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  • No.

  • What?

  • I want to prove people wrong and show the world that I'm gonna be a good dad.

  • When I moved to L.

  • A, I actually had an agent.

  • I e mailed them and I said, Hey, send me some kids.

  • Hi.

  • Your dad.

  • I love way.

  • We're on our way to my mom's.

  • I want to trick her and think that you actually are my child.

  • I got this.

  • She says she doesn't suspect anything.

  • Hide in a bush creepy stalker way.

  • Do this to me like you were just like, Oh, you are gonna tell your mom that we adopted someone, right?

  • We This is so you right here.

  • My mom's gonna cry game myself.

  • Afraid you remember what you said.

  • I have you.

  • And then you just got Frank.

  • Yeah.

  • I love my new family prank channels, taking out our child waiting for grandchildren.

  • Oh, and one more thing.

  • You just get praying too soon.

  • I wanted to believe it.

  • I'm sorry.

  • It's okay.

  • So you look just like Shane and Ryland together.

  • He Aubrey does.

  • You've got shames eyes.

  • You've got Ryland smile.

  • Well, I mean, this is your first grandma moment.

  • So what do you want to do like, Is there something you want to do?

  • Let's go to Disneyland, right?

  • We're not going to want to give him a tree dog.

  • Or do you want to, like, give him a Bible?

  • I don't know.

  • Something like grand.

  • You got to come in.

  • Okay.

  • Looks when grandma's house.

  • Mom way.

  • Find a tree.

  • Oh, alright, Chris, let's go through.

  • This is the same candy dish that Shane eight out of when he was little.

  • Better not be like, 20 years old.

  • Now, you're not gonna eat as much as I did because I was the size of five.

  • But you can have some.

  • Okay.

  • You want to go upstairs and see the cats?

  • Look, if this is your aunt and Britney, we love her.

  • We love this way, love way.

  • Have a lot of work.

  • That's precious.

  • But no, that's That's Sue.

  • This is shame.

  • When he when he was a woman I have ever seen This'll shave file here.

  • This is gonna be you.

  • No, it's not.

  • It's gonna be your face when you know what's in their spears.

  • She in there?

  • She sometimes Daddy, Where's drag?

  • And that's okay sometimes daddies.

  • Mommy And that's fine.

  • Sometimes both your daddies.

  • Oh, you know what Dad wanted Streaming.

  • And that's all that matters.

  • Not this year.

  • Lost a superwoman.

  • Oh, look at that.

  • It's my book.

  • I hate myself available.

  • Now you're inside for your song.

  • I guess I could go to my son.

  • Chris, you know, you 2%.

  • You're like some of this bucket chopped up in this year's cookies.

  • You can eat me.

  • Can I get this?

  • You weigh Should burn my streaming video.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • I'm still waiting for a surfboard.

  • The teen choice awards is never gonna send.

  • It has been seven years.

  • Okay, so have a big surprise.

  • We're going to be taking family portrait.

  • It's with a professional photographer, and I was thinking like, we're gonna take pictures like that in the kid.

  • But do you wanna get one of pictures?

  • E grandma?

  • Sure.

  • Okay.

  • You need to find something more.

  • Grandma.

  • No, no, please don't make me guys.

  • Okay?

  • We're here with a photographer.

  • Justin Kelly.

  • Okay, So you on the Hollywood video Collective?

  • Yes.

  • So that's the company that you guys do.

  • A lot of music videos and cool photos and cool short films.

  • and stuff.

  • Have you ever done anything where you photographed a fake family that are inside of a coffin?

  • This would be the first.

  • Okay, Good.

  • Uh, don't worry.

  • We're not gonna actually be dead.

  • You're not gonna be filming like dead bodies.

  • I wouldn't mind.

  • Okay, I think I love you.

  • All right, we're gonna move into Causton.

  • Yeah.

  • I think this is where my family is gonna be a little when you're feeling self conscious.

  • Okay, We have to figure out what we're gonna wear to be dad's.

  • Okay?

  • But we're also dead.

  • Guys were in a coffin, so it's like our wake.

  • Okay, This is the most dad thing I could find is just a very wrinkled green shirt, black pants and my sad gym shoes.

  • It looks like you were in three different outfits.

  • Way.

  • Get your the fashionable dad on the gross one.

  • Although he's seeming to like you more.

  • I know.

  • Okay.

  • Where's my child?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Uh, have you ever been in a coffin before?

  • Yeah.

  • Are you ready for it?

  • So I'm thinking need, uh, trial, sitting in a coffin.

  • Dead, but happy about grandma behind the coffin.

  • Can't wait to bury them.

  • Ready for Theo?

  • Ready to marry you.

  • Okay.

  • So, sadistic face ready to try it now.

  • Feels okay.

  • What did I say?

  • We uber in my house.

  • Come on.

  • We're gonna take a family picture in the coffin.

  • All right, So let's start with Happy that we're like debt, but smile happy or just after?

  • Yeah, like we're in heaven.

  • Wait, Caitlin, you're breaking things.

  • I think that may actually.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Is this work all right?

  • Okay.

  • I was thinking for the grand finale.

  • Go to Toys r Us, and I'll let you buy whatever you want.

  • What a blow.

  • Torch it.

  • You want to buy something to blow torch?

  • Yes, Mom.

  • Okay, okay.

  • So anything you want to destroy what you want, I want to burn something.

  • Really?

  • What about her talking?

  • Ricky now imagine her screaming party open bubble bits.

