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  • Hey, guys, today we're going to be playing Minecraft butts.

  • There's a caveat.

  • Every 30 seconds this game is gonna try and kill me.

  • So basically, it's like my mind crossed hard, Cool Siri's But we don't die forever.

  • It's already started 290 seconds of prep, so we need to get going.

  • This is made by the legend, that is I j.

  • Minecraft.

  • So this is a simple little data pack, and every 30 seconds Minecraft is gonna try and kill me.

  • It gives you a little bit of time to prep 300 seconds.

  • Can't do the mask that quick to find out how many minutes that is.

  • I don't even know what it's gonna do.

  • The only thing I know it does as one of its little punishments is fireballs from the sky.

  • So obviously that's not gonna be that fun Fact see burning today, right?

  • I don't even know what to make, I guess.

  • Let's just make tools.

  • I'm gonna make a sword just in case something comes down to kill me.

  • What's gonna make a pick ax?

  • Should we try and get on the ground?

  • I feel like we should try and get on the grounds.

  • Oh, geez, I'm already messing up.

  • Help!

  • I'm panicking!

  • 234 seconds and then Minecraft tries to kill me.

  • Let's take This is well, let Steve the tree hovering.

  • Because that's what new Minecraft this do, actually, let's see.

  • We have find a cave real quick.

  • I feel that that would be a bit nicer.

  • Here we go on.

  • We got some.

  • Ianto, let's grab some stone.

  • I feel like this.

  • 300 seconds is gonna go.

  • Super quick.

  • Have already reached the Stone Age.

  • We've progressed.

  • I feel like I'm like speed running Minecraft right now.

  • She's an evening.

  • This stick.

  • Come on, you You knew we got that.

  • Now we needs Furnace and Cole.

  • Okay, Um, I don't see any calls, so I might try and find another cave real quick.

  • Oh, man, stressing out.

  • I'm almost down.

  • I could do the maths on 120 seconds, which is almost that.

  • That's two minutes.

  • So I think we're doing okay.

  • We should probably grab some food as well.

  • Maybe make a stone sword.

  • It depends what happens if that could be any X P.

  • Come on, piggies.

  • I need all the help I can get for real.

  • Come here, Dick XB.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, I can't kill a baby pig.

  • I can kill your parent, though.

  • Oh, look.

  • Look, I need this.

  • I need this more than you're gonna need your parent.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • We found another tunnel not to kill both of you.

  • I'm sorry.

  • It's a wooden sword.

  • Otherwise it would be doing this quicker, so I need coal.

  • And now we're almost on the two minute mark.

  • This is scaring me slightly.

  • Minecraft is gonna try and kill me any second every 30 seconds.

  • I probably should have been near my spawn point, actually.

  • Right.

  • This should be enough.

  • Now he's going for it.

  • Iron Man.

  • These caves, sock.

  • Let's see if we can find a good cave.

  • The only problem is, if I do die, it's no hard course we'd all bogus.

  • Yes.

  • That's a village on the desert temple in one.

  • This is a great start for a normal Minecraft.

  • Let's play one that tries to kill you.

  • I'm not so sure, because every time we die, we're gonna go back to the sport point.

  • Oh, no.

  • Someone thought.

  • I think that's a horse.

  • That's a dying horse.

  • Oh, no, It's dying!

  • Golden Weiner!

  • Save it.

  • We must save it.

  • I'm here to save you.

  • Don't hit the golden Don't hit the golden Don't hit the golden I had the column.

  • I'm out of it.

  • You're gonna have to go, I'm afraid.

  • Oh, jeez.

  • No, that's sad.

  • That's really Saturday.

  • Oh, well, that's Ryan.

  • I've taken that.

  • Let's go already.

  • Have 28 seconds left.

  • Okay.

  • I need to put down this.

  • That is not a crafting table.

  • Let's put down this.

  • Let's make an iron pickaxe.

  • Rest in peace.

  • I Angolan.

  • What?

  • I in Gollum's always die around me, huh?

  • Why does that happen?

  • I need stone.

  • I'm in the wrong place for Stone.

  • I'm panicking.

  • Like legit.

  • Panicking.

  • Let's go in here.

  • What?

  • What is this?

