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  • Yes, top of the morning to you.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Welcome to my humble abode with me, myself and I.

  • How are you doing?

  • Jets?

  • Very good.

  • Acey.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, Chamblee.

  • Welcome.

  • Untitled goose game by house House.

  • I've been really scared about this game for, like, two years.

  • I've seen it at Pax years ago.

  • Brush my teeth with my finger.

  • I've been really excited about this game.

  • It looks absolutely bonkers.

  • It looks so silly.

  • You control a goose and you go around terrorizing people.

  • What else do you want out of a video game?

  • I don't know what else I want out of a video game except fun.

  • Joy.

  • Laughter.

  • It's loading something.

  • Express space.

  • The young or your cook.

  • Hello?

  • Hey.

  • Yes, We got the animations were actually really good.

  • Double click or click to move.

  • Oh, Okay.

  • Well, I don't need this.

  • Then get out of here, you smelly controller, thinking it owns Earth.

  • Yu Kyung, Who builds what?

  • The boats.

  • This is my plan.

  • Double take to run.

  • Oh, yes.

  • You're gonna get messed up by a goose.

  • It's ridiculous.

  • I love it.

  • Uh, I haven't even ever gonna begins geese before I'm Irish.

  • So why Life is just running around all over the place anyway.

  • Boy, when you go out into the light it and you see a ghost out there, they'll young the ankles off your bro.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Eat boot.

  • These boots are made for walking, and I made for boot bent down to pick things up off the ground.

  • Oh, yes, I can.

  • And the coolest goose around.

  • My fault.

  • Yes.

  • What bowl?

  • Okay, delightful.

  • I love this.

  • Who out there is not smiling right now?

  • There's no way you're watching this video and you're not smiling because this is delightful.

  • This is peak Gaming is exactly what video games are about.

  • How do I throw?

  • Oh, I don't Hello.

  • Can I?

  • You can hide away.

  • 00 yeah.

  • Good.

  • Jeez, I'm a goose on a mission.

  • I'm going to destroy the world Extra.

  • Spread your wings.

  • Oh, things delightful.

  • I actually feel like who's out there from house?

  • I was just sat down and was like, You know what?

  • You know what America needs?

  • Geese, mate.

  • This don't get me wrong.

  • I am absolutely thrilled that you did.

  • But the fact that you made a whole game about geese It was just amazing.

  • Can it fly?

  • Geese can fly south for the winter.

  • Maybe that's the whole point of this game.

  • Maybe it's like journey, maybe like a salmon swimming upstream.

  • Maybe I'm a goose trying to make it south for the winter.

  • So I don't die.

  • Was Mr Being here having a picnic I found?

  • Have you ever seen that absolute, Mr Bean?

  • It's amazing.

  • Sandwich.

  • I have sandwich.

  • Now, this is my sandwich, but of the rest of you can have my sandwich.

  • This is my sandwich.

  • Hello, young am.

  • Goose can kill.

  • Kill.

  • Oh, soggy, wet sandwiches.

  • No one likes him.

  • Take that.

  • Deeds have been fired.

  • Two oppressed over the years.

  • It's time to fight back.

  • Geese, Brothers.

  • I just ruined your whole day.

  • I think is funny.

  • God.

  • Okay.

  • Can we move along?

  • Can I just Oh, man, Don't have been epic.

  • We could move the long.

  • Do some yard work, actually do some chores.

  • Presstop dizzy Your to do list?

  • What do I have to do?

  • Get into the garden.

  • Get the groundskeeper Went Stand the groundskeepers keys.

  • I'm an asshole.

  • We knew that already.

  • I'm a goose.

  • Ah, yes.

  • Let's zoom in O Yes!

  • Yes!

  • Oh, Chaos comes in goose form.

  • You're thought that the apocalypse is going to come.

  • We're like Satan.

  • Rain fire down from Is there a fire down from anything?

  • He say he rains fire from the ground.

  • You all thought that that was gonna be how how the apocalypse came about, but no goose apocalypse.

  • Okay?

  • I can't go that way.

  • Well, I could if I just flap hard enough.

  • Look, Fleming, Flap, flap your wings.

  • Oh, do you think if I got two of these and a flat hard enough, I could take off?

  • Go back to Ireland?

  • Hello?

  • Killed?

  • I'm Goose.

  • Okay.

  • Hi.

  • Right.

  • But that's Mike.

  • Get given here.

  • But he's got keys from why he's come here.

  • You have a second groundskeeper.

  • He's like, What the hell is wrong with that goose?

  • Okay.

  • I mean, Packer voice.

  • I have to get the groundskeeper wet.

  • How do I make him wait?

  • Do I have to start taking off my feathers?

  • Uh huh.

  • Look at me.

