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  • ding ding ding sad top of morning noises, Gamers.

  • Last time here the Jack Septic I Minecraft channel we lost someone very near and dear to our hurts.

  • Poor Inc, most playful of polar bears, died tragically at the age off to a skeleton.

  • Today I declare war upon all skeletons in Minecraft.

  • If US gamers don't rise up and fight back against the skeletons, when will it end?

  • When will this polar atrocity end?

  • No more, Parekh.

  • We love you.

  • In honor of poor Inc, I have created the polar play place.

  • Iceland is bigger and stronger than it's ever been.

  • Shut up!

  • Tracks!

  • This is about pouring your fake polar bears.

  • Pour it deserved a tower.

  • And it's my fault for not building it that he left us too soon.

  • So it is my mission today to go out and find pouring the playful polar bear.

  • Son, we're gonna go out and find their child and bring them back to be part of Ireland.

  • But first things first.

  • Guys, How's it going?

  • Oh, green Blue James Junior Junior Sam JIA going?

  • No!

  • Yes, Absolutely.

  • I get my God!

  • Wait, wait, wait!

  • Everybody wait!

  • I forgot that I have my cartographer man over here who has been doing some very nice things for me.

  • I put some ice walls around them.

  • I put him in a boat.

  • People said I needed a bed soon.

  • It's bad when you have boat.

  • Who needs bed in Minecraft when?

  • Boat in Minecraft.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • Gamers.

  • Eso I upgraded him a lot on.

  • Now he's selling me the Woodland Explorer map.

  • So I need 12 emeralds.

  • Onda A compass.

  • Do I have those?

  • I have emeralds, but I don't have a compass.

  • Hello?

  • Hey, Compass.

  • Anywhere?

  • Nowhere.

  • These black Because I missed the texture Plex.

  • Probably ever.

  • Probably.

  • Okay, I have a bad in here.

  • I might as well just give it back.

  • You know, Big cartographer Mad Need big sleep.

  • He doing big nappy.

  • I have one iron ingots, but I don't have any more iron doing Dermot all you need to go out and get some iron.

  • Where do we not have a pick?

  • Ax?

  • Oh, life.

  • They say ready fi seal.

  • You know, I'm saying cows, you know the same bit.

  • Oh, what are you doing there?

  • I learned to suffering.

  • Okay.

  • Good night.

  • Mr Mattman Truck took I I knew it.

  • Don't you dare run away from me, Chuck.

  • I saw what you did.

  • I saw this.

  • All right.

  • I know you want your progeny to live.

  • I know that you live under Ah, tyrannical rule.

  • But Cobiella worst Chuck.

  • I let you roam free.

  • Free range chicken.

  • You see that, creeper?

  • I could end you at any moment.

  • Get out of here, chalk!

  • You do, Creeper!

  • What you doing in my place?

  • Get out of here, You!

  • No, no, no!

  • No!

  • Gold!

  • Okay, okay, okay, Okay!

  • Pouring Did not die for this.

  • Pouring!

  • Did not die to see art and turn into chaos.

  • Tyranny!

  • Hori died because stupid skeletons get them.

  • Uh, get the one of these days.

  • I need to go find Earn Anderman!

  • Don't!

  • Oh, God!

  • I'm gonna stare You, emissary!

  • You come over this way.

  • Hello?

  • Hello?

  • I see you.

  • Oh, God!

  • Did you teleport behind me?

  • Oh, my.

  • Want more she needed.

  • And Osama, don't go.

  • I want to play your frickin Gaines.

  • Oh, hey!

  • Oh, there's two of them.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, God!

  • Lord!

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Theo!

  • Theo!

  • Why do bad things happen to dumb people?

  • Fight skeletons in the name of Pori.

  • Why do we have to suffer?

  • Wait.

  • Crafts.

  • Adami sucks.

  • This season is terrible.

  • Stall hurting.

  • And it's all stupid characters.

  • God!

  • Yeah.

  • I saw you.

  • I saw you.

  • I saw you.

  • I saw you.

  • I'm doing this.

  • This this, uh I have a hell may know.

  • No way would I have one of those.

  • That would be helpful.

  • Uh, what else?

  • We need put potatoes in there.

