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  • has big eyes.

  • Yes.

  • Today I am not sitting down in front of my camera, covered in food.

  • Instead, I'm walking around covered in food.

  • No, today I wanted to have an adventure because number one I have not left my house for a long time cause I had the flu.

  • Number two.

  • I love Wal Mart.

  • Number three.

  • Walmart has brand new people.

  • Oreos.

  • This is not spawned.

  • This is just my fucking life.

  • And I need to fucking taste them.

  • Are you ready?

  • I'm so ready.

  • You don't seem that excited about people or yes, You don't seem that excited about Wal Mart.

  • Who are, You know, I love Wal Mart.

  • People realize I'm confused about 17 picture yet, so I don't know what I'll let you know what to expect.

  • Me going middle of Wal Mart.

  • That's what you're gonna get.

  • How's the banana?

  • Yes, he's gonna get his banana anymore.

  • Oreos?

  • I'm very excited about it.

  • I feel like this is an adventure, right?

  • Like a lot of YouTubers going like adventurers.

  • They go like rock climbing and like, skydiving.

  • And, like I'm gonna Wal Mart and get food.

  • It's like we're walking like, you know, David Jo'burg.

  • Just, like fills his like pool with macaroni and cheese and jumps out of an airplane into it.

  • See, Like I go to Wal Mart and get aureus.

  • It's like the same thing.

  • Whoa!

  • Adventure begins.

  • This is so exciting.

  • I can't even take it.

  • Maybe.

  • Are you excited?

  • Oh, my God.

  • I want to be her.

  • Fuck!

  • What a fucking iconic queen rode on your window.

  • You're a queen, and you're an icon.

  • Your fucking everything you're telling it.

  • I really hope that made her day.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Like, I hope she goes home.

  • And I hope she's, like, having a hard day.

  • And then I was because you know what?

  • I was having a really bad fucking day.

  • And then that creepy big, weird man was screaming at me and calling me a queen.

  • It was an awful day.

  • Yes, we're on our way.

  • I'm really excited.

  • I'm getting the people you is.

  • What do you need to get a woman?

  • Um, ringworm cream in a yoga currently has ringworm.

  • Now, listen, I am okay with it.

  • I love diseases.

  • I love spreading them.

  • I love getting them.

  • Okay, hold on.

  • I haven't even been diagnosed or the ringworm.

  • You're the person that told me I had ring When it comes to ringworm bitch.

  • I am.

  • And Mrs Worm like I know my Children.

  • I know exactly what it looks like.

  • I know what it smells like.

  • I don't taste like and I gave it a lick, and I was like, Yeah, that's it.

  • Oh, I have had ringworm bitch.

  • I have had ringworm.

  • I have had ant hills.

  • I have had a beehive.

  • I have had every type of disease that looks like bugs.

  • You could imagine I have had cock roach, bitch.

  • And don't get me started on that.

  • You know, ants on a log like celery with raisins and peanut butter.

  • No, not what I have.

  • I know he's think I'll get ringworm cream.

  • This is what is ringworm.

  • And we don't act like I'm some disgusting person.

  • I think I got it from you because I got a hot yoga and the yoga mat and somebody else probably gave it to me.

  • Yeah, me, I grow it.

  • Ringworm is kids.

  • Good?

  • No bad.

  • So if you have a itchy, weird rash on your body and it's in a circle and it won't go away.

  • And it keeps going to your friend's bodies because you touch them and then it goes on to them.

  • That is called ringworm.

  • It's infectious, and it is a skin disease, but you can clear it up with like a cream.

  • It's not an actual worm, so don't be scared.

  • I don't know why they call it ringworm, like if it was a worm, that would be everything, because it would be like eating your flesh and like making less of it.

  • But it doesn't do that.

  • Do you need anything else?

  • No.

  • I just don't understand what these people Oreo things are like.

  • I don't know if it's an order.

  • That's a peeper peeper.

  • That's an Oreo.

  • You really can't put it together.

  • What people really wanna be?

  • I don't know, but I want to eat both.

  • I haven't seen a promo for what we're going to get.

  • Yeah, this is the problem.

  • A bit O p p.

  • Oreo.

  • If you want to reach out to me, hook a queen up, give me a spon, fill my pool with peeps.

  • That's a David.

  • Oh, Brick.

  • No.

  • Basically, it is an Oreo and the center is like peep flavored filling.

  • I feel like I'd like a regular Oreo better.

  • Why are you ruining this party with your ringworm?

  • It's where Here.

  • Fuck me.

  • Oh, fuck me If I just realized that looks like a big fucking open bottle.

  • Ready to get some?

  • No, it's about I just want everyone to know that this Wal Mart is right next to a crispy cream fucking by sea.

  • When my casket Who It's time to walk in.

  • This is my favorite part.

  • I love the toilet smell Became me with my haters Also meet with my haters Couldn't spring it on, Bitch, It's already been sprung fucking me and fucking my pussy.

