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  • my name is jacks up the guy and welcome back to 2015 earned even earlier than that.

  • Whether this game come out originally, I cannot remember.

  • I haven't thought about this game in years.

  • Welcome to besieged by It came out ages ago in early access, and I thought it came out properly years ago.

  • But I went on to steam today to try and look for stuff to play.

  • And there it was in the front page saying, Version one point.

  • Oh, had finally come out.

  • So I thought it was a good idea to get back into it and try it again.

  • It's been a very, very long time since I played this.

  • Some people are still playing besieged to this day on their part will be very happy that the full game is finally out and I don't have anything is different, but I want to try it out for myself again.

  • I forget completely how to make this thing work.

  • Okay, So just build up some some simple stuff.

  • There we go.

  • Yeah, all I'm building.

  • Look at me.

  • Go and then we just go right.

  • You just go Beautiful Success zone conquered.

  • All right, now.

  • I was never the best at making super complex structures in this game, and that's absolutely fine.

  • But I want to be better at it.

  • Stick a flamethrower in the front of this one, as you do.

  • Because why not?

  • I have to destroy an entire ramshackle with this one.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, Okay, I'm on fire.

  • But as long as I defeat my enemies, it doesn't matter.

  • The sacrifices worth it.

  • Run.

  • Chickens run for your lives.

  • I seem to have run into a problem.

  • It doesn't really work as a Nintendo.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Get away from me!

  • A dirty sheep!

  • No!

  • God.

  • Okay, well, that does that.

  • You see, the problem was the real story is too close to each other.

  • You know, I'm saying if he is a too close to each other, the whole thing go far apart.

  • We believed.

  • Relieved.

  • Well, little bit.

  • We're from each other.

  • There's go exactly according to plan.

  • That's my daddy.

  • Always used to tell me, and I believed him because he was a great man.

  • Still is a great man.

  • My talking like he's dead.

  • Boom, bitch.

  • What did I have to do?

  • Is that not it was there more?

  • I have to destroy the things in the back already.

  • Then that's much easier to do.

  • All right.

  • You can keep your hours and shove them up your arses.

  • I'm coming for your ramshackle town.

  • Mmm.

  • Nice.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Please don't kill me.

  • Please.

  • Oh, what am I doing?

  • Turn time.

  • Turn faster, Damn it, I'm coming.

  • I'm coming any second now.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Micro machines.

  • I can't do it.

  • I'm driving backwards.

  • Now.

  • You put a drill under front, and that's going to give you the self that you need.

  • And then on top of it, you put old cannon you see for the cannon, right?

  • I think so.

  • Well, we're gonna find out together and then the cannon Bank him away.

  • Toys.

  • All right.

  • Coming through.

  • Excuse me, B P.

  • I don't know why I decided to drive through the fire.

  • That was clearly the worst decision I've made today.

  • All right, let them have their phone there, and then we'll just go around my Sunday drive around the blocks and now we'll drive into it on now.

  • Drive into it.

  • But only one can shot.

  • Was that it?

  • I feel like I need more nice.

  • Should I set out to destroy the other one?

  • I forgot.

  • Oh, God.

  • Stop it.

  • Any day now.

  • Any day now.

  • That took a lot longer than it should have.

  • Oh, yes.

  • These are the fun ones.

  • Like these.

  • Once What kind of machines that I used to make?

  • I used to make stuff that was just bananas.

  • It was just nonstop, like blasting of ass is I think I was a lot better at the game back then.

  • Okay.

  • Idea.

  • Stick with me.

  • No, because this is about to get hairy.

  • Let's actually make them a little bit longer like that.

  • Ah, beautiful cross section.

  • And now, but the way is like this.

  • All right.

  • Do you see the brand work?

  • You see the brand gold, and then you would bleeds all around the outside of it.

  • No one's gonna fucking a lad with It's got a bunch of blades on the back of his vehicle.

  • Come at me.

  • Come on.

  • There you go.

  • Okay.

  • I was hoping for more of a spin.

  • Don't be a lot more chaotic than this.

  • This is garbage.

  • This is awful.

  • Take this back.

  • I don't want this.

  • This is awful.

  • I'm not even killing them.

  • They're just dying because the fire has sprained.

  • I deserve that.

  • That was an absolute win, or might be half my genius intellect kicked in and allowed me to accomplish my goals.

  • You're not even fuckers.

  • Hear that?

  • Yeah, I'm the smart one.

  • You the dog I steal, earn or and delivered.

  • So these are all the same levels as before?

  • We've done these before, but it's been a really long time.

  • And I just wanna have fun with video games.

  • So you know what?

  • I don't care.

  • All right.

  • Now, what was the thing that we actually needed?

  • Wasn't there like a a grabber?

  • There it is.

  • This grabber man is going to do the job for us, so all right, grab anything it touches, So I just need I wouldn't home, do I?

  • Do I need more than that?

  • I probably need more than that.

  • That I love That feels enough, but I'm sticking with it.

  • Stick with your guns.

  • Yes.

  • This is going to work.

  • All right, Drives.

  • At least there's one.

  • What a beautiful, sexy little machine.

  • I bet you're all looking at that girl like that's not gonna work doubting my brilliance.

  • Look at this.

  • But you all feel foolish now.

  • I bet you feel real dumb watching me be smart.

  • I bet you just feel real stupid, but a bit You know what task failed successfully.

  • I don't.

  • You feel real?

  • Stink.

  • I get basically accomplish anything?

  • No.

  • Okay, so I want a swivel joint.

  • Wait, How do these work again?

  • I don't fucking know.

  • There's too much in this game.

  • Honestly, let's put a bunch of pistons, all right?

  • And it's what was it to extend those hate?

  • It's really hates to extend those.

  • And I need to destroy that building.

  • So what I'm gonna do is put a cannon on top of it.

  • All right, then you go forward a little bit and then my gains.

  • All right?

  • We're a little off.

  • It's cause we needed more persons.

  • We had a severe lack of pistons that time.

  • It was honestly, it was stupid.

  • Damn it.

  • Too high.

  • Okay.

  • Well, God, Korbel space program would let me do it.