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  • so raze it to the booth.

  • When your actual morning for me, that felt good.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • See, that's what I do every morning, Like in real life.

  • I are, gamer, I just wake up ago.

  • Ah, Top of morning Brighton.

  • Oh, I feel so good.

  • Ring ding ding.

  • Nadine, my say is actually sleeping, and I feel like I'm waking her up.

  • And I feel like I'm making all the neighbors angry, but be needing any dignity.

  • Ding top of Martha.

  • But Felix, I got a letter in the mail.

  • What is this?

  • Well, let's start here.

  • Okay?

  • Oh, I thought this was, like, an epic thing that was going to help us.

  • Is this something that's gonna kill me?

  • I never know anymore, Fisher.

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  • I don't understand.

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  • Remember what we did?

  • And we actually have paper.

  • Two and 1/2 sex.

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  • We should Thanks, bro.

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  • They're probably like, fucking you.

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  • Plus, where is Blip lot?

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  • Who?

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  • You swore so much that you put yourself in.

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  • He goes to Japan and he forgets how Thio record epically how?

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  • It's time for me to show the other epic contraption.

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  • Are you ready?

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  • Yeah, sometimes.

  • When a record in the morning.

  • People like what is wrong with him?

  • Did you play Minecraft all night?

  • Is he drugged?

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  • Why your pee pee so small?

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  • Trigger anything, eh?

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  • I need to make brain.

  • Okay?

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  • What's taters?

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  • Oh, my God!

  • You know, pulling on.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God!

  • The Oh, my God!

  • It felt so the map.

  • Oh, my God!

  • I fell all the way down through the world.

  • Oh, I didn't even hit the ground.

  • The game killed me because I was going through the ground.

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  • I want to see you from the ground.

  • Oh, I didn't want to fall off, but then I fell off epically.

  • Why does it always mean whatever is such a small, stinky smith brain?

  • So, Jack, I built this pit underneath that I was gonna put you in as a joke, but I don't like now.

  • That's mean.

  • Oh, my God!

  • I just fell anyway.

  • And you?

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  • Start.

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  • Come, come, come, Come.

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  • Oh, my God.

  • Phoenix Felix, fix Felix.

  • I know I give you I give you bread.

  • I give you some potato.

  • Don't kill Mama.

  • Mama, Take this up, Potato.

  • Go follow them.

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  • He doesn't know.

  • He can't.

  • He can't defend against off potatoes.

  • He doesn't know how he doesn't have the way.

  • Mama, over here.

  • Height.

  • You'll never see us.

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  • I'm not Mama's.

  • Okay, Mama, come in.

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  • I saw that way.

  • Get out of hosts.

  • You're not allowed anymore.

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  • Oh, I'm sorry.

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  • Come on, Boomer.

  • Ever call me Boomer, But I am.

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  • That was pretty cool, huh?

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  • Hey, guys, Welcome back to Mycroft today.

  • We're gonna build an iron firm for unlimited iron.

  • What's gonna need a six Villagers?

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  • I said I said that I would marry you if I ever played Minecraft and I were playing my crowd together.

  • Oh, I know where we can get married.

  • Do you think there's Minecraft prawn with cubed vaginas.

  • Don't ever say that again.

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  • This is perfect for our wedding because initially I wanted an alpaca in our wedding remarks.

  • You mean the fake wedding?

  • It was just It was just a wedding for the public to see it with the public.

  • It wasn't real independent.

  • You can have alpacas as your wedding person thing.

  • It is your wedding person.

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  • It's awesome.

  • Your your horse might have broken ankles by the time it gets here.

  • But that's fine.

  • Yours too.

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  • Assume uses violence to be happy.

  • This will be like we should make fan Osan Minecraft.

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  • I think there's a mount for that.

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  • Fuck this e kind of want to try that Mods.

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  • Oh, God, I got this thing on my screen.

  • I don't know how to get rid of it.

  • No.

  • Okay, it's gone.

  • All right.

  • Uh, here's something epic that I have.

  • Thank you.

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  • This is what I know.

  • Send somebody else to do is work.

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  • Are you ready?

  • I'm so ready.

  • I've been ready for 10 minutes.

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  • This is so disappointing.

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  • Is this thing is the complete opposite of desert.

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  • What do we do to our moral Jack?

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  • I don't know.

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  • Maybe he's like down for it.

  • It's like I want to play.

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  • He even looks like a tennis ball.

  • Oh, God, Yeah, yeah!

  • Come on.

  • Later.

  • Come, come, My lady.

  • My lady.

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  • 50.

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  • You know what?

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  • Chel Berg.

  • God!

  • Jesus!

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  • Jesus Christ!

  • Okay, one made it go.

  • Duty Creepers, Men, Wait!

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Okay, come on.

  • Come on.

  • Come on, sugar, baby.

  • No!

  • Well, gamers, Sorry for ruining Minecraft.

  • Okay, guys, next up, we're gonna make an infinite iron farm.

  • Thanks.

  • Thanks.

  • Thanks And sort of make accomplice on general.

  • Okay.

  • Good night, Cavor.

  • Thinking, Tonto.

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