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  • That means you want to do the intro.

  • I know you do.

  • You got the potential in you.

  • Come on, do it.

  • That's not the intro.

  • The intro is today.

  • Top of morning, Everybody, welcome back to Luigi Mansion.

  • We're heading off to a separate floor now.

  • That's not the right button.

  • I am on Xbox controlled.

  • Apparently, I want to go to Fife.

  • Gotta get a Fife's banana.

  • Let's get that one.

  • I don't know what's on the fifth floor.

  • We're gonna get it anyway.

  • Come on, Luigi, would you stop pacing?

  • I know you're nervous.

  • This is me when I take phone calls.

  • Whenever I take a phone call, I cannot sit still.

  • Hey, I have to move around.

  • I have to pace.

  • I get her.

  • Luigi, you're anxious forever.

  • A ball of anxiety.

  • Okay.

  • I think that you can see him in the mirror.

  • That's cute, huh?

  • What's going on?

  • Oh, nothing for the Philip.

  • For nothing.

  • Luigi, hold on.

  • I'm getting a phone call in my head.

  • Said do Dio we go easy.

  • I just remembered something important.

  • I neglected to mention that poltergeist G 00 Poltergeist!

  • Goo cheese!

  • Here's your spells.

  • Goo of yours is a new feature that I like to call.

  • Suction shot.

  • Where you coming up with these names?

  • You got her?

  • Did you learn those terms?

  • But the work is a weapon for you On your adventures.

  • Press white.

  • Why?

  • To fire a rubber plunger.

  • You can stick it to the flat and smooth surfaces.

  • Doesn't just did by accident.

  • Tried to press the wrong button.

  • Press a You took up with rope and then press a You can talk on objects and pull them off.

  • Powerful Sam break.

  • You just start shooting things right away.

  • Like this makes perfect after all.

  • Oh, don't forget to get my briefcase, Luigi.

  • Goodbye, You piece of shit, huh?

  • Wait!

  • I don't know how to do it on a thing you just told me and I already forgot.

  • No money.

  • I dare you not have money for me.

  • Okay?

  • Come on.

  • Like that?

  • Yes, Everything Luigi needs.

  • Luigi needs money to fuel his crack habit.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Apparently having three grand in this game is not a lot.

  • Dammit!

  • I miss one.

  • People are saying, Oh, Jack, you're going to get a lot more.

  • I'm excited for it.

  • I'm excited for Luigi to reign supreme as the superior Mario Brother, I suck up any of the carpet.

  • I've just got to do work this chair, Just move.

  • Oh, it's because I sucked in that direction.

  • Luigi, for the first time, you made sucking look good.

  • Well, not the first time.

  • Because let's be honest, Luigi's a man after my own hurts a man that loves money.

  • I love money.

  • Who?

  • Dawson.

  • Luigi.

  • Everybody loves money.

  • And yes, I know I could probably suck up everything in existence around here and get lots of more money.

  • But I have places to be.

  • It's for you.

  • What?

  • Wow!

  • Wow!

  • Wow!

  • All right, Luigi, who are we going?

  • Don't go to room 2 37 Luigi, Is there anything the Here's I want outta.

  • See?

  • Ghost footprints.

  • Ghost prints?

  • Yeah, prints would be a ghost right now.

  • Finally.

  • Oh, it's a the doors moving.

  • I thought that this tiny little bag at the bottom of the balloons was a bag of cocaine.

  • Finally, to fuel Louise drug habit.

  • Oh, God, I don't wanna I don't wanna There's nothing behind that.

  • I can see.

  • It's just a spider's.

  • Don't forget people suck up spiders because There's money in them, Chris.

  • All the spiders, you see.

  • Look at this money.

  • Secret mirror money.

  • That's the best kind.

  • Check your mirrors for money.

  • And old Maggie, stop being a door bone.

  • It's just dust.

  • Just like that.

  • Ghost ladies.

  • Old dusty vagina.

  • All right.

  • Remember this kid's game?

  • Yeah.

  • Not anymore.

  • Jacks up.

  • The guy's playing it now.

  • Center.

  • Ruin it all.

  • Can I pull the paper?

  • I was hoping you would unravel.

  • Oh, it's just a rat, Louie.

  • He out?

