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  • I am not the mother.

  • We're going to hook one of you up to the machine, okay?

  • And the other one's going to interview you and then you'll swap.

  • Understood?

  • Okay.

  • Who wants to go first?

  • I plead the fifth.

  • I am not the mama.

  • Is your name Taraji P?

  • No, it is not.

  • Are you nervous right now?

  • No, I am not.

  • We're friends, right?

  • Yes.

  • Best friends.

  • Hello.

  • Closer to you and this woman.

  • No, I lied.

  • My name is Roger.

  • You got me on speed down.

  • Wow.

  • Does that even exist anymore?

  • Oh, I used to be a receptionist at the Pentagon.

  • Yes.

  • Are you still working for the government?

  • No.

  • How do you know you're not a spy?

  • How do I know you're not a spy?

  • I don't have the time.

  • Do you consider yourself the life of the party?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, if you're on a date, did you let the man What?

  • Do you a drink?

  • No.

  • Maybe you were named one of times.

  • Most.

  • He's got something.

  • Something went wrong.

  • You were named one of times most influential people of 2016.

  • Do you think I've been influenced too?

  • Yes, you have.

  • Thank you.

  • You're welcome.

  • System.

  • We just have to see if I was telling the truth.

  • But go ahead.

  • But you've been more influence.

  • You I've been more for influential.

  • I think we've both been equally influential.

  • How did you cook?

  • A good Children.

  • Don't cannot try it sometime.

  • Absolutely.

  • Would you trust my cooking?

  • No.

  • Now drinks Huggies.

  • Would you ever go on a double date with me?

  • Uh, yes, I met your wife.

  • I could do that.

  • Would you try to embarrass me?

  • That's hard to dio.

  • You can't embarrass the embarrassing.

  • Do you think it's safe to say that in terms of love and dating men, I'm wars savage than women?

  • I wouldn't say that if you were single.

  • Would you be opposed to dating a fan?

  • Absolutely.

  • Well, trust you're standing on the island.

  • Would you rather have this co star?

  • Yes, Yes, yes.

  • Okay.

  • Or this one?

  • Oh, I have the pink one.

  • Well, this one you make me take, I gotta pee.

  • I have to pick one.

  • You have to pick one.

  • She's my oldest friend.

  • I can't, you know, impart, dammit.

  • Small wife, Actually where you had daddy way Need that.

  • We need to track have tapped him to a lot of technocracy, but really was worried.

  • Shallow bomber.

  • That's my girl.

  • I'm a woman.

  • Okay, Empire.

  • You starts Cookie Lyon and owned a record label.

  • If you were to start a record label are out.

  • You know what would be the first person you sign?

  • What do you know?

  • The first person will be a Mickey Miller, This artist out of Chicago.

  • Okay.

  • Can you see?

  • How do I Hey, would you harmonize with me right now?

  • Come on.

  • Closer.

  • Right.

  • Get to you.

  • I'm way horrible that we have the way, huh?

  • Okay.

  • But you was singing on the higher register.

  • You was singing the Roberta Flack.

  • You need to be based more, Barry.

  • Oh, after this is done, I will let you hear it.

  • I didn't studio.

  • Oh, excuse me.

  • You know how do you see?

  • Okay, you know, sadness in l a musical guests move forward and sons, have you ever listened to me?

  • Oh, no, I don't think I heard a song you wanted.

  • This can't go on last.

  • It is easy.

  • I can tell a lie.

  • That right?

  • Been a few tellapart movies, right?

  • Yes.

  • Thank you.

  • Ever asked me to be in one.

  • Hey, May.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't know.

  • I never had this.

  • You know, we haven't sat up and talked about you.

  • Okay.

  • What is possible?

  • I think that he doesn't think I'm funny.

  • I don't think so.

  • I don't think that's the case.

  • He might think you don't want to work with him.

  • Have you ever watched the name on stand up?

  • Yes.

  • You think they were swimming?

  • Yes, I land.

  • Have you ever pretended to laugh at one of my jokes?

  • Well said yes.

  • Oh, What about done you?

  • I'm a truth teller, Okay.

  • Oh, he's marking something.

  • Do you think you think you could do stand up?

  • I think I can at any point, this interview Did you lie?

  • We didn't catch it.

  • Yes, but I've told the truth.

  • I came back and told him That's not the question of any interview.

  • Did you lie?

  • We didn't.

  • You, uh, everybody in this world?

  • No.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, I didn't lie.

  • Tell the truth on everything.

  • Except for the first line.

  • I came back.

  • I'm gonna actually one more time.

  • Do the beep beep.

  • Check it out.

  • Hey, keep on walking at any point during this interview.

  • Did you lie?

  • And we didn't catch it.

  • Now that's a lie.

  • Clothes who?

  • I can't.

  • Yo, see, You got a curveball.

  • Whether through a 3000 miles again.

  • Question is your name Tracy Jordan?

  • No.

  • Is your name Tracy Morgan?

  • Yes.

  • Don't move me.

  • You don't scare me.

  • Is this your pig is well, What picture?

  • No.

  • Oh, yeah, Yes.

  • Tray bag.

  • Oh, he's so pretty.

  • Like chocolate.

  • He's right lattes.

  • And she said, I'll Tracy, I just wanna make a note of that.

  • You grew up in New York, right?

  • Yes.

  • So do you consider yourself in New York all day long?

  • And what's the most New York thing about you?

  • This is a New York thing.

  • My accent.

  • The most New York thing about you is my accent.