  • I'm gonna die if I don't have taters.

  • Skeletons.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • I'm not gonna die.

  • Two skeletons.

  • No, I'm not.

  • I'm just not.

  • I'm not.

  • I'm not.

  • I'm not allowing these things to happen to me.

  • Come on.

  • Come on, now.

  • You would go better crafted this.

  • Shut off!

  • Ah, because I wanted iron compote.

  • Who's the last time matters now?

  • Oh, no, never.

  • That actually did hurt God.

  • Give me a loan.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why is there so many of them?

  • Why is there so many of them?

  • Why?

  • Just get me stuff.

  • Just get my stuff and go.

  • Uh, that's not a sword.

  • You want to get killed by boat?

  • This is boring.

  • I kill you with boat.

  • You want to go as well Wait, Hold on.

  • Well, not yet.

  • Not yet.

  • Not yet.

  • I'm not ready.

  • No, I didn't seek count 10.

  • Okay, Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Can everyone just leave me alone?

  • Can't everyone just go away and everyone just stuff kill each other?

  • There we go.

  • For the love of God, I have decided that I don't want to play anymore.

  • I've decided that I'm not just gonna fall into your games, okay?

  • This is an abusive relationship.

  • I'm in an abusive relationship with Minecraft.

  • They don't like it any more weight with that way of Ah Fricker factor that How did you get up here?

  • Way.

  • If I die here again, I swear I'm ending the episode.

  • All right, guys.

  • Well, that was fun.

  • I'm just going to see you guys later after until there's internal in my boat There's a turtle in my boat and I can't get it out.

  • There's a turn in my book and I kick it in it.

  • Oh, don't you guys have any other friends to hang out with me or my textures?

  • All broken because they use a resource pack?

  • His name isn't a okay, Just stay in the boat.

  • Say that whatever I'm taking this boat.

  • Actually, can I get in the boat with you?

  • You take up two spots.

  • Hey, where are you dying?

  • No, no die.

  • No.

  • Only live.

  • You're coming back to Ireland and you're going to fulfill my teenage mutant needle titles.

  • But Polar Palace is not gonna melt, is it pouring Determination Never melted.

  • It never wavered.

  • Never faltered.

  • So that better not melt either.

  • Are you dying?

  • No.

  • Stay alive.

  • If they like good things happening, you'll get the good thing soon, bro.

  • Not till the show.

  • You doi brother.

  • You Doi Today See this?

  • Turtle skeletons if you turn, If you see a skeleton come towards you, you run away.

  • Okay, bro.

  • Thes guys, they suck.

  • Skeleton is my least favorite block in Minecraft.

  • Terrible people.

  • Okay, How do I get you in here?

  • I don't know how.

  • How work could I know?

  • No, no, no.

  • What just happened?

  • The boat's gone.

  • Oh, God.

  • Why?

  • Why do bad things happen to me?

  • People Okay, you're still life.

  • You're surviving.

  • That's what I like about you, Tommy.

  • The turtle.

  • You're a fighter.

  • Okay, We need to We need to sort this mess out.

  • We're having a bit of a problem here.

  • Bit of a crisis.

  • Stop!

  • Stop it!

  • No!

  • No!

  • Get No!

  • No!

  • Stop!

  • Stop!

  • Stop it!

  • This is not what his habits are supposed to be about.

  • Not!

  • Why would you guys want to leave Ireland?

  • It's such a good, nice, lovely place I have provided for you.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Everywhere you go.

  • As if he was just gone.

  • Wouldn't have explorer mouth.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Yeah, Nice.

  • Okay, from what I've heard, these air a disaster to get too, because that could be, like, 15,000 blocks away.

  • So we're gonna be in for quite a journey, Chuck.

  • No, I know what you're doing, Chuck.

  • You're trying to make me feel bad for you.

  • You're trying to get into the line of danger, so I feel something for you.

  • I you know, I worked there for a second.

  • It worked for a minute.

  • I will end you God, that premiere, you garbage boy stink man.

  • You see this ache?

  • See the sake?

  • I didn't even throw it away this time.

  • I just destroyed it against the wall.

  • Which is exactly what I will do to you if you don't cooperate, go on about your day.

  • What the hell is going on with you?