  • It's not just a rat, Luigi.

  • It's a David.

  • Kill it.

  • Okay, you live today, rat.

  • But next time you won't be so lucky.

  • Next time that I just ruined this.

  • Oh, they just figure it out by accident.

  • I hit the wrong button and stick a punchy on it.

  • Money!

  • Spiders!

  • Come here.

  • Money spiders.

  • There's so many of you.

  • Get down off the roof.

  • No, There's no time to be driving people up the wall.

  • Okay, good.

  • Take the clothes and take the clothes.

  • Got two perspectives.

  • Weird.

  • This place is filthy.

  • Much cleaner.

  • Wrong button.

  • Again.

  • Show me.

  • Oh, wow.

  • You're rolling in it.

  • Leading.

  • There's no way Peaches gonna deny you now is it, Daisy?

  • Or who's Luigi?

  • Do you get a move on?

  • Luigi, you define you.

  • Get a room for a retreat.

  • Briefcase.

  • Whatever.

  • Not even listen to you Eat God.

  • Go right, go Right.

  • 00 yeah.

  • Dude rots of money in them too.

  • And cheese dude, kill the rest of the money in them.

  • Everything in the world has money in it.

  • Why did I not know this?

  • Go banana money?

  • There's no money in that now, having just all over my floor toilet money.

  • That's also good money.

  • Ah, Kill!

  • Oh, I know if you guys knew this, but there's money everywhere.

  • This whole series is about money right now.

  • Like comment.

  • Subscribe, if you like money to smash like Luigi loves.

  • Morning, dude is a crazy drug addiction.

  • What?

  • This?

  • No, I did a check and vandalism.

  • I do it again.

  • Oh, I did it, e I know I keep talking about how cute he is, but come on, He's so cute.

  • What is Mario ever doing?

  • That's actually cute.

  • Nothing.

  • Mario has never once been cute.

  • That's a fact.

  • That's a Nintendo fact and tender themselves said it.

  • Just don't look it up because there's no recollection of it because it's bad for business.

  • Poltergeist!

  • Teapot, You!

  • It was full of Slimer from Ghostbusters.

  • Can you move back?

  • War?

  • I need to get in the door.

  • Like seriously, can you move?

  • Genuine question.

  • Whatever steps spoken me, I'm leaving.

  • Please Oaks the year anymore.

  • They're gonna move again.

  • Legitimately.

  • Scared me.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, Patrick.

  • Three and one on Wiki.

  • You're a monster beginning to wonder if you're not the demon inside all along.

  • Ah said Luigi.

  • Okay, I think you could just suck up all the cloths.

  • It's about the curtains these curtains are attacking.

  • These look like the curtains that we belong in.

  • The haunted mention.

  • You don't want those here.

  • Luigi's a great interior decorator.

  • He'll help you.

  • Money, please.

  • Excuse me.

  • 20 please.

  • Thank you.

  • Money, please.

  • Not giving me the money.

  • Okay.

  • Money, please.

  • 20th waiters.

  • Yeah.

  • Now, these tiles are not good either.

  • Yeah, I don't have to take them up.

  • Don't forget that, Luigi Still a plumber at the end of the day.

  • Oh, yeah, Golden Nugget.

  • How do we Whoa.

  • But I get it down.

  • Come here, Juicy golden nugget Your money and I like you.

  • Ah, big brain Luigi time.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

  • Did you see the little piggy in the mirror?

  • I'm not just talking about when you woke up this morning.

  • Run One one.

  • Does this work on this?

  • There's a little piggy there.

  • Wait!

  • Oh, little Patricia's college fund.

  • Not anymore, huh?

  • What's this ball?

  • Big money.

  • Oh, no.

  • The body over there.

  • Everything's money, cash, money.

  • You're so supermarkets.

  • Luigi is chaos and carnage.

  • Wherever he goes, chaos reigns.

  • I can't get that money, could you?

  • Not for five minutes.

  • E God's more like E God, Hold your horses.

  • I'm getting big money.

  • Can't rush stock markets do something like this.

  • Like like a one.

  • It ends.

  • You're Yeah, I did it!

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • There's money in events.

  • I've had dreams like this.

  • Oh, no biggie.

  • I'm a take peach on the best state she's ever had on if not peach that maybe somebody else.

