Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles you've worked with Shakira. The 1/2 of the amazing Super Bowl halftime shows You're here. Uh, you worked with Shakira? I worked with Secure on Wizards of Waverly Place. And the premise waas that people go. I was Uncle quel Beau. Yeah, I'm the show Wizards of Waverly Place. I was on, like, 1/2 dozen times and one episode it was shown that I was Shakira. Nor is my special powers. I would go live life with Shakira. She was actually in the episode. So you're actually what you're become, Shakira, you are secure. We go back and forth. Yeah, but when we go back and forth, I also wore some Shakira style outfits, which is a big bowl of wrong. But it's the thing, by the way, a doll and you hang out. I'm with her. Okay, So this one cat suit I had to wear with, like, holes on the side. Yeah, it was just wrong on so many levels. And I'm wearing a robe because you got a match. Her Look, she's wearing it, and you gotta wear the same. By the way, She innit? Yeah. Perfection. Yeah, Me in it. Wow. Yeah. Anyhow, so Shakira says, Let me I'm wearing a robe. She was Let me see. Oh, no, Selena Gomez walks up. What you guys talking about? Because he won't let me see. You know what, And I go Okay. Hey, they kept them bothering me. So we went backstage on backstage with Shakira and Selena Gomez, and I did something I've never done before or since. I opened my robe like this, wearing the cat suit. Yeah, and they love anyone. But anyone looking thinks there's a pervert. By the way, anyone is looking for this side is going. What's going on? Yeah, yeah, what is going on in this house? But they were begging me, and then they both burst out laughing, which is appropriate night. But then Shakira, When she hangs out, she dances like she dances like just hanging out. She'll do our things. And if she's if secure, is it an A T M? She's She's gyrating and he's in the mood. If she's in the mood anywhere, she does it. So I was a huge fan of Shakira's, even though I never heard her music True, Aunt, I told Selina and I go, I got a crush on her. I love her, you know. So she starts doing this stuff. Now I'm wearing this little sheer thing, and I'm afraid I'm gonna get a boner because she's doing this bouncy thing. And I keep saying you've got to stop. Please stop your dance. Because what does? Some music came out. She's just doing this all over. And I'm a foot away from Shakira doing that. Oh, my God. So I closed my robe. Inner wait away before you became excited in any way, in one particular way. Way. All know what's going on? We're all about Selena Gomez. What? The time was 18. It wasn't. She wasn't minor. But nonetheless, I have to have that I mentioned earlier. I wasn't sure that this episode what air? This will not air. You know what you're talking about. Yeah, I'm getting an erection. But don't worry, she's 18. But the point is, she knows that I'm like into Shakira. So she's laughing her ass off. 18 year olds know about boners. But I ran. I ran to be appropriate. I think you did the right thing at the right thing. I think a man running with an erection is always. Anytime I get an erection, I just take off running. I lost my virginity to a heckler when I was 20. In a live you lost your virginity and in a standup club To a heckler, Not in a club. She had heckled me earlier in the evening. Later the evening it was at South Beach, she went, she apologized, came up to me like I don't really want to talk to you. And then she kissed me. And I was like, Wow, look at that! And she went running on the beach, ripping off her clothes, yelling Follow me! So I followed her to a lifeguard stand and yeah, that's how I lost my virginity. Wait a minute. That's an amazing story. You your first. The first person you're with Huckle View? Yes. What is that? I'm a true comedian. Yes. Yes, I am that I am a comedian. I knew I wanted to be one as eight years old. I didn't know I'd lose it to a heckler, but very fitting. Yeah. Um I'm one crowd work. Yeah. What? We were having sex. There was no heckling. Yeah, that I will say Yeah, that's that's an incredible story. Yeah, but the point being is when you said what you run right over a boner, So I I kicked. I had told I'm a Jewish boy folded my clothes, She's naked. I take up my clothes and I pulled pulled him on the way. You're that far from that way? I was 20 or so. I kicked my stuff off the lifeguard stand during the festival and I run downstairs naked, run naked with the festival, and I'm there. And there's a guy like about to steal my clothes and I'm naked. I go, you get away, Which is so weird to be yet you're about the thieving A naked guy with a boner is going Hey, man, you know, you don't have to point. By the way, I got my close together. I went back in the look up the standard to go back at it and I folded by close again. Oh, you're at your urine Tidy your tight little Jewish boy.
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