  • All right, I need to make potatoes as well because we're gonna go on a long trip.

  • The mass cooling of potatoes happens now.

  • Such a good farmer.

  • You've never seen anyone firing potatoes that fast in Minecraft before.

  • It's just not possible.

  • Only an Irishman knows how.

  • Potatoes or cooking.

  • I made a promise to a friend.

  • I made a promise to one of my former companions to take care of them when something bad had happened.

  • The polar policies left empty.

  • There is no king.

  • There is no queen.

  • You need somebody new, somebody new to take the mantle.

  • Hello.

  • I'm a friend of poor eggs.

  • The greatest polar bear that ever lived.

  • I need anybody here no more.

  • Port is global, warming real in Minecraft.

  • If it's in Minecraft and you know it's happening, there's no more polar bears.

  • They're all gone.

  • You're not a polar bear.

  • Time to head out on a journey.

  • A big journey of trying to figure out where the absolute sick this is.

  • So headed maps work.

  • Which way is north?

  • And my map?

  • That's south.

  • Okay, So if I face this way have to go top left.

  • Wait, How many jungle manners?

  • Mansions singing the jigger Barbers actually exist in Minecraft epically Because if you just go this way this north, that's north or you just go this way.

  • Is this like the closest one that he shows me?

  • Or is he just like, uh, you imprisoned me in a boat?

  • Just give me a bed in the eight and nobody didn't sleep with, so I'm just going to give you a troll map.

  • He wouldn't do that, would he?

  • This map is not moving.

  • Is it really 15,000 blocks away?

  • No.

  • And I'm worried that I'm just going in the wrong direction and read the map.

  • Wrong.

  • What suck very soon.

  • Ah, donkeys.

  • I don't have Sattler a leash.

  • Oh, man, Donkeys would be awesome.

  • I want to bring a donkey home.

  • Oh, man.

  • I would call you holding because you'd be Don Quixote so lonely out here in the water.

  • Nobody did talk to you.

  • Wait.

  • Where's my carrot board?

  • Gone.

  • Where's me?

  • Myself and I?

  • What did you do?

  • So I'm you're being sneaky.

  • Hey, no!

  • Show your face in the world.

  • You're a beautiful boy where you come from?

  • Silly little scams hiding on me.

  • Well, guys, I'm glad you're here.

  • I'm glad you're here to hang out and chat with me, cause for the ways I would have gone crazy.

  • Whoa, Part lovin, chanting.

  • Look at all the slappers.

  • Look at all these emeralds.

  • Not easily, Snuggies.

  • Nice.

  • Thank you.

  • Epic boat.

  • Another one.

  • What's this one?

  • Let's find out, shall we?

  • What's in this chest?

  • What will we see upon your bullshit for you?

  • End me.

  • What was the treasure map?

  • Hey.

  • Hey, I'm stuck 12 seconds later.

  • L have been traveling for 30 minutes.

  • Figured everything out of the guys.

  • I think I'm getting close, though.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Got bigger.

  • Hey, over!

  • Get their Gabor's.

  • Oh, I want to die.

  • Oh, this is taking all of my will and being Oh, How did you get here?

  • No, I struggled.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • Don't you strut your stuff.

  • Even something A puzzle put The Minecraft is a pods all.

  • Where's my boat?

  • Over there when I put it down here.

  • Oh, everything's broken, man.

  • Wayward, my ex Go!

  • What is happening?

  • Oh, I accidentally press Q a second ago.

  • There better be some really good stuff in this I I better be getting, like, the best loot.

  • I better be getting like a trident.

  • Uh uh.

  • Life a happy meal.

  • Kin Durant.

  • Toy kid ran towards suck these days Way get kindred toys.

  • He used to be like little things in him.

  • You got to build it yourself.

  • Nowadays whenever you get a kid or egg surprise.

  • Not even a surprise.

  • More like kids read full of lies.

  • I'm assuming this place is gonna be pretty.

  • Dang, big old, Keep your eyes.

  • Papers said it.

  • No, that's just a hill.

  • Okay, I'm going.

  • I'm doing I'm doing it to ups.

  • I need to go home or left Recovering it.

  • Yeah, baby.

  • Oh, that's good.

