  • This is what they're doing.

  • You're gonna send me on a big mission.

  • This dude sweeping dirt.

  • Great.

  • Oh, all clean.

  • Bam!

  • You're also welcome for a put your tent.

  • A branch for me on a branch for me What's it's what's once I could steal everything Get all the ass is adorable So far.

  • This is delightful branches.

  • Do I have nine?

  • Okay.

  • Oh, almost done, Mr Satan.

  • I'll be back in two minutes.

  • All right, There we go.

  • What do you do?

  • I'd appreciate it if you hold on any weeds.

  • You pull up while you're gathering branches.

  • In the near future, we would want to buy them from you.

  • We're gonna buy weeds.

  • Oh, hell, yeah.

  • Dude, I got six we'd going on.

  • Welcome back.

  • I trust you had some success foraging for tree branches.

  • Very well.

  • Allow me to lighten your load.

  • Ego is Yes.

  • That should be plenty for a campfire.

  • You make you make real quick work of that.

  • Almost as if the whip of Satan himself was behind you the entire time.

  • I'm quite glad that I'll be sharing this desolate island with such a hard worker.

  • Oh, it's beating of surviving on a desolate island.

  • Our next task is to round up something snacker.

  • They came to me.

  • And they were like, Here is your deserted island retreat, you know?

  • Go on vacation, have fun, go out and be stress free and go out into the island.

  • Then as soon as I came here, they put me to work.

  • This is a prison.

  • This is not a deserted island getaway.

  • This is a prison.

  • He's Satan on the warden.

  • All in one.

  • Okay, put poor bam on to clean the floor.

  • The floor never gets clean.

  • It's dark.

  • It's just the ground.

  • They look like peaches.

  • They smell like peaches.

  • Leaving taste like peaches.

  • I'm a call them apples.

  • In fact, there are 100% without a doubt.

  • Genuine peaches.

  • So well, you collect six of them for me.

  • What's days?

  • You've already collected enough beaches Where everyone haven't you?

  • My, my, what a good little anyway, Thank you.

  • Once again, I'll go ahead and take those off your hands and get started on the preparations.

  • You go take my ass.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • At last.

  • Allow me to properly welcome you to your new island.

  • I participated in many ritual ventures and endeavors over the years, but this may be the most exciting.

  • Helping develop a thriving community entirely from scratch will truly test my business.

  • Accurate.

  • Perhaps my skills is an outdoorsman.

  • Oh, no.

  • We may not have the kind of numbers that are regionally in visual.

  • That's okay.

  • A lot of people here for hell today.

  • I got an itchy out bo folk yourself.

  • Do what I want, but that just means we'll have to rise to the challenge on I have no doubt with hard work and perseverance, well shaped this deserted island into suppose.

  • We can call it a deserted island anymore.

  • What should we call what has a nice ring to it?

  • What just sounds really good.

  • Just rolls off the tongue for the top of location that you're in right now I see a great opportunity as the first residents of this island.

  • We should be the ones to name and in the spirit of democracy, we should put it to a vote.

  • Majority rule.

  • But I get the final say because I'm Tom.

  • Look, bitch, do whatever the fuck I want.

  • So take a little time to think.

  • And when everyone is ready, all present your ideas.

  • I mean, I've already made up my mind.

  • Welcome to hell.

  • everybody!

  • Are you ready?

  • You conclude your word of raising abuse, Mother Fuckers!

  • How dare you not!

  • Hey, what is this?

  • Nintendo censorship.

  • If I want my island to be held, it will be held.

  • Fucking hate this.

  • I had this big plan.

  • Had it all ready to go.

  • Can I do this?

  • Oops.

  • I'm going to break something.

  • Are you okay with hell?

  • The world of animal crossing is welcoming toe.

  • Also don't include personal info or offensive words.

  • I couldn't if I wanted to Animal crossing Nintendo because you motherfuckers didn't allow me to Where?

  • If I could have called it?

