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  • walk back everybody to, ah, brand new, exciting episode of Except the guy's funniest video for lovers to love one another us off, which I like to you is the only one for me Wait, wait.

  • I just flew back in from l A.

  • And boy are my arms tired?

  • What's under the judge?

  • I did the agenda for today.

  • You ask?

  • Oh, I don't know.

  • Maybe some goofs.

  • Maybe some gaffes mean some funny videos and maybe even some.

  • I'm not fixing to focus on my camera guy.

  • I don't care.

  • You think this is off to a great start straight away?

  • But you Baltimore If you were dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough smoke coming up a big bill.

  • Hell's car deal hard.

  • Break down.

  • If you're gonna find a parking a big bill, you can kiss my way.

  • Haven't seen something like this before.

  • I feel like I've seen a video like this before.

  • Have I reacted to it?

  • This is really familiar.

  • I'm having some mean deja vu.

  • If you find a better deal, you shove it up your tray.

  • Bring your time.

  • Bring your wife.

  • Well, that's right.

  • you don't delay without, so we'll rip your nuts on Big Bill.

  • Hell's bring your wife down.

  • Well, fucker, That's right.

  • We have Fuck your wife.

  • A big Bill.

  • Hell's car.

  • Baltimore is an exclusive home.

  • Amina Center Bitches in the state of Maryland guarantee Oh my God, that was wonderful.

  • Those magnificent don't know.

  • It's It's frustrating me that why it's so familiar.

  • I mean, I can't really find either I've seen it before or it's really like something that's it also reminded me of, Ah, that What's said Drink.

  • It doesn't matter.

  • This one looks funny.

  • Popsicle.

  • No, honey, you'll spoil parents tired of those out of control kids throwing embarrassing tantrums wherever they go at the grocery store, on the plate dinner table.

  • Honestly, that's just me.

  • That that was me as a kid.

  • That's adult.

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  • Okay, E.

  • I don't know if we should show any more of that.

  • Don't do that to your kids.

  • Be nice.

  • You know, I don't know if I should be mad at this or you guys sending me this stuff because I laughed at it and very loudly, So that's on me.

  • Goto baiting.

  • Oh, this is just like the began and one on my pregnant question on how to reach organ save while buster baiting orga seven Mustard, baby, I baked my mustard every day.

  • Oh, God, How can you think of so many different ways to say the same Where I don't even care if these air fake it's making me like this With, uh, every teenager's problem?

  • I'm looking for food to unite my Penis with God.

  • I had too much master bath.

  • So my Penis to a heck and writing also love how the videos just called.

  • Is it wrong to faster?

  • But is this the same person who did the other ones?

  • I don't think so.

  • But, my God, this is a trip in and of itself.

  • Things is what it was warning you all about.

  • This is the young coning in action.

  • That's exactly what it looks like.

  • Smell amazing in the hosts.

  • Are you tired of seeing yourself in the mirror.

  • Oh, yes.

  • You look terrible.

  • No matter what you do.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • You were speaking directly to my hair.

  • It's problems.

  • You gonna cry because you have to show your ugly mug to other people.

  • How did they know?

  • Introducing a revolutionary new product designed to hide your ugly mug.

  • I just put on the young and no more ugly mug.

  • William.

  • Ring it.

  • So let me.

  • Sure.

  • I shall play fun games with your kids, like hide that hideous face before I give you away at that hideous face before I give you away, man, It's just like being four years old again.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That sounded exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the middle.

  • I want you to release my brother.

  • Does anyone want Malcolm in the middle?

  • Welcome to middle squad.

  • Won't goto hell.

  • This is called a band ninja Turtle commercial from Germany.

  • What can a ninja turtle soup get back?

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no!

  • Stop!

  • What's that?

  • I'm sorry.

  • What?

  • What did they say?

  • I have no idea.

  • Are you saying that every time I eat a pickle, I'm eaten a teenage mutant ninja turtle Penis?

  • Also, I highly doubt that that was banned in Germany.

  • That just sounds like a click bait title.

