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  • my name is jacks up the guy and welcome back to 2015 earned even earlier than that.

  • Whether this game come out originally, I cannot remember.

  • I haven't thought about this game in years.

  • Welcome to besieged by It came out ages ago in early access, and I thought it came out properly years ago.

  • But I went on to steam today to try and look for stuff to play.

  • And there it was in the front page saying, Version one point.

  • Oh, had finally come out.

  • So I thought it was a good idea to get back into it and try it again.

  • It's been a very, very long time since I played this.

  • Some people are still playing besieged to this day on their part will be very happy that the full game is finally out and I don't have anything is different, but I want to try it out for myself again.

  • I forget completely how to make this thing work.

  • Okay, So just build up some some simple stuff.

  • There we go.

  • Yeah, all I'm building.

  • Look at me.

  • Go and then we just go right.

  • You just go Beautiful Success zone conquered.

  • All right, now.

  • I was never the best at making super complex structures in this game, and that's absolutely fine.

  • But I want to be better at it.

  • Stick a flamethrower in the front of this one, as you do.

  • Because why not?

  • I have to destroy an entire ramshackle with this one.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, Okay, I'm on fire.

  • But as long as I defeat my enemies, it doesn't matter.

  • The sacrifices worth it.

  • Run.

  • Chickens run for your lives.

  • I seem to have run into a problem.

  • It doesn't really work as a Nintendo.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • Get away from me!

  • A dirty sheep!

  • No!

  • God.

  • Okay, well, that does that.

  • You see, the problem was the real story is too close to each other.

  • You know, I'm saying if he is a too close to each other, the whole thing go far apart.

  • We believed.

  • Relieved.

  • Well, little bit.

  • We're from each other.

  • There's go exactly according to plan.

  • That's my daddy.

  • Always used to tell me, and I believed him because he was a great man.

  • Still is a great man.

  • My talking like he's dead.

  • Boom, bitch.

  • What did I have to do?

  • Is that not it was there more?

  • I have to destroy the things in the back already.

  • Then that's much easier to do.

  • All right.

  • You can keep your hours and shove them up your arses.

  • I'm coming for your ramshackle town.

  • Mmm.

  • Nice.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Please don't kill me.

  • Please.

  • Oh, what am I doing?

  • Turn time.

  • Turn faster, Damn it, I'm coming.

  • I'm coming any second now.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Micro machines.

  • I can't do it.

  • I'm driving backwards.

  • Now.

  • You put a drill under front, and that's going to give you the self that you need.

  • And then on top of it, you put old cannon you see for the cannon, right?

  • I think so.

  • Well, we're gonna find out together and then the cannon Bank him away.

  • Toys.

  • All right.

  • Coming through.

  • Excuse me, B P.

  • I don't know why I decided to drive through the fire.

  • That was clearly the worst decision I've made today.

  • All right, let them have their phone there, and then we'll just go around my Sunday drive around the blocks and now we'll drive into it on now.

  • Drive into it.

  • But only one can shot.

  • Was that it?

  • I feel like I need more nice.

  • Should I set out to destroy the other one?

  • I forgot.

  • Oh, God.

  • Stop it.

  • Any day now.

  • Any day now.

  • That took a lot longer than it should have.

  • Oh, yes.

  • These are the fun ones.

  • Like these.

  • Once What kind of machines that I used to make?

  • I used to make stuff that was just bananas.

  • It was just nonstop, like blasting of ass is I think I was a lot better at the game back then.

  • Okay.

  • Idea.

  • Stick with me.

  • No, because this is about to get hairy.

  • Let's actually make them a little bit longer like that.

  • Ah, beautiful cross section.

  • And now, but the way is like this.

  • All right.

  • Do you see the brand work?

  • You see the brand gold, and then you would bleeds all around the outside of it.

  • No one's gonna fucking a lad with It's got a bunch of blades on the back of his vehicle.

  • Come at me.

  • Come on.

  • There you go.

  • Okay.

  • I was hoping for more of a spin.

  • Don't be a lot more chaotic than this.

  • This is garbage.

  • This is awful.

  • Take this back.

  • I don't want this.

  • This is awful.

  • I'm not even killing them.