  • Oh, I was going in the right direction all this time.

  • Vindicated.

  • Don't fall into a hole.

  • Oh, hi, Creeps.

  • Whoa, is that it?

  • Won't.

  • Whoa, That's actually way bigger than I thought it was gonna be.

  • Whoa, I just would be like a temple thing.

  • This is like a whole freakin blood borne level.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Blood born respect.

  • Yes.

  • Much like if you love blood borne like I do only real gamers, Du Whoa!

  • That place is huge.

  • Get into the secret mentioned palace.

  • Okay, maybe Sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • Wait.

  • I have shares with me.

  • You did not have to die.

  • Tiny sewer child.

  • Make bed E.

  • I want T o this morning.

  • Save me, please.

  • Thank you.

  • Holy holy creeper, man!

  • Hicken!

  • Minecraft!

  • All right.

  • Where is this gigantic palace that I somehow lost?

  • Holy God!

  • What people Not living this How all right?

  • I don't think there's a front door.

  • So we might just have Thio do a pro game Remove.

  • Never mind.

  • Wait, Hold on.

  • Ah, thinking Oh my God, that actually works.

  • I actually did a pro game remove without even realized I was just me man Dude Ding ding ding!

  • I'm gamer.

  • I'm bringing this bell everywhere with me.

  • Good God, Does this place have, like, epic treasures?

  • All right, we're gonna fight for our lives in here.

  • We're gonna show them what it means.

  • All they do is grow flowers.

  • Hi.

  • He's like, Wait, how did you get here?

  • I've been alone here for 7000 years.

  • Thank you.

  • You don't even belong here.

  • Skeleton.

  • You're not even a regular.

  • What is this?

  • What are you making here?

  • What is?

  • What is the purpose of this answer.

  • May I need answers?

  • Hi.

  • Oh, tiny arms, Tiny arms canceling.

  • Oh, dumb ass.

  • I really need to be careful in here If I die in here.

  • I e o no.

  • I could just sleep here and then I'll be fine.

  • I stepped outside.

  • Wait.

  • Oh, I should've left the bad there, shouldn't I?

  • Oh, God.

  • He doesn't even realize what the stupid oh voices everywhere are those voices in my head or in the game.

  • This is so bizarreness.

  • Chests, each one full of nothing.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Why do people come here?

  • Why do people come here at all?

  • It's like going to the store to get groceries, and then the store is actually not there at all.

  • It's not at all what?

  • It's like an anvil.

  • Awesome.

  • More flowers.

  • Is there anything here?

  • Um, by God way Just hanging out.

  • You don't own your own way.

  • Is my right click not working to bring up my shield.

  • There we go.

  • Oh, God.

  • What was that about?

  • Oh, finally some good food.

  • Could I got a music?

  • Just I don't want this stuff.

  • I want stinky, stinky poopy.

  • Go away, stinky small brain place makes no sense to me, Jack.

  • A letter on a bunch of ladders.

  • What is this building?

  • It is just wool, isn't it?

  • What?

  • I swear if if this is actually like a terrible place to calm gigantic bed, can't even sleep in it.

  • Wait.

  • Secret ding ding day top of morning.

  • Oh!

  • Ah!

  • You think you can hide and sneak?

  • You can hide and sneak from a non nodded fastest hand in the West.

  • Or not.

  • Watch this.

  • Watch this, you ding Dane Secrets.

  • Hello, Foolish mortal.

  • How he hit me.

  • Okay, It's almost nighttime.

  • That means I'm actually going to sleep in here.

  • That means I'm gonna put my bed on top of the big bed.

  • Good night.

  • Good night, gamers.

  • Oh, God, not one of these.

  • Oh, God, I hate them.

  • I hate them ever so much.

  • Kill him 1st 0 God!

  • Oh, God, I'm dead!

  • I'm dead!

  • Oh, my gods!

  • Are you seriousness?

  • Give me stuff!

  • Get me stuff!

  • Get my stuff now!

  • Out!

  • God Almighty and putting on the Diamond Armory.

  • Got It's the only way, Mrs Up all my stuff.

  • Dude, this is horse plop, Ese, Look at this.

  • And there's creepers Wait for a gamer is very hard to come here.

  • Okay?

