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  • >> IN ADDITION, CARRY HAND SANITIZER AROUND WITH YOU.

  • IT NEEDS TO BE ABOUT 60% ALCOHOL.

  • IT WILL BE EFFECTIVE IN KILLING THESE GERMS.

  • >> SO I WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE SOME ALCOHOL-BASED HAND

  • SANITIZER ABOVE 60% ALCOHOL CONTENT.

  • >> YOU MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM FINDING HAND SANITIZERS.

  • THERE ARE SOME SPOT SHORTAGES BEING REPORTED AT DRUGSTORES

  • LIKE CVS, EVEN SOME WAL-MARTS.

  • >> HI, I'M BILL EVERCLEAR.

  • OVER 100 YEARS AGO, MY GRANDFATHER DELMONT EVERCLEAR

  • DISTILLED HIS FIRST BATCH OF 190 PROOF GRAIN ALCOHOL.

  • HE NEVER INTENDED IT TO HAVE ANY POSITIVE BENEFIT TO SOCIETY.

  • EVERCLEAR WAS MOSTLY USED TO HAZE COLLEGE FRESHMEN AND MAKE

  • MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.

  • BUT THANKS TO THE CORONAVIRUS, THE DARK CLOUD HAS BEEN LIFTED

  • OFF MY FAMILY NAME BECAUSE, WITH THE SHORTAGE OF HAND SANITIZER,

  • YOU CAN NOW REACH FOR EVERCLEAR!

  • THAT'S RIGHT.

  • IT'S 190 PROOF, SO SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST GERMS AND

  • CONSCIOUSNESS.

  • JUST RUB IT ON YOUR HANDS, THEN DON'T LET YOUR HANDS DRIVE.

  • EVERCLEAR, IT'S GOOD FOR YA -- NOW.

  • ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

  • >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> IN ADDITION, CARRY HAND SANITIZER AROUND WITH YOU.

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