  • They're just dying because the fire has sprained.

  • I deserve that.

  • That was an absolute win, or might be half my genius intellect kicked in and allowed me to accomplish my goals.

  • You're not even fuckers.

  • Hear that?

  • Yeah, I'm the smart one.

  • You the dog I steal, earn or and delivered.

  • So these are all the same levels as before?

  • We've done these before, but it's been a really long time.

  • And I just wanna have fun with video games.

  • So you know what?

  • I don't care.

  • All right.

  • Now, what was the thing that we actually needed?

  • Wasn't there like a a grabber?

  • There it is.

  • This grabber man is going to do the job for us, so all right, grab anything it touches, So I just need I wouldn't home, do I?

  • Do I need more than that?

  • I probably need more than that.

  • That I love That feels enough, but I'm sticking with it.

  • Stick with your guns.

  • Yes.

  • This is going to work.

  • All right, Drives.

  • At least there's one.

  • What a beautiful, sexy little machine.

  • I bet you're all looking at that girl like that's not gonna work doubting my brilliance.

  • Look at this.

  • But you all feel foolish now.

  • I bet you feel real dumb watching me be smart.

  • I bet you just feel real stupid, but a bit You know what task failed successfully.

  • I don't.

  • You feel real?

  • Stink.

  • I get basically accomplish anything?

  • No.

  • Okay, so I want a swivel joint.

  • Wait, How do these work again?

  • I don't fucking know.

  • There's too much in this game.

  • Honestly, let's put a bunch of pistons, all right?

  • And it's what was it to extend those hate?

  • It's really hates to extend those.

  • And I need to destroy that building.

  • So what I'm gonna do is put a cannon on top of it.

  • All right, then you go forward a little bit and then my gains.

  • All right?

  • We're a little off.

  • It's cause we needed more persons.

  • We had a severe lack of pistons that time.

  • It was honestly, it was stupid.

  • Damn it.

  • Too high.

  • Okay.

  • Well, God, Korbel space program would let me do it.

  • Now I have the genius intellect Took both, huh?

  • Eight.

  • Sorry, I'm fighting for my country in this game.

  • This this is Ireland.

  • It's sheep.

  • It's rock and It's green.

  • Who's What else is it going to be?

  • Use explosives to destroy?

  • 40%?

  • Oh, I'll do more than that way.

  • Does this count?

  • No.

  • You never said that.

  • I had to survive.

  • I didn't I didn't hear on.

  • Did you hear that?

  • Did you say, Oh, destroy it, but live after?

  • I didn't hear that even once.

  • You know you don't need it, did it?

  • Oh, it's fine.

  • It's fine.

  • It's fine.

  • That's fine.

  • It absolutely worked.

  • Never doubt yourself.

  • Amazing things can happen.

  • You just need to believe all right, it's It's still intact.

  • But I want to.

  • I want to show you guys What what happened?

  • See, it's just a bum delivery service.

  • That's all it's ever been.

  • Can you?

  • Can you?

  • I swear to God, if I farted, did probably explode.

  • But crashing into Iraq Known enough.

  • You know what?

  • I finished it.

  • Move on.

  • I don't care.

  • I know I'm a genius.

  • I don't need other people to remind me of how smart I am, right?

  • You can have, ERM er I totally forgot All wood.

  • This changes everything.

  • A repeating crossbow.

  • Hell, yeah, That's awesome.

  • Hey, did How's it going?

  • Thanks for coming out.

  • Thanks for being here.

  • I haven't used a single crossbow to kill anything, but it looks cool.

  • And I'm very happy about it.

  • Who stuck under me?

  • What bits of what, lads?

  • Air under me.

  • All right.

  • I'm not done.

  • You think I'm just gonna walk into your village, destroy 2/10 and then leave again?

  • No.

  • You only to be punished.

  • Get off me a dang Christmas.

  • No, Everybody needs to die.

  • I think I've proven my point destroyed 80% of the monument.

  • All right, here.

  • You haven't heard of my escapades from earlier?

  • Because it was a real hit.

  • People were so impressed by my smarty nous that they were like Jack, do it again.

  • And I happily oblige when it comes to my fans who really just demand the best highest quality from a YouTube gamer.