  • Heck, now it's hell.

  • All right.

  • Is everybody ready?

  • Try saying our ideas all at the same time.

  • Ready?

  • Go.

  • What band wanted to call it?

  • Island The biceps.

  • Timmy and Tommy wanted to call it Timmy Land and Tommy Land.

  • And then what?

  • Shiro was fucking smoking.

  • The fumes of the fire must have got up.

  • Her monkey knows what.

  • Splendid variety.

  • Yes, yes, each one.

  • A potential jail Now for the voting.

  • I'll say each name and order and you can clap for the one you think is best.

  • Now remember to clap your titties instead of clapping your hands together, it makes a better sound.

  • Boy seems to have the enthusiasm and the naming sensibility.

  • Let's start there.

  • So Todd's Boy suggested hail.

  • There's just something about that that really sings to me.

  • Something about that sounds real good.

  • Everyone's making the tits.

  • That's an overwhelmingly positive response.

  • I swear I didn't have any sort of say in what was going on.

  • I'd like to rely on you for other critical decisions.

  • We'll need to make on this out.

  • Like who will sacrifice in the burning pyre?

  • Behind whose feet?

  • Well, then, without further ado, a toast to hell and the happiness Hell, everybody cheers.

  • I love too big.

  • Okay, What did I get?

  • It's speaking in tones.

  • Toss boy has just joined a cult.

  • Actually, that's very nice.

  • Uh, no.

  • Can I move it?

  • God, I don't want it here.

  • It's blocking the door.

  • Oh, no.

  • Raise my head for a little while.

  • Sure, Why not?

  • I'm getting sleepy.

  • Is good that I'm a bed who is just delightful little sir.

  • Okay, so it looks like you've decided to make your own way in the world.

  • Get out there, explore new frontiers.

  • That's all the way, right, Daddy O.

  • It's a dildo.

  • You don't need to live by anyone's rules but your home sweet, sexy, guitar playing dog man.

  • Let's take it from a cat.

  • It's a cat.

  • A dog.

  • Is he saying like, Ah, cool cat.

  • You'll dig desire and a whole lot more of you shared with some friends.

  • If that's your seeing Daddio.

  • Yeah, on island Paradise with your best pals Sounds pretty groovy to me.

  • Cool.

  • When you wake up, you'll be in sync with Riel Term Dig Det Island life.

  • And I'll catch you later, Daddio.

  • Now here's a little ditty.

  • KK might be my favorite character.

  • He is my son and I love him.

  • He is best boy and I will treat him a search does.

  • Boy, are you in there?

  • Oh, I hope I haven't woken you abruptly.

  • But I do wish to discuss something with you.

  • Yes, Yes, I'll be there.

  • I'll be here when you're ready.

  • How did I sleep with this guard?

  • Infernal music playing.

  • What are you doing?

  • Waking me up in the middle of the night?

  • There you are.

  • I hope you had a pleasant or well, I suppose it was more than a nap, wasn't it?

  • It's a brand new day.

  • Did you wake me up like four AM?

  • Are we going on the hike?

  • I slept that long.

  • Oh, yes.

  • It's quite normal to be worn out from such a long trip in a major lab.

  • Speaking of which, have you seen a bam?

  • I have a few more things that you might find useful as you would just your life in our little parables.

  • First, you'll need one of these.

  • Yes, it's a shot.

  • Good.

  • It's your very own nook phone.

  • Don't talk about those fuckers over at Apple.

  • They stole my didn't swear I had a patent on it a year before, Tim.

  • It wasn't them.

  • Tim Curry went up on stage and bookings are showing off this phone and saying that it was so small and had an 8 12 processor.

  • And it was my fucking design.

  • Look, that guy, anyway, I had these made especially for Alan.

  • Residents have one more thing for you.

  • It's a death certificate.

  • You actually died on the plane ride here.

  • It's your itemized bill.

  • Um what my bill.

  • So this includes everything.

