I've been doing this for a long time.

I don't think anybody has done this before.

You showed up two hours early and use up your makeup space to get like, a free haircut.

Cream makeup.

He was here for two hours, having all these people work on him on my dime.

There's not a single hair on.

My body has been waxed.

It has been moisture.

I know.

I saw them.

Uh, you're Conan.

You have so much money on.

Yeah.

Look, it's a relative is a beautiful backstage.

I mean, sure, your employees air in great fear of you on there's a lot of tears and whispering and, like, get me out of here.

Yeah, on dhe, But let me get in your trunk.

I know I do not.

You like you like a free amenity.

And you did show up and you did take advantage of our gracious nature here at the show for many hours to have your body re sculpted and you look fantastic.

I think he looks lovely, lady.

Well, wait.

Wrap that up.

That's you Didn't have a beard when you showed up.

They glued that on.

Look, you that beard cost me $600,000.

I I'm in a production of Oliver right now, and I play Bill Sikes, and so I have to be ready for it.

I noticed that when I was getting literally one of the makeup people was putting some lotion on me.

You said, Hey, Mike, people never do that for me.

I saw you being taken care of in a way that I have never been taken care of.

In 26 years of doing this television show, you had people rubbing creams.

In the other hand, if I have people that take a big sponge hit me with it, it knocks human flesh tone out of my face.

They kick in the ass, and I get out here.

That's about it.

Look, you again, you're very successful again.

You're covered in denim, and you could ask for anything.

A sign of true Well, And you've got that time key Borders in a megachurch.

Uh, you could work hard at that mega church.

Could have anything you want.

I added with Gina would be happy to do it.

All right, Well, not that you look terrific for your age, and I say they do a great job because when they said, well, you got orange hair, we're gonna put even Maur or on your skin.

I like how they turned into it.

You know what?

You gotta lean into the way that way.