Name: Pete Holmes: Robert De Niro Walks Like Gumby - CONAN on TBS
Uploaded: 2020-03-20T00:10:16.000Z
Duration: 7 min 5 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

To-infinitive

Future simple

You brought your baby here to the backstage.

I think if I could remember, she's, what, 14 or 15 months?

She came here for the first time when she was two weeks old, which is called bad parents.

You came showed up because we're all good friends.

She was born a little brighter and ran to the studio and started handing around to everybody.

I'm just so glad I'm here to provide these to be the one you can turn to and say This guy gave my baby a cold, sore.

Breezy is everybody as I live and breathe that name will never catch it.

Catch on Cone's easy, breezy way, pal around in real life we d'oh!

I was playing hookey in the middle of the day.

I was working on something and I said, I want to get out of here And across the street, they were showing once upon a time, Once upon a time in in Hollywood, whatever it's called, one guy didn't know what we meant until Hollywood.

So, uh, I took some of my crew and we just want across the street and I was like, I want to see that movie again and you're there.

I saw you in line for candy and we were like, the only people that were seeing the film.

But just because it was playing at, like, one o'clock in the afternoon was the dad didn't have to work.

And so we just sat there watching the movie.

And when Brad Pitt took his shirt off, I leaned over to you and went, I regret the Skittles.

Forget I'm in show business and I'm just like God, I'm like, All right, it's, Ah, superficial business.

Are you excited about the Oscar nominations?

Other movies that are nominated, they make you feel like that shouldn't be nominated.

I mean, in the way that they're I think Adam Sandler, our dear friend, was absolutely Snow.

I thought I thought his performance was brilliant.

You guys see in the gems this'll this'll is the problem.

Well, I think they're worried that if they gave him an Oscar, he would pawn it and then gamble the money.

But I know I think you know, I love movies.

I didn't get through the Irishman, even though I I concede I'm sure it's an amazing movie.

I'm not saying that I just couldn't get over De Niro's digital face.

They put a young face yeah, on his current body at a very young face.

Yeah, and some people thought it didn't quite match up.

And the voiceover kept reminding you like I'm a young men.

I'm a young man like it keeps telling you like I'm 40 40 and I'm like his face looked 40.

And now that you can't make fun of movies, be like Easy, Easy You don't like it.

I'm just saying he had to kick somebody's butt in the movie and he goes over and he's like the poor guy that he had to pull over the counter.

The poor actors like All right, Mr De Niro.

When you're ready, he's ready to, like, jump waken get him over.

I mean, kick someone similar having audio mix it for the cracking of the osteoporosis.

That in this town, when you do stand up and you you mentioned an actor's performance, you not like it Like Robert De Niro, people in this town Mike, it's sensitive.

Well, I tried to talk about the Irishman on stage.

I thought it was funny to say, kind of walks like Gumby, Which it is.

He could be a national treasure and kind of a gun.

So I'm talking about it and someone heckles May I'm on stage doing Santa when somebody goes.

I've gotten this more than once in Los Angeles.

They were offended that you think it stopped a bad move.

Yeah, it was like certain That is not how this I'm allowed to have an opinion about a movie, even though I've never made a movie like That's not how the world works.

Like, if I go to Burger King and they eat that Oreo pie, they have to take, like the box it came in.

Subtitles ListPlay Video

Pete Holmes: Robert De Niro Walks Like Gumby - CONAN on TBS

regret

viral

crack

butt