Name: Everything Funny Happened To Ray Harrington Today - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-03-23T05:41:13.000Z
Duration: 5 min 22 s
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So I was at Staples a little while ago, and, uh, that's a lie I'm lying to right now.

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In the beginning of the set, Uh, it was not a little while ago is about a year and 1/2 ago that I was at Staples, But as a comedian, you have to say it happened recently because the more recent something happened, the funnier it ISS.

So I was at Staples earlier today and I heard a woman in the aisle next to me yelling to somebody that works there.

Do you know where the vanilla folders are?

If you mispronounce a word, it will drive me insane.

You could be a perfect stranger like the Lady of Staples.

I hung up the phone on him mid conversation a little while ago was earlier today was right before the show and we were talking on the phone and he said I was on Netflix.

Okay, that's a test joke that I do in the middle of this bit just to see where the audience is now.

I'm a little worried about the end of this This side of the the audience doing great, fantastic, really came with me.

All right, settle down on being timed this side.

You know, you're just you're doing well, I appreciate it too much, but at the end of this, But if this side, if you see this side laughing at the very end, just just go with it because it would be embarrassing for both of us.

It was earlier to everything funny happened today.

I have a lot on my plate and I should not be here right now.

Ah, And when I moved, I met my wife's on for the first time she's lived in town her whole life, and she wanted to tell me the places to go and visit.

And she said, Oh, now that you live here, you gotta go see purgatory.

Chazz, um, it's beautiful at the Chazz, um, you can spend a whole day at the Chazz.

Um, you can pack a picnic for the chest, take pictures that that shaft, you gotta go to the chair.

As she said, Chazz, um, 300 times I was trying to be polite.

The word you think of his chasms, not Chazz omits chasm smaller than a canyon bigger than a gulch.

And then she said to me, Very bitchy, I think it's Chazz.

So we didn't go to her house for Christmas this year.

People get so mad at me when I correct them.

I'll do it every time, but they get very angry.

They call me a name that hurts my feelings.

They'll call me a grammar Nazi, and that hurts because it's not the correct term to use right Grammar Nazi.

It's the only time we ever use Nazi and apply it to another word.

And it just sort of means you care about that thing, right?

Nobody's ever like, Oh, that Winston Churchill.

I'm not aggressive about correcting language.

I bottle it up inside my body, and then I secretly and quietly hope for a brighter future, not a Nazi.

That's the part of the joke I was worried about right there, right there.

Yeah, and oddly, this side really enjoyed.

This side went away thinking it's inappropriate.

Maybe Anne Frank wouldn't like that show.

I think Anne Frank would love that job because Anne Frank was a writer and I don't know if you knew this, but Anne Frank, she she was a bit of a grammar Nazi.

This side's still with me, begrudgingly, as if to say, Well, we're here for free.

And now I'm starting to think it's because you don't know who Anne Frank Iss.

Just a bunch of people sitting there confused, Going to blind, deaf girl too soon.