Name: Jimmy Performs Tonight Show Monologue for Empty Audience
Uploaded: 2020-03-20T21:52:16.000Z
Duration: 7 min 15 s
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-Hi, everyone. Welcome to "The Tonight Show."

As of this morning, we planned to do a show

with a full audience, but as the day progressed

we and NBC decided it be smarter to not have an audience

to help decrease the spread of the coronavirus.

So the show's gonna be a little different than it normally is.

and I'm just as confused and freaked out as you are.

I know that speech last night didn't help.

But what I do know is, when we're there for each other,

And I am here for you. We are here for you.

[ Cheers and applause ] ...to put on this show tonight.

We're gonna have Dr. Oz out here in a little bit

to walk us through what's going on and what we can do.

So if you want, maybe just put your phones down

and enjoy an hour of mindless entertainment.

It's gonna be a fun show. The Roots are here!

Now let's start the monologue. Here we go.

-Budget cuts. -Could we get smaller cards?

-Yeah, no -- -When we have a regular show,

-Well, guys, if the world isn't suffering enough,

♪ I'm hooked, and I can't stop staring ♪

I mean, when has a conservative celebrity on a reality show

Of course, the big story is the coronavirus.

I wouldn't mind a massage from Joe Biden.

Last night, President Trump addressed the nation

It was a nice change from his usual speeches

[ Helicopter blades whirring ] "I'm about to go on a trip

This is only the second time Trump has addressed the country

The first was during the great McRib shortage of 2018.

Actually, the last time Trump spoke from the Oval Office,

it was about his plans to build his border wall,

the coronavirus should be about 10% taken care of.

But Trump wanted to give a speech to reassure the nation

that everything is gonna be okay, and I think it worked.

Today, the stock market only dropped 2,000 points.

During his address, Trump said, starting Friday,

And officials -- normally when we do this,

but today, obviously, there's no audience.

with the Americans returning from Europe.

They said the only thing worse than coming back with the virus

is coming back and pronouncing Barcelona, "Barthelona."

-But early on in Trump's address last night,

-I am confident that by counting and continuing

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Jimmy Performs Tonight Show Monologue for Empty Audience

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