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  • guys.

  • We just did a podcast with the queen of Slime and also Drew got into a bucket of fly.

  • It's you guys.

  • I am ready to be dragged across the Internet once again.

  • A couple weeks ago, I did a video where I like you guys photoshopped me into whatever you wanted and it was May.

  • But you wanted a part, too.

  • And I love pain.

  • So I decided to give it to you.

  • But just to take it up now genocide of dad's new pictures in the mix for you guys to destroy.

  • So first I have a picture of me laughing at something on a phone and then a picture of a phone in my hand.

  • Then a fake conspiracy thumbnail.

  • You guys getting put whatever conspiracy you want.

  • And last but not least, I have a picture of Ryland back that's gonna get just done.

  • Alright, here we go timeto watch me slowly die.

  • Laugh about it.

  • Okay, so here is the picture of me laughing at my phone and I'm looking at 10 years for my mom.

  • Mrs.

  • No one loves you.

  • Who?

  • Accurate?

  • All right, here's another one.

  • You looking at my phone and it says no notification a little bit.

  • I'm laughing about the no notifications like my loneliness is funny.

  • Okay, here's a conspiracy.

  • One.

  • What happened?

  • Who can you just zoom into that old picture of me really quick diet?

  • That's crazy.

  • For those of you who might be new here, I used to be even more the woman.

  • All right, here's another conspiracy one.

  • Am I actually, that guy from Shrek?

  • How many times do I have to say I am not rubble skills, kid?

  • I am.

  • Feel now.

  • Stop twisted the spot.

  • The difference.

  • Games are getting hard.

  • Why so many people from Shrek?

  • You know Realty is though I look more like a big, round, white cold body.

  • How come nobody ever compared to him?

  • I wish I could.

  • Shane tried to fuck me.

  • That is not true.

  • It was twice.

  • I'm kidding, Peter, don't take away my cat.

  • Although he would love that.

  • This is how much I open my mouth to suck Shane's tight zoom in on the small of a gap.

  • There is once again accurate.

  • I can't go home because I never leave my house.

  • That's true.

  • Let me think about the last time I left my house does going outside and digging a sheet cake out of the trash can.

  • Alright, I'm laughing at my phone and I'm looking at the rotten tomatoes score of my movie.

  • Not cool.

  • That one hurts.

  • What's the gag?

  • Really is if you guys don't know keep you Palmer, then you're probably not gonna get this one, but that is good, but what is the gag?

  • Are you serious?

  • Right in front of myself.

  • I don't understand that Me?

  • What is that need?

  • What's a salad?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, that is a cute family.

  • Too bad your stuff.

  • What is that?

  • A But first me know about my big backpack with wheels like the kid in school who everybody pushes.

  • Yeah, the one that he carries.

  • My one that's so big.

  • Even the teacher gets annoyed and she's like, That's all right.

  • I'm looking at my phone and I see a text from Cheeto.

  • This has sent me back to the fucking shelter.

  • Cheetah texting his terrifying Oh my God!

  • Cheeto exposing me!

  • That's real!

  • You!

  • Why does Donald Trump body and hair looks so really?

  • What is he holding?

  • A Hey, what's up, you guys Yes, me about the president.

  • Hey, what's up, you guys?

  • Yes.

  • Another terrorist attack.

  • Honestly, I'd be a good president.

  • Everybody gets about purse.

  • Danny, Phil, get green cards.

  • You could legally marry a bottle of ranch bitch.

  • Welcome to United States.

  • Brush your teeth shaped.

  • Oh, don't give him that idea.

  • He will make a sign.

  • Stop telling me.

  • I look like shaved off.

  • I just imagine, like an alternate universe where the guy from Shrek is like I know I look like the guy chokes on food on the Internet.

  • Oh, wait.

  • Cheat on background.

  • Is that Kim Kardashian?

  • Those are my legs, but they do not look like that.

  • Why would she have big ass legs?

  • It's sexy.

  • But when I have pick up legs, people think I look like a stress ball makes please prom.

  • I'd rather go with Oh, even dragging pictures.

  • I didn't tell them they could drag.

  • I'm looking at my phone and I get a d m from fail.

  • That says, can you please stop mentioning us in videos?

  • It's kind of scary and weird.