  • I want to try something in here for a second.

  • This is this is a big money room.

  • I could feel it.

  • I knew it.

  • Big money room.

  • It's only a bed.

  • Luigi, you created this Stop being afraid of it.

  • That was That was a That was a big win.

  • That was like going to the winner's circle on jeopardy.

  • If you go to a winner's circle in jeopardy, that gave us fun.

  • You are not Oh, God, You were a nightmare.

  • Come to life.

  • You love a woman with a sick tail, though.

  • Don't worry in a wiki.

  • Uh, okay, worry.

  • Time to worry.

  • How'd she do that?

  • No physics.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • The only currency is money.

  • Money is all that matters now.

  • I don't want this good.

  • Good money in it.

  • I need it.

  • Mortar.

  • You don't need anyone to buy your merch, Luigi.

  • When you could just fight money and spiders and everything else, Cap, There was no money in that one.

  • What about all this?

  • Yeah, I took up those college notes.

  • There's money under the bed.

  • There was money in the bag.

  • Chicken to your Bates.

  • Check every bag in your house.

  • Kill all the spiders.

  • Do anything you can to get the money.

  • What?

  • Busy getting rich way.

  • I was busy and I just got back to my desk.

  • Miss.

  • Anything important set of something Briefcase.

  • What goes?

  • May took off with it.

  • That won't do No, that won't do at all.

  • I think I saw a porno with that intro.

  • You just stand there.

  • Uh, I I was I was gonna do that regardless of what you said.

  • Can I smash this?

  • Luigi, have you been?

  • Have you been stacking Waits, bro?

  • Braun should just change the name of the game to Luigi's money.

  • Three.

  • That's all this game is about.

  • Note is you know you know.

  • Oh, wow.

  • This is very pretty.

  • Yeah, but the ponies come straight from the underground.

  • Come use the telescope.

  • No, I'm scared.

  • I might hide here.

  • No, I can't!

  • Wow!

  • Where are we?

  • Jaybird!

  • I think he's scared of us.

  • Luigi, quick!

  • Get back here!

  • Goddamn!

  • Get him, Louis!

  • Get er one!

  • Yes, I did it.

  • Sure did.

  • Luigi!

  • So proud of you.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I can't launch it.

  • I wanted to launch it.

  • So much money.

  • Look through your telescopes.

  • Find a ghost!

  • Kill him!

  • Steal his money!

  • Get rich!

  • Big brain!

  • This is a creepy song.

  • I don't like it.

  • Is that toilet roll money?

  • My money senses are tingling.

  • Oh, make it rain.

  • Oh, God, Yeah!

  • Whoa!

  • She burst.

  • You suck.

  • Can you do anything to it?

  • I don't know.

  • I don't think so.

  • Just to be sure, you know I did it.

  • All right.

  • Time to head out.

  • I guess we'll go catch the ghosts.

  • That's not money.

  • Jesus, guys, Thank you Doing this to me.

  • I only have a tiny Luigi Hurt.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Watch this.

  • Wrong way, Luigi.

  • Sweet smack of all shit dead things.

  • Come here.

  • Come here.

  • Get away from me that easy.

  • Uh oh.

  • Even in death, peace was never an option.

  • It was weird.

  • You're my spirit animal.

  • I wanna be Luigi when I grow up, Okay?

  • You know, she went left.

  • Well, secrets.

  • It always leads back to money.

  • Men only want one thing, and it's disgusting money.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, yeah, That's the good shit.

  • It hurts.

  • Oh, man, What if I don't actually spend any of the money in the game?

  • What if I just keep collecting God?

  • It was the longest game of she loves me.

  • She loves me.

  • Not ever.

  • All right.

  • Where did she go?

  • Maybe I should check me thing.

  • Did she go in there?

  • Okay, maybe not.

  • I don't know.

  • I check anyway.

  • There she is.

  • Get her sucker up.

  • What do we do?

  • Thanks.

  • Ah, get it!

  • Get it!

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Where there's a will, There's a way But my name's will Mmm.

  • What?

  • Dad?

  • I'm in the middle of doing your job way.

  • Luigi, There's a foot.

  • Bit of trivia for you Every time you go through a door.

  • All of your progress After that point, it's saved automatically.

  • Sucka!

