Name: Joe Biden's Poor Performance In Iowa Signals Opportunity For Mike Bloomberg's Campaign
Uploaded: 2020-03-20T21:22:02.000Z
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WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO "THE LATE SHOW."

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OH, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL, MAN.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME.

YEARS FROM NOW, WE'LL LOOK BACK ON THIS WEEK AND THINK, "HEY,

WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THE RESULTS OF THE IOWA CAUCUS?"

(  LAUGHTER  ) SO MANY HUGE THINGS HAPPENED IN

THE PAST SIX DAYS, I'M GETTING THEM ALL MIXED UP.

I'M PRETTY SURE MITT ROMNEY WAS ACQUITTED OF AWARDING THE MEDAL

OF FREEDOM TO SHAKIRA'S SPARKLY SHORT-SHORTS?

THIS WEEK, WE ALL ENDURED TRUMP'S STATE OF THE UNION.

NOT ALL OF US, BECAUSE THE SPEECH'S TV RATINGS WERE DOWN

2% FROM LAST YEAR, WHICH MEANS IF HE DOES IT AGAIN NEXT YEAR,

HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO PULL SOME TV GIMMICKS TO ROPE IN VIEWERS.

BUT NOW THAT THE G.O.P. HAS COVERED UP TRUMP'S CRIMES, IT'S

>> Jon: EVERYBODY IS VERY HYPED TO DO THAT.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF:

>> YOU, OFF THE BOARD, OR I'LL COME UP AND DRAWING OFF!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) STIERS IS TIGHT, MAN.

IT TOOK A LONG TIME TO SORT OUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE IOWA

CAUCUS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FINALLY ALMOST SETTLED.

I'M SORRY, CHAIR OF THE D.N.C., YOU WERE SAYING?

IN LIGHT OF THE PROBLEMS THAT HAVE EMERGED, I AM CALLING ON

THE IOWA DEMOCRATIC PARTY TO IMMEDIATELY BEGIN A

THIS IS THE WORST REBOOT IDEA SINCE "LITTLE WOMEN 2: THE

NOW, WHETHER THEY RECANVASS OR NOT, THE BIG WINNERS IN IOWA

WERE BERNIE SANDERS AND PETE BUTTIGIEG, AND THEY'RE

SO THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN'S GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP WITH A WHOLE NEW

I KNOW I JUST ESCAPED IMPEACHMENT, BUT I NEED YOU TO

IS THERE ANY CHANCE YOU GUYS COULD FIND A HUNTER BUTTIGIEG?"

THE IOWA RESULTS WERE ROUGH FOR JOE BIDEN.

HE MADE A BIG MISTAKE WHEN HE ATTACKED IOWA'S STATE MASCOT.

(  LAUGHTER  ) >> Stephen: BIDEN'S FOURTH-PLACE

FINISH WAS A TOUGH BLOW TO HIS CAMPAIGN, BUT THIS WEEK IN NEW

HAMPSHIRE, HE TOLD VOTERS THIS: >> AS MY MOTHER WOULD SAY,

>> Stephen: THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND STATE, AND YOU'RE

THAT'S LIKE BEING 10 MINUTES INTO A HIKE AND SAYING,

>> Stephen: BUT BIDEN ALSO RECOGNIZES HOW BAD THIS LOOKS.

BUT, LOOK, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I'VE BEEN

>> Stephen: (AS BIDEN) "WHY, JUST TODAY ON THE WALK

OVER HERE, SOME MANIAC WRESTLED ME TO THE GROUND.

IT LATER TURNED OUT TO BE THE WINDBREAKER I WAS TRYING TO PUT

BIDEN IS SO OPTIMISTIC THAT AT A CNN TOWN HALL, BIDEN EXPLAINED

WHAT HE'S LOOKING FOR IN A VICE PRESIDENT.

>> AS VICE PRESIDENT, I THINK IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL TO HAVE A

WOMAN OR A PERSON OF COLOR AS VICE PRESIDENT.

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'VE LEARNED FROM MY

RELATIONSHIP WITH BARACK-- I CALL HIM BARACK, NOT PRESIDENT,

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CONFUSE HIM WITH THE PRESIDENT.

>> Stephen: DID YOU NOTICE HOW SUBTLY WITH BIDEN INSERTS OBAMA

"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?" "NO, BUT YOU KNOW WHO LOVES

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