Name: The Light Show With Stephen Colb-Air - We're All In This Together
Uploaded: 2020-03-23T01:42:28.000Z
Duration: 15 min 25 s
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>> THE KENTUCKY DERBY HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN POSTPONED DUE TO

CHURCHILL DOWN PUSHED THE DERBY BACK FOUR MONTHS FROM MAY 2 TO

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME IT WON'T BE RUN ON THE FIRST

>> WELCOME, RACE FANS, TO CHURCHILL DOWNS.

THIS IS CURT CANTER COMING TO YOU QUARANTINED FROM THE

ANNOUNCER BOOTH, DRUNK ON MINT JULEPS AND LOOKING AT AN EMPTY

THAT'S RIGHT-- I'M ALL ALONE WITH ONLY MY THOUGHTS AND

FEELINGS TO KEEP MY COMPANY, AND MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS ARE

GENERALIZED ANXIETY IS QUICK OUT OF THE GATE.

AND HERE COMES DOES THIS COUGH MEAN ANYTHING?

DOES THIS COUGH MEAN ANYTHING ON THE OUTSIDE TRACK.

CHARGING FROM THE BACK OF THE PACK, MAYBE THIS WILL ALL JUST

MAYBE THIS WILL ALL JUST BLOW OVER CHALLENGING FOR THE LEAD.

OH, MAYBE THIS WILL ALL JUST BLOW OVER HAS BUCKED ITS RIDER

AND IT'S GENERALIZED ANXIETY BY THREE LENGTHS.

FROM ALL OF ME AT CHURCHILL DOWNS, I'M GOING TO NEED ANOTHER

>> IT'S A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE AND MUSICAL GUEST NATHANIEL

AND NOW LIVE ON TAPE FROM A SAFE DISTANCE, IT'S STEPHEN COLBERT!

SO TODAY, IT'S "THE LIGHT SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLB-AIR."

I'M ALSO UP HERE AMONG THE TREES, BECAUSE I READ ON

FACEBOOK THAT VIRUSES ARE AFRAID OF STAIRS.

THE REST OF TONIGHT'S EPISODE WAS PREVIOUSLY RECORDED IN THE

THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS CONTINUES TO BE EVERYWHERE.

AFTER TRUMP MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT NOT BEING IN WEST

VIRGINIA, LAST NIGHT WE FOUND OUT THAT WEST VIRGINIA IS THE

NO RED STATES OR BLUE STATES-- JUST 50 ANXIOUS PALE STATES.

THIS IS A CRISIS THAT WE HAVE TO FACE TOGETHER...

LOCAL GOVERNMENTS ALL OVER AMERICA ARE PLACING RESTRICTIONS

YESTERDAY, FLORIDA'S GOVERNOR ANNOUNCED THAT BEACH PARTIES

SHOULD BE LIMITED TO GROUPS OF 10 PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW IT'S SERIOUS WHEN FLORIDA STARTS ENFORCING RULES.

REMEMBER, THEIR STATE MOTTO IS "CAN YOU HUFF THIS?"

ONE OF THE HOT ZONES IS NEW YORK CITY, AND YESTERDAY, MAYOR

BILL de BLASIO TOLD NEW YORKERS TO GET READY FOR THE WORST.

>> I THINK THE RIGHT GUIDANCE TO GIVE ALL NEW YORKERS IS

EVEN THOUGH A DECISION HAS NOT BEEN MADE BY THE CITY OR BY THE

STATE, I THINK NEW YORKERS SHOULD BE PREPARED RIGHT NOW FOR

THE POSSIBILITY OF A SHELTER-IN-PLACE ORDER.

>> Stephen: "SHELTER IN PLACE" MEANS THAT NO ONE IS ALLOWED OUT

OF THEIR RESIDENCE, EXCEPT FOR ESSENTIAL TRIPS TO GROCERY

OR AS ONE NEW YORKER PUT IT: >> "I CAN'T BE WALKIN' HERE!"

>> Stephen: SHORTLY AFTER THAT, GOVERNOR CUOMO'S OFFICE

RESPONDED WITH THIS STATEMENT: "ANY BLANKET QUARANTINE OR

SHELTER-IN-PLACE POLICY WOULD REQUIRE STATE ACTION, AND AS THE

GOVERNOR HAS SAID, THERE IS NO CONSIDERATION OF THAT FOR ANY

MAYOR de BLASIO, GOVERNOR CUOMO, THE NATION IS IN CRISIS.

YOU SHOULD BE SAVING YOUR URINE IN JARS, JUST LIKE THE REST OF

BUT THERE ARE SOME OFFICIALS WHO AGREE WITH EACH OTHER, LIKE

CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOM, WHO SAID YESTERDAY,

"I DON'T THINK THE SCHOOLS ARE GOING TO OPEN AGAIN."

AND THAT WAS CONFIRMED BY SECRETARY OF EDUCATION ALICE

COOPER IN HIS STATEMENT: ♪ SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER

SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER ♪ ♪ NO MORE TEACHERS, NO MORE--

DESPITE THE CORONAVIRUS, YESTERDAY, THERE WERE THREE

DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES IN ARIZONA, ILLINOIS, AND FLORIDA, AND JOE

IT'S LIKE THE EQUIVALENT OF TWO OLD MEN PLAYING "MONOPOLY" WHILE

TECHNICALLY, SOMEBODY WON, BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT WE'RE

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