  • Sucka!

  • We?

  • But it might not.

  • It might not be if you move too quickly from door to door to door to door you get the idea.

  • I'd say waiting 10 seconds will be enough.

  • What do you see?

  • Patience is a virtue.

  • Keep up the good work.

  • You also know what they say.

  • Time is money and you're costing me a lot by calling me.

  • Get your dome briefcase.

  • It could have just done this all the time.

  • Oh, coffee balls!

  • I'll see if those later for later.

  • He's nude.

  • He's got a duty.

  • I saw those Penis.

  • I'm too young for this.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Good job, Luigi, Take the drapes.

  • Shower curtains.

  • I saw you money.

  • My nose was a tingling.

  • I have a nose for money.

  • You know.

  • All right.

  • Where'd she go now?

  • This way.

  • No.

  • Surely not.

  • Surely.

  • You jest accuse.

  • I see.

  • Wench sucker.

  • Usually I have to pay for a suck that good lady.

  • Uh, ghost joke.

  • She came in here, didn't she?

  • Where she go, It's okay.

  • And we hold it together.

  • Find her in the end.

  • How about now?

  • She's gonna be in this one.

  • A little bound.

  • You?

  • Yeah.

  • Dead lady.

  • Okay.

  • She sounded like she was enjoying that a bit too much.

  • Stay away from my money.

  • Your damn rats!

  • If anything, you should give me money.

  • Come here.

  • Here we go.

  • What's inside?

  • This?

  • It's just a gun.

  • No.

  • Kill him, Dougie.

  • You know he's a precious.

  • Say them.

  • You got it.

  • Doesn't matter.

  • Luigi's the best character of all time.

  • No one can ever touch him.

  • He's the best.

  • He's a pressure soft little baby boy.

  • His moustache is even better than Marios.

  • He's everything women want him and men want to be him.

  • It seems that you've also acquired a new elevator, but along with my briefcase.

  • Louie, come on back to the lab.

  • It's always you.

  • You you What about what I want?

  • What about m e my enjoyment, Cuckoo.

  • Back that way.

  • But I could also go this way I get morning, Huh?

  • But huh?

  • Here we go.

  • Oh, no, I'm not strong enough, Cotton and trained me best.

  • It's just not moving.

  • Come back later.

  • But but but Oh, yeah.

  • Huh?

  • I'm gonna act like that around my house for no on making coffee.

  • Just make, uh, low.

  • E D.

  • Looks like you're able to get the surf now, but before you head there, bring my briefcase back to the lab.

  • I need it.

  • Okay.

  • E God damn.

  • Shut up again with this.

  • Luigi.

  • Really?

  • Can't you sit still?

  • Come on, man.

  • You're the king of this game.

  • He's so cute.

  • I may have to kick some serious ass.

  • He just doesn't believe in himself.

  • I believe in you, Luigi.

  • I love you.

  • I wish you were in my bed tonight, okay?

  • He just needs to get his hour.

  • Is little squad is in.

  • Um, those weren't squats.

  • It's just in here.

  • Right?

  • Wait.

  • Get this wrong on.

  • Well, I did not come to me.

  • My precious gem child beard hair.

  • So I'm going to my nose.

  • It's not what I asked.

  • What I wanted for Christmas was No, thank you.

  • Okay, smash these.

  • Well, not if you do that.

  • Yes.

  • There's two money that I'm I don't care badly.

  • We my briefcase.

  • Seriously, Beard hair.

  • Really?

  • Hello Things is what I wanted.

  • The time has come to use it in battle.

  • You never go into battle.

  • You're tiny.

  • Turn up!

  • It's too old to be out catching ghost by myself.

  • I'm too old to join nine years old, brother and give up my ghostly pursuits.

  • I've got a great helper to take my place.

  • Kouichi!

  • Kouichi, Are we getting greedy?

  • The latest victim from a brilliant mind of Professor E God, I give you the development process.

  • Real challenge, to say the least.

  • Fortunately, a little help from someone to test the prototype is gonna help.

  • No, no!

  • Take it easy Here we G I want to touch this.

  • The Poulter ghost Goo me would you shoved it up your ass?

  • Whoa!

  • Wasn't this your car engine?

  • Okay, it's all set up.

  • Me?

