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Do you want to know about Beyonce's twins?
Are they the leaders of the Illuminati?
Yes.
The unborn twin.
No, we're the leaders.
Now, that's a conspiracy.
Well, that's what everybody say.
That I love how much he loves Daddy time.
Yes, we are back, bitch.
Doing another testing cat product video, mainly because the 1st 1 just wins.
So well, I want to be flying pizza.
Bitch!
Give it to us.
Now.
I have a few things in here that are essential.
You feel like you?
Yeah.
Animal Protective service is air coming from me.
But today we have a bunch of other weird crazy toys, and we are ready.
That sounded like a two day.
Okay, so first, we're going to try out something that I've seen online before.
I think an accommodating this is a backpack for your cat.
Or, as I call it, a torture device.
A torture device where you can see them suffer.
So, yes, basically, I think it's about time that you wear and then, like they can look.
I love it.
So it's kind of like your cats and astronaut catch, which would make me earth accurate.
Let's put him in this Okay, Cheeto, you ready?
Now, just wanna stare outside which you were out there away from me.
Okay, Great.
Okay.
So I guess what we do is just open it up and throw him in there.
Okay, Chief, I'll be very gentle.
OK, baby?
All right, baby.
Just crawl in that backpack, okay?
Problem that U Uh, yeah.
Come on, baby.
Here.
Just crawl inside of that scary.
Okay?
Maybe not.
Who knows?
Here.
Look how fucking insane they are with Look, this is my favorite game.
Ready?
Hunger, games, hunger games, Other games.
I just love how much they get me.
Okay.
Oh, damn.
So easily, kid.
That.
Okay?
It's gonna be okay.
Okay.
I love you.
I love you so much.
I'm gonna get you so much for going to get out of here.
My mom trying to get me to go to school when I was a kid.
I get so much Booth.
Oh, baby, I think he likes that.
Okay, honey, I'm so sorry I had to close you out.
Okay, baby, I love you.
They grow up so fast that some going he won't be able to fit inside of that.
Oh, my God.
He's just John.
Only God, you go to space.
This is just like gravity.
Except your character wants to die right now.
I have to try to put it on.
Babe, I'm so sorry.
Here we go.
Oh, my God, This is so fun.
You know, we're gonna go.
We're gonna go high, being rock climbing.
That actually sounds like a lot of work.
So we're probably gonna go to Target.
But then we could go toe are they just got so much Maybe I should wear him on the front.
Oh, this is everything.
Okay?
I'm gonna take out the bubble so you can see Oh, my God.
I love his baby.
Look out of the world.
I think he's asleep.
This is my new favorite thing.
Kids, bring your pets to school in this.
Now, you guys know how much I love costumes for my cat, mainly because I love costumes, But I could never fit in them.
So I like to force my Children to wear them for me.
And last time I forced him into a pretty gay pirate costume.
So I thought, How do I make it gayer?
I got a little cop outfit and a cowboy outfit.
You are going to come out to me.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Gina!
Oh, my God!
I love my cowboy!
Yes, bitch!
Or Joanne Moment.
Let's go!
On the floor, baby.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, baby!
All right, fine.
I'll get you food.
Fuck!
There!
Enough room in this town for the both of us.
Oh, my God.
It's like a Western.
Oh, it's like a cowboy in his big dumb friend Fighting danger and getting treats.
Uh, what's going on?
What's going on?
Oh, all right, let's switch costumes.
Now It's time to make you a cop.
Cheeto.
There is danger to find.
Get up!
Come on, Gino, Let's go find the bad guys.
Come on!
People are hurting.
Innocent people are dying.
Don't you want to be a hero?
What if I give you some food?
Come on, Come on.
Let's go fight some evil.
Come on.
You know the bad guys air down here right next to this food.
Fuck you lost your hat.
A cop who will only work for food.
Sure.
Please help me.
Somebody is trying to kill me.
Ooh, that's bad.
But you got some cable, though because you got some cable and I think I can make it.
So you know, those twice that have, like, a little ball on a string And you, like, run around your house with it, put it on the floor, chases that you guys have a Yeah, that involves moving.
So I was like, How did I do that from my couch?
And I figured it out.
A remote control rat.
Also me.
And so basically, I guess it's rat that runs around your house.
And you paid for it, as opposed to the rats that are already running around my house, which were free.
I'm not kidding.
I have rats.
I literally have rats.
The apocalypse has been shaving.
Let's go play with.
