We're going to hook one of you up to the machine, okay?

And the other one's going to interview you and then you'll swap.

Understood?

Okay.

Who wants to go first?

I plead the fifth.

I am not the mama.

Is your name Taraji P?

No, it is not.

Are you nervous right now?

No, I am not.

We're friends, right?

Yes.

Best friends.

Hello.

Closer to you and this woman.

No, I lied.

My name is Roger.

You got me on speed down.

Wow.

Does that even exist anymore?

Oh, I used to be a receptionist at the Pentagon.

Yes.

Are you still working for the government?

No.

How do you know you're not a spy?

How do I know you're not a spy?

I don't have the time.

Do you consider yourself the life of the party?

Yeah.

Oh, if you're on a date, did you let the man What?

Do you a drink?

No.

Maybe you were named one of times.

Most.

He's got something.

Something went wrong.

You were named one of times most influential people of 2016.

Do you think I've been influenced too?

Yes, you have.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

System.

We just have to see if I was telling the truth.

But go ahead.

But you've been more influence.

You I've been more for influential.

I think we've both been equally influential.

How did you cook?

A good Children.

Don't cannot try it sometime.

Absolutely.

Would you trust my cooking?

No.

Now drinks Huggies.

Would you ever go on a double date with me?

Uh, yes, I met your wife.

I could do that.

Would you try to embarrass me?

That's hard to dio.

You can't embarrass the embarrassing.

Do you think it's safe to say that in terms of love and dating men, I'm wars savage than women?

I wouldn't say that if you were single.

Would you be opposed to dating a fan?

Absolutely.

Well, trust you're standing on the island.

Would you rather have this co star?

Yes, Yes, yes.

Okay.

Or this one?

Oh, I have the pink one.

Well, this one you make me take, I gotta pee.

I have to pick one.

You have to pick one.

She's my oldest friend.

I can't, you know, impart, dammit.

Small wife, Actually where you had daddy way Need that.

We need to track have tapped him to a lot of technocracy, but really was worried.

Shallow bomber.

That's my girl.

I'm a woman.

Okay, Empire.

You starts Cookie Lyon and owned a record label.

If you were to start a record label are out.

You know what would be the first person you sign?

What do you know?

The first person will be a Mickey Miller, This artist out of Chicago.

Okay.

Can you see?

How do I Hey, would you harmonize with me right now?

Come on.

Closer.

Right.

Get to you.

I'm way horrible that we have the way, huh?

Okay.

But you was singing on the higher register.

You was singing the Roberta Flack.

You need to be based more, Barry.

Oh, after this is done, I will let you hear it.

I didn't studio.

Oh, excuse me.

You know how do you see?

Okay, you know, sadness in l a musical guests move forward and sons, have you ever listened to me?

Oh, no, I don't think I heard a song you wanted.

This can't go on last.

It is easy.

I can tell a lie.

That right?

Been a few tellapart movies, right?

Yes.

Thank you.

Ever asked me to be in one.

Hey, May.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I never had this.

You know, we haven't sat up and talked about you.

Okay.

What is possible?

I think that he doesn't think I'm funny.

I don't think so.

I don't think that's the case.

He might think you don't want to work with him.

Have you ever watched the name on stand up?

Yes.

You think they were swimming?

Yes, I land.

Have you ever pretended to laugh at one of my jokes?

Well said yes.

Oh, What about done you?

I'm a truth teller, Okay.

Oh, he's marking something.

Do you think you think you could do stand up?

I think I can at any point, this interview Did you lie?

We didn't catch it.

Yes, but I've told the truth.

I came back and told him That's not the question of any interview.

Did you lie?

We didn't.

You, uh, everybody in this world?

No.

Wow.

Oh, I didn't lie.

Tell the truth on everything.

Except for the first line.

I came back.

I'm gonna actually one more time.

Do the beep beep.

Check it out.

Hey, keep on walking at any point during this interview.

Did you lie?

And we didn't catch it.

Now that's a lie.

Clothes who?

I can't.

Yo, see, You got a curveball.

Whether through a 3000 miles again.

Question is your name Tracy Jordan?

No.

Is your name Tracy Morgan?

Yes.

Don't move me.

You don't scare me.

Is this your pig is well, What picture?

No.

Oh, yeah, Yes.

Tray bag.

Oh, he's so pretty.

Like chocolate.

He's right lattes.

And she said, I'll Tracy, I just wanna make a note of that.

You grew up in New York, right?

Yes.

So do you consider yourself in New York all day long?

And what's the most New York thing about you?

This is a New York thing.

My accent.

The most New York thing about you is my accent.

When I speak, say cherry Sherry.

Very New York.

Do you think New York City is better than D?

C?

No.

Same soup, Just okay, but it didn't say he wrote again.

Turned a frequency up.

Just wanna let you know.

Okay.

Wow, we don't need to know that.

Okay.

Would you say your character on 30 Rock, Tracy Jordan was based on the real You?

Yes.

Painted hate.

But here, even in the episode where you try to stab Conan O'Brien No, they ain't you.

Um So you were on SNL for eight seasons?

Do you think I'm funny enough to be on SNL again?

Yes.

What are you writing, buddy?

That's truthful.

Uh, do you Are you lying sucker?

No.

Have you been?

So you really think I'm funny?

Yes.

And you think I'm the next big thing in comedy?

Yes.

You kid me.

He right.

I quit way, Ryan.

Tracey wants you on his movie open.

And my the funniest female actor you've encountered.

No, you're one of them.

Yeah.

You start in the Tracy Morgan show for a season.

Would you ever want to be in a sitcom again?

Sitcom again?

Is there a sitcom on TV right now that you wish you were on?

No.

Do you think if I had a sitcom, it would last more than one season?

No.

I would have to be a service.

You have more than one tool.

I'm go ask that again.

I say, maybe he didn't hear me.

Take two f Mean me project.

Maybe kid here if I had a sitcom wouldn't last more than a year?

No, not a sick home.

So am I funny, Tracy?

Yes, but you need wanting to say commune sarees.

That's what it is.

It's funny.

It's like the old G.

I mean, what do you think?

I could have a comedy franchise?

A successful comedy?

Yes.

You should try that way, right?

He right.

Good stuff.

Hey, great question marks.

Tracy, would you ever do stand up on a college campus?

No.

Do you think I have what it takes to be a stand up comedian?

Yes.

Do you like me?

I see.

Love you.

I don't like you.

I love you.

You know that.

Hey Nodded.

Yes.

This is the first time you told the truth in this damn thing Said love.

Are you 100% confident that I'm not just a figment of your imagination?

You're so funny.

No, you're not a figment of my imagination.

It's a rising P.

Henson.

He turned things up and shade over there.

I don't know.

Do you think there is a meaning to life?

Yes.

You've just been lying to me this whole time.

You Do you think they're ruining modern dating?

Do you think they're ruining morning.

Yes.

With technology?

Yes.

At any point during this interview, did you lie and we didn't catch it.

Let me repeat it.

Yes, yes.

To the question or yes.

Repeated.

Yes.

Please repeat it.

You glad about that?

Look at the thing.

Arm lifted up.

Okay.

At any point during this interview, did you lie?

And we did not know.

I did not lie.