  • Don't stick your fair in that.

  • Don't stick your finger in strangers between Barbie and GI Joe.

  • What's G?

  • I thank you back.

  • Kill all these babies.

  • I like that.

  • You pick the smallest one.

  • Fill the weakest thing.

  • This is baby show that baby a shook ia's brick.

  • You know what shook means?

  • I love.

  • We're giving you a G wagon.

  • Get in.

  • You good.

  • We will see there.

  • See there?

  • I want, like a daddy and son moment.

  • Like I can't Thank you.

  • It's like you're super sweet 16.

  • And I bought you here.

  • It is a sad, sad, and it's making me depressed.

  • Come on, buddy.

  • You need to leave the store.

  • Cool.

  • Wiley.

  • Uncle knew the Oilers.

  • Creepy guy that's in toy store.

  • They're starting for his young Sorry, but oh, my God.

  • Father and son hat party.

  • Your crime.

  • You wanna burn one of those?

  • You?

  • Mickey bounced back there.

  • We shall put him in his pain.

  • What did he do?

  • I think he murdered into conspiracies like me.

  • He's literally me.

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • Why?

  • I don't know.

  • Same All my conspiracy of its way kid on it.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Let's do it by Shinichi.

  • Name this character.

  • What's his name?

  • What?

  • You wish you look like Oh, my God.

  • Is there Mario one?

  • You're Luigi on Mario?

  • I don't care.

  • We're getting a picture.

  • This is for the instagram.

  • Okay.

  • Where?

  • Gaming channel.

  • I caught one.

  • If that's what you want.

  • The method.

  • Do you want that hot?

  • You look comfortable.

  • Thank God my mother would let me drive this like a I'm holding back.

  • I'm long getting this.

  • I could get something for myself.

  • I know the city owes it about me, but when you grow up, do you think you're gonna want to burn everything?

  • No, I can't relate way.

  • Don't get him.

  • We don't get him.

  • No, it's too outdated.

  • We went in this house.

  • Wait, I wanna whip with you.

  • Else been good?

  • I'm hoping for three minutes.

  • Perspective.

  • What?

  • Dad, you lost your child.

  • We were to go.

  • Where?

  • No idea.

  • You know, you found this video or something?

  • What do you do?

  • You know what I mean.

  • Oh, I found it right there.

  • It's okay, son.

  • Okay, We're not actually gonna, like use this because I don't want to kill you, but, yeah, we're gonna make a ball stand here.

  • I want you to feel the ah, with smoke is going right into your mouth.

  • Okay.

  • The fire's bright and it's ready for us to burn our first thing together.

  • I love you, son.

  • I love you too, Dad.

  • All right, let's start.

  • Say goodbye.

  • What's his name?

  • Doesn't lookit him.

  • Burn.

  • I can almost hear him screaming.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's beautiful.

  • All of it is stuffing.

  • It's gone crazy.

  • That's me.

  • Uh, I love burning stuff with you.

  • Next time, we should kill somebody.

  • Well, I'm already going.

  • Okay, So it's time to say goodbye to Jeff.

  • Yes.

  • How do you think I did?

  • Is a God be honest greens on a scale of one to So do you think that I'm actually gonna be a good dad?

  • Yeah.

  • Really?

  • Maybe it was so much fun.

  • So many good memories.

  • 123 Well, I feel really sad.

  • Am I ever gonna see you again?

  • Maybe things like the end of a tender day.

  • Great.

  • Well, you call me and we'll make this happen, so I'm gonna miss you.

  • All right.

  • Well, I'll get you an uber by with a live stream.

  • All right, son.

  • Let's live Stream 32 Okay.

  • Shane Dawson high.

  • There's nobody watching.

  • I'm playing.

  • How do you feel about Did you enjoy it?

  • Do you like it was amazing.

  • Like so we went to lunch with Toys R Us.

  • I'm just here.

  • I thought I'd tell you how many likes are we getting?

  • Do we need to boost up your brand, but we have three likes power.

  • We need We need to fix this.

  • How are you gonna get a brand deal?

  • Okay, that's how you spell my name.

  • But you didn't tag me way Have so much to teach you.

  • I love when my son gives me promo.

  • I was cut out and I'm not Anthony Video.

  • So you're not in it any more?

  • I was cut for time.

  • Yeah, because he doesn't think you played just way.

  • Go have done my daddy duties.

  • I'm tired.

  • I don't wanna see.

  • That was incredible.

  • I feel a weird connection with that kid.

  • I really want to adopt him.

  • But also, that sounds like a lot of work.

  • And I think I'm gonna be a good dad.

  • What do you think?

  • Honestly, he likes you better than me.

  • And I was not expecting that.

  • I know because I'm a good dad.

  • I buy a lot of things.

  • What do you think?

  • Like you really like, Way you're delusional.

  • He's my new son, and he's moving in.

  • Uh, guys, hopefully you enjoy that.

  • If you want more videos of me and my son, I was thinking of starting a series where I tried to do Daddy things.

  • For example, Go to like a teacher.

  • Parent conference.

  • Go to Boy Scouts, Government Ranch.

  • I don't know.

  • I have a lot of ideas.

  • If you want that, please give you a thumbs up sign.

  • Now also, make sure you spend about General Double only the notification because I mean, every day you go to sleep.

  • I'm tired.

  • I love you, son.

  • I already forgot about me.

  • Say Big family for the view.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • No, no.

No.

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