Name: John Oliver's First Crush Was Eeyore From "Winnie-the-Pooh"
Uploaded: 2020-03-21T16:11:40.000Z
Duration: 4 min 2 s
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK!

Past continuous

WE WERE HAVING FUN IN THE COMMERCIAL BREAK.

JOHN, SEASON 7 SUNDAY, YOU HAVE A FANTASTIC AD CAMPAIGN COMING

>> Stephen: IF THERE'S HOPE FOR HIM, THERE'S HOPE FOR ALL OF

>> Stephen: THIS IS THE MOST HONEST AD I'VE EVER SEEN.

>> IT'S THE MOST HOPE I THINK WE CAN PLAUSIBLY OFFER.

I FORGOT IT WAS COMING OUT LAST WEEK AND I SAW A BUS PULLED UP

IN FRONT OF ME AND THERE WAS A GUY STANDING NEXT TO ME AND HE

LOOKED AT ME AND SAID WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?

EVERYONE TRIES TO LOOK AS SEXY AS THEY CAN.

WE'VE MADE TIMES SQUARE A GENUINELY WORSE PLACE TO BE.

IF I WAS WALGREEN'S THERE, I WOULD BE SO MAD.

>> Stephen: PEOPLE GOING INTO THIS WALGREEN'S RIGHT HERE TO

BUY BIRTH CONTROL LOOK AT THAT AND GO, NEVER MIND.

>> Stephen: WHO WAS THIS KID'S FIRST CRUSH?

I NEVER THOUGHT WHAT YOUR FIRST CRUSH EVER WAS AS A HUMAN BEING,

AND I THINK MINE WAS EEYORE FROM WINNIE THE POOH.

>> Stephen: HE WAS LONELY AND YOU WANTED TO MAKE HIM FEEL

>> I LIKED HIS GENERAL AURA OF NEGATIVITY PLUS DUMPED LIKE A

BUT, YEAH, I THINK WHAT I REALLY RESPONDED TO WAS THIS

KIND OF -- THIS MANAGEABLE SADNESS THAT HE HAD.

SO I THINK THE FIRST THING I FELT REALLY DRAWN TO WAS

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HOW LONG AGO

>> Stephen: D YOU REMEMBER WHAT THAT WAS LIKE?

WHEN YOU START OFF A NEW SHOW, A MILLION THINGS GOING ON.

I STOOD IN FOR JON STEWART THAT SUMMER ""THE "THE DAILY SHOW."

YEAH, SO THAT SUMMER I RAN IN JON'S PLACE WITH CARVELLE.

WE WANTED TO SO 'DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW

WE DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE'S ATTENTION SPAN FOR THINGS WE

PEOPLE SEEM WILLING TO SIT FOR A WHILE AND LISTEN TO THE DRYEST

>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

>> Stephen: SEASON 7 OF "LAST WEEK TONIGHT

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John Oliver's First Crush Was Eeyore From "Winnie-the-Pooh"

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