Name: Jon Richardson HATES Not Being Clean & Tidy | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Uploaded: 2020-03-24T07:42:02.000Z
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The second conditional

Yes, I have 2 May have been married a year now.

So I've released a book to help other people who might not be as good to be around it.

It's based on the old adage my books called How to Be John Richardson in the Parlor.

Jon Richardson in the Kitchen in the bedroom.

Jon Richardson in the bedroom thing off every day Guides on just how to sort of think and behave.

So there's a lot on the tundra is that you might find in a pub.

Best hand dryers are Of course, if you want to see the fat on your hand Ripple, right, Of course.

But now they get that well in the bottom of dirty water that you don't really wanna touch.

So if you put a bay leaf in, it forms a consummate their sort of how to walk down the street guy.

They're so sort of How many points you would get for standing on each crack.

I got three grids here, so you'd have to make sure if he's still on the 1st 2 didn't stand on the 3rd 1 Is that what you were walking down that street?

Well, what I would do in this street, Jimmy, And I'm glad you asked Thing is this middle line here.

I would just walk down that, and then I know if I can.

I mean, it's quite a long stride for May that, but if I can hit a crack each time, I know when I get to the end west to be a crack in a crack out.

You gotta You gotta try and flooded the market, haven't you to get sales.

So I've got a year's supply of condoms or, as I call them, rubber jobs.

A society on the phone brought luck are stationary.

This custom made double desk tidy everything I need for an episode of Countdown on it highlighted there.

If I get nine or in case short hair needs a going over four color pen there for your notes.

So you plan your material with the black ink Your ad Libs going green ink.

Your air is going, Reddington, you lose Just a backup.

I've messed up a bit, though, because I brought a mascot that I thought would wind John up and throw him on psych emo and completely messed with his head and put him off for the whole game, right?

And then it backfired because I got put on his team.

Well, no, we don't just part of the show.

I know it's part of the show, but fuck it, but it's gonna mess him up.

He'll be all right, you know, it would mess with They said, like, really bad.

It was just a really untidy disordered cutlery drawer.

What we need given make something to do that just what this is gonna look like bythe You know, I could just do that.

It must be difficult for John's girlfriend today.

Every time she gets turned on, John turns off again.

Podcaster brilliant for anyone who enjoys radio hates all that annoying quality control.

You're more of a Scrabble sort of countdown guy than I am?

Yeah, I had a potent Scrabble obsession as a teenager on dhe.

Did you have a girlfriend in your teenage?

I could find girlfriend if the letters were arranged.

Yeah, well, she is my first language, so I would be on string in Welsh because he can't see new first language off Jim.

Now, John, you used to live with with our John Richardson, didn't you?

When we first met John, he was living in her bed, sit in Bristol.

And may I just say it was the cleanest bed sit I for Avon and Somerset social services have ever seen.

Then we moved in together a group of comedians into a shared house.

But John was I would not quite used to sharing yet.

So there was a negotiation about mess in which we would sort of go about our normal routine.

And John had these suddenly just let's just have a anecdote for an anecdote daily.

You tell this story and then Daddy will tell us you're never going to yourself as daddy have a child.

You'd be doing something on a little northern.

Passive aggressive commentary would start.

Just be in the kitchen and suddenly this voice would go.

Oh, you mean your toenail clipping his toenails intothe John, once in a fit of pique, was very frustrated with himself and, like a lot of us do, wanted to take that out on a mug.

However, what John brought to that was he was so worried about the mess it would make he wrapped in a t.

Well, it's a chance to plug my latest project.

Thanks to my own life, it's called Deep Clean.

I'm a fan of erotic fiction all down the street.

They could hear the screaming coming from the bathroom.

You'll never shift that lime scale like that, Theo.

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