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  • I find that hard to believe.

  • I just said it.

  • Pee Wee's big adventure.

  • We all remember when that movie came out.

  • 35th anniversary tour.

  • I cannot believe it's been that long.

  • Me neither.

  • It's amazing.

  • And I got to tell you I became an actor because I'm terrible at math.

  • But if you're not terrible at math 35 years I was nine years old when I made that thing.

  • I was terrible at math.

  • And I also thought if I became an actor, I wouldn't have to wear a suit to work.

  • Right.

  • And now look at you.

  • Yeah, yes, I think this is good that you're here on this show because this appearance is gonna help you sell more tickets to the Big 35th Adventure Tour.

  • That's what I think.

  • It's cold out.

  • It's sold out.

  • It's sold out Well, why are you here?

  • If it's so, I don't know.

  • I felt I felt weird.

  • I thought it would be your here promoting something people can't go to if they want Thio.

  • Exactly.

  • Exactly.

  • There aren't will.

  • It's been so successful that we've added some dates.

  • Those actually are not in a in a few cities.

  • There's a few tickets left.

  • If you actually know if you are smart.

  • If you're really you know, you use your brain at all, buy them right away.

  • Okay?

  • Now, how is the tour going?

  • You were telling me before you went out on the tour and I told you before you went, this is gonna be a smash.

  • You gave me the most incredible advice, also like.

  • And I thought you were joking with me.

  • But you weren't.

  • You were serious, and it was No one knows.

  • You know what?

  • I've spent so much of my life telling people things in earnest and they go me to my wife.

  • I loved her.

  • She was like, but it's the same thing when I try to be.

  • Exactly when I told your wife that I love Turkey.

  • But I do love your wife.

  • I love your wife is watching right now.

  • She does not watch this show.

  • Your wife's watching right now.

  • I want her to watch me have six strokes.

  • Uh, okay, So this tour is doing so amazingly right now that I'm gonna break some news right now on your show, we are adding so many dates.

  • I don't know if this is a record, but we're adding over 600 dates, a two and 1/2 year extension.

  • I'm going to go to all seven continents.

  • I am currently studying languages, four languages so that I can speak to, like the Chinese in Chinese, the Russians and Russian and be able to none of the system.

  • I think this is true.

  • I wish you had.

  • Actually, everyone here was like, This is amazing.

  • You shouldn't have told us you were lying, cause that was really convincing.

  • I had to tell you.

  • Yeah.

  • So the way it works is you screen Pee Wee's big adventure.

  • We screen all the people before they come in, whether they're allowed to be whether I like them or not.

  • Like getting into a studio 54.

  • Sure.

  • Yeah.

  • That's a cool reference.

  • Uh, no one here knows that you're talking about Who cares?

  • You've changed since you had that water.

  • But you screen the movie and then you take questions afterwards, and it's not what?

  • Let me just stop you right there.

  • If I may.

  • May I call you Conan?

  • Um, it's not a Q and A.

  • It's just in a it turned out to me that I didn't really?

  • No one asks question.

  • Oh, no, I'm sorry.

  • I meant to say what I meant to say is It's just Yeah, it's just a name.

  • It's not cute.

  • Okay, you tripping up there for a second?

  • I thought you were being earnest, but you're okay.

  • It's It's not a Q and A.

  • It's just in a It turned out when I was putting the show together, I realized I really wasn't very interested in the audiences questions, you know?

  • So So I, um, I have a list of questions that I've heard from people.

  • And I tell the audience these air some questions that I would be interested in.

  • I'm not going to answer them.

  • But these are the type of thing.

  • And then I asked the audience a lot of questions.

  • Really?

  • Okay, well, this sounds dreadful.

  • No, no.

  • I want Are you being serious or Ernest?

  • I know that's the same thing.

  • I don't even know I'm such a sociopath.

  • I don't know what I am.

  • I could be the judge of that.

  • Yeah, if you want.

  • You can.

  • I don't, um I do want to say it's a really fantastic show.

  • I mean, what else would I say?

  • Really?

  • But it's it's seriously.

  • It's an unbelievably fantastic amazing evening watching the movie with 2000 people that are all know the movie.

  • It's like going to The Rocky Horror Show.

  • Only it's going to the P B.

  • But these are people that have loved you for some of them for 35 years, since the movie came out.

  • So they know the movie.

  • They're saying the lines along with the movie and then you come out afterwards.

  • That's gotta feel great.

  • It's gotta feel really good.

  • It's okay.

  • No, it feels it feels unbelievable, really.

  • It's.

  • I would use the word staggering.

  • Honestly, it's so moving and this is what does it come back to?

  • You told me ahead of time.

  • You said, Try to try toe, drink it in, try to enjoy it, enjoy it because you earned it.

  • That was an amazing piece of advice for me.

  • In all seriousness, we're being completely complete.

  • We're being completely serious.

  • I almost liked you for a sec.

  • There's my okay.

  • We have we have a clip from Pee Wee's big adventure just for the fun of it.

  • Really?

  • Yeah, I just want to show a clip from people's big adventure.

  • And I don't think we need to set this up.

  • Let's just go to it right now, aren't we?

  • Yeah.

  • Let's do it.

  • Let's take a look.

  • I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world.

  • Not for $100,001,000,000 Trillion then You're crazy.

  • I know you are.

  • But what am I?

  • You're a new you know you are.

  • But what am I?

  • You're an idiot.

  • I know you are wet.

  • Um, I know you are, but I know you have a lot on my mind.

  • You are, But what am I know you have one of my infinity.

  • No, I'm not.

  • You are No way to make me.

  • You make me because I don't make monkeys.

  • I just trade him dopey.

  • We listen to reason.

  • Come on, Listen to reason be we That's my name.

  • Don't wear it out thing.

  • I forgot.

  • I forgot something in there.

  • What?

  • Imitating people when they're Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

  • I really don't like it.

  • Uh, you know, it's amazing.

  • It I remembered, first of all, seeing Pee Wee's Playhouse and then the movie came out and it just being such a revelation to me, It is it.

  • It was so insanely childish but beautifully entertaining and hilarious at the exact same moment if I could not agree with you more.

I find that hard to believe.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/03/22
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