That gang is on dating sites or post pictures of really hot women.

And then you show up on the day and they just robbed and beat the crap out of you.

That's gonna be a bummer, because it already sucks when it doesn't look like the picture.

I feel like that.

We're stuck extra You show for your date A 2 a.m. at the bridge and, uh, a dude walking toward you When you're like Kathleen, I'm bad and relationship.

I feel like I'm disappointing.

You know, I feel like they're always You're a comic.

You'll be fun.

I'm fun.

I've got other stuff.

I'm like the Dominican Republic.

I'm great for, like, five days.

And then you're like, Oh, this has some problems that I was not aware.

Oh, that may send me a little uncomfortable.

That's all right.

Some jokes.

Now people get very you know, a guy did a trump joke the other night.

This guy walked up to me goes Trump.

Is Hitler.

All right, Look, we don't know how hilarious Hitler would've been on social media.

That's not right.

Hitler might have had a strong Twitter presence.

You know what I mean?

Trapped in bunker sad.

I saw an article online.

Just had fun facts about Hitler.

That's a great title.

I've always said there aren't enough upbeat pieces on the Fuhrer.

Fun fact about Hitler didn't pay income tax was very bad at managing his money.

And I was like, Man, it's too bad That wasn't a group of people that could have helped Jew You know that Joe could not hit Naples, Florida.

That's, uh, that's a terrible city right there.

I hate it.

Will never go back Bomb for four straight nights there every night.

My dad called me to check in.

Is that how are you?

I said, I'm in Naples and my dad goes Italy and I was like, Oh, no, I'm in Florida and I'm bombing.

I was on stage one night there, and I just had some a New York Jew and someone the crowd goes, Oh, no, that's not a yes or no question right there.

That's, uh, that's my heritage.

Also, that's our sound.

That's cultural appropriation.

Have you seen the Ivan The Terrible documentary on Netflix, A devil next door?

This guy horrible person killed so many Jews in concentration camps was just living in Cleveland, just had a life of family and people saying, There's no way this is really him.

You know, this guy's never even gotten a speeding ticket.

And I was like, I think it's him.

If you're a war criminal, you are very careful at every intersection.

All right?

I used to hate people going like recklessly, But now I see someone going five below.

And I'm like, you Nazi pig.

And I am in New York, do you know, And like a real to complain a lot of in therapy.

I'm the type of Jew that if you don't like Jewish people, I'm not the one that's gonna turn things around for you.

You know, I'm gonna be, like, still a thumbs down.

I got a Jewish mom very, very anxious worries about everything I was walking with the other day and work with my mom in New York City.

We see a dead pigeon on the street.

I said, Ooh, dead bird.

And my mom goes, Don't touch it.

I was like, What do you think happens when you're not around?

I'm just walking around like let me grab this right here?

Hell, yeah.

Lunch me Have a good mom Ever since I was a little kid.

My mom would say no means no.

And she was talking about cookies.

But I put it together.

I met a woman after a show in Florida.

I'm not bragging, but I do pretty well in Tampa and, uh, she said, I'll drive you back to your hotel, but there's no way I'm coming upstairs.

I said, Whatever you want to do is find with May, you know, when the parking lot we're making an instant.

All right, I'll come upstairs.

But there's no way you're getting late.

And I was like, I might be in recorded right now.

This feels like a meet to sting operation so very loudly in your chest, I said, That's totally cool.

This is Sam Morel, March 22nd 2019.

Thank you so much, guys.