Okay, Cheeto, You ready?
Let's play.
Oh, my God.
Getting to know you.
Oh, my God.
Food.
It's so fun to, you know, Get him.
Get him!
How do you get Jimmy O G o g o?
I got you.
Come on, Tito.
I don't think he cares at all.
You don't care that there is a rat running around my house?
You just gets food is not food.
Oh, groaning.
Oh my God.
This is fun.
Okay, We get it, like, now he's do fast cheat.
I was like, You know what?
Twinkies air.
Slow things.
Got him.
He thinks he's smooth.
He thinks he's smooth.
Hey.
Oh, damn.
About to get dirty up in here about things you got against you.
No, I don't.
Okay, he's out of control.
He's out of control.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
It's I don't know what to do.
Meet a party.
Just flying for the wall.
Who I think my rat is drunk Me When Taco Bell announces a new item Me When Hilary Duff faves my tweet I literally broke him.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, this is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Trying, getting his ass.
Oh, my God, that is so cute.
It's like a Pixar movie.
Except their parents aren't.
Uh Well, now that he's dead, I guess we can put him in a microwave.
Bye, rat.
What if that's how it Pixar movie ended?
See you later, Gino.
Do you wanna watch your friend die?
All right, here we go.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay, Okay.
That was bad.
That was bad.
Opening the windows.
I can't breathe.
Okay, So putting batteries in the microwave, Not a good idea.
Also, if you're wondering what that is, it's what my intestines look like.
So this next item is abuse, but not physical abuse.
More psychological, which is my favorite kind of abuse.
This is a giant, realistic cat.
This is so scary.
But what's even scarier is the people that would buy that because something tells me this is not like a costume.
Something tells me this is a lifestyle.
All right, let's try this on.
And then I think what I'm gonna do is just, like chase after my cat full force, Like I want to scare the absolute fucking shit out of my cat.
And my last video, You guys were like, Oh, my God, she does Eating white chocolate.
White chocolate will stop its heart.
Well, it didn't work, so I'm gonna do it the old fashioned.
I'm gonna give him a heart attack.
Let's do it.
Oh, my God.
Why don't you look good though?
Like, why am I serving attitude?
But I can't even deal with you right now.
This is like an actual serial.
Like I can imagine.
Like a scary movie with.
This is a killer, just like Look how scary this is like that.
Give me my God.
And the average scratches somebody to death.
He carries his litter box.
Paranormal captivity.
I'll go.
OK, Would you put on this mask and run around my house?
What do you do today?
What school went to wear hats in human interaction?
That's nice.
I did this.
Okay, let's go scarce.
And animals here, man.
I just wanna be friends.
Mayor, I think Cheetos just pissed, cause he's like you're a big ass cat.
Are you gonna steal?
Huh?
Look, it's just me.
Just me, baby.
It's just me.
It's just that it's just Dad in a big mask.
Do you have a boner?
Come on, babe.
Let's play.
Gino gives no fucks.
He's like, that's just my fat, older brother, you know?
Looks just mask.
You're gonna fuck that, aren't you now because my cat loves food so much more than he loves me or anything.
Really?
I thought it would be fun if I got him.
This cat toy that is shaped like this is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Are you ready for this?
This is a little sushi and it's toys.
This one is like the fish or something.
I don't know.
I don't like if I can't dip it in branch that I'm not tipping it down my throat.
Do this.
Okay, I'm gonna put these in his food dish and see if it tricks up.
Okay, Cheeto, time T e You ready?
Okay.
First, I'm gonna put in some yellow sushi.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hey, exit the booth.
We Gino, I have a white people roll.
Oh, wow.
No fucks.
Oh, you like the authentic stuff.
That's nice, Cheeto.
Oh, my God.
He loves it Is so cute.
Look, I have so much.
Maybe while you give me sushi sushi, but think you're really sticking to that Yellowtail?
Is that?
Did I say it right in my habit?
Yeah.
You try some of this stuff.
Lookit.
Lookit that salmon, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, this is so cute.
I'm looking more more!
More, baby!
More!
Keep eating!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh!
Oh, you got it!
Oh, you love.
Look at all that food!
It's everyone!
Oh, my God!
He is so cute!
Oh, my God!
That was accusing Every time I let also look at the faces.
He's making it so intense.
Like an actual drug addict behind a dumpster like Oh, my God, I love my little baby.
Oh, cat meat!
