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  • heads, guys?

  • Yes.

  • Today I am so fucking excited to do this video.

  • Now, listen, I have been a woman before.

  • Like, you know how much I love my wigs.

  • And you know how sickening I look in my Kardashian close?

  • Yeah, that's a big old bitch, but I have never actually really try to make myself look pretty.

  • So today I'm doing a full drag queen makeover by myself.

  • I am not a perfection a ll drag race They wouldn't even let.

  • Judy asked me to sashay away into oncoming traffic and let a truck hit me and snatch my organs.

  • But today I'm gonna give it a try.

  • I have so much stuff here.

  • Literally.

  • I'm not kidding.

  • I have a rainbow selection of lipsticks.

  • I have this eye, but dazzle that is not fucking around.

  • There's glue in here.

  • I'm gonna rip up my eyes.

  • I have, like, a collection of clothes and wigs.

  • I even have some fake ass titties.

  • I told you I am bringing it today.

  • Also, these air.

  • Not exactly what I wanted.

  • I wanted, like, big fake cleavage.

  • And, well, they just sent me.

  • I don't even know what these are, but they are.

  • Wow.

  • Just like my titties.

  • Okay, so let's get started.

  • Actually, no.

  • I feel like you need to see my whole station, so let me give you a glimpse into this.

  • So first, over here we have my vanity, which is a mere on top of a tub of dog treats.

  • I'll set up my phone and I need to call 911 because I am definitely gonna hurt myself.

  • And then over here, I have all of my equipment.

  • I have my candy bra.

  • Have mike eyeliner.

  • I have a bunch of stones.

  • I have different wigs.

  • I have Jesus, I'm gonna need him.

  • And I have a cat that's currently looking for a home.

  • Seriously, anybody wants him?

  • He is looking looking outside Cheeto, wondering what else is out there.

  • Me too.

  • Okay, let's get started with my calculation.

  • I need to put my hair back.

  • So I'm gonna be using my please stop putting this next to a picture.

  • David, don't brick and tagging on Instagram because that is offensive to him.

  • Like Liza isn't just shook.

  • She's vomiting.

  • Okay, But first we have the Purell, our hands, mainly because I have been not watching my hands after I wipe my ass.

  • And that's mainly because I just read that so lazy, like, don't get me wrong.

  • If there's, like, a little piece of duty on my hand, I will like it off on my shirt like I'm not a monster.

  • Okay, now that we're all clean, it is time to get our foundation.

  • I didn't know what color I waas so absolutely a target.

  • Hi.

  • Do you have anything for somebody That's never been outside something for people who are so white when they take a picture, they don't even need a flash.

  • Something for a human glow stick.

  • So she gave me this.

  • This is it just has nude.

  • I hope not.

  • This is not the color of me nude color.

  • Me nude is governing hair.

  • Okay, I don't have a beauty blunder because I think I burned them with a blow torch.

  • I just like to keep my morning routine lit.

  • So I have this brush thing that I bought for some video.

  • Uh, okay, let's use it.

  • Okay.

  • Escorting their guess, We'll just put it on my face.

  • Let's get a little close.

  • I hate that.

  • Who?

  • God, This reminds face tunes like when you hit it too hard.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, I am gonna be beautiful.

  • I'm calling it.

  • I'm gonna be the new queen of YouTube like that.

  • Stop shaking.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is everything.

  • I wish I could just do this every day.

  • Just, like, take a magic brush and erase my face.

  • How?

  • Oh, this I'm killing it.

  • Pile this on.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Think of a guru.

  • I'm gonna go back to that lady a target to be like you did this.

  • Uh, she quits.

  • Oh, this is great.

  • I love this.

  • All right, so let's see how this looks far away.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, I look like somebody who lives underground.

  • Somebody who just saw the life for the first time.

  • Wow, this is terrifying.

  • Okay, lets move up.

  • So now that we have our face ripped off, we're going to move on to color.

  • Should I do my highlight or next?

  • No, no.

  • Let's figure out my eyes.

  • So I had two different selections for I should first have this which comes with every fucking color imaginable.

  • Nobody needs this.

  • This is crazy.

  • Why?

  • They're seven different purples, which there's only one purple Teletubby and that's all we need.

  • We need eight shades of pope who had watched that just like Tinky Winky getting his ass kicked.