  • Airfare, accommodations, labor, tax, and of course, your nook for thinking your grand totaled in the modest sum of what I told you this is hell.

  • They told me that I was having a nice deserted island getaway.

  • And then they turn around and say, Oh, everything that we did for you that you actually paid for to get here.

  • You always more.

  • It's like going to a travel agent and being like, I would like a holiday for a week in lender Roddy.

  • They're like, no problem at all.

  • That'll be 2000 euros and then you go in, you give it to them and then you get there.

  • And at the end of the week, actually the end of your first night they're like, Yeah, you all about 15 grand now, not my character's face makes a lot of sense.

  • So the bottom line is you need $49,800 to pay for your movie envies.

  • But with this new service, would you believe it?

  • You know, when it comes to 5000 miles?

  • Yes.

  • Titi claps all round.

  • Just, uh what fuck was that parade Lyman dead?

  • That's how everyone leaves college in America for nook miles for completing island activities then trade those miles for various perks and good that the nook stop in the resident service's center.

  • This is also how imagine Hell would be like that.

  • Satan would name everything after himself.

  • Look, welcome to the Satan subway.

  • You can actually sit down over there at the Satan stand to wait for the Satan boss while you pay your Satan taxes to come on in.

  • Get your hell Miles today could make my own custom clothing.

  • Um, okay, I would like.

  • And you know what's gonna be allowed?

  • Because I was able to name my island.

  • This this is looking really nice.

  • I would wear this.

  • Hell, um, it's just gonna be called hell.

  • Hell, Ah.

  • Can I wear it?

  • Face pain?

  • I could just paint hell on my face.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • That definitely looks like you're in a colt.

  • I mean, take me.

  • Oh, no.

  • How do we just How do you go back to any?

  • Oh, no.

  • But again, I don't know how to get this off my face.

  • Ah, Dicks.

  • They put a self portrait flag on my face.

  • Good eyes on his cheeks.

  • Hey, my name Taz boy won't inhale.

  • You see, that guy walking down the street with Just hell written all over him.

  • It was supposed to say hello, but we ran out of shirts.

  • Toss boy.

  • Welcome.

  • Welcome.

  • I see that you're sporting one of our nice shirts here in Hell's Good job.

  • As you can see it, it's quite cozy in here a lot different than your 10.

  • Your tent with a desolate, barren, cold piece of shit of a place I I'm collecting weed.

  • I was gonna collect.

  • We'd all night, You know, even in hell, you gotta make a living.

  • We got to start dealing and held.

  • They got the best weed and held.

  • You know what the currency And here is called Hell's Bells, 130 bells least four grand's worth of high quality premium weed.

  • All right, time to make more held bells.

  • Just weed.

  • Harry, what are you doing up at this hour, boy?

  • 10 years I got my tent all up and running.

  • Thanks to that.

  • Kept our brochure safely.

  • Believe having violent flames all ready to go solo.

  • Cheeky.

  • I could totally go for having rock stars like you around, though.

  • Sorry.

  • You getting high on your own supply.

  • Let me know if you need anything.

  • First of all, they're telling me all about where their tent is located on how comfortable the tent is.

  • Another hitting on me at night time.

  • Do you want me to come back to your 10 Shari?

  • Because I won't know what an outfit like that.

  • You need a hell shirt.

  • Think Need a fishing rod.

  • I can't get him.

  • Damn for me.

  • It had a pistol.

  • Okay, just so everyone's aware there doing can actually boat.

  • Oh, amazing.

  • Just is there everywhere knows.

  • Hey, hey, Bam, bam!

  • Right.

  • Did you see what's on the bulletin board?

  • Dude?

  • So weird.

  • That's it.

  • The Sherri's a fucking nerd.

  • I wonder who wrote that.

  • We can I edit it?

  • Bam!

  • That was you just ratting around like that.

  • Good information, though.

  • Thank you, ma'am.

  • Thank you, Shari.

