My name is Jack's up, Jane.

Welcome to not for broadcast a game where I control the news.

I am the one who's going to determine what you out there.

The public I get to hear and see.

I'm gonna craft the worst narrative I possibly can to make the world a miserable place.

At least I hope so.

Inter game name.

Uh, Dingo Bam.

Why not?

Let's see.

I don't really know how this works.

I think I'm controlling the news.

And I think that I get to see where your eyeballs see they won the election.

Oh, God.

Off to a great start.

I don't wanna be in charge of the election.

No, guys, fine.

It's Freddie's.

All of a sudden.

Turn right.

Oh, God.

Oh, there's a whole Mississippi.

David, I have a coffee.

You I'm just putting it through.

Okay.

Thank you.

Know you're really coming to clean up the place scooping up, So you're gonna have to run the news tonight.

Now, don't worry.

It's no art, and I'm gonna stay on the phone and help me out.

First, I'm gonna give you a quick tour of the broadcast room, so if you're not doing it already.

Look forwards towards alot screens, right color bar is your audience.

You want to keep the viewers going up?

Okay, up guard down, stinking Roy is the proud cost screen.

That's what the view is a seeing, huh?

It's only a couple of seconds behind the master screen there in the middle.

It's the one you control now.

Four small screens on the left show.

The different signals coming from the studio on.

You can choose between him using the number buttons on the vision mixer.

Okay, don't worry through and you'll pick it up in no time.

Okay?

Oh, God.

Is this too much information?

I'm gonna fail miserably at this.

Thes plucks control everything in the studio himself for use.

I provided you ever fiddle with them.

All you have to do now is throw the master trip switch And where in business once you've got your on face, the front again you can see on the screen that were in the end, toils for the show before us.

Fortunately, explain way quickly.

Might be Oh, yeah, Many three machines on the rowing when you've done that to the front.

Okay.

My salad weekly.

Cool exercise with ham sleeves on.

Come two.

Bumbling.

Why not?

Oh, Jesus.

This is this is too much pressure for a small boy to handle.

What am I going to do?

Well, you're gonna get some version of this thing.

This is fun.

I can censor.

Hopefully prove every day.

10 seconds.

Everybody trying to kill you.

Okay, I could be Oh, you know, it's time to join Jeremy.

Good evening.

I'm Jamie Donaldson.

Stories.

God.

Okay, okay, I got this.

It's fine.

My viewers are going up.

I'm a natural.

Is this really heard?

The news works in real life.

This is a stressful job on a spoonful of sugar.

Meghan was jetting with movie star loans from the floor under clouds of a amazing I have to say, 321 I didn't accomplish.

We're in the middle, shrinks down and vanishes.

Okay, this is so cool.

I could read it.

Just show that behind the scenes.

All right?

We get the night Eventually.

I want to do a good job first, but I am gonna mess with Jeremy in a while.

National Nightly news.

Okay.

When it shrinks, switch way.

Cool.

Urine Scram is doing Oh, good.

Okay, I think in the sewers.

Pressure.

Okay, that's fine.

Well, that's right.

Wait, E i e I don't get fired when he reaches one.

Okay?

Okay.

432 one.

Everybody really cool personally.

Try to confuse with words.

I thought that was our little secret.

Thes air fun scenes.

I'm deeply uncomfortable.

Your burgeoning French.

Okay, what am I even showing right now?

Wait, it's first doing God.

Only sports stars getting tricky, right?

This next sequence is what we call a multi cam.

Secrets should be cutting between.

I don't need what's interesting.

A lot of the standard personal taste, but his three good rules.

Okay, that'll be me.

Special.

Interesting.

Three reaction.

OK, seconds is usually enough.

Just got so much information coming in twice the cost to start.

Troy.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

We have 14 seconds.

It's so fun to see the behind the scenes.

All right, I'ma fuck this up.

I have the attention span of a wooden table, but that's what's gonna be fun about this.

You're all gonna get the news in the best fashion possible.

Welcome back to the news.

Okay?

Later, we'll be hearing from stroke.

Electra winners advance first Okay.

Star of stage and screen.

Thank you.

Jeremy.

Meghan Wolf.

I think I went a little too early the other day.

I have a guest who started everything from Shakespeare.

Okay.

None other than Lawrence London.

Catch.

Thank you so much.

Bother you.

Do you believe me when I tell you today?

Medicated.

Wow.

What was that like?

Well, I'm bad at this direction.

Actions.

Lovely.

You know, I just wondered Peter, what a wild ride this has been.

I'm so good.

I am amazing at this.

I would watch this.

Exactly.

You're blind.

But seriously, Yes, you're right.

I got the reaction from that's good ratings starring role will be four fucking minutes on this Sergeant Brock Rockman in Bullet Man.

You'll remember that God is the true story of love.

Of course, she's not doing anything.

I think it's gross over $1,000,000,000.

Let's go to the white.

Just slipped between them.

Everyone at home about what's happening.

But I really am not in it for the world.

Those three middle statue with the others.

Okay, this is easy.

The news is easy.

It's a beautiful question, Meghan.

I'm not easy to answer like you fluently cut me and I will leave.

This is this is fascinating.

I'ma Riel, live editor of news giving, suffering give one's audience reaction.

So, Hee, I do it for the people that I inspire.

But most of all, I think I do it for my viewers had actually gone down today.

Of course we're in for some real.

Okay.

My viewers are going back up.

Okay, Good, good, good.

I keep forgetting that I'm actually recording the video.