  • Germans are not that easily offended.

  • A lot of people sent me this one.

  • It's the Jason Momoa Super Bowl commercial I don't even offer.

  • But I'll show this or if big, bad big brother corporations, they're gonna come down and attack me.

  • I think you've gotten your money already out of this commercial, but it is very, very good.

  • What is home to me?

  • It's my sanctuary.

  • He's so awesome.

  • I made him one place.

  • I let my guard down.

  • They don't shuriken just kick back and be totally comfortable in my own skin.

  • It's really, well, really understands at home, where I could be myself that feels pretty darn good.

  • That's so weird to look at.

  • Home is where you feel them really short, skinny, balding Jason Momoa financing that home with a personalized inconvenience.

  • I contacted around you.

  • Is that a great commercial?

  • Because, of course, everyone's gonna be talking about it.

  • But I love that Jason Momoa was like, Yes, let's do that.

  • That's why he's one of my favorites because he just seems like he's down for anything.

  • He's just a big dude.

  • He's just again.

  • Fuck it.

  • Let's have fun the way I wanna live my life.

  • I'm working on the big dude part.

  • Oh, boy.

  • I have not yet reacted to any of the flex stuff on this, mainly because I've seen it a 1,000,000 times before actually making this series.

  • So I felt like there was no point showing them in these videos.

  • But Flex Paste is something that I haven't seen.

  • Premiered February 14 2020.

  • This just came out.

  • Holy fuck.

  • Are we on the Are we on the verge of seen something brand new?

  • This is on Valentine's Day this year.

  • I feel swift here for flex space.

  • Fulfill Incredible rubberized paste right out of the tub.

  • Flex paste is super thick.

  • It claims.

  • Damn!

  • Just like you feel fucking thick.

  • Damn boy.

  • Top of the morning to you, Phil.

  • Don't fill.

  • What are you doing?

  • You madman instantly fills gaps and holds well.

  • Yeah, of course it does.

  • Any pace would have done that.

  • So does plaster Phil or drywall.

  • Anything like that Let tummy white flecks paste is the new hip happening.

  • Technology penetrates deep in the hard to reach areas.

  • You can shape it.

  • I don't know if I like hearing the fact that Phil Swift is saying that it can penetrate any area and you can spread.

  • It was a bad that I really want to eat it.

  • Read it, shape it to take on just about any form I really want to eat.

  • A stone, wood, metal, all types of surfaces.

  • Once it dries, it turns to this strong, flexible rubber.

  • It expands and contracts.

  • It turns into this big giant condom.

  • Flex based his top all.

  • Phil, No!

  • Phil, stop!

  • Somebody stop it!

  • No, that's a lot of Ah, he did it.

  • He said it.

  • He did the mean.

  • That's why we're here.

  • The only reason we watch these videos to see filled me in on himself.

  • Fucking Lovett.

  • What a baller.

  • You could create a watertight seal.

  • Let's mag rubberized coding is UV chemical and mildew resistant in extreme heat Driving rain or freezing cold.

  • Okay, come on, now, Phil, you didn't actually put it through those weather conditions.

  • That's just C g.

  • I.

  • I've seen some Marvel movies.

  • I know what that looks like.

  • Lex paste is perfect for projects, crafts and hobby is cool.

  • Shape it moved it for paint it any color with just about anything you can imagine the tiny train made out of flex paste like this, though like that they're not just trying to sell it to the people who are like, Hey, fix your boat that you saw it in half.

  • Fix the barrel that your chain saw.

  • No, both arts and crafts with your kids.

  • And when insects or rodents are getting into your home, use flex paste to seal up large holes that really won't dissolve, will wash away and it even works underwater.

  • Burn him, burn him at the stake.

  • That's pure witchcraft.

  • Burn a burnt, filled swift.

  • He probably just code himself in like flex pace, though, and he'd be fine.

  • And once flex paste dries, it turns into a strong, flexible rubber storms and floods can just sticks to any surface.

  • If I stick it to the surface, how can I take it off then to show that it's a strong, flexible rubber?

