Name: Trevor Video Chats Roy and Jaboukie | The Daily Show
Uploaded: 2020-03-23T20:21:29.000Z
Duration: 9 min 18 s
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My three-year-old flushed   a full bar of soap

Like, this is the worst time  to need another bathroom.

Wait, so your son flushed   soap down the toilet?

and somebody--  - But why didn't you just--

Yeah, so why didn't  you just pull it out?

You know, the toilet, the  turd goes down, up, and down.

When a turd goes-- - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You know, dude, the only  thing worse than coronavirus

is having coronavirus shutdown  and kids at the same time.

I have never been happier to  not have a child in my life.

- Does he even understand   what the shutdown is?

And then I make grilled  cheese sandwiches all morning.

Grilled cheese and  apples every morning.

I'll tell you, the  biggest stress I have

is that I don't know if I have corona or not,

What if I already had  it, and then like,

And then like, I'm immune,   I could be in the streets.

But now I don't know,  because I haven't,

You can't get tested unless  you really show symptoms,

So, yeah, that's the only   frustrating thing for me.

- It's like a lot of famous  people are getting tested.

I already ordered a  jersey and everything.

- If you want to get tested  for corona, join the NBA.

NBA show symptom, they  test 'em immediately.

They tested all of the  Oklahoma City Thunder.

and people lining up at 6:00 in the morning.

You don't even up that  early for Jordans.

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