  • Let's practice a bit for me outside.

  • He's cute too.

  • Oh, she's Jeepers I e cut you in my truck.

  • Oh, don't worry.

  • I'm just kidding.

  • I'm gonna need you to stay locked up.

  • Why you ask?

  • Because I want to use gooey G to try escape from yourself.

  • You can activate greedy by with a click to recall him to his tank.

  • Press.

  • Right.

  • Click twice.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Today, behold thistles, Your very own personal assistant.

  • Greenlee can sit through tight spaces like great surveillance.

  • His body is incredibly soft and malleable, like a sweet small summer child.

  • It's really quite amazing.

  • Go on, see for yourself.

  • He's a T 1000 bagel.

  • He moves in basically the same way as you do.

  • So controlling him shouldn't take much getting used to.

  • Oh, and that reminds me, President, Right Click.

  • Once Gooey is active, we'll let you switch between him and yourself.

  • Remember that.

  • Oh, that's gonna be falling way.

  • Do I sleep when he exists?

  • Oh, he can't go to fair.

  • Greedy isn't even remotely waterproof.

  • Luigi, if he gets wet at all, you let this Pierre be careful with him around Anything went nice now to kill you.

  • Oh, I wanted to stick onto his head community.

  • A tiny turn up brain.

  • The eye.

  • Okay, So what do I do with them?

  • Uh, cool.

  • I don't know what I do to save you.

  • Hello?

  • Okay, so can I suck up the water?

  • How do we Uh Oh, no, That was the age.

  • Shit.

  • That's not wet.

  • Come on, man.

  • Now you just cock in my balls.

  • There you go.

  • Between yourself.

  • Agreed.

  • Even pressing hard.

  • You could even do it while you're in the middle of some other action.

  • No, wrong one, right?

  • Excellent.

  • I'm a master student.

  • It only took me 20 minutes.

  • Well done, Luigi.

  • I feel like I could let you run loose with Luigi.

  • Alright?

  • Right.

  • Don't know your training.

  • At least for now.

  • Let's go back to the lab.

  • Well Oh, yeah, something gross.

  • Hey, we Are you speaking Swedish?

  • Are you speaking French?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, Mama.

  • Let's work, Louis.

  • Very impressive.

  • I must say they're raising or something.

  • I wanted to tell you.

  • I've been running the sensors in the lab.

  • They've detected the pressure of the presence of mysterious building.

  • In fact, the ominous looking tower is very close to this very hotel.

  • I know you really want to find all your missing friends, but if you ever want a break from that, you can head over to the tower.

  • Shit pulled out my headphones.

  • It's probably crawling the ghost that you can catch gone test your skills there for science.

  • I've made arrangements so that you can access the tower from the lab.

  • Just like scare scraper and multiplier.

  • Have fun.

  • Wait, I just remembered something else you can check out Screen Park If you're feeling a little bit lonely.

  • I wanna have some fun.

  • You could also go to this scare B and B.

  • It's a play on Airbnb Summary popular up to eight people can play it and compete with one another.

  • Fun.

  • All right, You get to a new form of the elevator and take it to three.

  • Okay.

  • Can I use your frickin shop yet?

  • I want to buy the upgrades.

  • I don't wanna be a small, smooth, stinky brain for long already go toe to toe one first because I haven't been there yet.

  • Or maybe I have.

  • But when I checked the map, it didn't seem like I'd been there.

  • Boudou brutal Budo Budo.

  • But I was just singing the theme from Saul do Toto.

  • Yeah.

  • Hello, Luigi.

  • I'd like to play a game.

  • He doesn't care about your game Jigsaw.

  • Yeah, this is where I've already been.

  • There's some Ghostie groupies here, though, That need attending do.

  • Howdy, partners.

  • It's me.

  • Your friendly neighborhood murder.

  • Oh, di, you hunk and mess.

  • What the heck?

  • Get that hot off your head?

  • Yes, stinking weirdo.

  • I think everything's okay.

  • Well, my lights are different now.

  • If this thing were my screen's just turn off my lights in the background change for some reason, and they're not connected to each other at all.

  • So I don't know what's doing its ghosts.

  • It's you fuckers ghosting boobies!

  • I'm a get you!

  • I'm o That's not getting you!

