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  • Ah, wonderful holiday.

  • Saint Patrick's Day, huh?

  • I tell you, I had a wonderful ST Patrick States.

  • It was a little weird.

  • Not a lot of people in the bars today, but, uh, I couldn't really get anyone to kind of imbibe, but, oh, gift to the gap.

  • You know, they wanna talk to me so much, but it's tomorrow.

  • Tomorrow.

  • Now, let's, uh sure.

  • Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

  • Yeah, yeah, technically now.

  • But really, tomorrow is when they go to the moon.

  • Yeah.

  • I made a gross miscarriage.

  • Well, let's talk about I gotta say I have matter, though.

  • No, it's what I have seen people wear manner.

  • I've seen people where every kind of nonsense to say I have never seen.

  • I'm trying to put the sex back in the ST Patrick's Theo way.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You know, usually when a sexy guest comes up, I try to be cool about it, but I can't help it.

  • Keep looking a lot, Louis.

  • Oh, you're talking about playing that sax back in ST Patrick's Day.

  • I don't know if you've ever been in Ireland for saying, I think it's a very it's sexy there.

  • I mean, ST Patrick used to sing to getting it all talking about.

  • It's completely a different, different type.

  • Like, for instance, do you know, um, our perception of traditional Irish music you dishes is in fact, could you guys give us a little sample?

  • That's how I know the traditional.

  • That's not in Ireland.

  • If you go to Ireland to play some real Irish music.

  • No sexy Doyle.

  • This Now that's what you call driving out the snakes.

  • Yeah, the Irish are naughty.

  • That's the stupidest thing anyone's ever done here since we yelled it A duck not 10 minutes ago.

  • Where did you do with those dogs?

  • Yeah, I don't know.

  • People boo their horrid creatures.

  • I went back there.

  • Accord?

  • Would you let me ask you something?

  • Where did you Where did you learn?

  • What did you learn about ST Patrick's Day?

  • Thank you.

  • Where did you get your perception of ST Patrick?

  • Where does it come from?

  • Pharrell is an Irish last name.

  • My relatives are all from Ireland, and in fact, and they must be proud.

  • They're very proud.

  • In fact, I brought some.

  • So my cousins are in New York for ST Patrick's Day and they came by the studio and I loved to bring him out.

  • You're Irish theme, Theo.

  • Shame is on the left.

  • Poland with Della.

  • And there's Aidan.

  • Right way.

  • All right, stop what you're doing.

  • You were such a body.

  • Made a scene.

  • This is old.

  • I'm working out clean shaven hair clippings for you here.

  • You're killing me.

  • Stop touching yourself.

  • I will give you my wife now, sir.

  • Not lie.

  • What's changed?

  • Subject for sir Not live 25 years.

  • Are you look or not.

  • Are you working on it?

  • I'm gonna try really hard to have a serious conversation with you.

  • Are you Are you working on any new characters?

  • Will anything we can look forward to on the show?

  • I'm working on one new character.

  • Ah, which actually is it?

  • I worked on a movie four years ago.

  • That was very special film STV straight to video and s so you probably have never heard of it.

  • But the one guy that I worked with, one of the we were three friends.

  • He overacted his part's a little bit.

  • So this is Jim Ferguson, the over actor.

  • So if you could give me a line like you know Hey, Jim, You're supposed to be here at three.

  • Let's just do a scene and I'll show you my new character for good.

  • You ready?

  • Yeah, I'm ready.

  • Well, hey, Jim.

  • You're supposed to be here at three.

  • Are you sure?

  • Conan, I could have sworn you told me for.

  • He gave it that much on everybody that much on everything.

  • And with you dressed like this?

  • No, no one dresses like this, right?

  • All right.

  • You have a, uh I'm told that in addition to this, I mean, this should be a tree, but I was told you had a treat for us tonight.

  • A special thing I really do for tonight.

  • Which is this is all fun and games and everything, but something serious, Something serious?

  • Uh, my father's musician, Actually, music is a big part of my life.

  • I've played the drums since I was in the seventh grade and always kept up with it.

  • But one of things going on in public schools right now is the funding for music programs is being basically eliminated.

  • And a lot of these kids that it's a big, big problem.

  • And a lot of kids aren't getting to learn these type of things.

  • So And if I hadn't had that s o, I kind of visit schools and try to help kids and see, um, try keep this alive.

  • It's kind of like my one crusade.

  • That's a really nice thing that you're doing.

  • Schools in New York.

  • I came apart.

  • I came across my friend Remo here.

  • Who's an excellent drummer?

  • Theo Remo.

  • Remo is is he's a drummer.

  • When you met him is old, 10 years old, and we met at his school up in the Bronx and visited there.

  • And we're gonna have an old fashioned drum off.

  • And this is your way of raising awareness raising awareness of the plight of funding for the music program.

  • Okay, drum up.

  • This is a nice idea, Theo, right?

  • You want to, uh, if you want to get us started here, let's take it away.

  • OK, here we go.

  • Right two.

  • Yeah.

  • I think they get the idea.

  • You will not get public funding now.

  • Show business.

  • I will trust you.

  • Take it easy.

  • Just take it easy.

  • You don't pull that stuff with me.

  • Take it easy, all right?

  • Your ass is grass.

Ah, wonderful holiday.

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