  • But all laws like next and they're like, cover up your eyes, big baby son, you're not old enough to be the home of childhood memories.

  • Okay, so we have this.

  • We also have this which is called Chez Me, which is why I got it.

  • That's what my mom used to call me when I was a kid.

  • After she sees this, she's never gonna call me again.

  • So this is fun because it looks like that's all there is.

  • And it's like, Okay, I guess there's only a couple colors, but bitch Oh, it's like a dining room table that opens up for a party.

  • But you don't know it does that cause you never needed it is so I think I'm going to use this one because he's a little more glittery.

  • I feel like that's exactly what my face needs right now.

  • More shine.

  • But before we get to that, we need to pick a wig.

  • So I have two different ones here, and I need you guys.

  • It's honest.

  • Wait.

  • Number one If this is my drag queen.

  • Look, my name would be Nicki Minaj.

  • Yeah, this is gross.

  • I hate this.

  • It looks like I washed my hair with more hair.

  • It looks like I need to use deodorant on my head.

  • Yeah, we're not.

  • Next way.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • When you find your new identity, if this is everything Oh, my God.

  • If this was 2008 bitch Alby and everyone's happy.

  • This is amazing.

  • I love this.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I just leave it on now for effort.

  • Yeah, OK, let's just leave it on.

  • Okay, So let's do our makeup around this color scheme.

  • I feel like I am a unicorn.

  • Abortion clown, diarrhea.

  • Let's start with her eyes.

  • Okay, so I think I'm gonna go with maybe, like, a purple blue fade, almost like a pimp.

  • My ride.

  • If my face was a car, what kind of car would be Never mind?

  • I figured it out.

  • An army tank.

  • All right, so I think I want to start with purple on the outside.

  • But once again, guys, I am really trying.

  • I'm not trying to make this funny.

  • I actually want you guys to want to fuck me.

  • I want you guys to pause this video, bringing your dad and have a place smash your past with me.

  • Your dad, Like, smash in the head with a bat smashing with my car.

  • Okay.

  • No, no.

  • Hold on.

  • I can fix this.

  • Oh, my God.

  • How many wife wants to use a blue?

  • Okay, this is a little much, but it's okay.

  • We can fix it.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is looking good.

  • Wait.

  • I want to do something that I've seen dragons do where they put like white in the corner.

  • We bring out their eyes that work, do that kind of work.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Why am I so good at this?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sorry.

  • I just love myself for the first time.

  • Okay, so now that we have the eye shadow done, it is time to put on our highlighter.

  • All right, so I guess we're just gonna put this on her.

  • I never done this like right before.

  • So nervous.

  • Oh, no.

  • Ruined it.

  • Oh, no magic brush Come through.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I think when I changed my Twitter bio from comedian to get through.

  • I can't wait to have my own makeup line.

  • It's gonna be called.

  • Both my own.

  • Said called only it, Mac.

  • Okay, I think our eyes are almost done way.

  • You know, they're not.

  • So I don't know how to do this.

  • I guess I just take them on.

  • Who glare.

  • Fuck.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • I'm scared.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Is that everything?

  • Wait, is everything I don't know I can't tell.

  • Isn't everything, is it?

  • Nothing.

  • Is it something It hurts.

  • I don't know how I feel about that.

  • Never mind.

  • I love it.

  • Actually, no, it really, actually.

  • Really What?

  • We do it upside down.

  • That's everything.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm serious.

  • Guys, I am gonna change my profession.

  • Profession cuts me, putting a fucking peep on a power drill.

  • Right?

  • So let's put this one under other I Oh, I look like a gay demon.

  • That's okay.

  • So next I this I'm a little scared because this actually feels glue, and I don't want to do that, So I think I'm just gonna try to stick them on without it.

  • I think I did it.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Those are great.

  • All those changed the whole look.

  • I just went from a gay demon to somebody who went to Coachella and was murdered.

  • And then they found her body two weeks later.

  • Like this?

  • Oh, no, they're falling off.

  • Okay, I'm actually going to use this little boo.

  • Scared to put it on the actual eyelash.

  • I just filled it out.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • A little over my eyes.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Okay, it hurts.

  • Okay.

  • Fuck that.

  • We're not doing that.