  • I don't know if you know this, but bam ratting you out.

  • You go to a fucking merrick, dude.

  • See?

  • Somewhat taken.

  • Eric, House.

  • You have Sorry.

  • Tent.

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • Did you see what they're saying about you?

  • Hey, you showed up.

  • Cheeky.

  • Okay.

  • Does she want me to look at that adorable boy?

  • Look at that Super cute little toss boy.

  • If that's not the cute his picture ever.

  • I don't know what is Toss boy resident rep.

  • Right Fast.

  • Eat ass hell, Peaches, Could I get rescued, please?

  • I need off this fucking godforsaken island.

  • There's my map.

  • Take them out for your current location.

  • You know, it's extra.

  • Change the settings and choose whether displayed a mini map during your day.

  • Ah, that's what I want.

  • Yes, Always on that thing.

  • You okay?

  • Poke it.

  • The danger is gonna kill me.

  • Me?

  • I can't pick him up.

  • We need a net or something.

  • How much will you give me?

  • Some for peaches.

  • 10 beaches.

  • How much?

  • 10.

  • Little ass is some peaches.

  • Sure, whatever.

  • 1000 bells, Dude, all I need is 49.

  • Belle's 40 49 pieces.

  • I'm good at math.

  • Before I forget.

  • I want to tell you something about the fruit you just told me.

  • It's mind.

  • No bitch.

  • You food like food.

  • You'll find yourself energies with more power than you might have imagined.

  • More power than you might have imagined.

  • What does that mean?

  • Timmy, What does that mean here on Hell Island?

  • What does more power than I could have imagined me.

  • Has anyone sure that with you, what I mean is break open rocks or even maybe dig up a whole tree?

  • Okay.

  • Can I can I crack the planet in half?

  • Now?

  • Give me more money.

  • It was 100 bills in that tree.

  • Okay, whatever.

  • Eat 10 of tonight.

  • Can I upgrade this?

  • Just eat 10 at once.

  • I'm eating 10.

  • Most of your face is just head.

  • I would like to build a machine gun.

  • Look it up.

  • I made a flimsy fishing rod.

  • That flimsy fishing rod.

  • That's just a toolbox Here, Fishy, Fishy.

  • There's official around and scared lips fishy.

  • I want a fish pull you.

  • How do we cast my line?

  • Isn't working.

  • Come on, fish.

  • Here.

  • Fishy, Fishy.

  • You have to press anything when I get it in toss of greatness, face.

  • This is what they call me.

  • Tossed.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, Dix.

  • It's a big lad.

  • Yeah.

  • Nice get swimming upstream, But he'll like it.

  • Having tasted feed it, Feed it like it tasted.

  • Lick it, Lick it.

  • Eat it, Daddy!

  • Whoa!

  • Look at that.

  • Big glides.

  • Yes, I called a day's hope.

  • I find some space, so you know we're in hell Every talks in fucking riddles.

  • Poems.

  • I got a fucking day, student.

  • I'm an expert fisherman.

  • Time looking on nothing.

  • Sorry you won't see my export fishing skills.

  • What's this?

  • Okay, that was That was a bad toss.

  • Not living up to my name right now.

  • He's right there.

  • Come on, sniff it.

  • Come on.

  • Here, fishy, fishy.

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  • Yeah.

  • Wait past it.

  • Where is he now?

  • Casting the rod.

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  • Bam's house is in the way.

  • Well, I put it there with my phone mine.

  • Come on, I can throw in front of your face.

  • Bam, bam!

  • Then, asshole!

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  • Fire away!

  • What a perfect toss for a boy.

  • Yeah, Yeah, I have it.

  • Come on now.

  • Here you go.

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  • Oh!

  • Oh, yeah.

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  • It's a least a C plus.

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  • I can't.

  • Theo, look at the first.

  • They're so cute.

  • Eat one.

  • Show it off.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • This is my fish.

  • You'll like it.

  • No.

  • Still alive as well.