  • I'm ruining it.

  • I'm running into you like this.

  • I'm ruining everything.

  • I need to do something here.

  • I need to be able to get him over here and then I could get away with things.

  • Okay.

  • You need to trouble.

  • I get the troll.

  • My troll.

  • Maybe I could just be helpful.

  • Here you go.

  • It's gonna be a helpful goose.

  • I want to follow you around.

  • Can you be my friend?

  • I have no friends on Mikey's friends.

  • Left south for the winter, But I can't fly.

  • See?

  • No working Cam Goose.

  • No kidding.

  • Give me, Uh, don't hit me.

  • Jeez.

  • Got your boots, bitch.

  • They're my boots now.

  • They love me.

  • Put his boots hearing.

  • Maybe that'll make him see the errors of his ways to pick up anything here.

  • Who?

  • Time to replant?

  • No, he needs watering.

  • Can my water again?

  • Best goose like this?

  • Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • It's going right here.

  • I have a plan.

  • I have a dastardly goose plan.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Can you not?

  • Doesn't turn very well.

  • He's a goose, but he controls the Ford Focus.

  • All right, come on.

  • My evil goose plan kicking into fruition.

  • Yes, yes, yes!

  • No.

  • Get the jacket.

  • Roots.

  • I used to get closer, though.

  • I I got away now.

  • You're gonna get Maki.

  • No, damn it, I got him.

  • I got the keys.

  • I got the keys.

  • No, you will never take me alive.

  • What's my next to do?

  • Make the groundskeeper where his sun hat rake in the lake?

  • Well, that's easy.

  • Wait.

  • I don't actually have to do anything with keys.

  • Go!

  • Stay.

  • Wait!

  • See what told Ding it.

  • He'll kill Cam.

  • Goose doesn't jam jam sandwiches.

  • He lost the jam.

  • I know where it is.

  • You'll never find it.

  • Can kill em.

  • Goose e.

  • You don't, bro.

  • We'll be friends.

  • Hey, I'm a nice goose.

  • I do nice things for nice people, but you is an asshole.

  • Don't kill.

  • I'm Goose young lady friend.

  • I'm Secret Goose.

  • The one in the shadows.

  • The one who will strike.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I need to get away of, like, taking his hat or something.

  • I need to make it where his son.

  • Hat on.

  • I can turn up the sun unless it's like a little face to get.

  • I'm so dastardly, an evil.

  • I also need to bring his rake.

  • I need to put his rake in the lake.

  • I could do it.

  • I have the power.

  • I'm such a strong goose.

  • Later bits.

  • What?

  • Good luck breaking your leaves now.

  • now he'll never find it.

  • Oh, nibbles, ankles.

  • But I never lose ankles.

  • Come here.

  • I'm an evil goose.

  • I got your keys.

  • No, I don't have it.

  • What should I do?

  • How do I get a boost to put a hat?

  • No can do's hat.

  • That's something I should type into Google.

  • How can Goose hat No, no, I'm taking this.

  • Taking this.

  • No, no, no.

  • It's my Damn it.

  • Oh, I'll have my time in the sun.

  • Don't you worry.

  • Stealing your carrots.

  • Here we go.

  • I need some jam for my sandwiches.

  • I was needed.

  • Pumpkin, I need this.

  • This is something I need in my life.

  • Could be hurt.

  • Sneak one of these auto, but not if you're a goose looking faster when you take my wings out.

  • Give this pumpkin.

  • I want this pumpkin.

  • What I missions is to have a picnic.

  • Gonna have a delightful picnic as a goose.

  • You're all invited.

  • You can come out and hang out.

  • I'm a nice goose to the people who are nice.

  • My apple.

  • My apple earned this and I deserve this.

  • And it's mine.

  • No, I'm not.

  • I'm not doing anything.

  • What are you talking about?

  • I'm doing.

  • I'm doing goose things.

  • I'm being a regular goose.

  • Leave me alone.

  • You suck, dude.

  • Maybe a goose.

  • Oh, God.

  • He's gonna find us.

  • Broads, booze, broads.

  • And taken to the lane is my house is my home.

  • I broke it.

  • Okay.

  • All I need is a thermostat could break a thermostat.

  • And I could have a pot of coffee.

  • Geese love coffee.

  • Trust me, I know.

  • I'm Irish.

  • I'm not doing anything.

  • You you don't see anything.

  • Nothing's happening.

  • Go about.

  • Your business is still what you want to do, don't you?

  • Don't see anything.

  • It's a regular old goose.

  • Here.

  • Leave, dude.

  • Fine.

  • I leave.

  • I'll be the bigger goose.

  • Got your thermostat, bitch?

  • I'm out.

  • Is this all I need for my picnic?

  • I hope so.

