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my name is jacks up the guy and welcome back to 2015 earned even earlier than that.
Whether this game come out originally, I cannot remember.
I haven't thought about this game in years.
Welcome to besieged by It came out ages ago in early access, and I thought it came out properly years ago.
But I went on to steam today to try and look for stuff to play.
And there it was in the front page saying, Version one point.
Oh, had finally come out.
So I thought it was a good idea to get back into it and try it again.
It's been a very, very long time since I played this.
Some people are still playing besieged to this day on their part will be very happy that the full game is finally out and I don't have anything is different, but I want to try it out for myself again.
I forget completely how to make this thing work.
Okay, So just build up some some simple stuff.
There we go.
Yeah, all I'm building.
Look at me.
Go and then we just go right.
You just go Beautiful Success zone conquered.
All right, now.
I was never the best at making super complex structures in this game, and that's absolutely fine.
But I want to be better at it.
Stick a flamethrower in the front of this one, as you do.
Because why not?
I have to destroy an entire ramshackle with this one.
Yeah.
Yeah, Okay, I'm on fire.
But as long as I defeat my enemies, it doesn't matter.
The sacrifices worth it.
Run.
Chickens run for your lives.
I seem to have run into a problem.
It doesn't really work as a Nintendo.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Get away from me!
A dirty sheep!
No!
God.
Okay, well, that does that.
You see, the problem was the real story is too close to each other.
You know, I'm saying if he is a too close to each other, the whole thing go far apart.
We believed.
Relieved.
Well, little bit.
We're from each other.
There's go exactly according to plan.
That's my daddy.
Always used to tell me, and I believed him because he was a great man.
Still is a great man.
My talking like he's dead.
Boom, bitch.
What did I have to do?
Is that not it was there more?
I have to destroy the things in the back already.
Then that's much easier to do.
All right.
You can keep your hours and shove them up your arses.
I'm coming for your ramshackle town.
Mmm.
Nice.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Please don't kill me.
Please.
Oh, what am I doing?
Turn time.
Turn faster, Damn it, I'm coming.
I'm coming any second now.
Oh, shit.
Micro machines.
I can't do it.
I'm driving backwards.
Now.
You put a drill under front, and that's going to give you the self that you need.
And then on top of it, you put old cannon you see for the cannon, right?
I think so.
Well, we're gonna find out together and then the cannon Bank him away.
Toys.
All right.
Coming through.
Excuse me, B P.
I don't know why I decided to drive through the fire.
That was clearly the worst decision I've made today.
All right, let them have their phone there, and then we'll just go around my Sunday drive around the blocks and now we'll drive into it on now.
Drive into it.
But only one can shot.
Was that it?
I feel like I need more nice.
Should I set out to destroy the other one?
I forgot.
Oh, God.
Stop it.
Any day now.
Any day now.
That took a lot longer than it should have.
Oh, yes.
These are the fun ones.
Like these.
Once What kind of machines that I used to make?
I used to make stuff that was just bananas.
It was just nonstop, like blasting of ass is I think I was a lot better at the game back then.
Okay.
Idea.
Stick with me.
No, because this is about to get hairy.
Let's actually make them a little bit longer like that.
Ah, beautiful cross section.
And now, but the way is like this.
All right.
Do you see the brand work?
You see the brand gold, and then you would bleeds all around the outside of it.
No one's gonna fucking a lad with It's got a bunch of blades on the back of his vehicle.
Come at me.
Come on.
There you go.
Okay.
I was hoping for more of a spin.
Don't be a lot more chaotic than this.
This is garbage.
This is awful.
Take this back.
I don't want this.
This is awful.
I'm not even killing them.
They're just dying because the fire has sprained.
I deserve that.
That was an absolute win, or might be half my genius intellect kicked in and allowed me to accomplish my goals.
You're not even fuckers.
Hear that?
Yeah, I'm the smart one.
You the dog I steal, earn or and delivered.
So these are all the same levels as before?
We've done these before, but it's been a really long time.
And I just wanna have fun with video games.
So you know what?
I don't care.
All right.
Now, what was the thing that we actually needed?
Wasn't there like a a grabber?
There it is.
This grabber man is going to do the job for us, so all right, grab anything it touches, So I just need I wouldn't home, do I?
Do I need more than that?
I probably need more than that.
That I love That feels enough, but I'm sticking with it.
Stick with your guns.
Yes.
This is going to work.
All right, Drives.
At least there's one.
What a beautiful, sexy little machine.
I bet you're all looking at that girl like that's not gonna work doubting my brilliance.
Look at this.
But you all feel foolish now.
I bet you feel real dumb watching me be smart.
I bet you just feel real stupid, but a bit You know what task failed successfully.
I don't.
You feel real?
Stink.
I get basically accomplish anything?
No.
Okay, so I want a swivel joint.
Wait, How do these work again?
I don't fucking know.
There's too much in this game.
Honestly, let's put a bunch of pistons, all right?
And it's what was it to extend those hate?
It's really hates to extend those.
And I need to destroy that building.
So what I'm gonna do is put a cannon on top of it.
All right, then you go forward a little bit and then my gains.
All right?
We're a little off.
It's cause we needed more persons.
We had a severe lack of pistons that time.
It was honestly, it was stupid.
Damn it.
Too high.
Okay.
Well, God, Korbel space program would let me do it.