  • Right, Here we go.

  • Get up.

  • Get up a small bit.

  • All right.

  • The sheep can't hurt you.

  • The sheep can't do anything to you.

  • Here we go.

  • No Bull's eye, baby.

  • Okay.

  • That was the big giant Harrop of Ireland.

  • I have destroyed it because the enemy had taken up residence inside.

  • I need to protect home and country.

  • All right.

  • Cohen is a tosser of sheep.

  • What's sheep in Irish?

  • What's sheep in Irish?

  • That's fucking discrimination.

  • Have you guys heard of my super powerful, all encompassing cannon?

  • It's all the rage in medieval times.

  • All right, well, I need something more than a friggin cannon.

  • Owen.

  • Explosive rocket, You know that?

  • Is that a dragon on top of my car?

  • Do you have a dragon on top of you, Karen?

  • No, because you're stinky.

  • I did cool.

  • And then you go, Well, I didn't help at all.

  • Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • I might just be the next great genius.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Didn't let go.

  • I was supposed to let go.

  • Wait, hold on.

  • Pull that.

  • Let me do over.

  • Do over.

  • Okay.

  • Yet you do this.

  • Hey.

  • Oh, it all came raining down upon you like the house of cards that you live in.

  • You just got defeated by a big, dumb, stinky.

  • How does that feel?

  • I mean, genius super mega smirk.

  • I have to grab one of these and deliver it just Can you?

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Raise me up so I deliver wood blocks.

  • Fuck.

  • Can you Can you Yeah, baby.

  • The lengths that I will go to is immeasurable.

  • Kill 80% of all sheep.

  • No, it's a little known fact.

  • It's because I'm irish now.

  • That I can actually teach you guys is the cheap hate fire.

  • I know it came as a surprise to me, too, but sheep absolutely despise the flames of Satan.

  • Probably because they're Irish as well.

  • We're all God fearing people over there.

  • So what I have device is something that not many people know about.

  • It's ah, it's a new design.

  • It's called flaming hell fire.

  • Um, won't use it on these guys just yet because, you know, you could just you just drive over these ones.

  • Thes ones.

  • These are stupid sheep.

  • All right, rain, fire, rain, Fire upon everything.

  • Now, I actually didn't need to fire it all.

  • This was really just to send a message to show people who was boss.

  • All right.

  • Still going?

  • Thankfully, the sheep have not given up on me yet.

  • Like I have given up on them.

  • This is really just a dominance display at this point.

  • Well, feck it Anyway, I was just I was just joking with the flamethrowers.

  • Guys, you don't even need the flamethrowers.

  • I mean, she just hate everything They hate people hating alive.

  • They just hate most stuff because they're sheep.

  • What else are you gonna do?

  • Eat grass?

  • Be happy.

  • No, not the sheep.

  • I know.

  • Come on, The woolly wondrous bastards come on into the circle of death.

  • That's right.

  • Everybody chased the nice shiny car.

  • I don't even have to do much.

  • Just drive back and forth.

  • All right, I'm coming free.

  • I'm coming free.

  • You better run for the hills.

  • Those air, not hills.

  • Make it up this.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Murderous death comes to the land of Ireland.

  • It's called many times for us before, But you never You never keep the Irish down.

  • We'll stay alive forever, and we still have a poor standing in the middle of it.

  • All right, I just need to make a care for this one and go straight through.

  • That doesn't seem so bad.

  • That seems like something I can D'oh!

  • The secret is in the fine details the secrets in the Arab.

  • If you have enough steal Anya, the nor Incan really do anything to you, ever.

  • It's what I like to call a power move Other people like to call a turtle ing.

  • There's really no wrong answer.

  • It's really all just the same basic design on Impenetrable fortress off death.

  • And if it comes your way, you're going to see your maker.

  • All right, Destroy 60% of everything.

  • I feel like I could do that.

  • I'm going to make ah power play.

  • I'm gonna put this on top of this and then just, you know, a big old remote bomb on top.

  • This is going to be my swan song.

  • Okay?

  • Destroy all the lads first.

  • Destroy everything you can destroy with your wheels.

  • And then we go for the big lads.

  • Yes.