  • What is this?

  • OK, so it's 30 seconds until something tries to kill me.

  • I need some bread.

  • I'm gonna see if I can grab some other guys.

  • How's it going?

  • I've got a craft in tape.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • This is actually a great place to be.

  • 10 seconds into a Minecraft tries to kill me and maybe these villages as well.

  • Um, at least just eat some breads real fast, please.

  • What's it gonna be?

  • Words?

  • Person gods.

  • Okay, this is no nice.

  • That is not nice.

  • With 25 seconds of cool down.

  • Oh, dude, this is nasty.

  • Ali, cycle Mika wooden sword.

  • Ah, this sucks is gonna do something else again in 30 seconds in two seconds when he's got another 30.

  • Okay, right.

  • I'm gonna need your stuff, please, sir.

  • Hello.

  • You drop what you're holding.

  • Come here.

  • I need to kill you guys about 20 seconds to try and kill you.

  • I don't think it's gonna go.

  • Well, why have you got such crazy armor?

  • Why am I in person so I can hear?

  • I can hear villages.

  • Okay, Something drops don't drop anything.

  • What's gonna happen next way?

  • No.

  • Are so angry.

  • I had good stuff, and now I'm back here and now we got 30 more seconds till it tries to kill us again.

  • That was mean.

  • That was so mean.

  • Guys, guys, Not nice food.

  • I think we were over here.

  • Yeah, we were.

  • I don't know where it spawned me, though.

  • Slime Tower.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Is that what we're doing now?

  • I wasn't even looking at the countdown.

  • That's fine.

  • you guys just chill over there.

  • That's okay.

  • I'm gonna try and get my stuff back.

  • I should have slept, right.

  • Let me see where you sleep in the bed.

  • Reset my spawn point, and then I should be good.

  • I'm not even gonna make it back here in time until the next one hits.

  • Where was I even placed?

  • My stuff is under the ground.

  • Oh, jeez.

  • Three, two, one.

  • Do it.

  • Oh, Okay.

  • Um, should I do this?

  • Should I press the lever?

  • I really shouldn't.

  • But I also really want to remember is gonna try and kill me again.

  • Ah, we're in there.

  • Are they destroyed?

  • This village is house.

  • Or that's so mean.

  • Quick move, Cactus move!

  • I need to sleep in here.

  • Respond.

  • Point set.

  • Okay, that's beautiful.

  • I'm gonna do I'm gonna do the lever thing in a second.

  • But first, let's see what it brings me next.

  • 321 slime extravaganza.

  • Ok, that wasn't too bad pulling the lever.

  • I'm doing it.

  • It's definitely support something underneath.

  • Here we go.

  • Oh, that's a DNC noise.

  • Oh, jeez.

  • What exit?

  • Always stuff will actually be fine.

  • Check this out.

  • I think we're good Ah, wait.

  • It blew up the actual thing, and then it blew up.

  • Even Maur.

  • Oh, man, I need to get through here.

  • But I don't have a pick axe.

  • I'm just gonna punch it on.

  • There's gonna be zombies on the other side.

  • We're in trouble, you guys.

  • And I think it's slime.

  • Yep.

  • This time is gonna kill me.

  • I haven't even built cropped anything.

  • I've got nine seconds until something else happens.

  • This is awful.

  • I don't this slime to kill me either.

  • Get out of here.

  • Come on.

  • Go back to your mother's.

  • That's you, Card.

  • I just killed you.

  • Very deadly poison.

  • Okay, great.

  • That's fine.

  • I could deal with that.

  • As long as the slime doesn't touch me, I should be okay.

  • The cool down is getting less a swell.

  • This isn't.

  • This is me.

  • I'm not sure if I like this is hoping.

  • The other side.

  • My cool.

  • Ah, my stuff is gone.

  • Most stuff is going right.

  • Guys, we need to start again.

  • This is frankly, just terrible.

  • I want to go into sleep.

  • He needs to not be nighttime.

  • This can't happen.

  • It's not looking too good, is it?

  • Guys, That'll Oh, jeez.

  • Just woken up at two.

  • A slime!

  • Honey!

  • Trees!

  • Trees over here!

  • Run!

  • Nice try.

  • I survived this one.

