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  • I ask a question, you answer and hit the button,

  • and we move on to the next question.

  • They all must be honest answers.

  • What's your most irrational fear?

  • Spiders.

  • [DING]

  • Too hard, sorry.

  • Too-- I'm very sorry.

  • Very aggressive.

  • What's your button for?

  • Because I answer also.

  • Irrational.

  • Mine is the sound of Styrofoam.

  • [DING]

  • Wow.

  • You know, when the chest hits each other.

  • (GAGGING) Or cotton balls.

  • You know?

  • That.

  • You couldn't even say it.

  • No, because--

  • (GAGGING) Or cotton balls.

  • Yeah.

  • 'Cause, you know, when you feel them.

  • Name a-- 'cause irrational--

  • Do you mean the softest things in the world scare you?

  • You know when you feel them, and they feel wonderful?

  • No, it's the-- look at this, I can

  • take a solid sheet of cotton.

  • Not the balls.

  • Wow.

  • You're still having trouble.

  • No.

  • By the way--

  • Get those cotton balls out of here.

  • We're talking about irrational.

  • You're still going to stick with spiders?

  • That's not irrational.

  • That's like a regular.

  • I have a fear of bamboo in my fingernails.

  • There you go.

  • Yep.

  • [DING]

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Everybody's like, good God!

  • No, I saw it in a movie once, and I still

  • get like you with cotton balls.

  • Although mine actually is painful.

  • Cotton's the best thing ever.

  • Name the celebrity who hasn't returned a text you sent.

  • Name one who has.

  • [DING]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You always return texts.

  • I do.

  • Very quickly.

  • I am good returner.

  • It's so fast that you text and put it down,

  • and you can come back, and it was 27 minutes ago she

  • texted back, and you're like, oh my God, I

  • should've kept my phone on me.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, yeah.

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • Emily's birthday and Valentine's Day are both coming up.

  • What's the worst gift you've ever given her?

  • That depends on perspective, because I

  • think my gifts are amazing.

  • I've given her some gifts that she loves.

  • Weirdly, jewelry, I'm a big miss.

  • Big miss on everything.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • One of these, like, and she goes like, oh my God,

  • is there a gift receipt?

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • Oh.

  • Yeah, it's tough.

  • You don't know her taste by now?

  • I thought I did.

  • I really did.

  • And I've tried maybe six or seven times.

  • Oh.

  • Yeah.

  • That's sad.

  • Well, it's expensive, is what it is.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, I'm sure she returns them.

  • But I don't get the money back.

  • No.

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • You're not supposed to.

  • It's a gift.

  • Well, it's a gift receipt.

  • [DING]

  • Say something sexy, but do it in a Boston accent.

  • (BOSTON ACCENT) Barbecue.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Sexy.

  • Is barbecue not sexy?

  • No.

  • OK.

  • No.

  • (BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues.

  • Yeah.

  • That's good.

  • [DING]

  • What's the strangest thing that you know too much about?

  • (BOSTON ACCENT) Naked barbecues.

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • True.

  • [DING]

  • No.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • I've been to a couple naked barbecues.

  • That sounds dangerous.

  • It is.

  • I thought it would help with my tan, but it's not the same.

  • It's not the same.

  • You're a liar.

  • What part of your body are you proudest of?

  • My fake beard.

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • Let's take it off now.

  • Well, you're not going to say what you're proud of?

  • My body-- what, my body?

  • Yeah.

  • I grew up Catholic in Boston.

  • You don't say you're proud of any body part.

  • (BOSTON ACCENT) There ain't nobody

  • that God didn't give you.

  • You can't be proud of it, all right?

  • I don't even know what I'm saying.

  • Edit?

  • Great.

  • If you had a fragrance, what would it be called?

  • Naked barbecue.

  • Come on, too easy.

  • I mean, you're going to stick with it.

  • Who was the last celebrity you freaked out about meeting?

  • Oh, that's a good question.

  • [CLICKS TONGUE]

  • I met Tom Brady once, and I think that's--

  • [CHEERING]

  • There she is.

  • The lone Boston woman just passed out.

  • That's what it sounds like when someone passes out, by the way.

  • And then she just woke up.

  • She just--

  • No, I met him, and I think I realized

  • there's a computer chip put in you, even

  • though he wasn't playing it.

  • They put a computer chip in you that when you meet Tom Brady,

  • your computer shuts off.

  • So he was like, hey, how you doing?

  • I was like, pretty good.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • And that's all I remember about meeting him.

  • Yep.

  • All right.

  • And then woke up, and was like, hi, Gisele.

  • And that's all I remember.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Yeah.

  • It was a pretty weird night.

  • Well, you did freak out.

  • Yeah.

  • If you and Chris Martin were to go on a date,

  • where would you take him?

  • Taco Bell.

  • [DING]

  • That's true.

  • Really?

  • I'm being dead serious.

  • Yeah, when I was in college, I went for 13 days straight,

  • two meals a day.

  • Woo!

  • That's 26 meals.

  • Yes, it is.

  • But I should have thought about it more, right?