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  • demons of guys might have possessed re welcome back to what the fuck five is one of the worst things one human can do to another.

  • But if you are going to kill someone, you should probably have a pretty good reason to do it like he stole.

  • Your daughter is selling her into sex.

  • Slavery were forcing you to listen to Garth Brooks does a great reasons for murder.

  • So from killing someone because they ran out of toilet paper to ending someone's life over average Levin tickets for days with fire, we count down five murders with the worst reasons for committing them.

  • Never one I've ever been blocked by someone online.

  • But I'm sure you know the feeling is a mix between sadness and what the fuck bitch me.

  • Personally, I've been blocked more times than I can count.

  • Apparently, sending unwarranted dick pics is not a good way to get on someone.

  • Sorry anyways, for the people in this next story.

  • Apparently, Facebook on friending was reason enough to murder two people over.

  • As a woman from Mountain City, Tennessee named Jenelle, Porter was so enraged that 36 year old Billy Payne on friended Rog Facebook that she told her boyfriend and father to go to his house and kill him.

  • And they did, which, like you, either have to be an idiot to kill someone over being unfriended on Facebook.

  • Or there was just more going on that we didn't know about.

  • Like maybe she just lied to her dad about the reason it was like, Damn this guy Facebook said he didn't like Duck Dynasty get.

  • He also said the country music gives him a headache.

  • It sounds like a guy.

  • Vanity hell, let's don't get up.

  • Jumps aside.

  • The father and the boyfriend went to the guy's house where they killed him and his 23 year old wife, Billie Jean Hayward, where they were both shot, and even one of them had their throats slit.

  • So the moral of this one guys is just don't unfriend someone who you think might be potentially homicidal or better yet, just don't have them at all.

  • Look through their life.

  • And if homicide is one of them, probably don't have that number two.

  • Okay, I just think it should be a rule that the last person who uses the toilet paper should be the one that replaces it because there's nothing more unpleasant than running out of toilet people and waddling down the hallway trying to find another role or something else that you could wipe your fucking ass with.

  • I think this hat's fine.

  • I haven't worn this hat while.

  • Anyways, I made a song about this very issue.

  • Thank you, thank you.

  • I make really relevant music well for a man named Franklin Paul Crowe from Lakeland, Florida because, of course, it happened in Florida.

  • He decided that running out of toilet paper was horrible enough to murder over.

  • In 2006 an altercation arose between Crow and his roommate, Kenneth Matthews, after Matthew's refused to replace the toilet paper roll, leaving Crow unable to wipe his fucking heinous.

  • That's when Crow did what any forward thinking and civil man would do and bludgeon Kenneth in the head with a sledgehammer, finally killing after several more blows with a regular hammer.

  • Don't know why this man owns so many hamburgers, call the police and told them that he was killed by a motorcycle gang that they've had issues with in the past.

  • But police weren't buying it, and later he confessed to the entire thing and was sentenced to life in prison where he took a mug shot making him look like a creature from the labyrinth crawling out of a swamp.

  • Full terms across the fucking intolerable number three.

  • Okay, so this next one might be a little bit relatable to some of you crazy band fan girls out there.

  • Don't you hate when you're a teenager and your parents just don't fucking understand?

  • You just don't understand the music that you listen, Thio and how fucking edgy it is, how it speaks to your soul.

  • You just don't get it.

  • It's only understandable to get a little bit upset when your parents don't get your fucking concert tickets that you've been waiting forever to go to.

  • So it's totally cool.

  • What, You just kill your own mom because you won't buy concert tickets or fucking band T shirt?

  • No.

  • Okay, well, if you like me thought that this was fucked up been good, because it wasn't about a teenager, but instead, a 39 year old man who murdered his own mother because she refused to get van tickets to see Admiral Levine, 39 year old Robert Lions from Carol Stream, Illinois, apparently wanted to see Apple Levin really fucking bad As in 2008 he smashed a champagne bottle on his own mother's head and then stabbed her several times because she refused to get him tickets.

  • That's when lions, who I assume was a skater boy said, See you later, boy, very sorry for that and decided to take his murderous angst out by staring at titties at Hooters, where the police apprehended and arrested in.

  • Yeah, Why do you have to go and make things so complicated, man?

  • Again?

  • Very sorry.

  • To this day, I still haven't seen all of my favorite artists live, and you don't see me stabbing people over it.

  • Floor number four on Lee Fuck.

  • Do I hate the smell?

  • A phone that I think anyone actually likes it like, Oh, yeah, find me, Becks.

  • But seriously, my actually smell like someone may have died in my body, and I'm just excreting whatever's left smells like a fucking goblins team.

  • What's like the skin from Nick's Port stand up where someone kills themselves because someone farted?

  • And this next one, a girl decided that another girl's part was so great that she actually killed her over it.

  • So fuck it, Florida currently the altar.

  • He should happen.

  • When Shakira Dorsey of Warren's Bill Heights, Ohio, was hanging out with their friends and snuff the smell of severe farts, that's when she decided to make fun of the girl who farted, probably saying things like, What the fuck did you We arrived Lion Corp smell it.

  • Burning hair mixed with sour cream and rat poison will barely be.

  • Girl didn't like being made fun of where things quickly turned more violent.

  • The two started throwing hands and lighting each other up, as the cool kids say, where things got so violent that the Girl beach secured to death while passive eyes were just watching.

  • That's the thing about fights, though.

  • Instead of calling police or breaking up to fight, the right thing to do is always staring them, filmed the entire thing preferably vertically, and then upload it to a world star Got his world is doomed.

  • Finally, Number five last one is definitely the weirdest thing that someone's been murdered over, and that is a Cheetos, not cheetah and not cheaters.

  • Cheeto, as in the salty sack that can sometimes look like Garamba and sell for $100,000.

  • That's a real thing, by the way.

  • Well, this next story, a man was so in love with Cheetos that he was willing to stab someone over him just to have a relationship between 46 year old homeless man David Scott of ST Louis.

  • His new bag of flaming hot Cheetos was put in jeopardy when it was discovered that the Cheetos had a side bitch, another homeless man named Roger Wilkes.

  • When Scott discovered the horrible affair catching the adulterous Cheeto and another man's now he went crazy and stabbed Wilkes to death.

  • Thinking this out like a love affair makes it sound way better than realizing that he just killed someone because he didn't want to share his bag of Cheetos.

  • Well, unfortunately for Wilkes, he died of his wounds.

  • But a couple of bike cops saw the entire thing and arrested Scott.

  • Later that day, Scott was in sent to jail.

  • What happened to the back of Cheetos is still unknown.

  • What is it with that side of what about five?

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  • Another thing a cool kid told me and buy a cool kid.

  • I mean, this nine year old that lives down my street.

  • But to be honest, this kid has a razor scooter, so I'm pretty sure he's the coolest person.

  • I don't.

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  • Thanks for watching guys.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/24
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