  • Why, you guys so mean to me?

  • Sorry about your village.

  • By the way.

  • Friends, That was not my choice.

  • Don't blame me.

  • I have been cursed by the gods.

  • I can't even run.

  • Caught half our three hunger points.

  • This isn't going well, is it?

  • Can you help me?

  • Friends?

  • I've got 10 seconds to something bad happens to me.

  • You say?

  • He said no walked away.

  • Fantastic.

  • Okay.

  • TNT trail.

  • That's mean.

  • That's ready.

  • Mean I'm just one of my friends.

  • Survived another one, though.

  • Bring me the wood, please.

  • Cool down is getting less and less each time.

  • I'm just gonna I'm just gonna die again.

  • Would you have survived two in a row so far?

  • Right.

  • What's gonna happen to me next?

  • Three thio one.

  • Oh, now that was mean.

  • You got to admit that was mean.

  • Okay, at least we have a house.

  • Now we need to make a chest.

  • But we also need to make sure that we are not near that chest.

  • Every time the counter reaches zero to none of you guys store things, this Children down dark alleyways.

  • Oh, was that zero?

  • I mean about not being near anything.

  • This has happened.

  • This has happened.

  • I thought I was gonna survive that.

  • That one was called going.

  • Mining.

  • Oh, my.

  • No, I did this.

  • Oh, man.

  • Okay, this is actually good.

  • I've got Cem.

  • Cem was here.

  • We gotta wait.

  • Wait.

  • Okay.

  • This competes.

  • Could be a positive.

  • Let's think positive.

  • We're gonna get some wood or die trying.

  • Okay, 10 seconds until our next thing I wonder how many there are.

  • This is awful.

  • 32 one and out.

  • Okay, fine.

  • That one was nice and simple.

  • I'm trying to get a simple piece of wood, and none of you guys have any chests to help me with this.

  • I can't even kill.

  • Why did I have to do this to myself?

  • But I also need to be careful.

  • Thistles.

  • No worth keeping.

  • I'm gonna put all this in here and run away from you because 3211 TNT.

  • Okay, that's not so bad either.

  • I'm out here.

  • This village is going to hate me if it doesn't already.

  • Fine.

  • Grab some words, then we can make progress so I could make a sword.

  • Here we go.

  • We've got 10 seconds to grab.

  • Some wouldn't get out of here.

  • I kinda want to put it in the chest so I don't get back here fast enough.

  • My stuff is good.

  • You kidding me?

  • I guess I wasn't even paying attention to the timer.

  • We have that thing right now.

  • This isn't funny.

  • I was just getting some word that wasn't too bad.

  • Is that iron?

  • Or I think that's iron or I'm too quickly grab this.

  • I wonder how far we can get in Minecraft with this happening.

  • 30 seconds isn't long, Atal.

  • This is horrible and also very entertaining.

  • There we go.

  • Right.

  • What's gonna happen next?

  • Frankenstein's monster?

  • I'm just running.

  • L kill it with fire.

  • I think it's okay.

  • I think they're fighting each other.

  • So it's fast.

  • It's really fast and it's ugly.

  • I'm out.

  • I'm gonna try and put this in the chest.

  • Who has a chest like a borrow?

  • This man is stuck.

  • Oh, chest beautiful.

  • Everything is going in here for five seconds to run away as quickly as possible.

  • Okay.

  • Silverfish trio.

  • That's not so bad.

  • And it's going to reset my spawn point in that house.

  • This is my humble abode.

  • From now on, it's born point set.

  • Okay, let's close the door.

  • This is gonna be my house.

  • Okay?

  • We can make a sword to kill things.

  • About 10 seconds.

  • I'm going to be quick.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • I have been quick.

  • I'm in.

  • Quick, quick!

  • Evacuate!

  • Evacuate Our I just escaped.

  • Out of pure luck, I just escaped.

  • Keep the gang of the countdown.

  • Starts every single time.

  • Do not go into the pressure plates.

  • I'm not touching those.

  • I feel like they could be something good in there.

  • But then I remember this whole thing is designed to kill me.

  • I guess we should make a gold for ourselves.

  • Right on.

  • The goal should be its get diamonds.

  • I think that's what it should be.

