Name: Tweet Dreams with Jim Gaffigan
Uploaded: 2020-03-22T16:21:02.000Z
Duration: 2 min 30 s
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Hi, I'm Jim Gaffigan from the new film American Dreamer, and I'm about to read some dreams that people tweeted about me.

I dreamt that my dad used Bitcoin to book the same hotel that Jim Gaffigan did.

It was his family and our family, and no one was having fun.

If I'm at a hotel with my young Children, other people are not having fun.

My Children are having fun, but everyone else it is miserable.

I took a nap today and had a dream that I was trying to seduce Jim Gaffigan at a pickle stand.

Day sleeping equals questionable life choices.

I know that there was some seducing in this tweet, but I'm more obsessed with the pickle stand.

You're I mean, like, I've never even heard that term, you know, like, where do you work?

I work in a pickle stand like I don't think that is a thing.

Sounds like it could be like a country from pickle stand.

I had a dream where my mom and I owned a Chinese restaurant which was failing even though Jim Gaffigan eight there every day.

Maybe I'm just spitballing here instead of, ah, Chinese restaurant.

Or maybe you could put a pickle stand in the Chinese restaurant during mean, like, work.

Oh, you know, I came here from Chinese food.

You could get a pickle, a pickle stand, and I'll get Chinese food.

Last night, I dreamt Whitney Houston open for Jim Gaffigan, and I brought a cat to the show.

I mean, you need therapy, but you also I think you need to read up on current events because I don't know how to break this to you, but, like, can't You can't bring a cat to a concert.