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  • gods.

  • I have huge news, and I haven't even told you yet Gets what we're getting today.

  • Even better than a dog person.

  • Maybe we're adopting.

  • You're not ready for everybody.

  • Thinks I'm gonna be a bad dad.

  • Why?

  • Because I yell a lot.

  • I'm crazy.

  • I love fast food.

  • And when my dog get to knowing, I just locked in the bathroom.

  • No, You literally can't shove a child in a room when you're annoyed with.

  • Okay?

  • My childhood.

  • It worked.

  • I'm great.

  • Uh, no, I'm just kidding.

  • But in all honesty, we are adopting a child.

  • So I was like, You know what?

  • I want to prove people wrong and show the world that I'm gonna be a good dad.

  • Don't you fucking Wow.

  • This is my moment.

  • Gina.

  • What do you think?

  • Yeah, I did lose him twice.

  • Okay, so here's what I did.

  • So when I moved to L.

  • A, I actually had an agent.

  • They were called youth and Talent Connection.

  • Now, this agency had a bunch of kids and their kids were always in commercials and on TV shows and movies.

  • And then, of course, there was me who was killing it.

  • Look at my head shot.

  • Yeah.

  • I didn't book shit either way.

  • I e mailed them and I said, Hey, send me some kids.

  • Thistle is a weird.

  • So she sent me a bunch of kids and one of the kids I instantly fell in love with his name was Christopher Harling.

  • His pictures were so cute.

  • And he was in a little motorcycle jacket and he had good hair and he had cute eyes.

  • He's definitely from her jeans, not mine.

  • I also looked at his resume, and he's very active and he left sports and cycling and karate and gymnastics.

  • So yeah, we're not doing any of them.

  • It is, Honestly, he's probably richer than us.

  • Which is exactly how I want my kids.

  • Okay, so I need to figure out what we're gonna do today.

  • I need to get dressed.

  • I'm nervous.

  • Cheater.

  • Were you excited to meet a new member of your family?

  • What the fuck was that?

  • I thought that was a dad.

  • Burb.

  • Oh, we're gonna be such good dads.

  • Because what?

  • I have something coming and you're too excited right now.

  • You still have something coming, and it's almost here, and I'm excited, but you I It just is gonna chipotle.

  • Except for you Can't eat it or you'll go to jail.

  • Hey, Shane.

  • I know you're gonna kill him.

  • Last week we talked about getting thes coming.

  • His name is Christopher.

  • Just legal shape.

  • You know, he's an actor.

  • He's fine.

  • He's been on sad.

  • Okay, What do you think about me being Everybody thinks I'm gonna be about God.

  • It's gonna die.

  • Okay.

  • I think you're a great dad.

  • Thank you.

  • Is he already fed?

  • How does this work?

  • Well, I asked about breast feeding, but they said that I want to be loving.

  • You know, I'm excited.

  • Listen, I know this seems like a job, but I'm gonna take this seriously.

  • I want him to get some food.

  • I'm gonna take him to the store.

  • I'm literally gonna be like by whatever the fuck you want.

  • Christopher.

  • I want about the childhood.

  • I never had your like.

  • You adopt me, though I'm thinking like a toy store and just be like bitch.

  • Money's not even an option.

  • Quit.

  • Is he just getting quits?

  • Not sponsoring, but high.

  • Quit and just like, let it pick out whatever you want.

  • You taking the basket Robin student.

  • I'm over Cold Stone Queen, but like whatever he wants.

  • Okay?

  • He's honest way and really nervous when we Oh, my God.

  • They're coming.

  • They're coming.

  • They're coming.

  • Okay, that's a nice car.

  • This might be a downgrade for this gift from enough to buy gold.

  • Wait, Do I introduce myself like I'm weird?

  • Me?

  • You'll beat you like it's a date.

  • Just a chill.

  • Just be yourself.

  • You want one way?

  • You're sure delivers you.

  • That'll ruin him.

  • Should I get my button?

  • No.

  • I want you to know that I'm a successful way.

  • J.

  • Paul by with cameraman.

  • What do you got?

  • A leash?

  • Only got what If Mom thinks that I'm trying to marry her like I'm the new dad.

  • Why would you think that?

  • Because I literally, you know Hi.

  • I want your son Way I never actually wants a case is like costumes.

  • I e o don't know that for damn like ketchup.

  • Thank you.

  • Hi.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's your dad.

  • Your husband?

  • All right.

  • Let's talk about my raise.

  • No child sports drink.

  • What is that?

  • It's called a single origin chocolate, But they ran out of order.

  • I love my child.

  • Come on.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I have that thing is wear a top like, Okay, this is a big deal.

  • Okay, so this is a big deal.

  • And if you don't like this, that I might put you back up for adoption, We're gonna have our first drink together.

  • Thoughts way ready.

  • Why don't you catch?

  • There's so much I've seen all your videos.

  • I heard you say all first borns.

  • Don't worry.

  • Okay.

  • 123 Cheers.

  • Here's to our new, uh, family.

  • Wait.

  • Okay, so let's talk.

  • Okay?

  • Have a couple questions.

  • What do you want from me?

  • As a dad?

  • Like, what can I do for you?

  • I don't really know.

  • I love all your videos.

  • Okay.

  • Do you need, like, more loved?

  • You need advice?

  • Do you need me to help you with, like, a school believe?

  • No, not really.

  • You want retweets?

  • What's cool for a nine year old like you and your friends like party?

