Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (xylophone playing) - Hey everybody, it's Michael Kosta. - And I'm Roy Wood Jr., what is up with your hair, bro? - Some people have bed head, this is quarantine head. Have you filled out your bracket yet? - March Madness is canceled, what bracket are you talking about? - The only bracket in town, dude, basketball March Madness is canceled, but Trump's Best Words. Had 64, 2 million people voted it down to 32, first word this round, stankchuary versus the United Shaysh. - The state of California passed an outrageous law declaring their whole state to be a stankchuary for criminal. And God bless the United Shaysh. Thank you very much. - Oh my God, did you see that? His mouth almost fell out, shaysh. - United Shaysh. Let's check out another matchup, how 'bout slock rocket versus the oranges. - You know, we just started another slock rocket, you saw that, right? The stock market. I hope they now go and take a look at the oranges, the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings. - Imma go oranges. - All right, Roy's goin' oranges, I'm gonna slock rocket, but mostly because this week I've been watching most of my retirement fund disintegrate. - I'm go to dailyshowbracket.com and vote for these, I know you at home, you aint got nothin' to do. - Yeah, hey, don't tell anybody Roy, I haven't showered in like six or seven days. Who cares? - Social distancin'. - Woo. (upbeat instrumental music)
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