  • Kill it.

  • Tossed before Jesus.

  • All right.

  • To shake The last is out of the tree.

  • Mmm, we wanted damn!

  • How do we get it and come over Here are some of your shoulders Shake all the trees bound Have something branches alone in a fucking tree of all things Bays What?

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  • In fact, I dare say you look like absolute garbage.

  • I got something to face by wasps.

  • It fucking hurts real by.

  • There's real bad.

  • Oh, Tawes.

  • Damn!

  • I didn't know about the African bees.

  • Sort of a business.

  • No welcome, Taz.

  • Boy, I see that you've met our local wildlife.

  • Taz boy.

  • Hello.

  • Hello.

  • What would you like to talk to me about?

  • Talkto I'm all ears.

  • I told you know you're all head.

  • What should I do about my face?

  • All in here?

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  • This is I didn't even work anymore, Tom.

  • He's just been spyware on my phone.

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  • It helps to figure out which critical role character you are.

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  • It's called a polka.

  • Next time is the only puke is your number.

  • If I know what you're about to cough up a hairball.

  • I've seen it.

  • What are you doing?

  • You need an inhaler, Tom.

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • Time, Tom.

  • Poof!

  • Take a pall of time.

  • Wait.

  • I couldn't just let him die.

  • They wouldn't have to pay my debt.

  • Dammit!

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  • I made a flimsy night is awesome once per day.

  • Accessing the nuke.

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  • Daily miles.

  • They won 50 bonus miles.

  • Um, no shopping rain.

  • Uh, who?

  • Rain boots.

  • Outdoor shorts now killed there.

  • Over classes.

  • A rain hat.

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  • Find out what?

  • The rain hat.

  • I don't buy the rain hat.

  • Get the rain.

  • I want the rain Had there's a whole of their tab, isn't it?

  • I would like a single please.

  • Because I'm broken poor and I have no money.

  • Are you?

  • You're selling my peaches for 400 belts.

  • You bought 10 of my peaches for 1000 bells.

  • I know you're selling them for 400 apiece, you shafted bastard.

  • Wait.

  • Well, the medicine Fix me.

  • Just take it.

  • Ah, Back to normal.

  • Uh, okay.

  • Is this it?

  • Right?

  • Hello?

  • Just passes in real time.

  • This is horrific.

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  • I just led for 402nd.

  • Okay, I know.

  • I'm right next to these one.

  • Are they going attacking again?

  • I stole their house.

  • Take that.

  • You're freaking bees.

  • Seven eight, 69 Dude, 69 weeks.

  • What's up?

  • Did it?

  • I conquered.

  • I came across.

  • Beat the shit out of everybody.

  • Well, watch where you swing.

  • Okay?

  • I'll watch her ass.

  • Oh, perfect.

  • Perfect.

  • Atta boy.

  • Toss boy.

  • Yeah, Yeah, it's a fucking boot.

  • They caught a boot.

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  • Catch a boot out of the boot.

  • Grab my fishing line.

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  • It's looking at me with reproach.

  • You have to think about that one there.

  • Didn't you toss, boy, I got a fish.

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  • We'll make a dish more money.

  • They said money doesn't grow on trees.

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  • Oh, no!

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  • Oh, God dammit!

  • Sherry, you let this happen.

  • She just walks away.

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  • Come on, boy.

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  • We'll drop it.

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  • Okay, I'll sell you some coral.

  • How much will you give me?

  • That 500 bells?

  • Person?

  • Fucking see dirt.

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  • I found this one.

  • Oh, what a catch.

  • I do believe this is a days.

  • Would you mind of a sentence?

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  • Tom.

  • Work.

  • Snook.

  • Bench.

  • Sure Booties.

  • Oh, what a sacrifice Torch!

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  • We can make it.

  • I think it is So much stones.

  • Something.

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  • I made a limb.

  • The action.

  • You want to see it because I'm fucking Cam has all covered over.

  • Oh, yes.

