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  • AUDIENCE Q & A.

  • >> James: OKAY SO WHO HERE, WHO HERE HAS GOT A QUESTION.

  • ANYTHING THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO ASK.

  • PUT YOUR HAND UP, ANYTHING AT ALL.

  • ANYTHING, YEAH, OKAY.

  • THIS GENTLEMAN HERE, THE GENTLEMAN WITH HIS HAND UP RIGHT

  • HERE, GO FOR IT.

  • >> HI, JAMES, HI.

  • I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE HERE.

  • I LOVE YOU.

  • I LOVE THE SHOW.

  • >> James: YOU'RE VERY SWEET.

  • >> BUT THIS QUESTION IS ACTUALLY FOR CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.

  • >> James: YEAH, THAT'S-- I THINK YOU'VE GOT-- IHINK YOU

  • HAVE THE WRONG IDEA, THIS IS A Q & A WITH ME, IT IS A UNIQUE

  • OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE SHOW, HOW WE

  • DO THINGS.

  • SO LOTS OF PEOPLE-- JUST ASK ME THE WHATEVER ODDS I CAN ANSWER

  • IT.

  • >> YEAH, NO, I'M AFRAID THIS QUESTION IS QUITE SPECIFICALLY

  • FOR AN ENTERTAINER.

  • >> James: WELL, WHAT-- I'M AN ENTERTAINER.

  • IF ANYTHING, I WHAT SAY I THINK I AM PROBABLY MORE OF AN

  • ENTERTAINER THAN HE IS.

  • >> I DONE KNOW ABOUT THAT I WOULD SAY YOU ARE MORE OF A TV

  • PERSONALITY.

  • JAMES THE TV PERSONALITY.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: WELL, THAT IS YOUR OPINION.

  • CEDRIC IS NOT HERE, OKAY, HE IS IN HIS DRESSING ROOM.

  • HE WILL DOWN LATER IN THE SHOW, HE CAN'T ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

  • ANYWAY, SO SHALL LET'S HAVE A DISH.

  • >> HEY, JAMES, HEY, WHAT'S UP, MAN.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: CEDRIC.

  • >> WHAT'S UP, BABY.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?

  • >> I JUST CAME DOWN, YOU KNOW, CHECK OUT THE ATMOSPHERE, YOU

  • KNOW.

  • CATCH THE VIBE, CATCH THE VIBE BEFORE I CAME.

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY.

  • WELL, YOU KNOW, ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE.

  • >> I CAN ANSWER THE QUESTION.

  • >> James: YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER IT.

  • >> NO, I CAN.

  • THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CAN I DO IT.

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, FINE, GO AHEAD, ASK HIM, ASK

  • HIM, ASK HIM THE BIG QUESTION.

  • >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

  • SO CEDRIC, AS A STANDUP COMEDIAN YOU PERFORM IN FRONT OF

  • DIFFERENT AUDIENCES NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.

  • DO YOU EVER USE THE DAY'S NEWS TO INFORM YOUR MATERIAL.

  • >> James: I COULD HAVE ANSWERED THAT.

  • I-- THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I DO EVERY DAY, I WALK-- I STAND

  • THERE AND I-- I-- I DO STANDUP ABOUT THE DAY'S NEWS.

  • THAT'S WHAT I DO.

  • (APPLAUSE) >> I MEAN, YOU KNOW, NO OFFENSE,

  • JAMES, BUT YOU KNOW, I MEAN REALLY?

  • I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT'S STANDUP.

  • I MEAN BE HONEST, YOU ARE BASICALLY JUST READING OTHER

  • PEOPLE'S JOKES.

  • THAT IS WHAT YOU DO.

  • >> James: SOME OF THE JOKERS ARE MINE.

  • >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WHATEVE MAN, I'M JUST SAYING IT IS NOT

  • STANDUP, RIGHT T IS NOT STANDUP, OKAY.

  • BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, MAN, NO, I DON'T REALLY CHANGE

  • MY ROUTINE JUST TO INCORPORATE EVERY DAY STUFF, BUT IT'S NOT MY

  • STYLE BUT YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIVE IN A BUBBLE SO I HAVE TO KIND OF

  • BE AWARE OF CURRENT EVENTS.

  • SO EVERY NOW AND THEN.

  • >> James: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.

  • WELL DONE.

  • THANK YOU, CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, EVERYONE.

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • WE'LL SEE YOU LATER IN THE SHOW.

  • THANK YOU.

  • OKAY.

  • ALL RIGHT, WELL-- Q, THAT WAS, THAT WAS A BIT OF FUN.

  • SO LET'S GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK, SHALL WE.

  • AND REALLY, AND REALLY DO WHAT THIS IS MEANT TO BE.

  • WHO HAS GOT A QUESTION, I SAW SOME HANDS GO UP, ANYONE-- THE

  • LADY HERE.

  • THE LADY HERE, YES, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE.

  • WAVE WITH THE MICROPHONE.

  • >> HI JAMES.

  • EARLIER YOU SAID YOU WERE MORE ENTERTAIN THANKING CEDRIC THE

  • ENTERTAINER.

  • >> James: YES.

  • >> SO I WAS WONDERING, COULD YOU TELL US A JOKER.

  • >> James: WHAT, JUST NOW, RIGHT NOW?

  • >> YES, YES.

  • >> James: JUST TELL IT OFF THE TOP OF MY-- JUST TELL IT--

  • >> James: JUST TELL IT OFF THE TOP OF MY-- JUST TELL IT--

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: YES, OH, YES, OKAY, YES.

  • YOU WANT A JOKE.

  • OKAY.

  • WHY IS ENGLAND THE WETTEST COUNTRY?

  • BECAUSE THE QUEEN HAS REIGNED THERE FOR SO MANY YEARS.

  • SHE HAS REIGNED THERE.

  • THINK ABOUT REIGN READY, NOW YOU SAID-- COME ON, THAT'S A GOOD.

  • YES, THANK YOU, SIR, THAT'S A GOOD JOKE.

  • I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO GET TO THE QUESTIONS, DOES ANYONE ELSE

  • HAVE A QUESTION.

  • ANYONE AT ALL.

  • YES, THE LADY HAS BEEN DESPERATE TO ASK SOMETHING, YES.

  • >> HEY, JAMES.

  • >> James: HI.

  • >> HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW.

  • BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I JUST FELT LIKE THE JOKE THAT YOU JUST TOLD

  • WAS PRETTY LAME.

  • SO I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD HEAR A JOKE FROM CEDRIC THE

  • ENTERTAINER, YOU KNOW, JUST TO KIND OF CLEAR THE AIR.

  • >> James: SEE THAT IS VERY RUDE.

  • YOU ARE BEING RUDE.

  • AND NO, YOU CAN'T HEAR-- OF COURSE YOU CAN'T HEAR A JOKE

  • FROM CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.

  • IS HE BACK IN HIS DRESSING ROOM, GETTING READY FOR THE SHOW.

  • I DOUBT VERY MUCH HE WANTS TO COME ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.

  • >> HEY JAMES.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: KSH-- .

  • >> ITS THERE IS GREAT SNACKS IN THE BACK SO I JUST HAPPEN TO

  • STILL BE DOWN HERE.

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW, GREAT.

  • THANKS, WE'RE ALL GOOD.

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE.

  • SAVE YOUR ENERGY.

  • SAVE YOUR ENERGY FOR THE-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DOWN HERE.

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE TELLING JOKES OR ANYTHING.

  • >> I WILL DO A JOKE FOR YOU.

  • >> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, YEAH, LET'S HAVE A JOKE.

  • >> THIS L.A. TRAFFIC IS CRAZY, I WAS COMING UP IN A LIMO.