  • So we need iron.

  • I did have some Mayan.

  • What's gonna happen to me now?

  • Who?

  • Oh, they hit the square.

  • I was like, Wait, are with the skeletons enough?

  • No, we spoiled me.

  • He spoiled me.

  • But my stuff, my stuff.

  • Where is my sword?

  • I don't have a sword.

  • Okay.

  • Of all the things for it, not to drop.

  • My sword is one of Oh, great.

  • Now I'm dead.

  • I'm dead.

  • Okay, fine.

  • Kill me.

  • See if I care.

  • Okay, so we're down to two cobblestone.

  • Ah, I need some more couples.

  • They're going pick up.

  • This stuff is so large.

  • Give me a local.

  • Was you can to make a furnace.

  • Then I need to get Cole.

  • And in that time, I need to not die and not blow up my own house.

  • It's so hard on theirs with the skeletons about to come on serving the next thing just a withered Skelly.

  • No pad.

  • But why does he have to have a helmet on?

  • Is it not bad enough that there's a weather skeleton there?

  • I don't like this, right.

  • We need to make us.

  • We got so much.

  • This is perfect.

  • Right?

  • That's gonna go there.

  • I need to get out of here.

  • Quick.

  • Everything away.

  • But zombie.

  • Okay, zombies, fine.

  • Zombie spine.

  • Get down there, you punk!

  • Off, right.

  • Well, story needs What?

  • Stone pickaxe.

  • I pretty much got infinite pick axes.

  • Now I need coal on the need iron or let's do this.

  • I've really been better at this now.

  • Iron or Let's go near a zombie behind your back off, Son, This is not about you.

  • Why did you take so long to die?

  • We're about to meet my fate in here.

  • 321 Great.

  • Right yet.

  • Just what?

  • We need it.

  • I'm gonna die.

  • I'm gonna die!

  • Oh, no Stuff start to spawn.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no!

  • 29 seconds.

  • No, don't kill me.

  • Please don't come in here.

  • Please don't kill me.

  • Don't even knock me off.

  • We just need coal.

  • And then we're good to go and find diamonds.

  • I might even just sleep somewhere else where I would have to accept my fate and then go to sleep.

  • 3 to 1 inferno.

  • Why?

  • I'm in a desert.

  • There's no water here.

  • Are so mean.

  • There's not many of these things that I have survived.

  • But this is one of them.

  • There's water here.

  • Great.

  • Hello, sir.

  • How are you?

  • Just need to sleep in your bed.

  • Thank you.

  • So my goal is to get diamonds.

  • I think I can get myself a diamond pick.

  • I just need to be able to get the coal for it without anything terrible happening to me in the cold disappearing.

  • Let's accept our fate together, Mr Villager.

  • We accept our fate.

  • Don't run away from me Poison.

  • Great.

  • Okay.

  • Okay to shake.

  • Never mind.

  • He's like, walks away.

  • Oh, great.

  • A creeper low.

  • Actually, I need you to blow up real fast.

  • Do it the day you No.

  • Okay.

  • Perfect.

  • There is cold out here, so if I make a pathway, I should be able to get here.

  • Right?

  • Let's go and get some ball.

  • What if I just mine it and leave it here and come and collect the next time?

  • That could be big fog.

  • I can't see a thing.

  • What's gonna happen?

  • What's gonna happen?

  • That suffocation.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  • It didn't happen.

  • We just survived.

  • Yes, the Lord is watching over us from, so please write your cold eyes.

  • Let's go about 30 seconds to put this back in.

  • Bob.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • Okay, so we got some cold to make an iron pickaxe.

  • We just need to try and find diamonds.

  • Now look above Ah, OK, that's bad.

  • That's gonna go everywhere.

  • Why is it away from the hole that I've been using?

  • Ah, Why?

  • Why you do this to me?

  • What have I done to deserve this?

  • Huh?

  • Oh, we go on writing quickly.

  • Craft these moms go.

  • I am pick axe.

  • Let's go.

  • I need to remember to turn right.

  • 321 Liable, Right.

  • Oh, this is the one I saw.

  • No, this is why we need to run away.

  • It's so awful.

  • Well, it's still happening.

  • It's still happening.

