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  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.

  • I GREETLY APPRECIATE IT.

  • I REALLY DO.

  • >> I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO LISTEN SOME MUSIC, NOW, DO YOU.

  • >> James: COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC.

  • >> WHAT WAS THAT,.

  • >> James: IS THAT YOUR IMPRESSION OF ME, LET ME SEE IT,

  • COME ON, NIALL, LET'S LISTEN SOME MUSIC.

  • >> FOR SURE.

  • LET'S DO T SHALL WE.

  • I'M JUST LIKE ONE OF YOUR MATES FROM SCHOOL.

  • >> THAT'S ♪ "WE SHOULD TAKE THIS BACK TO

  • MY PLACE" ♪ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID RIGHT TO

  • MY FACE ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOU BAD

  • YEAH, I WANT YOU, BABYSLOW, SLOW HANDS

  • LIKE SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN OURDIRTY LAUNDRY

  • NO, NO CHANCE THAT I'M LEAVING HERE WITHOUT

  • YOU ON ME I, I KNOW

  • YEAH, I ALREADY KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN'

  • SLOW HANDS NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT

  • A PHOBIA OF YOURS.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: WHAT ARE YOUR BIG FEARS.

  • >> CLAUSE TRO PHOBIA, BIG,.

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • >> I HATE BIRDS.

  • >> James: ALL BIRDS.

  • >> MOSTLY, I SAY MOSTLY PIGEONS.

  • I DO ENJOY A GOOD WALK IN THE PARK BUT THE MINUTE PIGEONS COME

  • INTO IT.

  • >> James: WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF PIGEONS.

  • >> I THINK THEY ARE HORRIBLE.

  • >> James: WHY, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO HURT YOU.

  • >> I JUST DON'T LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THAT THIS HE ARE NOT SCARED

  • OF US YOU BET REALLY CLOGS TO THEM.

  • PEOPLE HAVE TO RUN AT A FLOCK OF PIGEONS TO MAKE THEM MOVE.

  • >> James: EVEN A CAR, THEY WILL STAY IN THE ROAD.

  • >> LAST SECRETARY.

  • >> James: FINE, I WILL MOVE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE IT IS PROBABLY TIME FOR YOU TO FACE

  • YOUR FEAR INANY WAYS.

  • LET'S GO MEET THE PIGEONS.

  • >> OKAY, LET'S DO IT.

  • >> James: OKAY, NOW COME WITH ME.

  • NOW WAIT HERE.

  • LET'S BRING IN THE PIGEONS.

  • NOW JUST RELAX.

  • OKAY.

  • DO YOU WANT TO JUST POP HIM RIGHT THERE.

  • >> MY SHOULDER?

  • >> James: DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT.

  • DO YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM.

  • GET TO KNOW HIM WHAT IS HIS NAME.

  • >> THIS ONE IS TED.

  • >> James: TED, A LOVELY NAME.

  • >> DON'T LET GO.

  • >> James: DON'T LET GO.

  • >> I'M ACTUALLY SHAKING.

  • >> James: YOU ARE DOING GREAT.

  • >> I MEAN.

  • >> James: YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

  • AND NOW LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON.

  • >> WHAT?

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, THERE WE GO, JUST RELAX.

  • JUST RELAX.

  • LET'S BRING IN ANOTHER PIGEON.

  • >> WHAT?

  • >> James: NOW NIALL, THIS ONE IS FLYING, THERE HE IS, HE IS ON

  • YOUR HEAD, NOW.

  • >> NO, JAMES, I'M TELLING YOU THESE [BLEEP].

  • >> LOOK HOW WELL YOU ARE DOING, YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR HEAD, ONE

  • ON YOUR SHOULDER AND ARE YOU HOLDING ONE.

  • SAY TED, I'M NO LONGESCARED OF YOU.

  • >> TED, I'M NO LONGER SCARED OF.

  • >> James: SAY WE ARE FRIENDS NOW.

  • >> TED, WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • LISTEN.

  • ALL WELL AND GOOD WHILE I'M HERE.

  • YOU HAVE TO FACE THIS FEAR ON YOUR OWN.