  • I AM ON THE 405 AND I AM THINKING I'M GOING TO MISS THE

  • SHOW, I HOP ON ONE OF THOSE BIRD BIKES BABY AND I WAS JUST LIKE,

  • AND I'M COMING DOWN THE SEPULVEDA PASS.

  • I WAS LIKE-- (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: THT, THAT IS-- THIS IS UNFAIR.

  • YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL STANDUP COMEDIAN.

  • YOU ARE DOING A BIT FROM ONE OF YOUR ROUTINES, MINE IS

  • OFF-THE-CUFF WHICH IS MORE IMPRESSIVE, I THINK, OKAY.

  • YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOT MANY PEOPLE LIKE ME.

  • YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL STANDUP, YOU CAN JUST DO JOKES

  • OFF-THE-CUFF.

  • YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD ST. YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T, NONE OF

  • COULD YOU DO IT I BET YOU COULDN'T DO A JOKE JUST

  • OFF-THE-CUFF, COULD YOU, YOU COULDN'T DO A JOKE JUST

  • OFF-THE-CUFF, COULD YOU DO A JOKE OFF-THE-CUFF.

  • NO, OF COURSE YOU COULDN'T, WHAT?

  • NESS I COULD TRY.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: ARE YOU GOING TO-- OKAY, FINE, ALL RIGHT,

  • FINE, LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES OUT.

  • OKAY, SURE.

  • >> .

  • >> CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER AND JAMES CORDEN, A COUPLE OF FUNNY

  • GUYS, ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY JAMES, THAT JOKE YOU TOLD WAS SO

  • PAINFUL, YOU KNOW, WATCHING IT, I'M SURPRISED YOU WEREN'T

  • WEARING YOUR OUTFIT FROM CATS.

  • SPEAKING OF CATS, SHOW OF HANDS WHO HERE HAS A CAT AT HOME.

  • WHO HAS A CAT AT HOME.

  • A FEW PEOPLE, FEW PEOPLE.

  • I OWN A CAT TOO, I AM A CAT OWNER, ALTHOUGH I DON'T FOE IF I

  • OWN A CAT AS MUCH AS A SHARE A HOUSE WITH A CAT, YOU NO HE WHAT

  • I MEAN, CAN YOU REALLY OWN A CAT.

  • I DONE EVEN KNOW IF MY CAT LIKES ME TB I DROP DEAD AS LONG AS I

  • DIDN'T FALL ON HIS FOOD BOWL, I DON'T THINK HE WOULD CARE AT

  • ALL.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • CATS ARE MEAN THOUGH, CATS ARE MEAN, THAT'S TRUE.

  • LIVING WITH A CAT IS LIKE FINDING A ROOMMATE ON CRAIGSLIST

  • AND THEN SIGNING THE LEASE BEFORE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH

  • CABBAGE THEY EAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

  • OKAY, GREAT, CLEARLY YOU HAVE ALSO A PROFESSIONAL KOSM EDIAN.

  • >> NO, NO, I'M ACTUALLY, A REGIONAL MARKETING DIRECTOR FOR

  • HAGEN DISAZ THRARKS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER TRIED IT.

  • IT WAS FUN.

  • >> GOOD STUFF.

  • CHEESIER MAWS.

  • >> James: WHAT IS HAPPENING.

  • >> I MEAN IT IS REALLY PRETTY CLEAR WHO IS THE MOST

  • ENTERTAINING PERSON HERE.

  • SO I MEAN, WHY DON'T I JUST AKE IT FROM HERE, YOU KNOW.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

  • I AM THE HOST OF THE SHOW.

  • YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM HERE.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> CEDRIC, CEDRIC, CEDRIC!

  • CEDRIC.

  • >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE, LATE SHOW," WITH ME,

  • CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, THE MOST ENTERTAINING PERSON.

  • LET'S GO, BABY!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.

  • THE MOST OH THE MOST, HE IS NATURALLY ENTERTAINER.♪

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