Name: Coronavirus Impacts Tom Hanks, the NBA and Monkeys in Thailand | The Daily Show
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I feel like that's how you know this thing has gotten serious.

-the virus's government name. You know? -(laughter)

Explain why you've been infecting the world."

"Mama, my name's Corona." "Your name is COVID, boy!

has been one of the biggest corona news cycles

And part of that was because it went from a disease

to affecting the world's most famous face.

Hollywood legend Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, corona got to Tom Hanks.

And this man's already been through so much.

I mean, think about it. After the war he's been through

and he already had to deal with his dog dying,

I feel bad for him. But, I mean, at the same time

he shouldn't have been letting everyone touch his chocolates.

And luckily, he's used to being stuck alone with Wilson,

Yeah, you thought the movie jokes were done,

-and then I came back with another one. -(applause)

You know, just... just by the way, this is a weird story.

This funny thing that happened to me yesterday.

When I saw Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson trending,

after 31 years together, they were getting divorced,

and I was like, "Oh, no," and then I clicked on the news,

and I was like, "Ah, thank God, they're getting corona. Ah."

I mean, not "thank God," but "thank God."

I can't believe that Tom Hanks is the first celebrity

Like, I would have expected someone ridiculous,

This is insane. Like, like, this is like finding out

Mr. Rogers has Chlamydia. Like, I don't...

It's almost like coronavirus chose Tom Hanks

just to send a message to the rest of us.

You know, like prison rules. Just like, "If I can get Hanks,

and luckily, he's saying he's feeling good, he's, you know,

he's obviously sick but he's feeling good,

and he's gonna be quarantined until he fully recovers.

NEWSMAN: The NCAA just cancelled the March Madness Tournament.

The MLS, the NHL, they had suspended their seasons.

Disneyland in California will be closing starting on Saturday.

Broadway shows will now close, so will the Met Opera,

Yes, my friends, life as we know it has been cancelled.

Now we're all just gonna have to go home and die of corona.

We're... we're not gonna die. Please, I'm joking.

Parades are cancelled. Movies are delayed.

The NBA has suspended its season indefinitely.

Which is devastating news for those teams.

It was devastating except for the Knicks.

-They haven't played basketball in 20 years. -(laughter)

but I will say, I do agree with shutting down Disneyland.

I mean, it's a breeding ground for disease. Think about it.

-There are rats everywhere hugging people. -(laughter)

is New York cancelling the Saint Patrick's Day Parade

-(groaning) -WOMAN: Wow. -Yeah, that's a big deal.

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Coronavirus Impacts Tom Hanks, the NBA and Monkeys in Thailand | The Daily Show

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