  • Come here!

  • Smack!

  • Smack!

  • Come here!

  • Time to smack!

  • You came for my money.

  • How dare you?

  • How dare you come from my money?

  • It's called my money for a reason.

  • Check the box.

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • You're You're not doing anything to it.

  • Don't answer it.

  • He's not opening it for some reason.

  • Money, right?

  • I don't even see you, but Well, I did eventually, Noyce.

  • Okay, that settles that.

  • What do you want?

  • Did he run away?

  • Coward, come back and fight me like a dead person.

  • I want to wear that hat.

  • Wait.

  • How do we get this like?

  • So that vase breaking sounds So Syria typical.

  • Oh, everything's still recording.

  • Okay, I'm very paranoid now.

  • That still stopped.

  • But sure, we'll go with it anyway.

  • Let's go to three.

  • I got my Fife.

  • Banana Luigi!

  • Come on, bro.

  • Stop running around.

  • You're going to get an upset stomach.

  • I'm telling you, no one's No one's gonna No one's going to talk to the weirdo.

  • Did someone order a pizza?

  • I did, but I don't have any money.

  • What the fuck?

  • Did you order a pizza, then?

  • Are you always so scared?

  • Luigi?

  • Everything's fine.

  • I need a key, All right?

  • I could get a haircut, but I really like money.

  • Oh, coffee's better.

  • Coffee is better than money.

  • Are these leaves money?

  • They have the same consistency is money.

  • It was a fake.

  • They pull you off the wall Or do you have secrets to behold?

  • I don't know.

  • Wait, it's not working, but I gotta poop.

  • Oh, I smell money open says me.

  • It's not money, but it'll do.

  • Can I pull the building out of the picture?

  • You knew her yet?

  • Yes.

  • Why not?

  • I can't.

  • Yep.

  • It's not really Luigi It's a fake camped out man.

  • That was only garbage in that garbage.

  • I could reveal the secrets.

  • Hey, it's me.

  • But for these things, What did I just do?

  • Okay, blow on this.

  • Oh, I thought that was a fan.

  • So he's okay.

  • Wait.

  • Hold on a sec, can you?

  • He went through a pipe, just like in the Marios.

  • Okay, but now how do we do?

  • Ah, um uh, I need to open the door.

  • Well, how do I stop the toilet?

  • Turning on the tap?

  • No, I thought I was gonna redirect the water.

  • That's not how that works, But a boy can dream.

  • Who's the prettiest goo person in the world?

  • It's you.

  • I think he didn't explain it either.

  • He was just like, Yeah, if you put this thing on your thing Yeah, Goo Luigi's like, Okay.

  • Ah, how do I It's very something really obvious that I'm just not getting Looks like it was sticking on to that for a very serious purpose.

  • Come to me.

  • Come to me, Ben.

  • Yeah, I know.

  • Okay, maybe if I flush the toilets in here, you know I don't time for puzzles.

  • I do, however, have time for money.

  • Flush their Do this.

  • Wait!

  • I wonder if green taking over these?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, that makes sense.

  • Come here, Spider.

  • Come here.

  • Money Spider.

  • Um, I even on the right plane of existence to grab you.

  • Oh, he didn't last long.

  • Luigi, I'm sorry I killed your small child.

  • There we go.

  • Uh huh.

  • Shut off that light!

  • It's a stinky anyway, You you did it.

  • You were too busy clapping at your own accomplishments to not appreciate the money that was in front of you.

  • You'll pay for that.

  • Kouichi, I need you to come back.

  • God, I just shake him out!

  • Don't you go down there again and you hop e.

  • I didn't I did it!

  • Plus one for the big dog.

  • Damn!

  • It feels good to be a gangster into the trash ego.

  • Okay.

  • Edwards on Armory adventure, trash money.

  • Greedy was in the ladies bathroom.

  • He's supposed to be in there.

  • Who?

  • He could also go in here a completely Scott.

  • That makes a lot of sense now.

  • Wow!

  • Money!

  • No, don't go out yet.

  • Remember, Luigi, this is Luigi's money.

  • It's my money.

  • It's not yours.

  • You're just an abomination.

  • You better know his place.

  • Gray Luigi's He's That is a goofy off.