  • I WILL SEE YOU IN A BIT.

  • >> WHAT?

  • JAMES, JAMES, JAMES!

  • JAMES, SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW.

  • JAMES, I SWEAR THIS HAS ACTUALLY MADE NIE PHOBIA WORSE.

  • >> HE JUST POOED ON MY BACK.

  • THE ONE ON MY HEAD IS FREAKING ME OUT.

  • THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.

  • THAT'S NOT GOOD, MAN, HONESTLY.

  • I JUST HAD-- .

  • >> James: I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE.

  • >> THREE PIGEONS AND ONE OF THEM POOED ON ME.

  • >> James: I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE OF THEIR ACTIONS.

  • >> CAN WE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR NOW, PLEASE.

  • >> James: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SANITIZE.

  • ♪ I LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK, I LIKE THE THINGS YOU WEAR

  • ♪ I WANT YOUR NUMBER TATTOOED ON MY ARM IN INK, I SWEAR

  • ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN THE MORNING COMES, I KNOW YOU WON'T BE THERE

  • EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND, YOU DISAPPEAR

  • NICE TO MEET YA (I GOT LOVE FOR YOU)

  • NICE TO MEET YA, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

  • LET ME TREAT YA TO A DRINK

  • >> THE THING IS I LISTEN THESE

  • SONGS, AS YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO, AND EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING, I

  • CAN REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET YOUR E MAIM ADDRESS-- WAS DAPIMP

  • IS HERE@HOT MAIL T WAS ACTUALLY DA UNDERSCORE, PIMP UNDERSCORE

  • IS UNDERSCORE HERE ERE.

  • THE@HOT MAIL.

  • YEAH.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jes: HOW IS DA PUMP, IS HE STILL HERE.

  • >> HE IS DEFINITELY HERE.

  • I AUDITIONED FOR THE THE X FACTOR.

  • >> James: OH MY GOD.

  • >> I DON'T THINK HOW DID I END NEWSPAPER THAT BAND.

  • >> James: HOW DID ANYBODY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WITH THAT AS AN

  • EMAIL ADDRESS.

  • >> OH GOSH.

  • >> James: YOU THINK OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THERE IS A GUY WITH DA

  • PIMP IS HERE, AND E'S GETTING ALL OF THE EMAILS ABOUT ONE

  • DIRECTION.

  • >> POOR FELLA JUST SITTING THERE, TRYING TO MAWK A LIVING.

  • I JUST WANT TO BE A PIMP.

  • >> James: ONLY CALL ME IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BE PITCHING.

  • WE FIGHT WE GET HIGH HOLDING ON TO LOVE

  • WE CAME DOWN 'CAUSE THERE WAS NOTHING HOLDING US

  • IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL WONDER WHERE YOU ARE

  • IS IT WRONG THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW MY HEART

  • ARE YOU ALL DRESSED UP BUT WITH NOWHERE TO GO

  • ARE YOUR TEARS FALLING DOWN WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE LOW

  • ANOTHER FRIDAY NIGHT TRYNA PUT ON A SHOW

  • DO YOU HATE THE WEEKEND 'CAUSE NOBODY'S CALLING

  • ♪ I'VE STILL GOT SO MUCH LOVE HIDDEN BENEATH THIS SKIN

  • SO DARLING PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME

  • PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP AND

  • THERE'S NO SHADOWS DANCING I LOOK AROUND AS MY HEART IS

  • COLLAPSING 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I

  • NEED TO PUT A LITTLE LOVE ON ME

  • (APPLAUSE) >> I I FEEL LIKE A LONG TIME,

  • TEN YEARS.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> I THINK WE'RE READY TO TEST OUR FRIEND SLIP.

  • >> RIGHT.

  • >> I THINK IT MIGHT BE TIME THAT YOU AND I TAKE A LIE DETECTOR

  • TEST.

  • >> WHAT.

  • >> James: I'VE GOT MY FRIEND JN HERE WHO IS A PROFESSIONAL

  • LIE DETECTER.

  • HAS THE MACHINE AND EVERYTHING.