  • All Thank goodness my house survived.

  • Quick, quick.

  • Patch it up.

  • I didn't think I was happening.

  • I should just waited.

  • What I need to do now is yeah, I think I could just use these to go and find some diamonds, right?

  • I'm digging down on breaking the rules.

  • I'm digging down in search of diamonds.

  • That's my end goal.

  • Here I find a cave, we get TNT tro Noe.

  • Oh, this is bad.

  • Let's see if we can find a cave real fast, cause ideally, I would just run down with a pick axe and see if we could just get as low as possible.

  • Just get a lucky few roles and we should be good enough.

  • That's gonna happen, though.

  • On and there's nothing nearby.

  • What's this?

  • Who?

  • Hello.

  • I'm running it.

  • I'm going.

  • This'd everybody.

  • It's a terrible idea that's going Oh, come on.

  • Is it that ends?

  • Oh, hello, friends.

  • What I need is like a decent cave that I can run down.

  • That's not a dead end.

  • And hopefully I can take and I am pick.

  • Risk it and try and get diamonds.

  • Diamonds anywhere.

  • Something bad is about to happen to you.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, I say that's not too bad.

  • That's that's no good.

  • Just need.

  • Caves are playing Minecraft on.

  • There's no caves just take down.

  • They say That's what they say, right to stick down.

  • Well, I want to do is find diamonds.

  • That's hard enough.

  • Playing normal Minecraft when it's trying to kill you every 30 seconds or can hear lover.

  • Actually, that's not funny.

  • That's not funny.

  • Let me try and beat it.

  • Oh, come on.

  • I could be This could be this.

  • I read it.

  • I just speak the game.

  • That's what I'm talking about.

  • Wait a second.

  • I need to punch this with my fists.

  • There's no diamonds down here.

  • Come on.

  • I'm punching Stone with my bare hands.

  • Nothing, huh?

  • Lap is great, love.

  • No, no, no, no, no.

  • No.

  • Aah!

  • Okay, let's raid this village.

  • Potentially destroy it.

  • But not for our own doing.

  • What is this?

  • I've never seen a house that has that it interesting deck or my friends?

  • This village is pretty, uh, pretty developed, I think balconies and stuff.

  • Amber wave all that coming for me.

  • Still coming for me.

  • Not cool down.

  • Great.

  • That was scary.

  • Idea was a good, though.

  • They're expensive, but I don't think I'm gonna get any use all those anytime soon.

  • At this point, I'm just running around trying to find diamonds.

  • It's a sad time to be me right now.

  • Okay.

  • If there's a diamond that's game completed, what's gonna happen to me?

  • Hold up.

  • I've changed the mission.

  • I've changed the mission.

  • The mission is toe.

  • Get to the end.

  • I'm going.

  • No way.

  • I actually did it.

  • That's the area's really ed alone.

  • I don't know what to do.

  • I think I'm underneath.

  • Actually.

  • Now completed the mission.

  • I actually did Ah, harder thing than just finding diamonds.

  • And now something bad is gonna happen to me.

  • Here.

  • I can feel it at you.

  • I know in 10 seconds it's gonna happen.

  • What are the odds.

  • That was great.

  • And the dragon?

  • What's good?

  • Big speed, Big speed.

  • This is a good thing.

  • It's a real good thing fast.

  • I am, boy.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, this is a problem To fend for myself.

  • I have a narrow.

  • I don't think that's quite good.

  • Work against the end of Dragon who just want to die.

  • Actually.

  • What dying is no killing me, Please.

  • You okay?

  • The end, Um, in their mess around here, I get up.

  • Excuse me, guys, but what if I do?

  • There's the end, Schilling.

  • Here it is.

  • Here it is.

  • Here it is.

  • No diamonds.

  • Be a diamond.

  • No.

  • Uh, so many skeletons.

  • Skeletons of the worst.

  • I can dodge everything else, but not the skeletons are dead.

  • So do it.

  • Do it!

  • Do it!

  • I'm not gonna have you Kill me.

  • I don't want this to happen anywhere.

  • I'm dying is by something killing me in here.

  • Even the spider can't.

  • Maybe you can.

  • Let's go and find ourselves a ship wreck.

  • I'm going to the ocean.