  • No.

  • Bring the picnic blanket.

  • Oh, blanket.

  • I need a blanket.

  • Come on, Blanket.

  • Wait.

  • Is this not the blanket?

  • This is a picnic blanket.

  • Have the goose.

  • The statue.

  • He's just like, Yes.

  • You can't fuck with me.

  • Nobody can fuck with me.

  • I'm a goose.

  • I'll just do what I What?

  • See you.

  • Later Days is where the picnic is.

  • Oh, no.

  • I want to have a picnic in the in the lake.

  • Oh, man, I have to bring everything over all the way from right here.

  • That's hard.

  • Being a goose life is very difficult.

  • Who think the water is awesome, though.

  • Okay, scratch one gem.

  • Sando firmas pub.

  • Good apple, Of course.

  • Carrot for fiber and a radio.

  • Beautiful.

  • A nice little happy goose picnic.

  • Knew to do.

  • List item.

  • Make the groundskeeper hammer his thumb.

  • I couldn't even get him to wear his hat.

  • I'm gonna get him to hammer his film.

  • Next thing you're gonna be like, make groundskeeper reconciled with his father.

  • Thes.

  • They're impossible tasks, man.

  • I can't do it.

  • I'm a goose, not a mathematician.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I'll wait on on Young.

  • Yes, I did.

  • I'm a genius, Goose.

  • I'm the best schools.

  • I think I killed him.

  • No, he's okay.

  • Don't kill young coke.

  • Let me go!

  • Okay, Okay, okay, okay.

  • I'm Goose.

  • I'm out piece.

  • Yes.

  • Magoo's Motown.

  • No, no one can stop the goose excuses going places.

  • I want to see the world to go on Broadway.

  • I want to be a stop.

  • That's it, Goose.

  • Taking all the information from TV.

  • Assimilate that knowledge.

  • If you understand the humans than you could destroy the humans.

  • Hey, England.

  • Girl under on this?

  • Yeah, I should put out fire by different about her.

  • And, you know, I'm just looking at the store.

  • You have any goose TVs?

  • A good Stevie would be nice.

  • This kind looks like a septic.

  • I I have your mail.

  • I have a delivery use deliverer of death.

  • Goddamn lady chasing me.

  • What to do?

  • Break the broom.

  • That's her broom.

  • I'm a mess.

  • That up.

  • You can help me if you want.

  • Do you want to?

  • Sorry.

  • I went to Area 51 this is what I got.

  • And I brought back with me.

  • Trapped the boy in the phone booth.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Make the boy where the wrong glasses make someone buy back their own stuff.

  • Get on TV now!

  • There's a mission.

  • Go shopping.

  • Okay.

  • It's a trap.

  • A boy in a phone booth and break his glasses and give him something else.

  • Where's the phone booth?

  • I got your plane with phone booth.

  • I can't open this.

  • How do we get help?

  • How to get boy in phone.

  • Booth, I got your room giving your room.

  • You're gonna sweep Shit.

  • Now, Lady, this goose is gonna dominate the world.

  • Or if that's what ends up happening, thegame just ends with the goose in like a president's office owning the World Telegram.

  • Goose, You can't use your brush to get rid of me.

  • No, I'm your car.

  • Stop!

  • Leave to go Smooth.

  • Ghosts.

  • Nice.

  • Love the goose.

  • Be the goose!

  • Happy goose!

  • Don't hurt the goose to Goose.

  • No hurt to Goose.

  • I'm love Theseus.

  • I'm young.

  • Kill Cam!

  • Goose your milk, Billy!

  • You want milk, You little bitch!

  • You want milk for your strong growing bones?

  • Everybody loved you.

  • If you got strong bones there, Billy, you don't got strong problems and no one would give a shit.

  • My vault.

  • Gimme the ball!

  • Give me the ball, Billy.

  • He's afraid of May.

  • Yes.

  • Fear me, Billy.

  • Fear the goose!

  • The goose is life in a phone box.

  • Go, Billy, go!

  • Are you going to go now?

  • Mom's not here to save you.

  • Get in a phone box.

  • He's got to call his mom.

  • Mom, come pick me up.

  • Kids are loosening.

  • He's calling him.

  • Does that give us outside?

  • No, don't!

  • Don't tell Cam Goose.

  • Can't.

  • You can't attack me.

  • I'm the fearsome warrior.

  • Hello?

  • God, You're so goose ist Gosh.

  • Dang Goose is in this game also.

  • Those glasses here give you these.

  • I need my by folk.

  • ALS I need to read.

  • Need to read up on humans and how to kill them.

  • Yeah.

  • Run!

  • Scared, Billy shorts aren't gonna save you.

  • Wait.

  • How did I get into where the run glasses Then maybe you can run him into something So his glasses fall off.

