News these days is the Corona virus.

Yeah, not that's a knee slapper.

I know.

I like to start light and then move on areas later.

Yeah.

Now, this is the latest Health officials are now saying the Corona virus may cause millions of people around the world tohave to self quarantine at home.

Yes.

Yes.

In response, Pornhub said, we are ready.

We're ready.

We're here for you.

Yeah, because there there's nothing like masturbating with flu like symptoms.

Andy.

Just pointing out the flawed logic that is not the point of pornography.

Anyway.

Way need to talk.

It's really I thought it was to meet a potential loved one.

All right, here we go.

Big Democratic debate tonight.

We tape a little early.

So it hasn't happened yet.

Yeah, I mentioned that in case anyone at home is watching and saying Would it would happen.

You know, we don't we take this show as much as six months early?

Uh, I don't know.

Who won the last election?

We don't know yet.

Now it's just a couple hours before, But political analysts say that during tonight's debate the other candidates are going to try and bring down Bernie Sanders.

Yeah, yeah.

They plan on confusing Bernie by asking him his iTunes password, get confused and then fall over.

This is very strange, but it's true.

Follow me on this.

It's come out that in 1972 Bernie Sanders wrote an essay in which he stated that if women have too many orgasms, they can get cancer.

Yeah, and then to make things worse today, Bernie's wife said, Trust me, I'm 100% cancer free.

That's it.

I have simplified my Bernie impression.

It's just this now.

I don't even speak.

It's just his shoulders air up here and his hands were there.

That's all you gotta do.