  • I don't know.

  • My my sniffer is smelling some bullshit fill.

  • Oh, fill.

  • What you gonna do to show you the power of flex space?

  • You're not gonna kill a chicken, are you?

  • I took this chicken wire face.

  • I took this chicken wire.

  • I think Phil's been left inside would flex space for a little too long.

  • I think the fumes are starting to go to his head.

  • Oh, it's okay, though, because no chickens were harmed during the making of this commercial.

  • Who is Phil?

  • OK, though, was he her shaped and molded it, then covered it.

  • Oh, my thought is making another boat and created the world's first flex space rubber boat not only see lower every hole in the chicken wire, but it creates a strong water tight.

  • Stay flexible and the inside is completely dry.

  • Oh my God, Phil, Phil Sub smelling the flex paste.

  • I thought for a second there were getting like the prequel to flex tape, where he saw the boat in half and then put it back together.

  • Now you can make a boat on a flex paste, sawed in half and put it back together with flex tape.

  • I think that the film's swift cinematic universe is even more dense and rich, then marvel at this point, absolutely no filled.

  • There is no greater salesman in the history off infomercials than Phil Swift he like?

  • He knows the product.

  • He has a hand in making it.

  • He knows how to sell it.

  • And he's able to shit post and Mim all day long.

  • My God, that's amazing.

  • And we saw it here first.

  • Jack Septic.

  • I variety channel it.

  • Except guys.

  • Funniest home videos.

  • Actually, 1.9 million people saw it first on flexible foot.

  • Just cause I lie doesn't mean it's not true.

  • Drinking milk.

  • It's literally straight up milk.

  • You even put anything in it.

  • You don't put anything in it.

  • You put strawberry stuff for chocolate.

  • Stop!

  • We're talking.

  • Would go buy some Stop drinking milk, Are you?

  • Are you a criminal?

  • What's the deal with milk?

  • When I was growing up, everyone drank milk straight with dinner.

  • I used to love drinking milk.

  • I'd burn.

  • Yeah, like that.

  • E, I don't even care what this is from.

  • I don't even care what's going on in this clip.

  • That got a great old chuckle out of me.

  • We could probably play slot pitches after this is just a bunch of topples woman.

  • Now again, it's art.

  • Yeah, he wouldn't blow the Mona Lisa, but this is not naked.

  • She should be.

  • I mean, you haven't seen the rest of the picture.

  • You don't know what more Lisa's wearing on their What game did it show slot bitches?

  • Let's start a topless game.

  • Also love these beautiful tags or titles or genres for whatever they are.

  • There's some real shit on the Internet.

  • Way to end it off.

  • He just says the exact same thing every time.

  • Amazing.

  • See, I feel like Phil Swift is the new Billy Mays.

  • We had Vince for awhile, Vince.

  • What's really up to scratch, Vince?

  • Kind of like Rose High, but fell hard.

  • Billy Mays Legend in the scene.

  • Phil Swift, A new classic.

  • Also, this really reminds me of the time somebody put all my top of the morning together.

  • Top of the morning to you ladies mind and Miss Jacks up the guy in.

  • I am wearing the exact same outfit in both of these videos.

  • You know why?

  • Because I probably records of both in the same day.

  • Theo My God, I recorded so many videos on that one day or two days where I had the exact same outfit.

  • People always come to me being like Jackie never and same outfit yesterday.

  • It's like, Yeah, upload a lot of videos.

  • I'm gonna change the short for every single one of them.

  • Thought.

  • Eyes is fucking horrific and beautiful all at the same time.

  • I'm consistent.

  • I have the same thing every time.

  • Top of the morning bodies like clockwork.

  • All right, that's going to do it for this episode of Jacks up the guys sitting in his home videos.

  • That one was pure chaos.

  • There was no instructions for this video at all.

  • You know what?

walk back everybody to, ah, brand new, exciting episode of Except the guy's funniest video for lovers to love one another us off, which I like to you is the only one for me Wait, wait.

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