  • I usually play video games on my switch.

  • Oh, yeah, I got it.

  • What?

  • We're gonna need to see a full staff.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Grab your boats.

  • That that?

  • No, he doesn't owe the whole house.

  • You literally barf on my floor.

  • You could throw together while your mom's getting the weapon Way.

  • I am very well.

  • Have you ever had two dads way weapons here?

  • All right.

  • Show us your stuff.

  • We're done.

  • Oh, my God.

  • So how do you kill somebody with you?

  • Don't you knock him out.

  • I had a hard day.

  • Something out of my misery.

  • Fight who?

  • I love Uncle Garrett.

  • Let me see.

  • And don't hit.

  • Your child is very close to all right.

  • I love you, Dad.

  • With weapons?

  • No.

  • You know, that's one thing I don't like this.

  • Oh, are you okay?

  • Are you Are you okay?

  • Yes, I think so.

  • Like And also I don't like your gay canoeing.

  • He doesn't mourn his arms.

  • You're doing it with your body.

  • I want to come at me.

  • I have a gun right in front of the kids.

  • Okay.

  • I'm tireless.

  • See, I was thinking it's time for us like it's a food like first meal together.

  • Oh, food are you into?

  • So I don't have to be, like, super healthy or anything.

  • No way.

  • We're going to go eat now.

  • We don't drive around here.

  • Lee's birth.

  • So come in I want to teach you.

  • Okay, so here's what youtubers do we know how to drive way?

  • Don't want to.

  • So we like to uber have you ever uber x?

  • I don't know.

  • I think a brand deal, but really?

  • Okay.

  • What?

  • You're the restaurant.

  • The whole world saw, Nick, but I can only eat it for lunch.

  • Got it?

  • What about your state of chicken fingers?

  • Right down the street.

  • Oh, God.

  • What about Jerry's deli?

  • Have you been there?

  • So you press x l And now a big uber's gonna come and it's really expensive.

  • And it's a waste of money, but we don't care.

  • Is for you to verse.

  • I love teaching.

  • My son knew things like no notice.

  • Wait for this is a big deal.

  • Okay, This is my every day, bro.

  • Shirt.

  • Wear it every single day and I've never washed.

  • Never teach hours.

  • Your car looks with all the trash and bottles.

  • Yes, this'll perfect.

  • I'm gonna send you to convert to play.

  • Okay, Uber's here.

  • Now I know that we, like, just became dad and son, but I feel like we need a hold hands for this just to be safe.

  • I don't think I've ever held hands with the kid.

  • He tried the same thing with me.

  • It was weird.

  • Just way.

  • Need you to be safer on a hill this big over getting up way.

  • Wow, That was five stars.

  • Me and my dad loved that.

  • So what are you to leave?

  • I don't know.

  • What any of that Do you want people to know?

  • I don't really watch.

  • Sorry.

  • What about Jake?

  • Home?

  • I never watched.

  • Drag.

  • I'm just not big on having your big on.

  • Daddy.

  • Yeah, I just started watching yesterday.

  • I love your channel.

  • Ready?

  • Thank you.

  • Subscribe.

  • Do you like school?

  • I know.

  • What?

  • You get bullied.

  • No, because I'll be that killed them.

  • I took it with him.

  • I will find those little love, my son.

  • I will do anything for my son.

  • Thank you.

  • Amazing.

  • We're getting along.

  • Wait, don't do that.

  • Because you're a little So we went to the big people.

  • So here their appetizers.

  • This that's what we're gonna do for my chicken French fries, Salad way sent me food.

  • Or like life.

  • So are you.

  • I mean, I think you're chicken figure.

  • We're not gonna We're not gonna fight if you want the kids, man, You could have way should cover in that guy.

  • But how do you think?

  • I don't think he did it himself.

  • We're gonna be together for Yes.

  • I'm gonna do it.

  • It's a cry cry, buddy.

  • Both of us crying.

  • That's a crime Later.

  • So, like, what's on your Christmas list?

  • I have money.

  • Joy for several money.

  • Way.

  • Need to stop talking about Harry Potter because it's making me not love you anymore.

  • Wait.

  • What else you in?

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • I'm helping myself.

  • No, no.

  • Britney Spears.

  • Like her pretty spear.

  • Griffin?

  • Yeah.

  • What about Big Brother?

  • You like, Take Rather active Harry Potter, buddy.

  • What's a great?

  • So let's talk about food spicy.

  • We're not talking about sonic.

  • Do you talk about with other anyway?

  • David, Spell.

  • Get out of here.

  • That looks so good way.

  • I'm slowly realizing that I'm not for this.

  • Wait.

  • So we're on our way to my mom's house.

  • So I want to trick her and think that you actually are my child.

  • Like I adopted you was right.

  • I couldn't do it.

  • Okay, so I need you say things like, I love my dad I love my new home.

  • He has money, things like that.

  • Call her grandma.

  • Okay.

  • I love you, Grandma.

  • She might cry because, like, that's a lot.

  • She might feel old.

  • Wait, Your inaccurate Seemingly cry on command, maybe, Like, if I have time to do an emotional preparation Me when you see your new grandma, if you can cry.

  • So what do you think about to make you imagine?

  • Okay, your cat's dead.

  • Okay.

  • When you see my mom, your cat got hit by a car this second.

  • You see my mom?

  • I got this as we do this to me.

  • Like you were just like, Oh, you are gonna tell your mom that we adopted someone right away.

  • This is so you remember what you said.

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