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  • ladies.

  • My name is Jack's up, Jane.

  • Welcome to not for broadcast a game where I control the news.

  • I am the one who's going to determine what you out there.

  • The public I get to hear and see.

  • I'm gonna craft the worst narrative I possibly can to make the world a miserable place.

  • At least I hope so.

  • Inter game name.

  • Uh, Dingo Bam.

  • Why not?

  • Let's see.

  • I don't really know how this works.

  • I think I'm controlling the news.

  • And I think that I get to see where your eyeballs see they won the election.

  • Oh, God.

  • Off to a great start.

  • I don't wanna be in charge of the election.

  • No, guys, fine.

  • It's Freddie's.

  • All of a sudden.

  • Turn right.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, there's a whole Mississippi.

  • David, I have a coffee.

  • You I'm just putting it through.

  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • Know you're really coming to clean up the place scooping up, So you're gonna have to run the news tonight.

  • Now, don't worry.

  • It's no art, and I'm gonna stay on the phone and help me out.

  • First, I'm gonna give you a quick tour of the broadcast room, so if you're not doing it already.

  • Look forwards towards alot screens, right color bar is your audience.

  • You want to keep the viewers going up?

  • Okay, up guard down, stinking Roy is the proud cost screen.

  • That's what the view is a seeing, huh?

  • It's only a couple of seconds behind the master screen there in the middle.

  • It's the one you control now.

  • Four small screens on the left show.

  • The different signals coming from the studio on.

  • You can choose between him using the number buttons on the vision mixer.

  • Okay, don't worry through and you'll pick it up in no time.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, God.

  • Is this too much information?

  • I'm gonna fail miserably at this.

  • Thes plucks control everything in the studio himself for use.

  • I provided you ever fiddle with them.

  • All you have to do now is throw the master trip switch And where in business once you've got your on face, the front again you can see on the screen that were in the end, toils for the show before us.

  • Fortunately, explain way quickly.

  • Might be Oh, yeah, Many three machines on the rowing when you've done that to the front.

  • Okay.

  • My salad weekly.

  • Cool exercise with ham sleeves on.

  • Come two.

  • Bumbling.

  • Why not?

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • This is this is too much pressure for a small boy to handle.

  • What am I going to do?

  • Well, you're gonna get some version of this thing.

  • This is fun.

  • I can censor.

  • Hopefully prove every day.

  • 10 seconds.

  • Everybody trying to kill you.

  • Okay, I could be Oh, you know, it's time to join Jeremy.

  • Good evening.

  • I'm Jamie Donaldson.

  • Stories.

  • God.

  • Okay, okay, I got this.

  • It's fine.

  • My viewers are going up.

  • I'm a natural.

  • Is this really heard?

  • The news works in real life.

  • This is a stressful job on a spoonful of sugar.

  • Meghan was jetting with movie star loans from the floor under clouds of a amazing I have to say, 321 I didn't accomplish.

  • We're in the middle, shrinks down and vanishes.

  • Okay, this is so cool.

  • I could read it.

  • Just show that behind the scenes.

  • All right?

  • We get the night Eventually.

  • I want to do a good job first, but I am gonna mess with Jeremy in a while.

  • National Nightly news.

  • Okay.

  • When it shrinks, switch way.

  • Cool.

  • Urine Scram is doing Oh, good.

  • Okay, I think in the sewers.

  • Pressure.

  • Okay, that's fine.

  • Well, that's right.

  • Wait, E i e I don't get fired when he reaches one.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • 432 one.

  • Everybody really cool personally.

  • Try to confuse with words.

  • I thought that was our little secret.

  • Thes air fun scenes.

  • I'm deeply uncomfortable.

  • Your burgeoning French.

  • Okay, what am I even showing right now?

  • Wait, it's first doing God.

  • Only sports stars getting tricky, right?

  • This next sequence is what we call a multi cam.

  • Secrets should be cutting between.

  • I don't need what's interesting.

  • A lot of the standard personal taste, but his three good rules.

  • Okay, that'll be me.

  • Special.

  • Interesting.

  • Three reaction.

  • OK, seconds is usually enough.

  • Just got so much information coming in twice the cost to start.

  • Troy.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • We have 14 seconds.

  • It's so fun to see the behind the scenes.

  • All right, I'ma fuck this up.

  • I have the attention span of a wooden table, but that's what's gonna be fun about this.

  • You're all gonna get the news in the best fashion possible.

  • Welcome back to the news.

  • Okay?

  • Later, we'll be hearing from stroke.