  • He's dead.

  • Okay?

  • He's dead.

  • Noyce have a totem of a dying.

  • That means I'm not gonna die in here.

  • Right, Right, Right.

  • What?

  • We have to have it in my hand.

  • So I just need a mandatory.

  • No answer.

  • I'm asking questions to people who can see me right now.

  • Would be a lot cooler if you did.

  • Sniper tactic.

  • He doesn't even know he doesn't even know Brow.

  • Sit up, boy.

  • Come here.

  • I will kill everything in this mansion for pouring.

  • He died and you lied.

  • I knew that the Irish bell would come in handy.

  • I I just knew it.

  • I knew that the Irish bell was going to be the thing that saves us from everybody in this game.

  • Oh, secret rooms, are we?

  • Hello.

  • Oh, God.

  • I didn't expect that.

  • Okay.

  • Fight each other.

  • Fight each other.

  • No.

  • Go!

  • Go!

  • Fight each other.

  • Not me, not me, Idiot.

  • I see.

  • This is the water and this is Ireland.

  • They were planning a map of domination.

  • Repenting a map to come to my country to try and destroy my land.

  • I'm glad I got here first.

  • I'm glad that I was able to end this coup before it happened.

  • Hey, dude.

  • Oh, why?

  • What's what's up?

  • You know, have glasses.

  • I can't see.

  • What's up with you.

  • Don't you dare use your black magic against me.

  • Another floor down.

  • Find the next floor in here is that we get up.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Be a big boy.

  • Big brave boy.

  • Thistles for pouring for X.

  • Give me strength from beyond.

  • Okay, get rid of this stuff.

  • I'm going to sleep.

  • Sleep Moon faces Tough.

  • It sucks.

  • I hate it.

  • Shield on do 34 by six.

  • I have six.

  • I could make this.

  • You What has happened?

  • It's not an IRA shield.

  • Oh, doo doo!

  • Back into the fray.

  • Back into the fight.

  • I don't like this door like this.

  • Tall old Karsh.

  • Now, now!

  • Oh, he hurts!

  • Oh, no, My egg!

  • Oh, he's gonna come You again?

  • Oh, no.

  • Okay, I got some stuff.

  • I got himself.

  • This is enough.

  • I'm gonna do what?

  • Gamers gonna do it, okay or not?

  • Because there's now this Kelly's.

  • It's hard for a gamer.

  • Let's get it.

  • Let's get him.

  • You would.

  • The black and white world.

  • They were trying to copy my Guinness design.

  • They were gonna invade me.

  • They had a plan.

  • Oh, it's a joint cat.

  • Whoa!

  • Excuse me.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Well, I can make giant animals back at my place is Well, that's what I'm gonna do.

  • I'm gonna make a giant version of all the animals I've lost because it's a face.

  • Yeah, that's it.

  • Bell dings no more For them, the bell dings only for top of mourning through this place is wild, but it sucks.

  • There's nothing here way.

  • Would you make this so hard to get to and have it be so big and so far away and all of that only for it to be nothing?

  • God, this place is massive.

  • Whoa!

  • But these rooms of obsidian Damn!

  • Okay, I still hear more people.

  • That wasn't the end of them.

  • I need my bell ringing here.

  • Hello?

  • Okay, I heard somebody, though.

  • Hurtling witchy witch.

  • Okay, well, my super epic sword that I had for so long is now destroyed.

  • So what's even the point of any of this?

  • Have to take a nap on.

  • I'm gonna leave this episode here.

  • Is this really all that this fortress?

  • This mansion had to offer, surely adjusts.

  • What's the point of putting these in the game if this is all it is?

  • I mean, it was kind of cool to go around defeat everybody inside of it, but I wanted, like, some epic treasure at the end of it, even like 10 emeralds or something would have been cool.

  • But I'm gonna stay here until the next episode.

  • So maybe you guys can.

  • Or maybe I shouldn't let me know in the comments if there's anything missing in this one, because I am not sure I don't leave until then.

  • But I also have to leave for the next episode because I'm 15,000 blocks away.

  • But either way, I hope you guys have an epic time smash like if you did on a see you gamers in the next one.

ding ding ding sad top of morning noises, Gamers.

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