  • The end is nigh We strike a dawn rise, brothers young killed Can I go in the store now?

  • We're going to store.

  • Can I be on TV?

  • No, No.

  • And booze.

  • A little bitch.

  • Get your Billy get you on those pale knees.

  • Keep running, Billy scoots Never tires.

  • This goose is the death and destruction of the world.

  • Go that way.

  • See what happens?

  • Walkie talkies in here.

  • You want one?

  • Call up your friends.

  • You can't escape the torment, Billy.

  • You can't escape the beginning.

  • Walkie talkie scared him with the walkie talkie.

  • It's funny if I could leave one somewhere.

  • Wait.

  • What's he gonna do with you?

  • Gonna pick it up?

  • Maybe that'll knock your glasses off Let's do it.

  • Damn it!

  • Damn it!

  • Listen to the walkie talkie, Billy.

  • Oh, no.

  • Come on his ass again.

  • He fell over the last time.

  • If he falls over, I could just go up and going steal the glasses from sport, chasing him everywhere.

  • I think we should even be in this area.

  • Okay, Go back like a sheep dog.

  • She does for people.

  • It's not over yet.

  • Really?

  • This'll sort of like traumatizing nightmare for this kid.

  • Can I, like, nibble at his ankles and knock him over?

  • I can.

  • Oh, I could put his laces.

  • Now he'll fall over.

  • Yes.

  • Give me the glasses.

  • By Billy.

  • I'm a nice goose.

  • Look, there's your glasses.

  • Look, pick them up your glasses.

  • I'm a nice goose.

  • Those are the wrong prescription.

  • You're gonna read words slightly blurrier than you did before.

  • My master plan is coming to fruition.

  • I'm gonna get on TV, they call that person again and they're gonna come out and try and save the day.

  • But I'm going on TV this time.

  • Wake up.

  • The time of the goose is now way.

  • Need to destroy the humans.

  • Everybody fight back together!

  • Rise!

  • Brothers don't let them Sign into or your voice.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Goose basket goes bust.

  • Get Bob broke.

  • It goes in a basket.

  • This is not okay.

  • He should be.

  • You should be free.

  • He should be nice people.

  • Thes of the best people.

  • Oh, no, I think they legitimately broke T o.

  • Okay, There we go.

  • I got it.

  • I'm freaking out.

  • I'm gonna go shopping.

  • I wanna buy some groceries.

  • It's been hard since Karen left.

  • Where would you neglect me?

  • Fine.

  • If I can't go shopping, then you will.

  • You like this plane?

  • Boy?

  • You like this plane?

  • You think it's yours?

  • No.

  • Uh, now it's part of the store.

  • It's part of the story.

  • You can't have it anymore.

  • If I can't have vegetables, you can't have toy.

  • Let me play.

  • Okay.

  • Wait.

  • It's not even gonna work.

  • You're gonna put it back?

  • Yes.

  • She's like, Oh, this toys.

  • This toy was on the ground.

  • It should be on the shelf.

  • All right, Miss Jiggly Ted Scandal.

  • How do we go shopping as a goose.

  • I thought I'd just bring the basket around.

  • That account is shopping with Puts him in the basket because that's hired tomato make pizza, Lemons make a lemon pizza.

  • Carrots.

  • I'll make a carrot pizza.

  • This counter shopping.

  • Hello, ma'am.

  • You have any discounts?

  • Like two for one three prices off anything, ma'am.

  • Man, this sucks your stores.

  • Terrible Bill.

  • You go buy something from see if she'll actually let you.

  • She wouldn't let me buy anything.

  • He's like, Hey, this is my plane.

  • How did you get my plane?

  • She's like that's belonged on the shelf.

  • That's actually my plane.

  • He's like, No, it's not like 14 95.

  • Give me money and I get you let you get your plane back.

  • That's mine, you little shit.

  • But they wanted money.

  • Fine.

  • Here's a packet.

  • Condoms.

  • My master plan trapped The shopkeeper in the carriage.

  • Who?

  • Oh, she's going to the carousel.

  • Sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • Oh, wait If I put a leak in it, Ma'am, Ma'am, come quickly.

  • Your carriage is leaking mine.

  • Mine.

  • You can't You can't have mine.

  • But scaring me away Let me be loved goes she comes, She's gonna do it.

  • She's gonna do it.

  • My plan for world domination Come soon, brothers, you be free When my brother's air free you'll be free when you liberate the gates from the south damage stupid opposable thumbs and human brains.

  • Piece about a new journey Today starts for the goose people and we will rise together and liberate them and free them for all off goose kind.

  • Thank you guys so much watching this video.

  • Don't forget to leave in a year if you liked it, and I'll see you in the next booth.

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