  • Your pussy also My pussy.

  • Come on.

  • I'm just surprised I am.

  • And how, like, not disgusting this grocery area.

  • Look, why is it nice here?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Current mood, current mood.

  • Just holding all my boobs together.

  • If you had to pick a brother described me, Which one would you pick?

  • I have a game.

  • I'll pick the one that I think describes me.

  • You pick the way that you think this drives me and then we'll show each other.

  • Great.

  • Okay.

  • You ready show me.

  • The brother describes me.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, that is Q.

  • Your extra.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Thank you, baby.

  • I love their look.

  • Just like her.

  • I'm gonna look like I ate her.

  • I got used in matching my God.

  • That's perfect.

  • As the back is black.

  • So you want to make things?

  • Uh 00 no.

  • They're two different.

  • So when you're feeling diarrhea, you wear these every day when you feel cute.

  • You were never so maybe just before sucks.

  • I love how much Tuna, Wal Mart.

  • It's like they have literally five 100,000 cans of tuna and beans.

  • My pussy and my ass are going to be shook.

  • Okay, wait.

  • This is candy out.

  • Is this where the peeps are?

  • Uh, hello, I zebra kids.

  • I was the fat kid.

  • Stop trying to steal.

  • Make things okay?

  • I mean, wait, guys, we just got busted for filming and Wal Mart, and they also told us that they're out of people Oreos.

  • I'm gonna say this is the worst day of my life.

  • Like, how can you have 800 gallons of tuna and not have people Oreos like, how can you sell something called Boeing and not people use.

  • I don't want a little hug, bitch.

  • I want people.

  • Were you like, how do you have marijuana cereal?

  • And you don't have a peep or you look at her looking at me like that.

  • You wish we had people?

  • Yes.

  • Also, she's holding me.

  • Well, at least she found her treat.

  • Can we please get a kid prison?

  • Dad, I really want one.

  • Can I sleep on the bottom bunk?

  • It's called my life Looking to really So we got asked to stop filming again.

  • And that's fine, because now you can call this video.

  • I got kicked out of Walmart, and that's fucking Clickbait gold.

  • How did it feel to get fucking kicked out of Wal Mart to get fucking thrown out like trash?

  • I still got everything I need.

  • You know what?

  • Go off with your ringworm.

  • Cream your yoga mat and have a party.

  • I also got snacks.

  • I know.

  • I love Wal Mart.

  • No shade.

  • I guess you're not allowed to film in there, but they're very nice, but I'm still pissed because I don't like fucking people.

  • Rios, I feel like this is a waste of time.

  • I mad like I'm happy that your disease is gonna clear up.

  • But like I'm still pissed.

  • So, um, I guess we're gonna have to go to Krispy to make Daddy feel better.

  • Dad, we're gonna go to Krispy.

  • Wait.

  • You actually got all that crap.

  • Well, I got two of the fun because I literally had these my whole childhood, so I just want one bite of each to kind of bring it back.

  • What you gonna do with the rest of the box?

  • Furthermore, No, that's wait, so I'm gonna take them to work.

  • There's a community table at work.

  • Wait.

  • Let's Let's wait.

  • Let's do it.

  • What, are we going to crispy cream?

  • Because we can't do this.

  • And crispy cream.

  • It's one of the other.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I hate choices.

  • This is like the election all over again, but this is more important.

  • It's dessert.

  • I'll let you guys know what I decided in a second.

  • Okay?

  • We're home, and the decision has been made.

  • Is cosmic Brownie.

  • Banana Marshmallow pie night.

  • Yeah, that's my childhood.

  • Your childhood might be sadder than mine.

  • And that's scary.

  • Okay, which one of you most excited about?

  • I'm gonna go with neither Well, no, These ones there are more strange.

  • Um I mean, I already know what these taste like.

  • I literally have been eating these my whole life.

  • So, like, I don't need to even try that.

  • Yeah.

  • Every time you go to sleep, I, like, run downstairs on I run to my special snack covered, and I get my cosmic brownies and have a night.

  • That's why you know, so excited.

  • Because he's like, Oh, that's what Dad has at midnight.

  • I know that smell.

  • I'm gonna open up these little Debbie banana fucking hate banana.

  • This is a bad idea.

  • What?

  • Don't mix your fruits and your dessert.

  • Didn't you go to help Glass?

  • This looks like a scrub daddy.

  • Shark tank.

  • I'm out.

  • No, those air, everything.

  • Those air killing it.

  • You should build a house out of them.

  • Could I live in it?

  • Is your childhood screaming back?

  • And they're still good.

  • It's so dense and the frosting is perfect with the little brick along top.

  • Yeah, it's great.

  • It soothes all the problems.

  • I can't even hear the yelling.

  • Oh, my God.

  • The bruises are fading.

  • E got time for a little Debbie's banana nightmare.

  • Who knows.

  • I know.

  • He's sad.

