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two days ago.
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True story.
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We did a comedy piece on this show, and comedies was okay, but part of the comedy piece involved a live duck.
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I just had a live duck walk out and I gotta tell you, I don't know what it is.
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The moment that duck walked in, it was magic, all right.
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Like I say, the piece was fine.
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The pieces are right, the comedy piece, but people just love the duck.
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They just went crazy and always just adopt.
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That just walks in.
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But it just was love at first sight for us here on the staff, the audience seemed to really like him just on the fly.
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I started calling him Quackers.
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I just I don't think that's his name, but I call him Quackers.
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And you know, today was a hot day and people were kind of a bad mood here in New York, and I I just worked to death up.
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I want to see quackers again, the writer said.
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We don't have an idea for crackers, and I said, Who cares?
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We don't even need an idea for quackers.
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Why can't we just open the door and just have quackers walk in, and that's it.
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So I think we should do that right now.
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Let's just get it way.
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Have no nothing planned for him.
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They're not gonna do it in clever with quackers.
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I just like having him around.
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He just makes me happy.
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How you doing?
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Quackers crackers.
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Not a fan of this program won't even tivo it.
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All right, well, just stick around, quackers.
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Enjoy yourself.
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Just enjoy your time.
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All right?
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Strike $900 an hour.
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We don't even have an idea for him.
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I just like What the hell was that?
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I was doing a nice thing.
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Let's just bring out.
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I thought this would be the one clean portion of our show.
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Let's just bring in a dock and it'll be here.
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It's life affirming its fun.
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And then you do that.
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Seen anyone do that since college?
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Couldn't things guy we knew on the third floor.
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Wow.
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Alright.
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My apologies, everybody.
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Clearly, you can't train a duck to do that.
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That was just one of those things that happens.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now yeah.
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Now you're complaining about the taste in your mouth.
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All right, Look, just like that.
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What is that Yeah.
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You ate your own feces?
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Yeah.
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Anyone got a minute?
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That's what he's saying.
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All right.
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Okay.
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We should move this thing along.
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Laura.
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My apologies to everyone.
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Now you're gonna do that.
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We're gonna try and talk.
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All right?
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Well, anyway.