  • You know, Mickey Mouse's goofy Mario has Luigi Paul Blart guys, even the ghosts get scared.

  • That's cute.

  • Back.

  • Oh, a special key for special door.

  • He's a dumb ass.

  • Okay, what's going on behind this?

  • There's a ghost getting a haircut.

  • Kicked the bends for money.

  • That's a good lesson.

  • Okay, I'll come back out to you in a second.

  • Go, go.

  • Easy, Louise.

  • You see that?

  • That security guard had an elevated.

  • Oh, did he?

  • Oh, money.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't care.

  • You guys.

  • It's not money up there in the morning.

  • Yeah.

  • There you go.

  • Is this a special?

  • No.

  • Uh, how do I get in?

  • I need the key for this.

  • Okay, let's go get it.

  • I can hear it.

  • Ah, here it is.

  • Sort of this whole way.

  • How did he get in, though?

  • All right, he's a ghost.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm talking about e Don't wanna rat unless that right gives me money.

  • So many rats.

  • So much death.

  • More like it.

  • All right?

  • Yes.

  • Gotta be patient.

  • Patience is a virtue, and I get you paid.

  • That's why it's called patients.

  • I'll come back for you in a second.

  • Kevin.

  • James.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Now you have the key, but can you get through with the key?

  • They get sick.

  • That's not the right key.

  • It has a diamond on.

  • It doesn't.

  • Spade.

  • Dumb ass.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, that's the trick.

  • Sees, uh okay.

  • Remember that.

  • I want a snack.

  • What's in the fridge?

  • Golden Ghost?

  • Who are you gonna have?

  • Money?

  • I love money.

  • So much money.

  • Come back here.

  • I'm not money with you.

  • Money?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, so money's suck The last bit of money out of sucking dry.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Why did you blow that back out?

  • I have to suck it all up again.

  • You just made a mess.

  • Mom's gonna be mad.

  • There was something very good to eat.

  • You know, You normally look in the fridge.

  • You're like God, milk and cheese.

  • What am I supposed to make with that?

  • No, I feel so good.

  • It feels so good to be a pimp.

  • Check the doors.

  • Guy's money hides everywhere.

  • That steam, money everywhere.

  • Smash everything, get money.

  • I don't know how that works.

  • I don't have that key.

  • Works with you like that.

  • Okay, Now you come over this way.

  • Now you come over this way.

  • Free meat.

  • I like this mechanic.

  • This is the right one.

  • You know what's gonna be in this?

  • Another key?

  • Dude, you can't.

  • You can't mess with Luigi.

  • He's a beast.

  • Wait!

  • Oh, Dicks!

  • Do you have my key?

  • Yes.

  • That's how we get into this.

  • How?

  • Yes, I need one of you over here, please.

  • Okay, put me in that direction.

  • But also come back this way.

  • No, come, Come back here.

  • I need to smash this.

  • Or maybe I could just Oh, I'm a vandal!

  • I care about ghosts.

  • They care about money.

  • Yeah!

  • Stare!

  • Culprit!

  • Stop right there!

  • Criminal scum!

  • You!

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Go easy!

  • Time t shine!

  • Get!

  • You said you're handy little companion.

  • I love you.

  • Go!

  • IgI e!

  • I did it all by myself.

  • No!

  • Help!

  • Wait!

  • That's a hard key, though.

  • Kevin Hart Key.

  • This is a hard door.

  • It was a star door.

  • Can I have the hat?

  • Oh, I want the hat out of the O.

  • Awesome.

  • You know, sexy Luigi would look if he had that hat.

  • Let's face it, he's peak Male attractiveness already.

  • I was hard thing that hearing a little way to go.

  • And then it's going to give you the club water and the club or I'll give you the spade one spade.

  • Want to give you the star one?

  • Got it.

  • Just give it to me.

  • Just give Just give it to me.

  • Just know.

  • No, No What?

  • Oh, there's a things no runs.

  • Why not have to highlight this?

  • Just go through.

  • Oh, you look like a turd.

  • What?

  • Holy crap!

  • So money mourns haunts.

  • Don't go into it again.

  • These dresses are terrible.

  • Thes air.

  • Not high fashion golden.

  • But who?

  • Where the fuck am I pointing?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, God, I love this game.

  • Really?

  • Appeals of the fantasy of people.

