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  • Some news

  • about one of this year's hottest holiday gifts,

  • just in time for you to remove it from your wish list.

  • A consumer alert from the FBI this morning

  • about the risk of owning a smart TV.

  • The FBI says hackers can use your TV to change channels,

  • send your kids inappropriate videos

  • or cyberstalk your home.

  • Agents recommend learning what features are on your TV

  • and how to control them,

  • come up with your own unique passwords

  • and make sure you know how to disable microphones and cameras.

  • The FBI also recommends placing tape over the TV's camera.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Hackers can now break into your TV

  • and watch you?

  • This is terrifying.

  • No, I would rather have someone leak a sex tape of me

  • than see what I look like when I'm watching TV.

  • Yeah. Because when I'm watching TV alone,

  • that is when I'm at my most gross.

  • I'm playing with my toes, scratching my belly.

  • Sometimes I spill ketchup on my shirt.

  • Then, because I'm lazy, I just try to suck it out.

  • Mmm. (sucking sounds)

  • They're hacking your TV?

  • And by the way, are hackers just running out of things

  • to hack now? Huh?

  • They started on computers and phones.

  • Now they're hacking TVs. What's next?

  • They're just gonna start, like, hacking our smart toasters?

  • "Ha-ha! Trevor likes his toast at level four.

  • Let's see if we make the brown level two. Ha-ha-ha!"

  • And then, I'm there like, "Aah! It's not crunchy! Hackers!"

  • (laughter)

  • The only good part of the story is when they said

  • that the hackers can also change the channel you're watching.

  • That part I actually think is kind of nice. Yeah.

  • 'Cause I hate having to find the remote. Yeah.

  • Now I can just be sitting at home like,

  • "Dimitri, change the channel!"

  • And the hacker will be like, "Okay, time for Baby Yoda.

  • Here you go."

  • And I will say, uh, speaking as someone who's on TV,

  • I think it makes it exciting for me,

  • because I could be getting a new bunch of accidental viewers

  • because of the hackers all the time.

  • -Hey, new friend. -(laughter)

  • Sorry. I know you were probably trying to watch the Knicks game,

  • but I think you'll find I'm not that different.

  • I also lose every time I play basketball.

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