  • Thanks.

  • That honestly, if I look through my dance, I'm sure that but if l If you're watching this, you're not.

  • I just want to say it's out of love and that's a lie.

  • It's out of jealousy.

  • I will find you, all right.

  • I'm looking at my phone and I'm watching Hilary Duff's funniest moment.

  • That's the gayest thing ever.

  • So I'll be watching that later, literally gave up on life.

  • That needs to be a sure that needs to be a huge tattoo on my body.

  • Shane's dying with space.

  • He's like, I think I'm excited about it.

  • But, like, then, do I have to take care of the animals?

  • And what am I gonna do with the body?

  • Because it's a lot okay, laughing at my phone.

  • And there's Teletubbies on my shoulder and looking at how to remove Teletubbies from body.

  • What?

  • That one's a lot, but it's also wait for sure.

  • Shane Dawson is actually little Michaela.

  • That is so funny.

  • Literally two people asked me if I was a little Michaela.

  • I think truth the other day and she goes, Okay, just tell me the truth.

  • I won't tell anybody, even people in my real life.

  • So it's crazy, Theo.

  • It's time to look at the ones of violence back.

  • I think we should look at them with Ryland mainly because he doesn't know I did this and he's gonna be pissed.

  • Anti couple calls.

  • All right?

  • You ready to get dragged?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • So I posted a picture of your naked back on Twitter.

  • You're so nice.

  • And everybody called me out because they said it looked like I face too.

  • Okay, let's look at that.

  • 1st 1 that that is bisexual girls.

  • My booty was happens.

  • Good.

  • Is that to me When I'm Oriana girl?

  • This one's a twofer.

  • So it's me looking on then I'm talking about you, e It is not that far thinking about food.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Filling up here Chiluba with my volcano sauce Go home.

  • This'll rude.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Because you smooth my back.

  • They assume that I have backing By the way, that's everything that would literally give me eight hours of entertainment.

  • I can If I have that much acne on my back I have to break up with shame You could never get away from me.

  • I would be bucking you and then I would stop and be like Wait, song.

  • Hold on.

  • I think pimples overruled.

  • Talk about your food isn't my ultimate dream.

  • Crow.

  • Who?

  • Okay, when I'm a badass, that's a nice punk.

  • Edit it Really?

  • ISS looks really Except there's a naked girl.

  • I should be a boy.

  • Well, no, that's for me.

  • It's my body, But I'm looking.

  • So you want to look at a naked girl while you're fucking me?

  • Stop raising!

  • Oh, God, When I die, that's like a memorial.

  • I can't.

  • Oh, my God.

  • You Are you in yet?

  • May that is made.

  • By the way.

  • Not through the first time we did it, we had to stop because it hurt what we used to know.

  • Boom!

  • Give me that.

  • Her Oh, allow about some tasteful hair.

  • Just not on the pack.

  • I'm into the chest.

  • For what?

  • That's me.

  • You're not bad for you Have a little bit on your neck.

  • But it's not like you're holding back.

  • Is this?

  • If you're back with that, we would go get it waxed together.

  • And I feel for you.

  • Thank you.

  • When you're thinking about my body and my No, no, This is more so scary for you that horrifying.

  • And they're also excited with Why do you hate them?

  • Because I am.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Me?

  • When I loved Ian and Phil, have you ever seen it?

  • You know, it's been like to do is speak in So many people treated us like about them.

  • Oh, wow, That's it.

  • You're back.

  • Wasn't They also made me £30.

  • Here.

  • You look good.

  • Small A big ass e I gotta go.

  • What is D?

  • Wait.

  • Really?

  • Looks like the girl version that actually looks like that's, like literally you.

  • I don't have tits.

  • Did you get titties for May?

  • I'm actually leaving now.

  • So you enjoyed watching me Watch my life flashed before my eyes.

  • Watch mine securities be slowly pointed out by you If you want me to do a part three of this.

  • Dear God, I don't know if I can, but I will if you give me a thumbs up.

  • My boisterous cracked.

  • That's how nervous I am.

  • Also make sure to subscribe to my channel and hit the notification about because I make videos every single day.

  • And if you want to see my last Photoshopping video link in the description All right, you guys, I will see you assholes tomorrow.

guys.

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