You wa coming on literally a fat stripper just wrapping his body around the pole, eating food at the same time.
Me If I was a stripper.
Oh, always using it as a yes bitch, you bitch, to a slide Do trick.
I love my stripper child.
Okay, so this next thing is similar Thio the purse that I cheat on him last time but more violent.
This is a little bag that you put your cat inside of and then shove his toenails out of it and cut them off.
But this would also be used by the cat killer.
Also, all the instructions were in Japanese, so I'm guessing I just shut my cat in a bag and cut his fingers off.
Piccio.
Here's your new bag.
Come on, baby.
Gonna cut your tone.
Animals just like a sweatshirt.
Never mind.
I don't do it.
Come on.
Maybe it's not torture you to do it for you, honey.
What would David number do?
He would do it.
Come on, sweetie.
listen to Carly and air would do you?
Oh, my God, This is so cute.
Oh, my God.
I'm dying.
Oh, my God!
It is so cute.
Big pasta way.
You've got this area and then I just cut your nails through this hole spa day.
Get me on the spot, so I'll take you out.
But I was gonna give you Manny.
That's not it.
Slightly interested, right?
He's like, but are you gonna give me Marvel Teams like a trick or treat bag, though?
Wait, are you ready for this?
Winning?
Okay.
Me, My snuggie on Saturday.
You must be actually really miserable if you don't want Cheetos.
Oh, my God.
I mean, just being comfy.
He's like this my eating soup Because I love that sometimes I wish I could just, like, put on a big old suit lay around in the way Now is just like to go.
No, fox, He's my That would be very bad for you.
Stop!
All right, let's take you out of this suit.
Hey, Eating out of sync.
Why are you so relatable?
Okay, so this next thing I'm really excited about because I've been compared to the Grinch mainly because of the shape and the amount of hair on my shape.
And because the branch also has a very depressed looking dog who wants to die like I do, and I don't know what roast beef is, but I didn't, so I got Grinch fingers.
Now, these are play with your cat while he thinks you're an actual scary, evil monster, which is how it goes.
Oh, my God!
Tha This is everything.
Oh, my God.
Instant magazine cover shoot.
If I had a magazine, what would it be called?
Who?
The fire starter.
Because, like, you could throw it in a bonfire, just, like get started.
All right, let's go steal Christmas.
Cheeto.
I'm coming.
I just gotta figure out how to use these new nails.
They're not that functional, but they look good.
Hold on.
Let me just answer my phone.
Let me just check my Twitter.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
I love these nails Now.
I'm very, very happy with them.
Oh, okay.
Well, let me just pick that up.
Campbell's got it.
All right, We're close.
We're close.
Okay, You know what?
I'll just get a later, Okay?
Let's play.
Hi.
You wanna play Oh, Do you like it?
Are you?
You're terrified.
Are you scared of it?
Yeah.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Is it really intense?
It really scary.
No, Dammit!
That sushi is tearing us apart.
Look, look.
Look how cool they are.
Look.
All right, well, let's see if you know, like it.
Look, I love petting dogs.
Sorry.
Hope Sorry.
Trying to try and put your head.
Oh, God.
Sorry about that.
My nails.
You know, they're new, but he likes it.
Oh, who?
Hold on.
Let me just grab a book.
Who?
Which one should I read?
Connor?
Friends.
I don't mind if I D'oh, I got it.
I got a couple of them can Hold on.
Let me just I got it.
How?
Just listen to the audio book.
Let's just go on the computer and check out my Twitter, okay?
Yeah, Okay.
I might need to trim them.
Go.
I hope you enjoy this public service announcement for somebody to save my cat.
I know.
I'm just getting He loves me.
Don't you more judo.
He doesn't really talk much.
Come on, Tito, prove that you love me.
Okay.
Take your nails on my back.
That would be a good start.
No out.
Come on, show them how much you care.
It's so crazy how he's literally saying no.
All right, guys, hopefully you enjoy this.
Just a CZ much cheetah dead.
Make sure to give it a big pop up.
If you want us to do more videos, you love me, right?
See, when he moves away from my kiss, that's because he's playing hard to get.
No, no.
Yeah.
Who?
That was the screen.
All right, I'm gonna put your baby.
All right.
Go rip up all my shit.
All right, you guys, I'm gonna go make sure to subscribe to my channel and get a notification battle right down below, because I make videos today.
And if you want my last try and catch my video, I'll put a description, right, And I will see you little angry, scared cats tomorrow.
Bar.