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  • A few weeks ago, we introduced a character on our show named Mick Ferguson, the man who is awfully proud of his bulletproof legs.

  • And if you didn't get to see his appearance, take a look at what happened.

  • Oh, I've got flags.

  • Oh, you can't hurt me because I have bulletproof flags old.

  • They cost me a fortune.

  • But adults now, uh, Mick has appeared twice since that unfortunate evening.

  • And sadly, both times the results were exactly the same.

  • Well, folks, there has been a miracle on the bright side.

  • Mick has made a full recovery, and he's willing to give his song and dance routine another try.

  • So please welcome back for the fourth time.

  • Mitt Ferguson, the man who's awfully proud of his bullet proof legs.

  • Oh, I've got group legs.

  • I've got bulletproof flags.

  • Oh, you can't hurt Maker's eye Bulletproof flagpole.

  • They cost me a fortune by Dona Cone.

  • And what the hell?

  • Why is this guy here?

  • Man, he's always here.

  • I don't know.

  • Of course you don't know.

  • You never know.

  • But the fact is, he's always here, and he always shoots May the last three times Cone and he shot me in the heart.

  • Have you ever been shot in the heart, Conan?

  • No, Mick.

  • I have never been shot in the heart.

  • Do you think it feels good?

  • I don't know.

  • Oh, you don't know.

  • Well, let me tell you something about being shot in the heart.

  • It hurts like hell.

  • It's kind of an important organ, you know, circulatory system.

  • Right now, it makes the blood go around.

  • I know.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • My question is, what do you want me to do about it?

  • I mean, what am I supposed to do?

  • Well, every time I come out here, you know, you're like, No, he doesn't have a gun.

  • Trust me.

  • Tonight, I want you to make him show me the gun that I know he has.

  • All right, sir, if you wouldn't mind.

  • Could we see your gun?

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • Now that we know you have it, Please, for the sake of everything.

  • Holy.

  • Shoot my legs tonight.

  • Not my heart.

  • My legs.

  • They cost me a fortune.

  • They're bulletproof, and I want to find out if they work.

  • Okay, so I sing and you shoot my legs.

  • Here we go.

  • Oh, I've got bulletproof legs.

  • I've got bulletproof flags up.

  • Ah, they work, all right.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, who?

  • Okay, we'll take a little break right now.

  • Clean up the mess when we come back.

  • Vicki Lewis is going to be here.

A few weeks ago, we introduced a character on our show named Mick Ferguson, the man who is awfully proud of his bulletproof legs.

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