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  • you guys ready to see the dumbest thing ever?

  • We're not.

  • We're not starting off too video with a regular top of mourning, you know?

  • Wait.

  • Okay.

  • I have some things turned off for specific reasons, but I, uh I got an actual bell way.

  • Oh, this is what it is to be a youtuber.

  • You just you make up a joke, and then you you make your dreams come true.

  • You make it happen.

  • Welcome back to Minecraft.

  • It's been a hot minute.

  • It's been a while since I've played the game.

  • Because the last week or so has just been crazy.

  • Busy on behalf, Not the time to sit down and dedicate some Minecraft and the way I would like to, Um So I have these note blocks turned off like you can't actually hear them.

  • Wait, if I if I turn this thing pales in comparison hours of the real bell.

  • But the reason I have these turned off is I made a new You might have seen it.

  • I got rid of the X p firm that I had and I made a new one.

  • God, shame.

  • Miss Junior Junior, What are you doing?

  • No.

  • Oh, because there's a chicken here.

  • It's because this chicken's here, isn't it?

  • Damn it, you're gonna Oh, man, I want to let you off the rope so that you'll follow.

  • But I know immediately since the way Minecraft has worked for me in the past that as soon as they do that you're just gonna die, aren't you?

  • Go deal with that later.

  • I have too many problems.

  • I see this, Chuck.

  • I see this abomination that you've put down in front of me.

  • This is not the stuff that I want.

  • Okay?

  • You're gonna hit it off a tree watch.

  • But I was epic.

  • You dare look at me with those soft, swollen eyes of yours.

  • So this is the new, uh, exp firm that I have made.

  • This was suggested to me by a couple of people.

  • Actually, this'll is the one that was suggested multiple times in the description, But get closer to it.

  • I realize it's quite so I've had to turn down these so you can't actually hear it, But you could hear everything else that's going on, so I'll turn it back up, whatever, and far away from it.

  • But the way this works is, it's the exact same thing.

  • We're using bamboo, and we're using cacti again.

  • But the one I had was using it that whenever it grew told enough, it would sever them all, and then they would come down and collected.

  • It would make it.

  • That probably wasn't fast enough.

  • You can get a zero tech firm, which is this.

  • So this is consistently building bamboo and putting it into the hopper, putting it into the chest.

  • The chest is putting into all these hoppers and putting it down into this, and it's cooking it.

  • And then the cactus is the exact same thing.

  • It's breaking it off here.

  • It's putting their the hopper.

  • Hopper puts a doubt into everything else on.

  • It's just consistently making green dye like a lot of green dying.

  • This has been going not that long, but it filled of all of these furnaces on its made all of this and I'd say about 20 minutes, which is like five times faster than the other one.

  • So I'm very excited to see what this is going to yield.

  • Oh, God.

  • What's that?

  • Oh, those are broken.

  • Thank Mrs.

  • Are you guys trying to raid my base.

  • Oh, dearie, this is Ireland.

  • This is harder to get into the most other places.

  • What did I ever know You're hitting you each other.

  • I didn't even start honey of this.

  • But you bet your arse and I'm gonna finish in here in a second tonight.

  • Great Legions of the pit.

  • Come on.

  • Come on!

  • Over here.

  • You're stuck.

  • You're my prisoners.

  • You're stuck down here.

  • Oh, God.

  • I'm still quit.

  • I didn't kill you.

  • I didn't.

  • Don't raid me.

  • Oh, God.

  • It's cause it's the Army of Chalk trucks.

  • Army are coming to kill me.

  • Oh, how did you get me with that?

  • And not hit me at the same time?

  • Get in that home.

  • That whole media that works, I don't even need my idea.

  • My idea was stupid.

  • Anyway, I'm just gonna dig from underneath.

  • Here s You guys are my prisoners now.

  • I grant you lied.

  • Saw that.

  • That was going to be a great idea, didn't you?

  • You all thought you were gonna have a grand old laugh of Jack's expense.

  • We all thought that this was gonna be easy coming into my mind, trying to steal all of my taters.

  • Did you Oh, quite easily gonna beat you with the trouble to get back in there.

  • No, Forever.

  • We're going for good.

  • I wonder if I could lure.

  • You know where the creepers in?

  • No, no, no, no, no, no.

  • There you go.

  • There you go.

  • Fight each other.

  • Wait each other.

  • Don't fight.

  • May frighten the creeper pit.

  • Oh, you say so.

  • I'm just down here minding my business gets here cause of chalk, aren't they?

  • You did this.

  • I know what you're up to, boy working for.

  • Also, I built this really cool tower thing.

  • Uh, this is my watchtower.

  • I said I wanted to build one of these, and I went ahead and built it.

  • You know, I'm not one of those lads who's going to say, you know, I'm gonna do this, and they never do it.

  • I said I do a thing.

  • And then I built it.

  • This is it.

  • It's stored.

  • It's not amazing, but it's stored.

  • And I'm happy with you guys Might also night.

  • Get out of here.

  • God damn it anyway.

  • Okay, You know what?

  • You know what you have.

  • You have soiled.

  • He's sitting on your throne.

  • Sam, Get him!

  • Get him their stuff in my mouth.

  • Get him, Sam.

  • You're uses Okay.

  • As you can see, the dog army is coming along quite nicely.

  • There are a lot of dogs in my army right now.

  • I have a lot of work still to go.

  • There's still a lot of empty space, but breeding dogs has turned out to be the most annoying thing in the world.

  • I could have followed anything but eggs destroyed is right in front of you.

  • Hit, you hit Did you get breeding dogs?

  • Has proved to be quite difficult.

  • I've been hoping on now and then to build a few things and build up the dog army just so I have enough stuffed on for this episode and building up a dog army has proven a lot harder than it seems, because when you breed a dog, you need to feed them a little bit, too.

  • Something whimpering.

  • I don't have to make them sick.

  • You have to make them stand to breathe them, make them sit and feed them.

  • I make them sit again.

  • It's a lot harder just going in and throw wheat and barley and potatoes everyone.

  • So it's taking me a while so I'll be back.

  • Okay?

  • And very curious if anybody down here, I changed the room down here.

  • I made it bigger.

  • I mean, at one block Bigger.

  • So I'm curious to see if anyone down here at sex, I mean hide lovelies, but each other?

  • I'm a baby's yet.

  • Um Oh, yes, there was four of you.

  • Another six?

  • It's working.

  • The babies are being made by making a different kind of army down here.

  • I need a lot more beds, though.

  • My boat.

  • You guys like votes?

  • You're both.

  • Yeah, whatever.

  • Coach.

  • I thought that you would look out for us down here.

  • The only customer we've had so far is a creeper.

  • And that's not good enough.

  • The creep roided explode the whole place and not make it better.

  • All right.

  • Nothing's making any sounds anymore because I had to turn off the block.

  • Sounds.

  • What are you doing in my swamp?

  • You're gonna have to get out of here n German.

  • You don't belong here.

  • This is my night Ivory.

  • I'm very agitated when they try and come in here.

  • Where are you in here?

  • I don't have the spotter anymore.

  • Why are you here?

  • Out how he's gonna kill me if I'm not Careful.

  • Back, Elena.