  • >> BUT HE IS QUITE A BIG PERSONALITY.

  • HE DOES, HE JABERS ON A BIT AND A LOT OF IT BECOMES ABOUT JOHN.

  • BUT BEAR WITH HIM.

  • WE ARE REALLY GOIN TO TEST OUR FRIENDSHIP NOW, OKAY.

  • >> LET'S DO IT.

  • >> James: HERE HE COMES.

  • GET READY FOR THE BIG CAT, JOHNO, HOW'S LIFE?

  • >> FINE.

  • >> GOOD TO HE SEE YOU, MAN.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • SO JOHN, HOW ACCURATE IS THIS MACHINE?

  • >> SO ACCURATE THAT THE UNITED STATES YOU CANNOT BECOME A

  • POLICE OFFICER WITHOUT PASSING ONE.

  • >> James: OKAY, NIALL IS GOING TO GO FIRST.

  • >> YOU MIGHT WANT TO EXTEND THAT OUT A LITTLE BIT.

  • THERE IT IS.

  • >> James: ARE YOU READY?

  • OKAY.

  • DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ONE DIRECTION WILL GET BACK

  • TOGETHER?

  • >> YES.

  • >> James: DO YOU LIKE SIMON COWELL?

  • >> SOMETIMES.

  • >> TRUE.

  • >> WOW, THESE QUESTIONS ARE UNTENSE.

  • >> James: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LATE NIGHT SHOW TO

  • PERFORM ON.

  • >> THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH JAMES CORDEN.

  • >> THAT SAY LIE.

  • >> James: OH MY GOD.

  • >> OH NO.

  • >> James: WHOSE IS IT?

  • WHOSE IS IT, TELL THE TRUTH.

  • >> IS IT SNL?

  • >> YES, IT IS SNL.

  • >> THAT'S TRUE SORRY MAN, IT'S SNL, YOU KNOW, FROM NEW YORK, A

  • AND ALL THAT.

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, LET'S SWITCH IT OVER.

  • IT'S TIME FOR ME.

  • >> OBVIOUS HONESTLY, THAT WAS INTENSE.

  • >> I WOULD LIKE YOU TO NOT JUDGE ME BY THAT, THANK YOU.

  • >> I WILL CALIBRATE IT WITH.

  • >> ALL RIGHT, MY QUESTION TO YOU, JAMES, YOUR TURN NOW.

  • I USED TO BE BLOND.

  • DO YOU THINK I LOOK BET WE ARE DARKER HAIR.

  • >> NO.

  • >> TRUE (LAUGHTER)

  • >> THE THE HARSH REALITY OF THE U.S. LIE DETECTOR, WHAT DO YOU

  • THINK IS A BETTER SONG, SLOW HANDS BY ME OR-- SIGN OF THE

  • TIMES.

  • YOU BE CAREFUL NOW.

  • (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: I THINK SIGN OF THE TIMES IS A BETTER SONG.

  • >> TRUE.

  • >> WOW.

  • >> ESPECIALLY WATCHING YOU PERFORM IT IT ON SATURDAY NIGHT

  • LIVE.

  • >> LAST QUESTION, I WANT TO GET THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE.

  • AM I YOUR FAVORITE MEMBER OF ONE DIRECTION?

  • >> James: YES.

  • >> THAT'S TRUE.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • YOU CAN STAY WITH ME TONIGHT.

  • YOU DON'T HAVEYOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE WHEN

  • I'M AROUND YOUSO GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT'S ON

  • YOUR MINDON YOUR MIND

  • WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NOJUDGEMENT

  • YOU CAN GET THAT FROM ANYONEELSE

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE NOTHINGYOU CAN JUST BE YOURSELF

  • WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NOJUDGEMENT

  • WE CAN GET THAT FROM EVERYONEELSE

  • AND WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVENOTHING

  • WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NOJUDGEMENT

  • OHH, WE DON'T HAVE TO PROVENOTHING

  • MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NOJUDGEMENT

  • MHM, WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME, NOJUDGEMENT

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK.

  • I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BROTHER, I REALLY, REALLY DO.

  • >> I LOVE YOU.

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

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