Name: Taliban Deal, Coronavirus Update & The Pope's Thoughts on Trolling | The Daily Show: Global Edition
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that they give up Internet trolling for Lent.

And that-- that's such a specific instruction.

It makes me wonder if the pope is getting bullied, you know?

Someone's like, "What else is gonna say?"

"For Lent, we should also give up wedgie-ing the pope

All right, now here it is. this week's headlines.

America's never-ending war with the Taliban

- America's longest running war could finally come to an end.

Over the weekend, the United States signed a deal

with the Taliban to end the nearly two-decade conflict

that gripped Afghanistan in the aftermath

and the subsequent U.S. invasion of the country.

for the full withdrawal of U.S. and coalition troops

that it would not allow Afghan territory to be used

by any groups or individuals to plot future attacks

against the United States and its allies.

The United States and the Taliban might have a deal.

this might be the biggest peace agreement of the century.

you have to admit, that's a lot of lowered expectations, yeah?

No, 'cause America went in to Afghanistan like,

And now America's like, "Uh, we're-- we're gonna leave.

Um, just, like, don't do another 9/11, okay?"

that need to be worked out, which makes sense.

when you've spent that much time together.

You've realized that you're in a toxic relationship

with Afghanistan and... and you're ready to get out.

there's-there's gonna be a part of you that wants to go back

and bomb them in the middle of the night,

And you remember, no matter what you think now,

there are plenty of other Middle Eastern countries

of the biggest voting night in the primaries

the Democratic field had been narrowed down

which is a long way from the original 6,000.

it became clear there were two winners and two losers.

Elizabeth Warren, one of the night's losers.

You see, she failed to pick up a single state.

It's like if you came home to find your parents

we'd like Joe Biden to be our daughter now."

But she wasn't the only one with a disappointing evening.

Yeah, another candidate who hit a low point

was Mike Bloomberg, former New York mayor

and best person to sit behind at a concert.

Because after spending the GDP of a small country

his quest for the nomination ended in failure.

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