  • Instead, what I think I'm gonna do is paint this highlighter little duty colored thing on top of my eyelashes.

  • Oh, yeah, that's great.

  • Okay, I also have all of these little face jewels.

  • So, like, should we actually do, like, maybe like, a little like I don't That means, But I'm sure there's some drag queens out there that could trained like that.

  • They're like, Oh, yeah, it means like a little something.

  • Something makes your Yeah, totally.

  • Actually, I don't even think I need this because I have this unless, like rainbow, that's gay.

  • Come to me like this.

  • Sorry.

  • No, that's too gay.

  • Okay, so now that her eyes were done less Hi, I'm sorry.

  • What I meant to say was let Skylight.

  • Okay, so I'm just gonna do what?

  • I've seen a lot of drag queens.

  • D'oh!

  • Which it?

  • Bitch?

  • That wasn't even intentional.

  • I am turning into them.

  • They just do, like a slight.

  • And then they do a slight when they go down their nose.

  • They're on their way, kid, But above your lip.

  • All right, so let's see.

  • Looks I can't really tell you.

  • Tell, is this chi letter fraudulent?

  • There's more cotton letters.

  • Another one?

  • Okay, this one is called French Vanilla.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • No, this one's really popping.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I love my new Thanks.

  • Can I keep that?

  • I could imagine just doing conspiracy theory goes like this.

  • Hey, what's up, You guys welcome to a quick video.

  • I mean, I guess this is technically a creepy video.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I love you.

  • What next list?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sorry for filming a video way.

  • Have a lot of colors to choose from.

  • Um, I'm thinking maybe the light blue for the purple.

  • She'll like the purple.

  • Might be more subtle because that's what I'm about.

  • Subtlety.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I just broke up with lipstick me when I'm a dainty queen here over her partner.

  • Lipstick.

  • Sorry, I'm a beast.

  • Right.

  • Here we go.

  • Ooh!

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is really looking good.

  • I'm so proud of myself.

  • I know it's crazy, but, like, I'm really proud of myself usually.

  • Just like like, today she is.

  • Okay.

  • What's next?

  • We almost done.

  • I think now it's time for clothes and accessories.

  • Okay, so this first outfit choice, what's cute?

  • Until I realized it showcases my hairy shoulders, Which fucking gross, Just in case you couldn't see them from far away where they are.

  • But we could just cover that with my hair.

  • Also, these fake boobs don't really work.

  • Mainly because you could still see my gross chest underneath.

  • But I guess if we push it together Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Sorry.

  • I think you're way better, like on one side.

  • No, I need to cover up that Children.

  • That's better.

  • Is there anything else I feel like?

  • This is it.

  • I feel like this is it.

  • Wait.

  • Every dragon needs a gimmick like they'll catch phrase zoos.

  • Where did you get drops?

  • Well, I'm not gonna attempt that because I will break my fucking lights off.

  • So here's my I have these little party poppers, You know, the ones that when you throw it on the ground, they snap.

  • I remember them looking that scary there was fired.

  • Well, that makes my next thing really scary because I was going to put them in between my fingers and say something sassy and snap, but trying to go to the e r like this, actually.

  • Know what?

  • Let's try it.

  • I'm scared.

  • Oh, my God.

  • OK, here we go.

  • Who?

  • Uh, all right.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Let's just do a test.

  • 123!

  • 123!

  • It didn't work.

  • 123 Way!

  • Who?

  • This beast is loud.

  • Oh, my cat!

  • Gino, do you want to be my new accessory?

  • Oh, my God, You're so cute.

  • Look at us.

  • You snatched my leave.

  • All right, let's try many catchphrase.

  • I'm so fishy.

  • I got to that Waas everything.

  • Group route College.

  • Well, there you go.

  • You like my drag makeover?

  • I really tried, and I'm really proud of it.

  • I feel like I look good.

  • I mean, I mean I don't look good.

  • I look, you know, like a bag of fun dip that somebody lit on fire through trash.

  • But that's my aesthetic.

  • So if you want todo more drag makeovers, I know.

  • Or maybe I'll like do it to my friends.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I should get drew a drag makeover.

  • All the major general video every day, vacation nothing.

  • You'll need notifications because I'm really rich on this website worth watching.

  • All right.

  • Are you going small?

  • No.

heads, guys?

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