  • Electra winners advance first Okay.

  • Star of stage and screen.

  • Thank you.

  • Jeremy.

  • Meghan Wolf.

  • I think I went a little too early the other day.

  • I have a guest who started everything from Shakespeare.

  • Okay.

  • None other than Lawrence London.

  • Catch.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Bother you.

  • Do you believe me when I tell you today?

  • Medicated.

  • Wow.

  • What was that like?

  • Well, I'm bad at this direction.

  • Actions.

  • Lovely.

  • You know, I just wondered Peter, what a wild ride this has been.

  • I'm so good.

  • I am amazing at this.

  • I would watch this.

  • Exactly.

  • You're blind.

  • But seriously, Yes, you're right.

  • I got the reaction from that's good ratings starring role will be four fucking minutes on this Sergeant Brock Rockman in Bullet Man.

  • You'll remember that God is the true story of love.

  • Of course, she's not doing anything.

  • I think it's gross over $1,000,000,000.

  • Let's go to the white.

  • Just slipped between them.

  • Everyone at home about what's happening.

  • But I really am not in it for the world.

  • Those three middle statue with the others.

  • Okay, this is easy.

  • The news is easy.

  • It's a beautiful question, Meghan.

  • I'm not easy to answer like you fluently cut me and I will leave.

  • This is this is fascinating.

  • I'ma Riel, live editor of news giving, suffering give one's audience reaction.

  • So, Hee, I do it for the people that I inspire.

  • But most of all, I think I do it for my viewers had actually gone down today.

  • Of course we're in for some real.

  • Okay.

  • My viewers are going back up.

  • Okay, Good, good, good.

  • I keep forgetting that I'm actually recording the video.

  • Right.

  • Sorry.

  • You're here with me.

  • You're doing it with Norick.

  • Is the word well, difficult.

  • Fucking beautiful.

  • I've always been quite clear that when it comes to politics, it always strikes.

  • Look at that.

  • Beautiful transition.

  • Not fucked.

  • Okay, okay.

  • So, red show up here.

  • Hey, Dr.

  • Lord's Hemlock is faced with my job.

  • Exciting stuff.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Okay, they love this.

  • I love that as soon as it could go wrong.

  • Like what the fuck?

  • That is exactly what it's probably like in real life the way.

  • Okay, this is good.

  • This is good.

  • No interference.

  • No interference on my broadcast.

  • Feel like Ron Burgundy?

  • Okay, slap her.

  • What a dick for you.

  • Okay.

  • It's like a puzzle game.

  • It's like a stressful resource management game.

  • God, I gotta get I'm gonna get a raise after this.

  • I'm the message that this job, the news, is exactly what I deem it to be.

  • This scene's a really fun, though.

  • I love this.

  • He has had so much for recording these for the game.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Not today.

  • Bumble Clang.

  • Okay, 20 seconds left.

  • That's good.

  • Got you.

  • This is the last piece of Interferes.

  • Then we're golden.

  • All right.

  • Cool.

  • 87 654 321 And we're out there.

  • Explained how to deal with briefing our swear words.

  • Okay, you probably know is broadcast screen here.

  • He's about two seconds behind the master screen.

  • Rare when someone says a naughty would like Two seconds later, you'll hear that swear word coming out on the broadcast booth.

  • Bleak runner or the space bar on your keyboard for his Norma's square word last.

  • Is that how they do it?

  • I could be a practice getting used to hearing two things at once.

  • You get it.

  • And if you can't win dory just above the bottom, you're literally be able to see the sound scrolling boy all you gotta do is holding down the way screens tonight.

  • Just sense of the ad desire, right?

  • Oh, man, this is someone's actual job, and really someone out there is doing this right now.

  • Okay, this is I am going to fuck this.

  • I'm going to go this off, okay?

  • I like hitting these buttons, though.

  • It makes me welcome back.

  • I'm told we can not go.

  • I'm told.

  • Way to comment and OK, thank you all for coming.

  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • This is so confusing.

  • What?

  • They said way you every Okay, I got this.

  • I got this.

  • I can do this.

  • You got it right.

  • Fucking they live.

  • I'm sorry about the language.

  • Sorry.

  • Aboutthe funny.

  • Of course.

  • Men.

  • Really?

  • Okay, But to be honest, who could blame Peter for celebration?

  • You got it.

  • Through this guy in the top left Just rocking away suffering.

  • You need a party.

  • God, this is like five nights.

  • A newscast change.

  • But today is day one way.

  • We should all be celebrating.

  • Except for