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  • Sherry, where are you, dearie?

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  • Well, Jack, a boy's got something that he wants to say.

  • Who?

  • Sherry, where are you?

  • Shari, come out and play a Oh, yeah, No trees.

  • No, I'm actually jumping down.

  • No, you swing it like a tiny baby.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I have this recipe I should learn.

  • What are I mean from bro?

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  • And then go to Shari on.

  • Give her Spiner.

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  • I don't feel so good.

  • First boy just got fucked.

  • Torrential.

  • I got the letter from Eat it, gain its courage, has got a mouth.

  • And I had a ball doing it.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's not just the fish.

  • Stop!

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  • That's bait for Shari one.

  • She can't resist a good striped shirt.

  • Let's go see with the leaf of relevance.

  • So cute One nights here.

  • I put it in a nice Tupperware containers.

  • You can eat it fresh.

  • Sure.

  • Send it to your curating friends.

  • give me something.

  • It's a part of that.

  • I'm a give and take.

  • Hold the phone.

  • Someone's calling you Hold the phone then.

  • Blathers.

  • Is that you?

  • Oh, what splendid time is Yes.

  • Do you remember the adventure?

  • We discussed the money laundering scheme.

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  • Yes, I got somebody in my ned Got somebody in my sights right now, so to speak.

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  • Sorry, toss boy.

  • It's just a It's just a personal call.

  • Nothing to do with you.

  • Yeah, he's an idiot.

  • Yeah, I'll start the ritual right now.

  • The fire is lit.

  • Yes, it starts now.

  • Brother would be a good place for bladders his tent.

  • Let me imagine it.

  • Oh, what does it look like?

  • Oh, looks epic.

  • This is a good spot.

  • Hell yet is Taz Boy, I take it you found a suitable spot for blathers to set up.

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  • I did.

  • In its perfect time.

  • I knew I could count on you.

  • Thank you.

  • Let bladders know what he can move in as soon as he wants.

  • In any case, you just got here, so I'd hate to see you push yourself too far.

  • Yeah, be so bad if I push myself on day one where you told me that I was 49,000 in debt.

  • You're an asshole, Tom.

  • You just have a thin veneer of niceness.

  • But it's no fur off my nose.

  • It's no sweat off my sack.

  • If you want to rack up those nut miles and pay me back quick, I got a few tips racking up the old enough miles.

  • I don't hesitate to ask if you need a little advice.

  • Get on your needs.

  • All right, let's craft this little umbrella.

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  • Cues.

  • Oh, Shari.

  • Um Oh, boy.

  • Three.

  • I got a bit again.

  • The poison.

  • Wow, Look at that.

  • I'm some sort of a decorator.

  • You know, it's no big deal.

  • Could I put a little Nintendo switch on it?

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  • It's cute.

  • I could be animal crossing while animal cross.

  • Maybe there.

  • Now, the fish can actually play with it.

  • But four days, That's so fun.

  • E doing anything?

  • You Maybe you're going for a new look, but that seems a little bit extreme.

  • Cub Lang.

  • Whatever you got has definitely not been skipping Stinger days.

  • It's a medicine to give you because your face is Oh, because you're here to make medicine.

  • It's easy.

  • You do this and then this thing, you got it.

  • Oh, fainting really cuts into your lap times.

  • Make sure you use the medicine on you to blame.

  • That was actually really nice.

  • Maybe you should consider not moving.

  • Didn't Has perfect for him.

  • Do you best believe I almost killed you were not sharing.

  • You know what?

  • You give me the hat.

  • He was hoping that if I if he gave me the hat that I would cover up my face because he thinks it's disgusting.

  • He's very rude, but he did give me medicine recipe so it balances it out.

  • Blang, Blang, Whatever Fuck your name is.

  • I'll kill you time.

  • Okay, Well, I think that's going to do it for our little animal crossing adventure for right now.

  • That was really fun.

  • I want to come back to this very soon and attack more people.

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