  • There's no good Theo.

  • You ate that?

  • The fake banana taste is a minion perfume.

  • Don't ask why.

  • I know that the marshmallow is old, but like peeps.

  • Gross, fat, nasty uncle.

  • If people hadn't uncle and it was me, that's what it tastes like.

  • You're being rude to myself.

  • No.

  • Two little w I thought you were gonna be like You're being too hard on yourself, Shane.

  • You're perfect.

  • I love you.

  • You're, like standing for fucking little Debbie.

  • Little Debbie.

  • Don't know shit.

  • Little Debbie.

  • It doesn't even know what snacks.

  • Our hostess, she kills it.

  • Didn't hostess, like, go out of business?

  • Or is that just Twinkies?

  • Why are you coming for my brand?

  • Well, I'm just upset.

  • You don't like little W's and I'm sure she's rich.

  • I don't care if she's rich.

  • Money doesn't buy happiness.

  • Yeah, but she doesn't need you.

  • I don't care how many brand deals Debbie gets.

  • I don't care how many views she get.

  • She's not happy, you know, it was happy.

  • Not me, not me.

  • Because I didn't get my peeps.

  • Oreos and I had to eat this.

  • But you know what?

  • All in all.

  • It was a fun adventure.

  • I'm so having fun, by the way.

  • You know, Just give him a little peace.

  • No, not of the brown.

  • He just had the carpet bag.

  • Look at him.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Look at him, please.

  • Here you go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He's so excited when we got Where do you think?

  • What if he was like, I don't like it.

  • I like hostess better.

  • Let's go.

  • That was our adventure to get people Oreos, and it didn't didn't work, but it ended with me eating food.

  • And honestly, that's all I can ask for.

  • If you like this video and you want more weird adventures, give me a thumbs up.

  • So I know I would love to get kicked out of more places.

  • Also make sure doesn't start my General Diablo and hit the notification balance.

  • I mean, new videos, everybody day, aren't you guys?

  • I'll see you little peep Oreos tomorrow.

  • No, I won't because people Rios always let me down.

  • You know it doesn't let me down.

  • Hostess, I will see you little hostess snacks tomorrow.

  • And if you're a fucking little Debbie Stan, who loves her banana marshmallow pie bitch find another channel to watch.

  • Little Debbie is shook.

  • My guys, guys is later in the week.

  • We found on the word of what they were.

  • Walgreens Been there a Walgreens were a drunk.

  • Aaron's here.

  • Say hi.

  • She made us a lot of Mexican food in a lot of alcohol.

  • Were very drunk way.

  • We're gonna take one shot before we get into this or your way.

  • Guys were old enough.

  • 58 years legal.

  • Here we go.

  • Uh oh, like all right, we're gonna try these people because I'm really excited.

  • Okay, so I stand corrected because they're the peep inside the Oreo, and I was trying to figure out what they were.

  • Okay, Mrs People Oreos with marshmallow peeps.

  • One freaking hand.

  • Oh, please.

  • I could be so drunk in my whole life and I'm still killing it in the blogging game Double E.

  • Honestly, it's still smoke like an Oreo.

  • It doesn't smell like a pig.

  • This is an Oreo.

  • Is that people notice?

  • People taste like a pink Pete.

  • You guys lying?

  • This is not taste like a people.

  • Yes, it does.

  • I've been around for, like, 25 Easter's Mollo.

  • Mom, I just bit my tongue off.

  • You are different.

  • You look at my tongue.

  • What happened, Big Azalea?

  • I don't know.

  • I stuck my pink tongue out and I thought about Iggy Eggs.

  • And I was like, Where did she go?

  • So we watched her house to run like this morning?

  • I don't know either way.

  • Loved it.

  • People.

  • Oreos killing it, actually.

  • Don't know if I like that.

  • I thought it was okay.

  • I like Oreos.

  • Guys is really exciting.

  • Hopefully you enjoyed the log it with you.

  • So dark.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Guys, we're gonna go spend a lot of fun up.

  • See you guys later by It's our one year anniversary.

  • That was like last Sunday.

  • But you get it.

  • What?

  • We're currently filming it during our one year anniversary way.

  • Even had a cake with the number one on.

  • Well, that's thanks to Erin.

  • She brought It's a red belly.

  • It's organic and fucked up.

  • You keep telling me everything's organic bitch.

  • I'll eat it even if it's not.

  • Although I prefer yeah, wrong audience.

  • You could feed me if you can look to send me to Hershey's Chocolate Factory and be like it's not organic.

  • It's all chemicals bitch and I put my mouth to the nozzle and Ah, all right, time to go.

  • And you wonder.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Am I supposed to be hearing any of this?

  • I thought I was supposed to be unconscious.

  • I thought I was just going to wake up.

  • And the surgery is gonna be over when the doctor takes the scalpel and it gets closer and closer to your skin, and then you feel him cut into your body and you feel angry inch of it.

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