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  • Oh, yeah, it's picking them well, just as long as it gets no hotter than this.

  • There shouldn't be any issue whatsoever.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • Everybody.

  • For first we feast on Shaun Evans and you're watching hot ones.

  • It's the show with hot questions, even Hotter Wings.

  • And today we're joined by the Ace man Adam Corolla.

  • He's a radio legend, TV host, filmmaker and best selling author.

  • You can catch up on the Guinness World Record Holding podcast, The Adam Corolla Show Weekdays on Podcast one or Apple Podcast.

  • Ace Rock.

  • Hello.

  • Welcome to the show.

  • Thanks, John.

  • Thanks for having me.

  • How are you?

  • A spicy food.

  • I'm medium.

  • Okay.

  • Brought my towel.

  • Because if I start smelling hot food or eating hot food, I will start sweating profusely.

  • So I'm preemptively donning a towel, so I'm prepared for that.

  • All right, Ace Rock Ola, you ready to get it on or they get dramatics from miniature chickens or chickens have not fully mature.

  • Yeah, we pulled the zone's off pigeons.

  • I thought it tasted some hobo on this fun notes of rat fecal matter.

  • So it's no exaggeration when I say that I grew up on love line.

  • I listen to you and Dr Drew almost every night from seventh grade well into college and to date, the nerdiest thing I've ever done in my life is sent $200 a hard drive across the country that a super fan that I met on this website called the Love Line Companion converted up with a decade's worth of archived episodes.

  • Giovanni True story.

  • True story.

  • I am, I'm always I'm so flattered that we infiltrated people's bedrooms and brains sometimes, Doctor Durand, I'll talk to people and they'll be like, Hey, man, I was an avid fan.

  • I never missed a show.

  • You got me through my childhood and without you I wouldn't be who I am today.

  • And then they pause and they go.

  • Is methadone really effective?

  • And also, I have an infection and one of my genital piercings.

  • I want to know if I got to go to a clinic or if I could just put iodine on it.

  • And I thought to myself how good a job did we do with this part?

  • It's the generation that you guys raised there.

  • Yes, and then what do you think was the most ridiculous radio P s A that played during your tenure at K Rock.

  • The one that drove me the most nuts was airline turbulent safety.

  • And it was this commercial.

  • If it say your body is made for all kinds of things and they'd say, like rollerblading and they haven't sound of a car screeching brakes screeching and they'd say, like childbirth.

  • No one was football.

  • Like they go football like bodies made for your eyes.

  • They give you.

  • Are we allowed to cuss?

  • Yep.

  • Give you fucking 13 examples of ways people die every year, times 10 or 1000 then they go.

  • But your body wasn't made for airplane turbulence where no one dies from airplane turbulence.

  • Why did I need a P s a saying where your seatbelt if I got on the plane and they mentioned it 13 times before we started taxing.

  • That's what used to drive me nuts.

  • I was to hear this.

  • I should think about us taking our taxpayersmoney and sending it off to Pueblo, Colorado, where the ad council makes this shit.

  • And he used to drive me insane.

  • And then I used to think of all the stuff we should have been spending our money on like, fucking turn right on a red.

  • When there's no cars coming, it's legal once you stop like shit like that.

  • Sorry with love.

  • I like this one so long before you're on TV and radio.

  • I know that you worked in construction digging ditches, swinging a hammer and do an earthquake rehabilitation for the people out here that are watching.

  • And maybe they want to renovate a kitchen or a bathroom.

  • What do your red flags when it comes to hiring a contractor?

  • I had a guy giving an estimate on blown insulation.

  • Get your head how the gutter people like when people do that.

  • Uh, it's just blown cellulose insulation, like If you have a wall and you have a house from the twenties or something, there's no insulation in the wall.

  • We don't want to tear off all the lath and plaster put in fats of our 13.

  • We would papa hold the top and Papa hold the bottom and blow in with this like blown cellulose.

  • It's like busted up newspaper.

  • Anyway.

  • The guy pulled up get a canary yellow, yellow Hummer and, like triple chrome, 22 inch rims on it, and it was all done up like a custom stereo.

  • And I was like, that dude's charging too much for blowing pitcher blowing insulation, right?

  • But then, on the other hand, if the guy pulls up and he's got like, a VW Square back and he's made his own rack and one of the windows were blown out, there's like plywood where the Wind Wing was that guys fuck up and that guy's a loser and that guy's so to me.

  • You look for the pickup truck.

  • Just think, uh, 4 to 7 years old, 70 to 95,000 miles on it.

  • You know, there's a sweet spot in there of about a $31,000 truck that's four and 1/2 years old.

  • That's who you're looking for.

  • It's good, but I can feel it cooking now.

  • Yeah, it's getting really it's getting really yeah, is the first world problems.

