and this is everything

I brought them back

from Japan

This is you.

This is a very special Santa for you.

(laughter)

And this one's for you.

Actually I'm sure they have these here

in America

but im pretty sure that none of you have ever bought

one before...

its a... I don't know what this is

Why don't you read it?

before and after

Read it?

Before.

This is pretty confusing...

Can't read it

I'm seeing theres a graph on the back in the top right,

trying to figure out what that is.

You run it across your glass

and then it makes your windshield water repellent

so when it rains

the rain drops are just gonna bounce off your windshield

instead of getting all messy

We've been using this for a long time and it's pretty neat

Does it work?

Yah.

This is for you...

HI (to sweet doggo)

Stop...slow down.

Hi buddy (still to sweet doggo)

Going to school...

as an engineer I figured you'd need

(Barking)

Professional school equipment

It's a cat wearing socks

Or a cat with patterns like wearing socks

(Rachel and Bree laugh)

[High-pitched] Do your cats make too much noise?

(unintelligible) kitten mittens!

(Rachel and Bree laugh)

Kitsushita nyanko.

Kutusoota...no

(Rachel laughs)

You've got it wrong.

Kutsushita.

Nnn...no.

Okay...

I don't think thats it

How do I pronounce it?

It is uhhh...Kootoosulah.

What are those...bears?

(laughing)

Yeah, what the heck is this?

...are they gonna eat that?

(laughing)

It's like strapped down.

It's got a face

What is that thing thats about to be eating that face?

(laughing) I don't know but

he's like watching his expression....

(unintelligible)

This one's for you.

And this ones for you.

Annnnd this ones for you.

And its got a very special Santa on it.

I won't tell if you don't tell!

That's what he's saying.

I think you'll have to help me on the wording of this one

It's Ichimi. Chilli powder?

Red pepper and stuff.

I use that on my chickens sometimes.

Yeah, it's really good.

This is also for Bree.

(laughter)

They're kinda like clear red with flowers on it

This is some quality wrapping paper.

Paper's made of stick!

It's creepy Santa again.

(laughter)

(grunt)

It's the.... beans!

Try them!

They look like cheetos.

This is for bree

usually people put them around light switches

they're like stickers for your room

It's MeltyKiss!

Is it a chocolate? Try it.

Yeah, try it.

That one...that one's good.

Maybe later.

Open that one up

I think you gotta try it now, (unintelligible)

God damn it!

Your Santa!

Annd this is for both you guys

Its from America though

(unintelligible)

I got -

Andrew got it

Hot sauces!

Awesome. I'll take it home first.

If i take it home for the first week he'll forget about it.

Yeah.

And I got a whole bunch of snacks cause i got tired of wrapping stuff.

Oh, mentaiko.

So this one's like fish egg shrimp crisps.

Wait, fish eggs...‽

Yup, but its a good type of fish egg.

That one's chocolate, they're really good.

So they taste like what, crab meat or somethin'?

They... they taste like

crisps with a little bit of crabby flavour.

Yeah, those are kinda like soft crisps.

Those are ramen bits.

These are more of Daniel's alley.

Chicken flavoured

Chicken flavoured what?

Little ramen bits.

And these are more chocolate things?

Yeah that's more chcolate matcha.

That one's fancy.

...these are made in sweat shops.

It does look fancy.

It's not made in a sweat shop!

Look at the bags under the eyes

they're tired of working.

Annd i got a bunch of stuff here for mum and John.

And i'll show you them after they open them.

I got mum penguin salt and pepper shakers

Because my mum loves penguins

So I got umeshu

which is mine and Jun's favourite Japanese alcohol

(unintelligible) a fun wine.

This is really good

and we wanted to get mum something nice

So we got...

a Japanese chef knife

which is really nice quality

It looks pretty sharp.

It's just that easy, I...

No training required.

Keep that away from him.

Sharper knives are actually safer to use.

Because you don't need to, press like uh...

Use so much force??

(unintelligible)

Yes. Yes. Ooooh.

So this is mum's knife

Cannot...cut.

I like sharpening stone

This is, um...

This is making the blade

Um...

Look like a saw

So...

So if you magnified it up,

really, really close to the edge

It would look like a saw

instead of being really straight

because its just not

as a good a quality as a sharpening stone.

For most people this is completely fine

should be sharper a little bit.

Oh, yeah, it's cutting.

Now you can't let Daniel around any of (unintelligible)

I don't understand why

(unintelligible)

It needs a soft cutting board so it doesn't get dull

so we bought my mum a cutting board here in America

just so we wouldn't have to carry one in our luggage

'Cos they're quite heavy.

And we got John...a...

pottery glass

to drink his umeshu from

and i got my mum a... TOILET COVER!

I know this is kinda weird but

we don't have these in America and

I was creeped out by it the first time I saw it

cause I was like why would i want furry toilet seats

but they are actually really nice in winter cause its nice and warm

and you can put it in the washing machine

so...you just wrap it round your toilet like this

and wash it whenever you wipe.

(in background) such a hassle.

Its got a cat on it

I forgot two of their gifts in Japan

What you gotta like (unintelligible)?

...luggage.

No, so...

I'll need to take a (unintelligible)

I'll have to take a picture of those when i get back to Japan.

Mail them back.

So the other things I got were

a pair of chopsticks for John;

and because my mom tends to lose keys a lot

I found this and thought this would be hilarious and great,

so you put this on your key chain

and then if you clap your hands

it tweets

so you'll be able to figure out where your keys are.

Let's see if i can get this to work.

I'm gonna open this up.

Press the eyes, it should...light up

Ok, so I had to switch it, I think

and lets see if I clap.

(clapping)

(chirping)

Yeah!

(clapping continues)

That's amazing!

I'm gonna hide it under their coat.

(clapping)

(lots more clapping)

Birdie? Birdie, no!

(chirping)

(sound of fabric being ruffled)

(muffled chirping)

Work this bird!

(more clapping)

So uhh, questionable efficiency there.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this video, found it helpful maybe?

Or...interesting.

And, yeah! I'll see you guys later

Bye!