  • Change intact.

  • Legend has it.

  • If you grab a diamond, the curse will lift right.

  • All streams lead to the ocean.

  • That's what I was taught, so hopefully will eventually find our way to the ocean.

  • Whether that's actually tree and Minecraft or not, I'm not sure I just need a shipwreck.

  • But then we need buried treasure.

  • Then we need to keep the map.

  • Oh, no, This is This is a floor plan also.

  • Oh, great.

  • Oh, that's what you get for trying to trap me in water and my boat back.

  • The police.

  • Okay, that's fine.

  • I didn't want I didn't want the boat anyway, right?

  • This better be it.

  • I would've punched my weight down without trying Thio without hitting the TNT.

  • That's the only way I could do this.

  • And I also need to survive whatever comes at me.

  • Okay.

  • The ST card time.

  • Nothing's born in here actually called Take our time until we got 30 seconds.

  • I'm gonna have to fall down without hitting the pressure plate.

  • Who said it couldn't be done?

  • Who said it could be done?

  • Go to that pool.

  • No.

  • Are you kidding?

  • May.

  • That was so dire.

  • Ends.

  • Ah, I just want to see a diamonds.

  • That's what I wanted.

  • D'oh!

  • No way!

  • No inferno.

  • Not now.

  • Ah, I just found a mine shaft Okay, New plan.

  • Get to the mineshaft.

  • Run through it.

  • Find the diamonds.

  • Delete this world real fast.

  • So this is where the inferno waas.

  • Okay, we go.

  • Going for it.

  • Splash away.

  • There's actually a chest here.

  • Now what?

  • Yep.

  • There we go.

  • I'm gonna take a bed.

  • The spawn point are almost their own.

  • Lose faith yet, guys, we're almost there.

  • OK, here we go.

  • I just need one of these chests.

  • I don't care that I'm in pitch darkness.

  • I just want a chest with a diamond in.

  • What do you guys up to?

  • Oh, man, I'm coming through.

  • Oh, What?

  • What?

  • What?

  • No, I think I actually think there's a dungeon in there.

  • What?

  • It's gonna be something down here just for me.

  • But I've been so good this year Have been so good.

  • Santa is one thing you give me.

  • Give me a diamond row, please.

  • Which leads get lucky.

  • Really?

  • Why?

  • They're no chests.

  • This is usually the best place to find stuff.

  • It is a Gaussian now as well.

  • The screams, It's dead.

  • It's dead.

  • There's literally nothing here.

  • This is the worst dungeon I have ever.

  • Bean in mine shaft mine shaft just kill me.

  • I'm done with this challenge.

  • I'm done.

  • It's over.

  • I can't do it.

  • You know what?

  • I took on the challenge and I tried it to the best of my ability.

  • I tried.

  • Guys, I just can't.

  • Where are the other?

  • 00 we're doing that.

  • Are we?

  • Just vote for the entire world.

  • I feel like I just have a feeling there's diamonds nearby.

  • Bowman's down here.

  • Question Mark.

  • Let's see if we can do this.

  • This little trick.

  • You ready?

  • Way?

  • Go.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Never mind.

  • I was never here.

  • You never saw me.

  • Ah, tyrants here.

  • This actual diamond said way found him.

  • I don't even care if you kill me, boy.

  • You would kill me if you want.

  • I just felt what I wanted.

  • I wanna have them in my sweet hands, though.

  • I need to remember where those diamonds were as well.

  • No cobblestone for a furnace, That me to smell three iron and then we're done.

  • That's literally it.

  • That's all we need.

  • Right?

  • So very quickly.

  • Make a furnace.

  • We're going on here, grab the iron and we smelt the iron sticks.

  • Iron bam!

  • Okay, here we go.

  • We're going for it.

  • Yes.

  • No, it's down this way Down here, Zig guys, it's happening way with the diamonds.

  • Slime, Potsie A We did it!

  • Whatever is gonna happen happens.

  • But you seem a minds.

  • We found diamonds in a Minecraft world where tries to kill us every 30 seconds.

  • What's gonna happen now?

  • I'm so pleased.

  • So pleased.

  • Bye, guys.

  • In front of diamonds, we did it candle campus for four Rubber band.

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