Name: Coronavirus Misinformation & Toilet Paper Panic | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-24T05:13:22.000Z
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on all of the headlines from around the world.

You know, maybe we'd talk about Harvey Weinstein

giving President Trump a victory on immigration.

and it looks like it's only getting worse.

NEWSWOMAN: The World Health Organization today

Congress's in-house doctor told Capitol Hill staffers

at a closed-door meeting this week that he expects

in the United States to contract the coronavirus.

NEWSWOMAN 2: New tests led by the U.S. government scientists

show the virus can live in the air for several hours

and on some surfaces for up to three days.

First, the "weld..." World Health Organization

has officially just declared coronavirus a global pandemic.

but from corona's perspective, it's pretty cool. Yeah?

if I suck up to corona, it'll leave me alone.

says up to 150 million people in the United States

because they're clearly losers who don't have friends.

Yeah. It's gonna be like, "Like, how do you not have corona?

Has nobody touched you? I'd rather be dead."

And the third point might be the most scary.

can stay on some surfaces for up to three days.

Yeah. Although, in New York, it doesn't stay as long

Apparently, corona can only survive for a day

Yeah, I mean, you might still get corona,

but at least the doctors won't see all the freaky shit

"Is this your emergency co... Wait, what the hell?"

We're still learning about the mortality rate.

And panic is not helping, 'cause right now some people

are letting their panic make them dumb as shit.

The impact of the coronavirus being felt across the country,

now affecting everything from air travel to schools

or what's not on store shelves in some case.

Some retailers seeing a run on many of the basics.

NEWSMAN: Well, just a crazy scene at a grocery store

where toilet paper has been in high demand.

NEWSWOMAN: Yeah, surveillance video shows

a stampede of customers clearing the shelves.

breaking out in grocery stores as shelves run empty.

I really don't understand what people are do...

You do not need to panic over toilet paper.

but you can survive without toilet paper.

"Oh, how will I clean my butt in this room with a shower?"

Like, I feel like-- I feel like people in first world countries

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