  • All right.

  • No, Suck on this.

  • Okay?

  • No key, eh?

  • I see you were playing it that way.

  • Get it?

  • Okay.

  • Money's good too.

  • Could suck up the money, but I like running over it.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Yes!

  • Oh, yes.

  • Don't know.

  • Don't stop me now.

  • I'm having such a good time.

  • Don't you fucking dare touch my money!

  • Just run into the money.

  • You guys suck out Sucky sucky.

  • That wasn't so bad.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • No, that's good at all.

  • We got the key, But let's get back to the money.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Even behind the money there's more money.

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • When you bust the fattest in the north I know you got more money hiding around.

  • There's always more money.

  • You know?

  • There's always a bigger fish.

  • There's always more money tonight with you.

  • Whatever.

  • Luigi.

  • I did it.

  • Let's go this way.

  • Luigi, wait!

  • What's wrong that I get Okay, Spanky?

  • Come on, Luigi.

  • Luigi is the main character now.

  • Luigi's just a psychic.

  • No, Luigi is always a psychic.

  • I can't relegate you.

  • Say that again.

  • We love your Luigi.

  • You're the best of us.

  • Oh, spirit orbs!

  • Why God first of all, destroy everything has no distractions.

  • You think you can hide this shit for me?

  • Go!

  • IgI bitch!

  • I invented this.

  • Bob!

  • Bob!

  • Bob!

  • Bob!

  • Bob!

  • Thank you very much.

  • Police!

  • You don't even look cool, bro.

  • He's sunglasses.

  • How do we get to some guys?

  • Is often Oh, I did.

  • I got a big one.

  • Whatever.

  • Buka!

  • Buka God!

  • Mignini's!

  • They're the worst.

  • I know.

  • Some glasses for you, Mr Garibaldi.

  • That's right.

  • I know your real name.

  • Oh, yeah, I did it.

  • Okay, this is good money, but it's really just petty cash.

  • At the end of the day, I'm going for the big whale.

  • Big beluga.

  • Oh, hey, I don't like the sound of that.

  • Whoa, The chairs.

  • That a poltergeist thing?

  • Look at this.

  • Secrets, secrets.

  • What am I supposed to do?

  • But he died.

  • Oh, he got pulled along with the camera.

  • The sprinklers have money in them.

  • I never would have guessed.

  • Okay.

  • Come on, Googie.

  • How do I get in here, though?

  • Wait.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • Smashy!

  • Smashy!

  • Oh, what's I wanted to smash a window.

  • Excuse me.

  • Hey, did you get so you can go in here?

  • You can't do it, Luigi.

  • What are we supposed to do?

  • That's crazy.

  • Sneaky weirdo.

  • Stinky is money, man.

  • Hello.

  • A catchy little shits.

  • I caught you before, even knew what you were doing, Spires.

  • God!

  • So, crows.

  • Did you give you money though?

  • So they're very helpful.

  • Something else here.

  • Why are you little or freaks everywhere?

  • Training in the way of my business?

  • Wait!

  • All right, We did it.

  • Friends.

  • Crap!

  • Go, Egidio!

  • I loved your region.

  • He was my best friend and brother.

  • He was like a father to me.

  • What?

  • No, no, no.

  • I've had nightmares like that as well.

  • Why screw up the middle?

  • It's super made, boy.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, Um, okay.

  • Flashing light at him works, but nothing else does.

  • Sort of a didn't first.

  • Oh, come on, man.

  • Really?

  • I didn't hurt him.

  • Oh, maybe any greasy.

  • Just suck as well to suck.

  • It's working.

  • He's actually taken damage.

  • I didn't realize that.

  • He's ever so slightly taking damage.

  • Okay?

  • He didn't hit me.

  • Here's any trick.

  • Easy.

  • Suck a big ghost.

  • Move around them after you hit them with the stars.

  • Strobe old.

  • Oh, you two tails.

  • I get it.

  • Hiyah!

  • Tails at the backsies.

  • That makes sense.

  • Can't fool me.

  • What?

  • Thank you.

  • God, You were gonna turn up, man.

  • Eat, suck.

  • I got that.

  • Good, thick suck that felt good.

  • That felt good.

  • I should have figured that out faster. 01:02:03.560

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