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • I know you have it in you.

  • That a boy when this bomb is raring to go, this bomb wants to destroy the world.

  • Come on.

  • Well, you know, I got this thing weighs about six tons and it still can't kill them.

  • It's in here.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Monday.

  • Uh, what was the button for it?

  • Uh huh.

  • I could have destroyed more by clapping my ass cheeks together.

  • Alright.

  • Different plants.

  • Different plan entirely you're gonna want to do this now.

  • I didn't want to have to do this because this is technically considered a weapon of mass destruction.

  • So I can't really be held accountable for what's gonna happen with this Now they're not gonna attach to that.

  • So what you're gonna want to dio is also not be a dumb ass.

  • I just have some contingencies.

  • This is not going to work.

  • As soon as I get hit by anything, I'm going to die.

  • All right?

  • Keep the bombs open away from everything.

  • Oh, shit.

  • What did it?

  • Why are you stuck to my car?

  • Who are you and what do you want with me?

  • Okay, Still still getting destroyed?

  • That's cool.

  • All right, Different plan.

  • What we're gonna do this time is cold.

  • Uh, not that this one's called Fuck everything.

  • Nice bed.

  • Looked cool.

  • And I feel cool because of it.

  • Is the fire spread.

  • Come on, go up A little more.

  • God damn it just survived to the tower.

  • Nice.

  • That's it.

  • That's gonna be enough.

  • Spread.

  • Spread that the houses and burn them all down.

  • Come on, come on, come on, come on.

  • Yes.

  • Come on.

  • So close I'm not giving up on this design.

  • This design works, all right?

  • Made some adjustments.

  • I have forward firing gear now.

  • All right.

  • If this doesn't work, nothing will.

  • Keep those out of the way.

  • First said all these bodies on fire there go spread to the houses.

  • Oh, God, my thing is Oh, God, No, No, no!

  • Good God damn it.

  • There we go.

  • That has to be at this time.

  • There's so much fire and flame going on.

  • You get this burn.

  • Why is this so difficult?

  • I have a new little death machine I've given up in the bombs.

  • Bombs, Sock, This is much better.

  • And I have no fear of actually destroying myself.

  • This is nice.

  • There's a lesson in life.

  • You know, you can commit to one design you can commit to the past that you think you're supposed to be doing.

  • That's not always the best path.

  • Easy does it.

  • Easy does it.

  • Piece by piece.

  • The world will crumble around you.

  • You just have to be patient and believe that you're on the right path.

  • Hopefully, I don't actually have to destroy any of that castle.

  • I don't have any strong firepower.

  • All I have is that?

  • And now trying to get up onto this to destroy this.

  • A proven, quite successful, quite successful indeed.

  • Can I destroy the walls with this?

  • Nah, that would only be helpful.

  • That's fine.

  • I am going to try and navigate this hellscape all on my own.

  • It's not going very well.

  • Are you ready, kids?

  • I Captain, I can't hear you.

  • I Captain, check this shit out.

  • Okay, Both suck.

  • I finally did it way too low.

  • There was embarrassingly long.

  • Would you know what?

  • My machines to live.

  • Even with their master defeated and destroyed on the islands no more.

  • My machines will go on forever in the hearts of money.

  • All right, well, that was the first island done.

  • Now it's all in flames, and I have pillaged it exactly the way I should have.

  • I don't really know what else is, like, different in the game.

  • Now I could go through all the levels.

  • If you guys are into that and you want to actually see that, then let me know.

  • I don't know how far I get because I suck at a great many things in this game.

  • Trying to build complex machines.

  • I just like the simple things I like sticking a bunch of bombs on things and just playing through an exploding as much as I can at once.

  • But I don't know.

  • I think some of the later levels might be cool.

  • I don't think I've actually played them all in videos, but there's also mods and different creations and stuff that people have made that I could mess around with.

  • I know it's just going to be playing some besiege again because it really reminds me of the old school days of YouTuber.

  • It's just get in dick around and see what happens and have a bunch of former that.

  • But yeah, let me know in the comments down below.

  • And also don't forget that, even like in the video, if you enjoyed watching this for the dough mastery that it was, and also don't forget to subscribe.

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