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  • ♪♪

  • -♪ Today started just like any other day

  • ♪ I woke up to my alarm at half past 8:00 ♪

  • -♪ I drank a cup of coffee, read the paper,

  • ate a scone

  • Then I turned my attention to my phone

  • And something happened that I cannot undo

  • Something so devastating, I must tellin' that a-you

  • ♪ I liked an Instagram post

  • From 2012 ♪

  • On somebody's page

  • That I don't know super-well

  • ♪ I can't believe what I did

  • There's no coming back from this

  • ♪ I'm selling all of my stuff

  • And moving to France

  • -♪ I just bought a wig

  • And some shades

  • -♪ I packed a bag

  • And brought cash for 80 days

  • ♪ I'm getting a fake passport

  • That says I'm from Duluth

  • Gonna get on a plane

  • Now my name is Craig

  • -♪ Now my name is Craig

  • -♪ I'm going to kill everyone who knows what I did

  • -♪ I'm gonna bury the bodies in a public park

  • -♪ I'm gonna work on a dock in the South of France

  • -♪ I'm gonna be on the run till I die

  • -♪ Be on the run till I die

  • ♪ I liked an Instagram post

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

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