  • You know, my tongue is too hot because of dump too much habanero on it because I'm doing a interview show.

  • I think this is why the terrorists hate us.

  • I can't blame him.

  • There's places like, all over where it's like they die for a piece of this meat, and we've turned it into some sort of a novelty act for the Internet.

  • I never thought about it that way, but you're right.

  • It is important that you d'oh before you go to bed every single night.

  • So at this point, our viewers are probably not surprised to learn that you have some particular thoughts.

  • And it comes to food, whether it's coffee creamer or catering spreads, where 1/3 of the sandwiches or vegetarian, it's like a minefield of triggers feeding Adam Corolla.

  • But I want to dig into a few takes, in particular police In the great gastro publication of America, all these fancy versions of deviled eggs are popping up on menus all over.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Somebody tweeted me one the other day I cut violent.

  • What are your thoughts on gussied up comfort food?

  • All right, My take on everything is if you are going to do your own fucked up version of it, you need to give this dude a heads up before you bring it to my table.

  • Like it all started many years ago.

  • I was in Vegas as a the hard rock.

  • I ordered the best drunken, hungover food ever, which is wave owes rancheras.

  • It's like it's greasy.

  • He's got eggs, got cheese, the plate's hot ba gooey mass.

  • You know, you get the tortillas on the side and he started mopping it up.

  • It's stopping it up, like doing your own thing.

  • Probably takes something on the scale here and give it a couple shots.

  • And they brought me a goddamn breakfast burrito.

  • And it was like scrambled eggs and a flour tortilla and was, like, all wrapped up.

  • And I was like, Whoa, I ordered way was rancheros And they went, That's how we do Wave owes rancheras.

  • And I was like, Fuck you.

  • You can't do that to people.

  • You know what I like to do with all these assholes?

  • They go, it's $22 then I just leaving $4 they go, Well, what?

  • No go.

  • That's my $20.

  • That's that's my take.

  • Sam own take.

  • Just leave 1/4.

  • But that's my $20.

  • I like that.

  • Hold on.

  • Where's my camera?

  • Oh, okay.

  • On this side.

  • Okay.

  • This scythe.

  • Goddamn passion fruit iced tea.

  • That's where that's where it all started.

  • The Passion fruit iced because you love ice t who doesn't love ice tea and you know anyone we've ever went like, Oh, I'm gonna have a hit of this brewed iced tea with the lemon wedge in it and had him go.

  • I wish it tasted a little more like a scented candle.

  • I'd really like it to taste a little more like someone took po PRI, put in a gym sock and just dipped in warm water.

  • So I'm sitting at Marie Callender's upon will, Sure, but they just call it calendars there because it's like, How do we charge $4 more for hamburger?

  • Get rid of that bitch Marie's name with his calling calendars and we'll do that and we're sitting there and I said, Could I have a nice tea?

  • And they went, Yeah, we have ice tea.

  • And then I said, But it's not passion.

  • Fruit iced tea, right?

  • She said.

  • It is passion fruit iced tea.

  • And I said, I just want regular iced tea.

  • And they said, most of our customers prefer the passion fruit, the singsong, condescending tone that moment, Like an angel.

  • Drop this patron down from heaven.

  • The woman sitting at the table here went like, Oh, is it passion fruit iced tea?

  • Then cancel my iced tea.

  • And I was, like, another satisfied customer.

  • And I was like, I made sweet love to that woman that night.

  • I mean, under the night on the table were heating up.

  • We are heating up at him, but still good.

  • Not out of your comfort zone, you know?

  • Not quite right yet.

  • I'm Adam.

  • We have recurring segment on our show called Explain That Graham Murray do a deep dive in our guests.

  • Instagram pull interesting pictures that need more context.

  • You do not have an I G.

  • Which kind of throws a wrench into our system, But we've developed a workaround.

  • We've pulled some classic Adam Cruella throwbacks, so I'll just show you the picture.

  • And then you tell me the bigger story.

  • Does that sound good?

  • Yeah.

  • Where's my monitor?

  • All right.

  • Laptop, please.

  • We do it off the laptop here, Adam.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • First things first.

  • What do you remember about the comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson?

  • I remember Courtney love threatening to throw a winger.

  • I think they used to call it.

  • She was like up there like Woo, But it was kind of weird because the audience was kind of like Now I'm eating and I thought, It's kind of a weird realization for, you know, the Hey, I'm gonna pull my top up and there's 80 guys with beards yelling, Go, go, go!

  • And now there's like, middle aged guys you're eating like No, like No.

  • So I remember she Kourtney kind of kept doing that, which was a more memorable experience for you, Adam throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field or this fight with Jimmy at the celebrity All Star Game.

  • We play in the whole bunch over the years.

  • We don't do it anymore because he's too big a star and I'm not a big enough star.

  • The celebrity softball games are like here, you know.